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Lorretta, why don't you open the floor and let girls post their pics themselves just like the male thread

Nomski0: S, na lie! That first pic is ****

No talk o. Deejay harry don throw curse. We must like the picture

[quote author=deejay_harry1]i know im not handsome.. im not even close to one.. but im puttn up my pics to know if i get hope.. even if na small hope.. atleast obasanjo married ....

# #If you quote me to say nonsense or insult me may
you lose your first child to road
accident and your second to
lightening.. nonsense!

THESE ARE THE TEARS OF AN UGLY NAIRALANDER [/quote] . I love the first pic. You're not bad looking

Nomski0: I wish you did.

I wish so too. My Gotv's signal detection is too poor

Nomski0: *whispering* I've not actually tasted it before. Its like a myth to me.

S, do you watch Telemundo?

one day you'll taste it,.
No, i don't watch telemundo

homesteady: Isn't she beautiful? Though the picture is not that clear! That's her natural hair! Very long at the back!

Who's she?

Nomski0: No I dont live in Agege. . I've never been there self.

But you like Agege bread?

Why was that thread hidden na?

[quote author=don_salvy]smart huh? Try theses.
1. Can a man marry his widow's sister in nigeria?

2. A man dressed in all black was standing on a highway when a man drove a car widout an headlamp towards him. Immediately d car got near d man in black, he halt. How dd he knw d man was there?

3. How can you throw an egg on a concrete floor widout cracking it?

4. 3 fat women stood under a small umbrella on d street and none of em gets wet. Explain.[/quote]1. A dead man can't marry.
3. Lol. An egg can't crack a concrete :-P
4. It wasn't raining.

True. I never supported Wande coal in this baby face ish. What he did is wrong and Don jazzy acted in a way any disappointed man would.

ikenna58: So many genius in the room... Ok make una try this one!

There was a green house. Inside the green house there
was a white house. Inside the white house there was a
red house. Inside the red house there were lots of
babies. What is it?

ok. The green house is a watermelon.The white is the inedible part. The red is the edible part and the babies are the seeds

Nomski0: Not only that, any person obsessed with a celebrity is labelled a Stan in pop culture.

I just love the lyrics

True. I'm an Eminem stan. Deep lyrics

'killer model curves' indeed

Dannylux: you got taste

thanks

Snoop (dog, lion, snoopzilla etc)
Eminem. I love his oldies
Tupac
TI

taiocol: Tom Riddle, the magician,
was born in 1666 and died in
1668, yet he lived for 150 years.
Did his magic make it possible or
was it something else?

Something else. It's either he was born at a place called 1666 or he died at a place called 1668. Am i right?

Tolexander: ok!

No PM o!

Check your spam box joor

Tolexander: no sis.
How about demanding for apple but given tomato.

Ok, no problem.
I sabi how her leg be. If she lie, i go talk.

You saw the pic mail right.?

Tolexander: no, we no gree. She fit go snap another person leg. And how are we gonna know if the leg is hers?

You dey craze. I go leave my fine leg go dey find who go allow me snap im leg

Tolexander: let me see the picture of when you are in shorts, mini dress and pool!

? Seriously? I can only post a cut out of the pic

Tolexander: don't tell me you do use it?

I use it only when I'm on shorts, mini dresses or at the pool

nora544: I hate it when a so called great man of God put his members in Groups like Group A who give 10 million naira you can see me
Group B who give 1 million naira you will see my secretary and Group C it is okey what you can give you will see no one of the church pastors because what you can give is not enough.

God loves us all who we are and not how much we can give (money) God didnot want money from us only the fake pastors tell this, and God knows that we are not perfect and that we sin, and there is no perfect christ in the world, and no one is without a sin.

It's like you attend my church. This is exactly my point

God knows I hate listening to those stories. Even if it's blaring in public, I focus my mind elsewhere. They just go on and on
'I caused the onitsha fire'.
'I gave a pastor fake powers'
'I own a marine circle'
Geez! I tire. Even fake stories have flooded the market

Calling members by name to make donations. I don't like it. Giving should be done privately. Not letting the whole church know who donated and how much

It's either they ate very heavy food before church. Sometimes, custard can make one sleep.
Also, If the sermon is very boring, people will sleep.

adaobi123: Yes o Harry Potter. I fell asleep watching the first movie. Rubbish

True. I never enjoyed the movie. Very boring and rushed compared to the books. Wish they could reshoot it

Nomski0: How can you say Harry Potter is boring Twilight, yes. But Harry Potter is classic.


Your highness-totally stewpid.
Twilight-over hyped
Gigli-fluke
The cook
All nickeloden sitcoms, beside Drake and Josh.
Red riding Hood.

Seriously B? Have you tried watching Victorious, House of Anubis, Life with boys, Icarly? They're good too o.

Happy birthday oyoyo sweetus 1 of Anambra kingdom

Danhumprey: Nice legs? Errmmm,do you have nice legs?