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When I went to school I was taught:

P..USSY meant a CAT
SEX meant GENDER
B1.TCH was a FEMALE DOG
DICK was a NAME
BANG was a SOUND
RUBBER was an ERASER
ASS was an ANIMAL
SCREW was just a TOOL
HEAD meant a part of BODY
BALLS meant a round TOY
NUTS meant DRYFRUIT
69 was just a NUMBER

And then I came across all you dirty minded folks, and suddenly my education got ruined.

source: http://dailyakposjokes.com/what-i-was-thought-in-school/

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Full Specification And Details

General
Release date March 2015
Form factor Touchscreen
Dimensions (mm) 120.50 x 63.19 x 10.63
Weight (g) 127.90
Battery capacity (mAh) 1500
Removable battery Yes
Colours Bright Orange, Black
SAR value NA
Display
Screen size (inches) 4.00
Touchscreen Yes
Touchscreen type Capacitive
Resolution 480x800 pixels
Pixels per inch (PPI) 235
Colours 16M
Hardware
Processor 1.2GHz dual-core
Processor make Qualcomm Snapdragon 200
RAM 1GB
Internal storage 8GB
Expandable storage Yes
Expandable storage type microSD
Expandable storage up to (GB) 128
Camera
Rear camera 2-megapixel
Flash No
Front camera 0.3-megapixel
Software
Operating System Windows Phone 8.1
Java support Yes
Connectivity
Wi-Fi Yes
Wi-Fi standards supported NA
GPS Yes
Bluetooth Yes
NFC No
Infrared No
DLNA No
Wi-Fi Direct No
MHL Out No
HDMI No
Headphones 3.5mm
FM Yes
USB Micro-USB
Charging via Micro-USB Yes
Proprietary charging connector No
Proprietary data connector No
Number of SIMs 2
SIM 1
SIM Type Micro-SIM
GSM/ CDMA GSM
3G Yes
SIM 2
SIM Type Micro-SIM
GSM/ CDMA GSM
3G No
Sensors
Compass/ Magnetometer No
Proximity sensor Yes
Accelerometer Yes
Ambient light sensor Yes
Gyroscope Yes
Barometer No
Temperature sensor No

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The President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari, is said to be considering the reduction of the number of ministers as part of his strategies for reducing cost of governance.
The PUNCH learnt that this formed part of the cost-saving proposals which Buhari presented during the All Progressives Congress’s National Working Committee meeting in Abuja on Wednesday.
Those to be done away with are ministers of state.
The NWC which is yet to conclude its deliberations on proposals, according a high-ranking member of the APC NWC, include streamlining the ministries and parastatals.
The NWC member said, “No concrete decision has been reached on any of the issues yet. We are still meeting tomorrow.”
The meeting, which was chaired by the party’s National Chairman, John Odigie-Oyegun, also reviewed the just-concluded general elections, the deadlock in the Taraba State governorship poll as well as the alleged electoral fraud in Rivers and Akwa Ibom states.
The National Publicity Secretary of the party, Lai Mohammed, who spoke to journalists during a short break by the committee, confirmed that the NWC reviewed the governorship election.
He also said that with the “election behind us, we have to prepare the ground for the transition committee and for the business of the governance.”
When asked to comment on the proposals made by Buhari on streamlining the ministries and parastatals, he dismissed the question.
Mohammed said, “I think you have been listening to a lot of gossip; nothing like that was discussed. All we discussed was to make recommendations into the transition committee; how the government should hit the ground running and what should be the immediate, mid-term and long term policies of the incoming government. So, all these issues of ministers and MDAs, are your own imagination.
Responding to another question on power sharing, he said, “This government is not going to be like before; we discussed serious issues and honestly, I am telling you what we discussed since morning has been what should be the priority of the incoming government.
“Power sharing was not discussed. I don’t know who gave you information on what was discussed and not discussed. Anyway, we are going to resume the discussion tomorrow (today).
He said the party was not satisfied with what happened in Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Taraba and Imo states.
Earlier, the party’s candidate in the Taraba State governorship race, Aisha Alhassan, who joined the meeting at some point, drove out of the party’s headquarters at 7.48pm.
She declined comments when reporters approached her. It was however learnt that the NWC received a briefing from her about the happenings in the state after which she answered a few questions and was allowed to leave.
Muhammed also declined to make public the names of the chairman and members of the transition committee.
It was however learnt that the Vice-President- Elect, Yemi Osinbajo, would chair the Buhari transition committee.
Meanwhile, the National Organising Secretary of the APC , Osita Izunaso and a former Governor of Bayelsa State, Timipreye Sylva, have condemned the April 11 elections in the South -East and the South- South.
They said but for the timely intervention of the APC leaders, the people in some states of the regions would have taken the laws into their hands.
Sylva said the APC and its members especially in Bayelsa State, were confronted with a choice between winning the elections and protecting the lives of the people who were being attacked, intimidated and killed.



SOURCE:http://www.victorsgist.com/2015/04/president-elect-buhari-may-scrap.html

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