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sofdoc:
Hope u r asleep now?!

person wey jst come down from something dey sleep??
#inevaoldmehn!!!

Emmydny:
mouth sealed.

*rubs super glue on the mouth* Now its completely sealed!!!!
#moneydeymakeusbigi!!!!!

sofdoc:
Yeh!

I have miss!!

Wait...pishure or issalie!!!

sebi U knw say I suppoze woze U abi??
#na5mediumstoutItakeO!!! babes yakpa!!!!

[quote
author=CrazyMan post=33168051]Biko achoghim ntuziaka nenweghi isi, e merem ihe odide ahu mgbe o dim
oso-oso, o buru na I choro I buru onye nkuzi okwu igbo[/quote]hehehe!! nwanne anyi adiro ama kwanu aka O!! chukwu gozierem gi.
#kee ka obodo di? Bia nuo ofu botulu!!

sofdoc:
Yes, *grabs bowl of arwin*

Wat did u go and find there?

hehehehe! 'am chilling with 2 sharp 042 babes! mehn f**k NYSC!
#dontaskforpinsure OR...amakiiU!!

[quote
author=Owliver post=33163684]we are too close to 2000 we can't quit
now. Am staying here with my goons no matter what [/quote]Na we dey here!!!
Na we get am! make the CUL show kwanu!
#hwfarbro?

Ahmed4002:
hi people.
am new here


what's the latest development

GEJ will hand over power to APC on the 29th of may!!
#copythat?

CrazyMan:
I'm fine o...I'm just reading through the posts on this thread and smiling at the funny ones.

nwanne Jee ka imuo asusu igbo ofuma!!
#thankmelater!! after re-checking ur signature.

kingphilip:
I no tell u sorry nw

make i yus piri u.

kingphilip:
eyah such is life bro

*draws his ear* if U tell me sorry again ehh!! I go yus woze U!
#Oyatellmesorryosiso!!

kingphilip:
eyah such is life bro

smh for myself. na only me go come that A15 party!!
#Adviceneededplease. Boo things!

jonatex4u:
oga, origin* nd popcorn* trying to figure out this combo cn mk person kolo ...

Nigga, dat combo is DOPE!! try it sometimes!!

[quote
author=richybanky post=33154009]Lmao.. Who be ur boo? I tink u and ur boo need to take a ride to anywer
dat is nice, for ur to cool down d tension wey dey for ur body
[/quote]hahahaha!! my broda I am regretably booless!! thanks to Segun, philip, Mayor and other ppl wey pour sand for my garris.
#SooNotcool!!

jonatex4u:
lol... Ogbeni why u wan slap mi naw .. For real i yaff gotten mine... no be whinning oh..

Ok! congrats bro! *sips my Orijin and popcorn*
#NYSCmakeunafearGodO!!!

richybanky:
Broda u can lie ooooo

permision to knack that Lion bottle for head please!!
#feardeycatchmybumbum!!NYSC!

[quote
author=jonatex4u post=33153061]you guys should help me thank this God. I
yaff finally seen my call up letter.. Am now an Otondo Elect..

with my call up no clearly written; YSC/FRN/2015/700***.

Abj here i come.. Although i wanted ph, am still cool with it..


Hennessy time, leggo! [/quote]sebi U knw say I suppose wooze U better slap?
#fearGodO!!

sonofmanj3:
Guy no vex why u dey ask Na wetin carry u come also carry me come too so ? Abi Na policing u dey do

Abeg na wetin carry una come
I dey suspect Una O!!
#strollsawaytocallpolice!

[quote
author=purityval post=33150411]Abeg anybody don get e+mail notification
frm NYSC? Ma hrt just dey shake o. I pray say I no go get hrt attck b4 I
see the sumtin o.


Chukwu biko[/quote]hehehehehe!!! mgbe ina akukpori yesterday irotekwara Chukwu!!!
okwakashiala gi O!!
#All the best bro!

frenzydilz:
#None taken Bro!!

*with my Bottle of oriji* cheers Bro!! na we dey here!! i wish U d best in 2moro's posting!!

sofdoc:
Dem no look my nomination o...dem don rig the election

Buh me...I no go talk

hahahaha!!! no mind dem O!!!
how ws ur day na??
#jstcominback4rmGoldenroyalehotel enugu state!

[quote
author=frenzydilz post=33136480]What there is is a rarity. Not an
impossibility. You coming to postulate that "there are no virgins in
camp" without any scientific or actual backup is quite preposterous
having in mind that all you have is your words and nothing else. Such
statements are really costly and shouldn't really be publicly mentioned.
If that's your opinion, keep it to yourself or if u really want to air
them then construct your words in such a way that someone reading your
statement would know it's just an opinion. Pisses me off when people
generalize like this, especially against the female folks.[/quote]VERY GOOD!!!!!! Women Defence Minister!!!
#No offence Bro!! smh for...

sofdoc:
Oshey jawe...walahi ur excercise book and biro dey sure!

Hahahahahaha! my broda thanks for the nomination! na U sure pass!
#cheers!

my bufday is on the 28th of April! una won close this thread on 27th. smh! *hello! is that th IG of police?*
#conspiracy!! una gumoni O!!!

sofdoc:
#donttrustnoprince

hehehhehe. a trial will convince U!!
#kpakam!!

sofdoc:
How u take know say ppl wey talk say ppl dey look other ppl legs fit b gay

#thereissomethingfishy

hehehehehehe!!! actually bro there is something meaty!!
I no dey chop fish!!
#ifahear!!

sofdoc:
Ifa woze u ehn?!

Z like English z ur problem!!

No rehearsal ok?!!!

Lol!!!! u knw say U be my guy!! Gracyel oya bring ur mouth make una Kiss!!
#howetaste??

sofdoc:
*Scratches his face with long fingernails* oya lick your blood!

na wao!! u really dey serious with this ur Kiss clan movie!! oya enjoy ur rehearsal!!
#morningbro!!

erisegun:
boss,whr ar u fly wit my boo to ?

Hehehehehe!! cut ur babe wings O!!
#flyemirate!!!

I nominate myself for most handsome
make person no use Van Vicker pics O!!
cc Mzjaney

lagmostkuit:
Ah go break bottle 4 ur head oh!





No lemme show myself oh!

hahahahaha!!! abeg show me urself once more 2day!!!
#iloveviewingthings!!

sofdoc:
Y sad?!

A kiss would change ur mood!

*turns his head* oya kiss the wall.
#enjoy!!

sofdoc:
Oga sidaun 4 thr n yan me wetin ur spiritual eyes c abt my potential kisser!

we will discuss after the rehearsal!!
#bepatient!