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guy go buy new one... or go hulk transforma

Some artist come and go but some like 2face, D'banj and P squre are still keeping it tight till today so they are not included. Let me take you back to those days when Nigerian music was still a baby. Here are some artist who made waves they include:
1. Eedris yea remember right, with his hit songs like mr lecturer, jaga jaga, the king is back, this guy beef and chanse Fifty I mean 5ocent out of naija.
2. Tony tetulia hits like my car, am in luv with two women.
3. Maintain remember this guys they where three Olu maintain was one of them by them with their hit song "catch cold"
4. Lagbaja nothing for you lol with his mask always on.
5. Zaki Aze the touch light man
6. African Chiana with hots like crisis, man wey sabi, goverment bad.
7. Style plus no dought with hits like olufemi, call my name, the list is endless
8.Danfo Drivers meh they were the bomb almost all tracks hit
9. Zule Zoo kelewa one of Africa
10. Pual Play another sensational singer
11. Djinee we can't forget this dude with hit song "lade"
12. Black Face hardlife was a hit back them.
You can add yours...

In those days when NTA was NTA do you remember Prime Time Jamz a program anchor by keke Ogungbe, when Idris was 50cent of those days, Tony Tetulia was Wizkid then Wizkid was a baby, Lagbaja (the masquerade of the music industry), Sound Sultan with his hit song in those days title "Mathematics", Plantashun Boiz were the sensational Westlife of 9ja oh! the good old days of the yoults of today. What legacy are we the youths (musicians) leaving for the youths of tomorrow...

A friend of mine introduce me to nairaland by name Powalez but now I bet you I can tell him much about nairaland.
Am always nairalanding to some point that some people think am insame, even when I run out of mb and I have no money I borrow from my friends and neighbours so am living my life on credit now.
Am not in good terms with my parent no more, some of my friends are jelous of me b'coz am always current more than them, I was average in size but now am slim coz I hardly eat but nairalanding.
There was a particular day I was almost hit by a motocycle, the other day I fall in a pit all b'coz I was nairalanding.
So fellow nairalanders help me, advice me on what to do, are you also experiencing this kind of situation pls advice...

Don't ever give your wedding program to a careless man to type for you, for example he supose to type 1 John 4:18 as your Toast which says " there is no fear in love; but perfect love cast out fear" but instead he mistakenly typed John 4:18 as your Toast which says " for you have had five husbands; and the one whom you now have is not your husband. Lol... what if you discover this on your wedding day what will you do...

MAKURDI—Governor Gabriel Suswam of the
PDP has challenged the declaration of Senator
Barnabas Gemade of the APC as winner of
the Benue North East Senatorial District
election, at Benue State National and State
Houses of Assembly elections petition
tribunal sitting in Makurdi, the state capital.
Suswam’s Counsel, Mr. Andrew Wombo, filed
the petition on the grounds that the
Independent National Electoral Commission,
INEC, failed to abide by the provisions of the
electoral guidelines in the conduct of the
election.
Confirming the decision of the Governor to
challenge the outcome of the March 28,
senatorial election, Wombo told reporters
yesterday in Makurdi, that the action was
premised on the fact that INEC omitted to
collate all the results of votes cast at certain
levels in the area.
According to him, “after the polls, we applied
for the inspection of the election materials
and INEC availed us the certified true copies
and after going through we discovered that
the actual winner based on what transpired
at the polling units was Suswam and not
Gemade.
“We discovered that at three wards in Logo
Local Government Area, elections were
conducted and the results from the said
polling units entered in the relevant INEC
forms duly signed by the electoral officers in
the said wards, but to our greatest surprise
the results were not entred in the final
result that INEC declared.”

In case you never knew, a report broke out
sometime in year 2011 that Genevieve was
pregnant for D'banj but the koko master
denied the report. Well, today a new report
came out from a blogger who knew D'banj
and Don Jazzy very well right from when they
were still together in MO'HITS.
Though D'banj has been hiding this from his
fans, I believe now they already know.
According to the blogger, one of the ladies in
this pix below is the mother of D'banj's
child:
Now incase you are confused, see a hint
below:
Congrats to him anyway.

