₦airaland Forum

agrovick:
What is hot about this thing that looks like akpu that was pounded by an angry person

you no well at all.. Lol

Dicedpineapple:
Na wa ...y wont dey just get married
na must to do pre-wedding pinshure?

bad belle eop(enemy of progress)

cuteme88:


When be the date oooh! Lemme come and chop party rice.
There's Nothing like the smell of party rice. oooooh that taste

you too like food

wow.!! impressive

well bros!! Am really crazy about leaving this country. So my advice s 'run for it' now that the coast s clear. think about the unnecessary stuffs naija go offer yu or can we switch

*in mod's voice.*ahyam comin forya Op

Maybe, you'd try talk to yur wife.....

hmm

... give me one sec, lemme think abt it..!!

hello Mr nice guy!!

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so??... Bros I beg shift!! NEXT pls!!

divinehand2003:
They want to give you guys the IMPRESSION THAT THEY ARE UNSPOILT.
Meanwhile na suckaway pit you dey enter so oooo

bruh calm down nah.. chill small!! lol

NinaArsenal:
Cute him. Kissable lips.

hmm pele

HarkymTheOracle:
I cant see any baby neither can i see a shower or bath tub so y d fhurk do they call it a baby shower?
Or what part of African tradition is this?
Naija and copy copy are like this ...

lol

I vote mimzy, mysticgal, ivyy cc:NLjega

valdes00:
3 years in Nursery school...
6 years in Primary school...
6 years in Secondary school...
5 years in University...
1 to 2 years of Strike, Protest & Co
1 year of Youth Service ....
And U will luckily get a job of N50,000.
And someone will just say Skiroborobo skibo and
be making millions, and the other of his friend will reply, "its Young John the wicked producer" and be making millions as well.
...and you say the person who introduced education will make heaven?

calm down bruh...Yu got me lol, it's just that naija s so fvcked right now. Thunder wey goo fire our so called selfish leaders stll dey do press up

HateU2:
Hello. Hatey is fine. You?

pretty cool..can I pm' you?

naughtynaughty:
u knw the meaning ? Ore I was wondering too oo. Yeah I met him here a while ago.

Hws ur day going

it means joy(ayo) in Chinese..naughtynaughty lips sealed..HAteU2 hi what's good?

bejeiodus:
Why don't you correct me you that have all the sense?

no offense bro!! audu and faleke were running mates, audu and bello contested in the party's primary election, which audu won. don't forget that faleke wasn't in the picture then. Faleke was selected/nominated by the party to be audu's running mate. fast-forward to the main/general election..audu was widely believed to have won the election but at the time of his death, INEC hasn't declared him as such..mind you, it's only candidate who contested at the primaries that has/have the right to contest in the general/main election ( it's long story bro and I really sucks at typing. so try the constitution and the electoral act)..again no offense bro#amjustsaying

bejeiodus:
This is a clear miscarriage of justice. Bello should never have replaced Audu. Faleke should take his case to a higher court for proper adjudication.

your opinion though.!!! definitely senseless.!!

please, how much does it cost to set up a pig farm( small-scale). Cus I so much love the biz, heard it's profitable

Oyah cumout d pillar(#pushupbra) yu use support am Mk we use aw strong they really r.!!

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what kind of hopeless foolish lawyer r yu? sure d title diminished intellect 'fit yu wella'

Goldenboy007:
Look for an article on Internet on table manners or eating manners, sit with the person and pretend that you are trying to teach yourself from that article...jokingly tell the person that many people don't eat right including youself.
I have a beautiful lady friend that has slight mouth odour, I always walk around with this mint gum, I take one myself and give her one then tell her my mouth smells if I close it for too long. After a while she started buying the mint and offering me one then she takes one. Problem solved

one word for ya... Yu r a fvcking "genius"

Goldenboy007:
Look for an article on Internet on table manners or eating manners, sit with the person and pretend that you are trying to teach yourself from that article...jokingly tell the person that many people don't eat right including youself.
I have a beautiful lady friend that has slight mouth odour, I always walk around with this mint gum, I take one myself and give her one then tell her my mouth smells if I close it for too long. After a while she started buying the mint and offering me one then she takes one. Problem solved

one word for ya... Yu r fvcking "genius"