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Politics / Re: Civilization Whose Names Were Changed In The Course Of World History by waxyung(m): 3:09pm On Sep 14 |
Melagros: Dull of you to think there was no history before the Bible. Dumb asf 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Civilization Whose Names Were Changed In The Course Of World History by waxyung(m): 8:43pm On Sep 13 |
Melagros: Ever heard of Abyssinia? Stop spreading olodo history pls 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Fulani Have Suffered Heavy Attacks, Isolation, Killing – Emir Sanusi by waxyung(m): 7:35am On Sep 04 |
Sanusi coming to speak up now but couldn't share the ideas with Buhari his kinsman when he was president |
Business / Re: Fintech Chief, Dozy Mmobuosi Fined $250 Million For Fraud In The US by waxyung(m): 7:24am On Sep 02 |
njikoka: Read again comrade. No be Tinubu dem fine o. Na Dozy Mmobuosi. Abi how this one take be Tinubu issue again 26 Likes 5 Shares |
Education / Re: Student Loan Applications By State Of Origin by waxyung(m): 7:04am On Aug 31 |
aariwa: And you feel proud after typing this lie with your full chest. Stop commenting because you have data. Comment because you are informed or have something reasonable to say 31 Likes 4 Shares |
Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Writes Mayor Of Brampton Over Amaka Threat To Poison Yoruba/benin by waxyung(m): 8:05am On Aug 30 |
vanbonattel: At least you can read and if you look well, the letter "" in NIDCOM means something. Are all these you're saying happening in the diaspora? |
Politics / Re: There Is A New Case Linked To Ekweremadu’s Under Investigation – MET Police by waxyung(m): 12:02pm On Aug 29 |
immortalcrown: You're the first FTC I've seen with sense in a very long time on NL |
Politics / Re: Jarus Is A Narcissist, Woman Beater - Seun Osewa Launches Fresh Attack by waxyung(m): 6:03pm On Aug 26 |
Zooposki: I don't know we now nak cars |
Literature / Re: James Hadley Chase Books by waxyung(m): 1:11pm On Aug 25 |
If you don't mind the soft copies I have some in my archive |
Phones / Re: Easybuy Locked Samsung A05m For Sale by waxyung(m): 11:59am On Aug 19 |
See this one openly displaying his stealing talent with full chest o 1 Like 1 Share |
Family / Re: Men Of Ages 25 To 36 How Is Life Treating You Currently. by waxyung(m): 9:18pm On Aug 18 |
At least you have a job. You don't want to hear how the country's treating unemployed ones like us 59 Likes 3 Shares |
Foreign Affairs / Re: One Dies In Shooting At Trump's Rally In Pennsylvania by waxyung(m): 5:55am On Jul 14 |
Na Trump go plan this thing 10 Likes |
Jokes Etc / How Nigerians Will Embrace The New-old National Anthem “nigeria We Hail Thee” by waxyung(m): 8:21pm On May 29 |
Nigeria! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, we go and change our national anthem back to the original “Nigeria We Hail Thee,” leaving “Arise, O Compatriots” in the dust. With the economy wobbling like a drunk at an owambe and prices of petrol and food skyrocketing, this anthem switcheroo is the comic relief we didn’t know we needed. Let’s dive into the hilarious reactions from various corners of Naija. 1. Assembly Confusion 101 At Government Secondary School, Ikorodu, the assembly ground is buzzing with confusion: Principal: "Alright, everyone, we are now singing 'Nigeria We Hail Thee.'" Student A (whispering): Bros, na new TikTok challenge be this? Student B: Na the new anthem Give school 2 students just 24 hrs, a new lyrics worth of a Tiktok challenge will fly 2. Market Women Mama Chidinma gisting her fellow market woman about the new anthem Mama Chidinma: "Anty Bisi, you don hear? New anthem don turn old anthem again!" Anty Armanda: "Na wah o. As if na anthem we go chop." Mama Chidinma: "Abi o! Anthem no go make rice cheaper." Anty Armanda: "Next thing, dem go bring back shilling and kobo. Madness!" But the truth is, market women are too busy haggling prices to bother with anthems. But don't be surprised if "Nigeria We Hail Thee" becomes their new song for attracting customers. 3. Tech Bros The tech-savvy Nigerians, ever innovative, decide to integrate the anthem change into their daily grind. They create a chatbot that sings "Nigeria We Hail Thee" in different Nigerian languages at the push of a button. During coding marathons, one might hear, “Hey Siri, sing the national anthem,” and be treated to a robotic yet enthusiastic rendition. It becomes a thing to see who can get their virtual assistant to sing it with the least amount of lag. https://sakadeli.com/embrace-the-new-old-national-anthem-nigeria-we-hail-thee/ |
Crime / Re: Baba Ijesha Marks One Year In Prison, 15 More To Go by waxyung(m): 10:08pm On Jul 24, 2023 |
Family / Re: What Is That Thing You Don't Pray Your Children Inherits From You? by waxyung(m): 6:21pm On Jun 18, 2022 |
Poverty o. I don't pray my kids inherit this stinking poverty from me. ��� |
Career / Xx by waxyung(m): 10:19pm On Jun 13, 2022 |
Vv 2 Likes 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Sapa: What You Need To Know. by waxyung(m): 6:41pm On Jun 14, 2021 |