After so much pressure, South Africa Zulu
King Goodwill Zwelithini has finally agreed to
call an end to xenophobic attack in the
country. The monarch was credited to have
fueled the xenophobic violence that led to
the death of many and displacement of
others.
According to City Press ,Zwelithini has now
called an imbizo in Durban for tomorrow,
where he is expected to call for an end to
xenophobic attacks.The imbizo, at which the
king will address the province’s traditional
leaders and their subjects, will be held at the
Moses Mabhida Stadium at 10am.
The President of South Africa who paid a visit
to the Chatsworth refugee centre in Durban
told the foreigners that the government was
not forcing them to go, but would provide
transport to repatriate those who wanted to
leave. Those who wanted to stay, he said,
would get help to return to their
communities.
“We are not fighting with you as
government. Not every South African
is saying you must go. It is a small
number of people who want you to
go,”
President Zuma said.
“We want us to live as sister and
brother.”

The Rap queen took to her social media page
to drop a photo of engagement ring. See the
diamond ring below:

Mon Apr 20, 2015 7:42 am
The story has already gone viral on the
internet. Below is how the story is reported;
A woman who can only be identified
by her surname, Mahlalela, from
Ebatsakatsini near Komatipoort in
South Africa was caught red handed
by a child in the wee hours of this
morning, in the kitchen, defecating in
a bucket inside the house of the
Word of God Church Pastor, Pastor
Nsingwane.
The man of the cloth says the way
the woman got into his house
remains a mystery as the doors and
windows in the house were all shut
and locked. When asked by the police
what she was doing in the house,
Mahlela told the police officer she
was at the house to perform evil
deeds on the family but she was
caught, changing her earlier
statement in which she’d claimed to
be part of a team which works for a
certain master and that she fell off
the rope she was holding on to when
she and her 15 collegues were flying.
"We use a rope to fly and I was
sitting at the back when I fell off,”
she said.
The village of Ebatsakatsini is a place
created for people evicted from any
of the 54 villages around Nkomazi
after being accused of witchcraft.

BY SUCCESS NWOGU

National Chairman, All Progressives
Congress, John Odigie Oyegun
The North-Central caucus of the All
Progressives Congress on Sunday hailed the
decision of the National Working Committee
of the party to zone the office of the Senate
President to the region.
The caucus is made up of APC state chairmen
of the North-Central zone. The states of the
zone include Kwara, Benue, Nassarawa, Kogi,
Niger and Plateau.
According to a statement by the APC North-
Central state chairmen, which was signed on
their behalf by the Kogi State APC Chairman,
Alhaji Hadi Ametuo, the group said the
zoning arrangement was fair and just.
It stated that the zoning arrangement
reflected a rich understanding of the diversity
of Nigerians and the geography of the nation.
“The North-Central caucus of the APC wishes
to express its satisfaction with the official
decision of our great party at the highest
level of decision making to zone the office of
the Senate President to the North-Central
geopolitical zone.
“We commend the national leadership of our
party for taking this fair and just decision
even in the face of intensified pressure from
our sister zones.
“We can assure the national leadership of our
party that the office of the Senate President
would help to consolidate on our successes in
the recently conducted general elections
where we delivered 100 per cent state
governors and 13 senators to the APC,” it
said.
Meanwhile, an APC chieftain, Alhaji Kawu
Baraje, has canvassed for the emergence of
the Chairman, Senate Committee on
Environment and Ecology, Dr. Bukola Saraki,
as the next president of the senate.

