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Headache is countable. Issokay

If you're here like me thinking it's Ricardo Kaka. Let's queue here abeg

We call it ile nla. It's in ruins and urchins use the place as sanctuary. I still don't know the history behind the mysterious building

I stopped watching it when I saw assassins wearing white in the night

One of the things you cannot take away from Nigerians is their happiness. They derive joy in different ways which is why they are seen all over the world.

Nigerians can survive anywhere because they possess their own peculiar way of deriving happiness and satisfaction.

One of these ways is by throwing the vernacular word “Waka” around at anyone or anything that tries to mess with our peace by spreading our five fingers and pointing it in someone’s face. It gives us a lot of joy. I don’t know why. I guess it’s in our DNA. Or maybe it cures stress in this part of the world.

“Waka” in this context isn’t the popular Yoruba music genre but the use of the five fingers to make an abusive gesture with the word “Waka” and any other abusive words you can find at the moment to give a complete dosage.

According to Urban dictionary, “Waka” is “a common Nigerian variant of ‘Bleep You’. It is used with the expression of the five fingers spread wide and aimed at the person who triggered the reaction.”



Well, apart from Nigerianizing the expression “Bleep you,” there are other ways “waka” is used:

It could be used to tell someone rudely to ‘fashi‘ or leave.



Naija Lingo, an online Nigerian Pidgin English dictionary explains “Waka” to be the word you utter usually followed by the five-finger-salute, it is a curse or swear word.

For example:

Na me you dey talk to? Waka!

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Hot chase of people that you'll still release.

Mtchew

I applied to be an agent and they were asking for my bvn. Shior.

HacheNoire:
It means you should make your communication socially valid

I'm giving you my first salary when I get a job. See as you just gimme joy

goslowgoslow:
See wetin inferiority complex dey cause.

Pele o. Superiority complex distributor

FLYFIRE:
E be like say you no know say one of im parent na oyinbo? Bros take am easy oo. Make God no vex stop the blessings wey dey come becos u no appreciate the ones He don give you

Pele o. Oyedepo

God PRO

This is convertikeke

Buhari no get the mind.

Ejeh28:
I also got the mail. But from what I ve heard from previous trainee dem say d company na SCAM!!! say na 15k dem dey pay for the trainee. Dem go use u lik mad. Good luck Sha. Me I no go

See as person fresh

God when.. abeg bless me too

Aisha mouth dey smell? Abi why mama peace do mouth like that?

After reading this and I think of their women's down below

helinues:
Copy copy no dey pass

Still copied the happened as hapoened..

Chai. This one deep. You're not like others that'll waste their FTC. Well utilized

We know. Please don't cause fight with this one again.

Ever since Buhari became a needle in our ass in Nigeria I don start to dey hate this girl. Anything Buhari... No no no

This news sweet me reach my prik aswear. Aswerugad Mikel has nothing to offer us again he don liquidate

Wonders shall never end. Hian.... I'm just speechless

jimi4us:
This is the only thing this terrorist like

Was there APC in 2001. Let's not spread false information. let's be guided....

doneyor:
Former Minority leader, Senator Akpobio,  who defected from PDP to APC before the 2019 election, has finally met with the newly elected Senator Chris Ekpoyong,  the man who denied him,  his second term in office as a senator.

The two met at a function and senator Akpobio was seen laughing while he hugged Chris Ekponyong.

The outgoing speaker of Akwa Ibom state House of Assembly Bar. Onofiok Luke and one of the APC chieftains in Akwa Ibom, senator Udoidege was seen laughing too.

What could they have said that got them laughing out load?


https://ukrido.com/2019/04/26/photos-senator-akpabio-finally-meets-the-man-who-dislodged-him-from-senate/

Dem for throw blow?

thebiggestgists:
Chai my second ftc since have joined nairaland and second ftc today

Where is the celebration taking place

My lovely camp Wammako. Saw the video and it's so pathetic.

It's bride price not dowry.

It's the bride that pays dowry like the one done in India. Groom pays bride price.

Let's be guided please..

Shebi dem don pay you.. please go and manage it. In Sokoto state we Neva see shishi... And the election was hell here. God save me sef... Make Dem pay us biko