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Bro our fathers helped them by marrying a lot of them off their papa house make hunger no kpai them. As they no gree us marry more than one, we go dey help them feed. We are doing what nature sent us to do here

rickpat:
Okay,we have read your beautiful story...so you that is her regularly weekend customer,WHERE DO YOU BELONG?...will you ever os in your life? Or you will get married and later come back to os after 2 weeks

One beautiful OS that I normally link up with when I want to relax after the weeks struggle suddenly got missing since May last year and wasn't replying my chats. I asked her friends about her where about and was told that one maga guy that she met helped her open a fully equipped hair salon in her state (let me not mention the state) and was planning to marry her.
I told myself she will still be back like casually. Like a profesy, I was shocked to see her 6 months later in her duty post. I guess OS business pays more than the salon.
Well she's back to where she belongs

Men are endangered species. Thanks to the other gender

Even if Obi join Kowa, we his 10Million+ voters will still follow him like MTN everywhere you go

aswani:
Una jus dey catch cruise, na Accord he dey go, not bí SDP.

No vex ma, na back of TV we take watch am.

When genZ speaks, we the elders know. All this politicians you're seeing belongs to one "Whatsapp group". If ADC take over tomorrow, they will simply defect to ADC to protect the looted funds. The incumbent can't do much to stop them.

Switruth:
I have always thought of this....if they looses and of course they will because the whole world will be watching..Don't forget foreign electoral observers are being bribed but this time,no way...Trump will be interested this time..if APC looses I suggest the other parties at the helm should lock their doors and start massive probe of looted funds...block the airports and water routes to prevent escape.... Build massive prisons and quicken justice. A complete sanitizing of the judicial and electoral system... Rebrand the police and the military... Declare war on terrorism and their sympathisers... In 6 months we will have peace

It's so unfortunate that 21st century generation has not contributed any single breakthrough in science and technology. We are only playing around 20th, 19th and 18th century technological and scientific discoveries and invention.
The rise of feminism did more harm than good to human civilization.

What else do you think a man with corn in his pocket will say? I will only be surprised if he said the opposite

Please which regime again was Malami AGF and under which party?

US capturing Canada is just a one day affair. Under rate that Nation at your own risk

Nigerians behold an agbadorian supporter of Tinubu regime. He is ready to escape Nigeria with any slightest opportunity while standing on his manhood mandate

fidet1:
So, you keep 1.5bn that doesn't belong to you and you still remain in the country. Not wise


Wetin do bank reversal? 1.5b, omo, I'm out of the country within 12hrs

Just shut up. You lots are so irritating with this nonsense you are spewing

PigTormentor:
CIA gets their information from ordinary people from all over the world. It's nothing new

Like what does this govt take Nigerians for?
The same FG that said the US Christmas bombing was based on collaborative intelligence and joint operation between US and Nigerian govt have turned around to blame IPOB.

Do you know why the US is ahead of every other country militarily and economically in the world and will continue to be for a long time? It's because they are highly diversified. You have Russian-Americans, Afro-Americans, Chinese-Americans etc. Russia lost the diversification strength with the fall of Soviet Union.
FYI, America will only show you the weapon they only want you to see. They are far ahead the rest of the world.

advanceDNA:
Theories..??..try Google first before u assume...
Even pentagon admitted that Russia uses a deadman switch.....
abeg u like I too sabi ... Na only u know everything ...welldone

Ever heard of IBB boys?
Your state governor's political god father might be one or mentored by one of the IBB boys in politics.

Dogalmighty17:
I don't understand how one person can stay in his parlour since 1993 and still be controlling whatever happens in Nigeria. For you to be president of this country, you must visit this man. The funny thing is he doesn't bother himself with whoever is governor of Niger state. Yet, one frog voiced scare crow in Port Harcourt doesn't want to allow Fubara rest.

No be only dead man switch, forget all these conspiracy theories. All Russian Nukes are old Soviet era Nukes. Russia can't even successfully launch 98% of their old Nukes.
Ukraine nearly decimated them with their old Soviet era armoured car if not for China that helped them.

advanceDNA:
Russia is even worse than the US…. Asides having more nukes , Russia has a deadman switch that will trigger all its Nukes if the algorithm detects no human interaction with the system for a specific number of days and designed pattern ………incase you successfully kpai all Russians, everybody within targeting range go collect……

. And thats the major reason US doesnt avoids conflict with russia

I don't see any issue here, it is a normal protocol check.
In other news, this life no balance walai, one person go just dey wear the entire annual GDP of some states for Neck

If 25k in 2020 is worth 147k today
That means 1 million naira today is around 170k of 2020. It's already close to worthless

ibrocool:
Oh My Gosh, that's over inflation. The rate at which Naira losses value is alarming. Very soon, one million naira will be worthless.