As Netizens, one needs to master the use of some frequent slang to have beautiful conversations on social media. These slangs are unavoidable because they’re now gaining currency as their usage keeps conversations flowing. Words like Mafo, Shalaye, E choke and many others have influenced our conversation on social media. They are like a code language that takes frequent social media users to decipher. The new code word gaining stature on social media today is “Sapa”. Nobody could say the origin of this word but its usage has given shape to its meaning. “Sapa” means a state of being extremely broke or poor. “Sapa” can also mean a particular stage in one’s life where even the barest minimum becomes unaffordable. It can lead to sudden mood swing, confusion, depression, and unexplained sadness. In other words, “Sapa” is just another fancy name for being broke or the culminating point of brokenness. It is accompanied by intense suffering and a splice of hunger. It is a gentle killer that can force you to become gentle, feeling stranded…and you can’t easily escape it. In one of Wizkid’s song titled “Thankful”, the term “Sapa” featured in it. The verse goes thus: “Who no know, make e come dey know o Sapa dey kill person o” Globally, “Sapa” is a pandemic to the homo sapien race. Acute Sapa can make you warm Eba. Unarguably, “Sapa” can make you cook “confusion rice” instead of “concoction rice”. You don’t need to be told about Sapa. When it hits you know immediately. I once overheard a father telling his lazy son that “Sapa shall not be defined to thee, Sapa explains itself when thee gets choked by it”. “Sapa” is that level when your brokenness is even broke. So many word variations have been coined from “Sapa”. Words like sapalation, sapacolate, sapatians, sapatarians, sapabena, sapasexual e.t.c. All these words are coined to suit your “Sapa” narratives. My favourite expression derived from “Sapa” is “Sapa bien merci” which has been agreed upon by social media users to mean “Sapa, please have mercy”. The only antidote to this “sapacious” malady is for one to hustle. Working hard will assassinate “Sapa” in your life and prevent its transfusion from you to the unborn generations. May the long hand of “Sapa” never locate us. Saying “Amen” is not enough. Accompanying it with hard work is. ……….because God does not work for you, he works with you. — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — Visit https://afromedites. for more interesting contents……….
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Celebrities / Re: Fans Drag Laycon’s Stylist For His Over-sized Shoe At The Headies by waxyung(m): 9:01pm On Feb 22, 2021 |
I wish I can be in Laycon's shoe to feel what he's feeling |
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Buys Herself Another Car Worth Of N140M. PHOTOS by waxyung(m): 12:31pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
He bought herself another car. God this guy be giving bloggers issue with her sex. E b tinz o 1 Like |
Career / Re: Finally! How You Can Make Money Writing Even If You're Just A Johnny Just Come. by waxyung(m): 11:56am On Sep 07, 2020 |
Teach me first. When I make my first money I'll pay up. |
Education / Re: One Pictures Millions Words: Motivational Pictures With Deep Meaning by waxyung(m): 11:42am On Sep 07, 2020 |
Uyi168: He don't no woriz goin on 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Must Read: How To Get Unlimited Monthly Data Subscription by waxyung(m): 6:49am On Sep 07, 2020 |
Na ment? |
Romance / Re: You're Offered 20millon Naira Weekly For This; Will You Accept? by waxyung(m): 10:54pm On Sep 06, 2020 |
When am I resuming? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Sugar Mummy Connection by waxyung(m): 12:31pm On Sep 06, 2020 |
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Crime / Re: “Kill Me Rather Than Destroy My Cannabis Farm" - Suspect Tells NDLEA In Kogi by waxyung(m): 1:58am On Sep 06, 2020 |
Abi dem don share the slots finish ni. I applied and did the test. Nothing since then o mkoabiola: |
Literature / I Want To Learn How To Write by waxyung(m): 1:37pm On Jul 23, 2020 |
I'm passionate about writing and i'm looking for who'll put me through. Like a mentor I mean Please help! |
Nairaland / General / Mafo: The Unbreakable Spirit by waxyung(m): 11:28pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
Mafo is a Yoruba word which literally means “Don’t break,” and figuratively “be strong, don’t be weak”. This is a popular street slang among Nigerians at the same time it is a powerful motivation. The spirit of Mafo is one you can’t underestimate. Mafo on the street is a mantra used to maintain an unbroken spirit and to revive our hopes. Mafo is similar to what Femi Osifisan expressed to in his popular poem “Homeless, Not Hopeless”. You might be homeless but don’t be hopeless. Hence, he’s indirectly saying “Mafo”. Mafo is a mantra that we should chew to maintain and sustain our candour in times of hardship................. continue reading on https://afromedites./2020/02/28/mafo-the-unbreakable-spirit/
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Education / Re: Some Random Errors In English by waxyung(m): 2:57pm On Feb 28, 2020 |
davidinchrist: No wonder my friend had two headaches yesterday |
Education / Re: Some Random Errors In English by waxyung(m): 8:59am On Feb 28, 2020 |
Headache is countable. Issokay |
Sports / Re: SARS Kills Tiyamu Kazeem 'Kaka' In Ogun, Labels Him A Yahoo Boy by waxyung(m): 9:25am On Feb 23, 2020 |
If you're here like me thinking it's Ricardo Kaka. Let's queue here abeg |
Properties / Re: This Building Located At Iyana Era, Along Badagry Expressway, Ijanikin, Lagos by waxyung(m): 9:23am On Feb 23, 2020 |
We call it ile nla. It's in ruins and urchins use the place as sanctuary. I still don't know the history behind the mysterious building |
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