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kingphilip:
the animals de even increase my strength

Bring it on

U nuva shi shom shin!!
#IjstdeylookU.

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smh!! for which film be dat??

kingphilip:
yea after all that's my place of birth

No wonder!!!

kingphilip:
borno no bad nw

huhuhuhu!! in that case...I humbly wish U the Best!!
#havefunservingtherealone.

kingphilip:
hapya aka

U go live for up come live for ground again?? nna afulu mu nwa na anya rie nne O!!
#IthinksayUbemybrodasef.

kingphilip:
iffa hear

U know Hw many mountains n streams I don cross

Lol!!smh for U. if U see wild animals wey dey d next mountain ehh. U go leave her run.
#Bewise

mayorsweet:
Send my babe for wetin Make i castrate u first

please lets try that after the experiment!!
#HowUseeam??

kingphilip:
it have b for u

oboy help me beg am ehh!! tell am say I like her... but she no try O!!
#PAmyass!!

kingphilip:
I knew it


BTW u don lik that page of hers.

I go like am 2day. but on one condition.

kingphilip:
gives him a knock

It's too early

Naa!! U see say U dey dull??
early morning shekpe na em sure pass!!
#Tryandsee

kingphilip:
unless wat

em go come our office come settle.
#Ifnot....

kingphilip:
even for dream she still hunt u down

Mehn na strong gye O!! I like how she take dey pursue me sef. lol!!
U too like amebo!! Y??

kingphilip:
na because of people like u dat wallet de there

So all dis ur King thing sef U no carry shi shi?? nwanne gbado kwa anya O!!

erisegun:
4ur mind. Smh

I no blame U. sebi u get my 9 bags of co... U no even thank me. *knocks em on d head* now U cnt shake it kpakam!:

erisegun:
dem post u go yobe4 ur dream ba?

na U i dey cry for O!!! i see ur name for Borno?? I still dey intervain spiritually on ur behalf. smh for U.

kingphilip:
I'm ha PA she no fit show me pepper o

U mean am? *whispers into his ears* dat gye too fine O!! okwa ima na uru di na aru dat gye? how e go be na?

kingphilip:
use motor to pursue him to run faster

Gracyel no Mind am

dont worry, U go soon use dat motor come carry me make we run 2geda.
#IfearforU O!!

sofdoc:
Lolz...u no well!

Pls don't upset my potential kisser!!

*in ushers voice* cos she's a good kisser!!!

Na so person dey take die O!!
u dey do Potential kisser. If U see wat am saw ehh... try get spiritual eyes O!!
#itreallysaveslives.

sofdoc:
U didn't buy any NYSC stuffs?!

nna, money bin no com reach. I jst buy d ones wey U say make I buy. some sef say dem own no go reach so I add for dem.

sofdoc:
Wah bad tins?

I've always been a good boi!!

#iamnotyourson!!!

see as I dey look U. smh!! who dey decif U say U be better boy??

Gracyel:
No, am a water girl

*stands far and talks to her*
so cus of small yoke wey I yoke with U, U come do me strong thing for dream abi? kontunu!

sofdoc:
I dey spoil u as how?

U b tomato?

ermmm...yes. I be tomato Jos. very special so dont kworupt me abeg!
#urorijinremain? i won drink.

kingphilip:
that guy need life ban

I don dey write Letter to ppl wey go ban am sef. em ban no go get part 2 unless.....
#saveurself.

kingphilip:
use motor to pursue him to run faster

Gracyel no Mind am

U don hear Dbanj scapegoat b4??
as she no catch me, I pity U O!!!
#shegoshowUpepper.

mayorsweet:
I knew u're a Mama's boy from d start

naaa!! ama big boy mehn!! if U doubt ermm...send ur babe come.
#morningbro.

kingphilip:
them throwaway u go sambisa ni

Ifa sound U ehh! I bind all sambisa spirit!! wey dat gye wey get dot for her face??
#shedomestrongthing!

kingphilip:
covers ha mouth with kiss before flies enters

U see ya life?? na kiss U dey steal this early morning. *taps his wallet and picks race*
#nomoneyinsidesef.smh.

una gumoni O!!!
abeg who see my Nokia charger here!!
#ifUseemydreamehh!!smh!

Gracyel:
If I woze you one calabar slap ehn....

wats dat dot on ur forehead??
i don dey fear U O!!!
#Ubesnakegirl?? *runsaway*

sofdoc:
Konji cold

A kiss

Gud evening

Smh for U. see as U jst dey spoil us for here.
#IgoreportUgivemymama.

kingphilip:
I never recif my own o

U too dey lie. dem tell me say U don recif ur own 15bags of C**d*m.
#abiUwantmore??

kingphilip:
for y

As U too dey shake am na. with all ur plans to dey pour sand inside my garri kwa.
#Liveandletlive