It won't be well with the supporters of this evil befalling us

Just dey play. America that protects Europe from Russia. Bookmark this post, Greenland is going to USA forget the initial gragra.
And yes, America can defeat Europe in an all out war twice on Saturday. All they need is support from Israel and China not coming in .

Namaster:
You are making the MISTAKE of assuming that European Leaders have spine.

They are going to take it in silence.

Speaking of defeating the entire world, that's exaggeration.
America CANNOT even defeat the EU in a war.

Or Russia.
Or China.

If you have NUKES and sensible AIR DEFENSE.
America would be hard-pressed to do anything against you.

Their ONLY resort would be their arsenal of Nuclear Weapons.
And the EU, China and Russia ALL have NUKES and sensible air defense.

European Leaders are just too COWARDLY.
Or secretly AGREE with what the PDFile is doing.

Otherwise, they should have CHECKED the calamity in the White House.

Instead, the European MOWRUNS are cancelling deals with China at the behest of an IRRATIONAL PDFile.

MADNESS!

He ended up affirming what he denied at the end of the interview. Talk of running around circles

Abeg share it, let's stop hiding our experience as men, share it so the upcoming one's will learn. Our gender is endangered right now

Lalami3232:
My story long abeg!!!
When it gets to FP, I will share my story

But where is the UN? Abii they are balabluing too?

Where is the Lagos Tinubu built?

US/Israel army together can level the whole world in an all out war. Their military power combined is too massive for the world to comprehend.
Nobody should bore me with the fake Russian and Chinese military gadgets that couldn't protect Venezuela President.

Wike dey wash Sen Mbaka car back in the days. Na his real godfather be that oo not even Odili infact he introduced Wike to politics.

bigdawg7:
This mbata must really be influential in rivers state for him to insult wike like this

Thought ronus said it's a lie? Some people really need help

I only believed Trump was serious after Israel Prime Minister commented on it.
Netanyahu is a weapon fashioned against terrorists

Calm down, even Nigerian government is not aware of the strike plans. They won't give them exact time and location. The US knows the Nigerian Army is compromised. This report is just normal diplomatic courtesy.

d142475:
“Nigerian cooperation”? Are the US guys learners? The Fulani and Jihadi elements in the Nigerian government will tip off their “freedom fighters” in the bush. For any strike to be effective and for terrorism to rooted out through military action, the Nigerian government must be left in the dark about details and specifics of the plan.

All over the world, taxes were presented as a "rich only" affair to calm down the majority poor. At last, the poor paid more than the rich

Richtaiwo:
I don't know why I'm personally not interested in this tax law thingy. What's the fuss all about? Have we not been paying tax either directly or indirectly? Is this Tax Act gonna change how we used to get taxed?

The only thing I could deduce is that it appears the rich will suffer heavy taxation. So why should I be particularly concerned knowing it won't affect the average citizens? Abi na my small "30k bmc allowance" (according to pitobi people) dem want begin dey impose tax on?

Just shut up if you have nothing meaningful to say

seunmsg:
I really pity Taiwo Oyedele. Dude left KPMG where he was worshiped like a god globally to take up the tax reform job thinking it’s going to be a piece of cake like he made his job at KPMG looked like. Today, he has to deal with all kinds of lies, misinformation, misinterpretation, personal attacks, etc.

From governors attacking him to northerners calling him names to journalist like Rufai Oseni reporting outright falsehood to paid Twitter influencers tweeting outlandish nonsense to a whole lots of stuff. Today, the new nonsense they are throwing around is a forged law. Banger boys like Peter Obi etc have quickly jumped on it even without evidence of any irregularity.

So, when people oversimplify governance, I just look at them and laugh at their ignorance. When Elon Musk started DOGE under Trump, someone told him he will soon find out that it’s easier to land a rocket in space than to lead a reform in public sector. Elon barely lasted five months in the Job.

Two current state governors I know are regular nairalanders. Don't ask me how I found out

PepeXKermit:
Anybody wey don make am no dey too come nairalamd. The ones wey still dey come no dey raise topics, just commenting anonymously. Reno was active here as Beef too, even Deji Adeyanju and VDM