The wrestlers in the list lack the skill of
fighting. Ups and downs are the part of a
professional career, but these fighters have
only faced the downside of their career.
1. Santino Marella- Santino is loved by all
for the stupid things he does but when it
comes to performing then there is no sign of
excellence. By his cute looks and fun-loving
character he may have won the hearts of the
people but he must focus on his wrestling
skills otherwise his career may come to the
end.
2. The Red Rooster- At the beginning of his
career Terry Taylor was introduced by this
name. The name got him no fame. The
chicken was fried by The Brain and The
Brooklyn Brawler. Those are some matches
which should be remembered by all.
3. The Great Khali- When he debuted in
WWE he knocked The Undertaker out with
just a single chop. Though for few months he
dominated everyone but things changed after
that. He is a gigantism patient and that
makes his upper part strong, but his legs are
the weakest part of his body. When this
secret came in front of everyone, his luck
turned totally.
4. Heath Slater- Heath Miller commonly
known as Heath Slater is the former member
of Nexus. Only then he was three times WWE
tag team champion after that there are no
other achievements. He also formed a group
of three members and named it 3MB. He
learned wrestling from the WWA4 wrestling
school but depending on his performance it is
clear as water that his skills should be
improved.
5. Funaki- Funaki is among those stars who
started well, but the career is not that
impressive. He is a Japanese American
wrestler who became WWE cruiserweight
champion but now working in WWE’s
developmental department.
6. Yoshi Tatsu- Naofumi Yamamoto one of
the Japanese professional wrestlers who
started his career in the New Japan Pro
Wrestling. After that he joined WWE under
the ring name Yoshi Tatsu. His WWE career
was no that much successful. He released
from WWE in June 2014 and returned to
NJPW. Hope he gets success there.
7. Zack Ryder- Zack’s original name is
Matthew Brett Cardona. Zack is famous in
the internet sector, but he is not that much
good when it comes to fighting. Though he
managed to win the Tag team championship
with Curt Hawkins, his overall progression is
very less.
8. Alex Riley- This guy was born in Virginia
and trained by Florida Championship
Wrestling Academy.Alex is the former
secretary of The Miz. That time he was only
famous for his stupid activities, but nobody
ever heard his name for a good fight. He
also participated in the NXT.
9. Vladimir Kozlov- This person is a Russian
wrestler. He also knows kickboxing, rugby,
judo, etc. Kozlov debuted in 2006, and his
career came to an end in 2011. He teamed
up with another wrestler who needs a good
training, Santino Marella, which was one of
the worst incidents in his life.
10. The Miz- Miz is one of the newest
figures in Hollywood, but his WWE track
record is not so much up to the mark. He is
recently seen with his ‘stunt double’ Damien
Sandow, which was not at all a good one.
Though he was a champion but his ring
performance was never beyond the mark.
These are the superstars who are not so
much successful in their professional
wrestling career. Some of them are loved by
many peoples but originally their wrestling
skills do not mature them.

If your enemies gather and discuse about you in this manner, what will you do...

Where in Nigeria can you find this type of person, please no sentiment...

Brain Teaser;
your mother and father have a child, is not your brother non your sister, who is the child to you...

If you have one chance to bring one of these people back to life who will you bring back to life, give your reason please...
1. Osama bin laden
2. 2pac
3. Da Grin
4. PDP

thats gud but wat about dstv?

4 steps before marriage
Before you marry you should pass through this stages at least 2 stages;
1. Start as friend
Its good to be friends no love involve, you will known much about the persons.
2. Start dating
After been friends for a while and you like the person, you aproch him or her if yes start dating.
3. Curtship
After dating for some time go into courtship and get to known each other the more.
4. Marriage
get married
:- Remember in any of the stages you can quit if you don't like him or her anymore...

lolz... wat if she no cum again, shall she help u dress ur bed...

See what this guy did to his friend, who is to be blame; JAMB, GMB or GEJ
Can you let your friend do this to you because he or she is your friend? After writing JAMB he waitted for one week with out seeing his result as it has been promise by JAMB after 2hours they would sent the result but in this case one week no result, so he want with his friend to a cafe and bought time, normally minutes but in this case it was hours, the cafe manager was tire of checking it over and over so he gave them the system to do it by theirsevles, after 6hours his friend who acompany him got tire but instead see what he did...