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Two of my brain cells weakened while trying to process the bolded in your statement? Can you elaborate?

leanonme82:
Suya is real meat being grilled.
It’s not processed meat. Processed meat has been changed, has added ingredients and chemicals and toxic packaging. Some ‘processed meats’ don’t even have any meat or chicken it.

Bro I guess you forgot you are in Nigeria while typing this? Evidence yakpa, Nigerian criminals are not even smart like that of US or other foreign countries, these are low class illiterates that knows nothing but the failed Nigerian system is the issue here, who will even pay for the forensics? I almost cried when the father of the nursing student girl murdered in Imo State told the BBC that police asked him to pay for autopsy, wtf!

AMKAG66:
But at least it’s one step to tying someone to a crime.

They can do Luminal spray on the trousers to trace blood spattered from the deceased victim to the accused pants. They can also check for fingerprints
They can then use the DNA of the woman’s child or siblings to match that of the deceased.

That’s how it’s done. Just one silent witness is sometimes enough

sex

I dunno why you guys are still falling mugu to cosmetics in this 2026. The average girl in the street has more assets than this cosmetics I'm seeing here. I have been there before, nothing come out, all na fake and artificial.

Meteng:
E no concern me. Wetin concern me na the girl for that picture. Na my complete spec

I don't know who advised governor mba in this thing. He should have used minibus. I don't even fancy taxi any longer unless I'm the only passenger or we are like two passengers

ohosi4real:
People prefer mini bus than car in Nigeria towns transportation

Bro you still get mind to dey type comfortably for nairaland instead of booking a 3 weeks stay inside mfm prayer ground? This life no dey two, that girl wants to take you by all means. Seek spiritual solution immediately, dunno whether you're a Christian though

Originalsly:
Some things just cannot be explained ... and the West will never say they do not know... they always have an explanation. There are things they do figure out and explain . The ones they just can't... they attribute to aliens. The ones Blacks can't... they attribute to the spiritual. This may very well be.

My question to the explanation.... if it is that one becomes conscious during sleep paralysis... but the dream continues to play out " literally "... why is it never a pleasant dream?... like never making out with the woman of your dreams? ...why is it almost always someone who been dead...or wanting to harm you when the person was not even in your dream? I experienced it twice ... within a few days. Both occasions it was the same person... an ex gf who had recently been buried and I did not go to the funeral. I found out she was into "spiritual stuff"... dropped her immediately... tried to get to me spiritually via food offering....did not eat..but said I did... and she kept sending to find out if I had eaten what she sent. Died mysteriously like two weeks later. I stayed clear. Then suddenly ...out of the blue ...." sleep paralysis" ...guess featuring who?

No dey argue blindly, the guy you quoted is saying the truth, banks are not stimulating the economy, they are rather servicing government and government officials instead of helping SME's which is the main oxygen for the economy not politicians.

Fintechs are even doing better than conventional banks in that aspect

Gboss247:
Not creating real value as how?
Do you expect commercial banks to be doing the work of venture capitalist?

I don't know what the thread is all about but the mode that pushed this to front page have a cracked phone screen, this I have seen

Are you aware Fubara have not contested any primary election? He only stepped down. He can still join another party and contest primary election. The law is more on double contesting of primary election, not the party register

yarimo:
2027 constitutionally FUBARA can't contest in any political party

Common sense did not tell you about the prestige, the agbero harassments at every junction, the uncivilized keke passengers, exposure to the elements and the mental degradation in being a keke rider

DesertFather:
Is that keke driver making more per trip than the uber/bolt/indrive driver?

Mathematicians in the house… Oya carry biro

I entered keke from Berger to Akute the other day. ₦400 per head, four passengers. I brought out my phone and started calculating. By the time we reached the first stop I began to question life choices.


The keke — Berger to Akute, 4.6km

Worst case: no stops, park ticket don swallow one seat, net fare = ₦1,200
Best case: two stops, extra pickups after ticket, net fare = ₦1,600

Fuel. Keke does about 22km per litre. For 4.6km:
4.6 ÷ 22 × ₦1,310 = ₦274





Okay. ₦186 to ₦273 per kilometre. Keep that range in your head. This is for the KEKE

Now my actual Bolt trip — Magodo Phase 1 to Denro, 7km

This happened. Fare was ₦3,500. AC was on because Lagos and because the passenger will review you.

Fuel. Corolla does 11km/L normally. AC drops that to about 9.35km/L in Lagos traffic. For 7km:
7 ÷ 9.35 × ₦1,310 = ₦981




Now look at this table.




Your Bolt trip sits right in the middle of the keke range.

A fully loaded keke on a good run — where passengers enter and enter and enter — is beating you. A half-empty keke is behind you. The entire difference between you and that keke driver is **two passengers.**

He doesn't have Bolt's 25%. He doesn't have your fuel efficiency problem. He has no AC to run. What he has is a park ticket, an agbero, and the mercy of God that his seats stay full.

What you have is a ₦3,500 fare that looks fine on the Bolt app until you carry biro.

And we haven't even talked about hire purchase yet. Whatever you pay daily to own that Corolla — ₦20k, ₦35k, ₦50k — that number leaves your pocket before you make a single kobo for yourself. Keke man has no HP(hire-purchase). Or maybe he does. That makes the stress for two.

