victorian:
I know him. He's a Don and has PHD in all forms of mocking people's lives and misfortunes.

My spirit just said I should say it. If he likes let him continue, if he likes let him change. It sounds funny and pleasing to the eyes of people when we read stuffs he types without second thought. We laugh hard and shake our heads in excitement.

Anyways what do I know?

It's all joke.

You are absolutely right dear! Lots of kids here with savage comments, they dont know what awaits them in future. Instead of them to think with their brain, they'd rather be hiding at the back of keyboard to type rubbi.sh. Karma and fate awaits them all.
What they failed to realize is that majority of people do have good dreams about the future when growing up but along the way, life throws challenges their way.
If that lady did not marry, they will still be the same set of people to name-call her.
Law of retribution will certainly have its cause whether they like it or not.

Joke my foot!

Words of encouragement can make a significant difference to a friend in need.

tosinornottosin:
don't tell me you're just reading that 'stale' joke for the first time. Or you feel like lolling to ginger his morale

Dont know the particular one you quoted me for, but it must be that I just saw it for the first time.
Not everyone have time or is interested in seaching and digging for jokes upandan.
Happy now?

okikiosibodu:
Vivie01..... I am across the story. Want to see the learn you pick from it

The lesson points are vital. If only we can be very patient.
Silence and calmness is golden. Bible too says we should be quick to hear but slow to speak/act.

okikiosibodu:
Nigeria launching missile against Israel

tracyfemmmm:
Haha. Honestly i can't feel pity for Nigerian men. After all the cheating, lies ,family maltreatment, and even violence you guys have put women through
now you are tasting a small portion of your own medicine you are crying. Alot of women share their husbands with mistresses and even know about illegimate children. Its just that our own is secret. So please take heart and manage. The lord is your strength. Dont let enemies that no one can see destroy your marriage. Pray away the infidelity. Maybe if you could provide more or if your sperm was not watery you would have given her children.

As bitter as it may sound to men, this is just the truth!
You are quick to name-call women but what you do is horrible and abominable!
While not condoning what the woman did, I think many men are not trying at all. What some do before they marry self is unheard of.
Funny enough, the man might be aware of his shortcoming and might have secretly encouraged the woman to go ahead with the act but changed song when the secret was out.

okikiosibodu:
I think we have to start removing some people from this forum, especially those who can't: reed,spale,or spick gud Englis

Change begins with you. Oya start.....

okikiosibodu:
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

lol

okikiosibodu:
Kweshon ......Does a donkey fall under ministry of agriculture .....Or ministry of transport .....Or ministry of labour ..... haven't slept trying to figure it out??

Your kweshon got me thinking........ guess it's "All of the above"

okikiosibodu:
Scientific sex fact :research has it that men have 53 liters of sperms in their life time, some men are left with 3 liters and not yet married

okikiosibodu:
If your primary objective is to look sexy, you will only attract guys whose primary objective is to have sex.

pureheartlady:
I don't know where to start from but all thanks to God. I am alive, hale and healthy my enemies will never succeed oo for I am a gentle soul
was in a COMA for a long time, after the unfortunate incidents and happenings but I am OK now, I thank God for my life. I wanted to lay low for sometime but I wasn't happy with the comments about my demise, reason why I decided to clear the air.. Though I don't blame my family for spreading such news because it really helps a lot with the investigation and it means a lot to my state of health then. I am sorry if the news caused anything to any of you, it was for my safety and it was one hell of an experience I never wish to experience again. I hope you all will understand. Now I am back to continue my naughtiness

Elantraceey
Vivie01
Theenchanter
Kimcutie
Shaybebaby
Mrwondah
And others
Thank you all, I miss you all... ONE LOVE

Gucciqueen38? Are you?

How could anyone have used something so cruel as such to describe your health status?

Anyway, I thank the good Lord on your behalf. He is indeed a prayer answering God. I thank Him for the faith that brought you back to the land of the living. May He be forever praised!

I'm happy you are alive, hale and hearty.

cc: Alexanderbells2

People Deceiving People (PDP) is a party known for bad governance and corruption.

The alpha and no.8 though.

Equality, honesty, fairness, helping those in need and treating others the way you'll like to be treated are the values we should all strive to esteem high.

Gander is the male goose; what is good for the woman is equally good for the man, how true is it?

okikiosibodu:
I Need an Answer Please!
Which one is
(Two zero two four)
(a) 2024. (b) 0044.
(c) 0024. (d) 2044.

Answer is A.

Nnaabros:

That pic is so wrong. Is it everything you guys just turn to joke?
May God forgive you.

^^^^

Mariangeles:
Me too...
I even heard there was something diabolic about the preparation , that after eating it you'll always want more and the rumor spread in our neighborhood.
By the next morning the whole neighborhood was waiting to confront taye the "elewa" and the poor lady was shouting " awa'n lo shoshi o"

Lol @ awa'n lo shoshi.
Does it mean all those selling it are diabolitical? I dont believe this.
Though I dont eat it but I think craving for it has got to do with the special way they fry the sauce and the fact that beans taking with bread generally belle-full people, men mostly, so they prefer to eat it and keep drinking water on top of it for the good part of the day.

Onisokuso1:
Mine is kulikuli akomo lole abokis rub it on their laps ahh mo ti jejekuje seyin abajo ti Mary ma n yaso prapapa ninu kilasi

You are not serious. You are indeed onisokuso1.

Change is constant, embrace it and stop blaming others.

okikiosibodu:
B

When you lie to your wife that you are going for biz meeting in Dubai
Saw her at Eko hotel holding hand with ex
You cant approach them cos you are in Dubai yourself......chai!
E go come dey pepper am for body.

okikiosibodu:
M

Confirm: Yes that is my email. Lol.

Sleekfingers:
Na for woman lips, you go know how her Toto go be

Haha, how come?

Emytini:
person no dey borrow money marry wife

Says who?

prinsam30:
Person wey get brother for heaven no dey go HellFire

jojothegreat:
Road bend no mean say we go Bend waka.
If mad man done bite you once,next time wey u see mechanic you go take off!

poyebad:
I'd say, "Babe, I want a divorce!"

Lol. Even on her birthday?

MrWondah:
I dey on hibernation

Issokay.

"Beat your gf" because y're her papa?
Were you tied into the relationship or forced to remain there if it's not working for you? It's very wrong for all I know. Dont even try to start it at all.

MrWondah:
Mama the babe. Where you hide since?

Wondah man na you I go ask o.
I'm good. How's everything?
Happy independence!

Lol @ the savage comments.

My own:
I know you are endowed with all the good blessings of life but you have chose to frolic with bad company, thus depart from good path that could lead you to greatness. You have forsaken the way of the Lord and become weary in the place of prayer and intercession. You are so wicked and self-centered to the extent that you do not care about the welfare and joy of people again.
However, if God did not give up on man why should I give up on you easily?
Consider your ways and change from your wicked paths, do away with evil, start right-ing the wrongs and turn a new leaf as you start another journey today.
God bless Nigeria.

onyeezeigbo:
lols don't mind me
me sef dey Confuse

Nice! Able to pick some wrongly pronounced wordings.
Keep updating the thread with recent praise and worship songs too.