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deejay_harry1: nope oo.. no be me get work here.. bday boy no fit pay my services...

ok. I want another one. Tell the deejay to play me skelewu by moe musa. But this time, he should fastforward and put on replay that funny scene where that boy was saying 'Davitho is that yeeew? Is that yeeew Davitho'

homesteady: I can see many girls going home with belle after this party!

You mean e-belle

deejay_harry1: i trust you my deejay.. vivly oya dedicated to u

Thanks but you stingy small o. Na mb wahala?

deejay_harry1: ah don die vivly don kee me..

God no go gree abeg.

homesteady: Repent for the kingdom of GOD is near!

Oya take malt. No alcohol for you

Dannylux: Does that include you?

How are you?

god_of_music: Are you ok?


#TeamGOM

yes. Are you?

deejay_harry1: sister mi.. na G.O.M dey handle work today ooo... them say my services dey too expensive

Even if. As twin sister matter, you purpose dedicate one song for me here

Dannylux: we like bad things na

Some of us still dey innocent. Both at heart and out of heart

god_of_music: Per. . . Perr. . . Per. . . . Person. . . THIS DJ SO FUNKING MHEN!!!! Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch!!! Now playing Psquare_Personally


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#TeamGOM

Play me Ukwu by Timaya

Beennkumar: No, a slow song

Slow song dey lead to bad thing o

DEEJAY Harry, play me one high life. I want to gyrate

So, who's the MC?

HBD. LLNP. Thanks

It could be that most of your female friends also want more than being in friend's zone. They might be passing signals which your brain might interprete hence your desire to date them.

illitrate: where the cinema dey? and which side the babe go sidon

Right hand side na. Don't ask me why

Lmao @ comments.
You could glue your eyelids to your eyebrows with cellotape. That way, even while you are asleep, your eyes would be wide open

Cikoloko: .

HBD. Follow me

SENATOR-GBAGUAN:
u in?

No thanks. I'll pass

God of music really gat good bars. End of round 1

god_of_music: I'm sorry for replying this late. . . My network got a lil' hitch!

Lwkmd! you so lame

Yo yo yo yo!

Lil' kid mikey/ i think u just made a BIG mistake by holding that mickey/
coz back then me likey/ but now me gonna make ^ sure ur asss catch fire like zacki/

Boy i'm a god if you ain't noticed/
not gonna strike you dead coz i know u just a novice/
. . .Lame niccur just hit up the wrong province/
and real niccur 'bout to make him name tarnished/
i ain't threatening u. . . Diz i promise/

U too wack, u got no ingredient/
i could play with ur shithole life on here till u de-activate/

...and if u claim "ill". . Ama surely drop u dead, prolly make u stay "bliss/"
I chop steaks/ when on brawl without beats, so me no need dat producer. I mean chopstix/

my kind be the best/ when i deliver, ur chick favorites my text/
mofo still sittin' on the fence . . . Laid back ancient, no mordern jest/

After i'm done with ya. . U'd be Diss'eased/ <diseased>
and we all gon' be relieved/

*sighs*

#TeamGOM

Chop knuckle. Thank God you made it (alive)

Khalessi: The battle is The Lord's.

oh lawd!!

Senator gbagaun vs space. Oya start

Where the heck in the name of merlin's saggy left trousers is god of music? Googling, wikipediaing(does this word even exist)

Nomski0: Give me popcorn fast. Vivly, come sit by me o. We need to enjoy this

Ah, I'm with you. Lets cheer the weak lines together

Abu Mikey: I got nothing to lose, cos I'm a 1-man team



This is the height of the Life
Where everybody needs me to survive
And my schedule makes me busier than a beehive
Girls fighting over me,but I don't even need them in my life (Na joke oo )

Boss! That is what I should be called!
I do more and talk less, my words is what I hear.
..and my lifestyle makes your lifestyle looks so bored.
...represent my Army M.M.M, the life of a Ambassador
...You think You are a bull, lemme introduce you to my Martardor.

If I am here right now, o boy you don't need a Saloon


Real Hellos, to these fake fellows
I put my A-Kon and they say Ghetto
Black, and I'm hundred with the lines,call me stahe Devil
I'm all about my bread, if its old, give me the dough
If I bring out my suit, case settled.
Respect to Khalifa,but I'm black not Yellow
I bully You, and when I Pull you Mellow
On the battle,I lock it down,like I'm the Bellow
My lines are sweet, Marshmallows
Mikey is the way,so like twitter, You follow
My face is feared like King Kong, but yours,its curved like a Mango
I bring Joy, Sorrow

And I just boarded the train that is heading for tomorrow,
When I hit space, its gonna leave you Hollow.

Dayuuum! god of music, i hope you read this while holding on to something? I suggest you sit. Cmon fire!

Ok! Lets spice things up a bit. I'm gonna be the Emcee. Guys please start. I need heavy lines. Not spews. The fight should be bloody. One person should even be tempted to deactivate his account. Let the warfare begin!