I'm not saying sell your car. I'm saying many of us on these apps are looking at gross earnings and feeling okay without ever knowing our real number per kilometre after everything has gone.

The keke driver doesn't have an app showing him encouraging statistics. He just counts what enters his hand at the end of the day.

what does your actual per kilometre look like after fuel, platform cut, maintenance and HP? Drop your numbers — let's calculate together.

Igbos sha dey try,they are very advanced no doubt

Op is still living under his parents roof and eating free food, I know his type. A real hustling man in this present economy have no time to notice these things

enemyofprogress:
Some people get time for dis country to dey notice wetin wey no dey yield money or contribute anything to people's lives. How dis one take affect the price of fuel and gari in Nigeria today?

Dey no try anything, pressure was too much on the bourdillion drug lord

iluvdonjazzy:
Great, weldone supreme Court una try for this one

Just shut up, the insecurity in the country be like joke to you?

Seunpapa65:
All this sissy children of this days everything the will start stressing person is the child not old enough to go and write the exam by herself na wa ooo
May her soul rest in peace

1.5 in every 3. The ones we see as innocent haven't had opportunity. Give them the opportunity to scam you and see movie playing right before you

Houseofglam7:
1 in every 5 Nigerian is criminal minded😒

Seriously missing Reading . The days of Kelvin Doyle and Sidwell in club
Still have Sidwell Reading jersey in my wardrobe

femi4:
Welcome back Coventry

Some day..my Reading will come back

Who was in Atlanta in 2021 ? ogbeni, no too lie here before I expose you. You think everyone na mumu for here?

BATified2023:
it happens very well in USA

I was in Atlanta in 2021 and we all got messages that banks, corporate organisations and co suffered glitch so their server will b down for a specified time.

Let me burst your bubble more, when trump won election in 2016 there was a glitch which was allegedly done by Russia hackers and it gave trump the lead, go n read about it n tell me glitch also happens in Nigeria

One minute of silence for the simp that built his marriage on community property

Cherrybae:
But I did 4 abortion for my 4 Ex boyfriends before I got marries.

I have four children yet my boobs are still standing and pointed with heavy nipples that turn men on

Can someone explain to me how person go on ring light, open camera and then start crying, I just lost 2 and half brain cells trying to understand it

Plus up nothing else . Naija which way

Pakistan go soon collect. Israel no dey fear nuke ooo, them no be India

In other news, it's so pathetic that nairaland is being over run by jihadists gradually. Check the polls to confirm what I'm saying

A man that always complains that the soup is too much for the eba cannot handle greatness
-Pete Edochie

kiddaz:
If I'm liking a girl or considering dating her then she starts that sir thing, I will politely correct her and if she still continues with it na to avoid her as best as I can. Calling me sir isn't respect. You show respect by how you treat me directly and not by mere words like "sir"

Including the mod that pushed it to front page at time when we have serious issues facing us in this country which are supposed to be in frontpage

tobenuel:
I no even know wetin push me open this useless thread. both the girl and this thread useless

You get spare 500k and you are transferring 600 naira sporty bet winning to your account if e didn't dey e didn't dey

Sonofgod1990:
Instead of me wasting dis 200k on sportybet I go like help this family with it. I loaded my opay with 500k just to use it for sportybet and it remaining 200k. So I will be happy using the remaining money to help someone

Abobi na the odour own dey off me. Poverty na evil our leaders shouldn't be joking with seriously. It reduces a man to animal level

MartinCorridon:
Happy for them sha. They are still better than many .

Was shocked when I saw some slums in Abuja. Was wondering how they brush, procreate and even sleep with the odours.

Nigeria military you mean? Sorry to disappoint you, they are now dragging checkpoint with police. It's more easier for amotekun to over throw President Tinubu than the finished military

Mrchippychappy:
Make this people no push their luck too far oh! if military take over back, dem go use rope tie many of this people on pole for one corner, those of una wey no be gen z, una suppose know what comes next after military tie pesin on pole.

We have seen bigger powers than this wannabe small hitler. They all have one thing in common, gone and forgotten in the ashes of history

A small village with 1 dollar multi billionaire alhaji with the rest of the population extremely poor and illiterate is a poor village compared to another rich small village with no single dollar multi billionaire alhaji but almost 90% are in the middle class and well educated.

CodeTemplar:
it is a lie from hell. Add what they get from directly mining and selling resources to what thier imams and malams recieve and you have them dwarf the south in allocation.
Over N1 trilion agric intervention also heads to that region. Many foreign NGO are active there also.

So what poverty are we looking at in the north?
Poor people who feed the nation and can block food passage down south are not actually poor.

Tell that to children that just joined nairaland yesterday. All you lots on this forum firmly declared that Obi will not win a single state in the 2023 Presidential election, but he won your almighty Tinubu right in his own Lagos state.

Breaker001:
Forget it. From my own political permutations, the effect of this coalition will only be felt in Kano. More than half of Obi's nationwide followership has been chopped off already 😎

Until Nigeria youths wake up and fix their country, this old men will continue ruling them even in their graves. They should continue standing on the useless mandate.