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Thanks HungerBAD for this kind gesture. I really appreciate your benevolence. I wasn't lucky today but I by faith I'm getting lucky next time.

Socratez20:
I mentioned that it is one of the major criterion

in my school, most of the people who win scholarships are 3point CGPA, it's a matter of how God wants to pick up your call.

Who told you scholarship companies shortlist by grade? Well, maybe it's just oil companies that favour peeps from oil producing states more.

I have faith that by next year I'll be the winner by the grace of God. This year was my first of writing an online exam and the whole thing came and went like the twinkle of an eye.

I think this test is better taken in the morning than in the night. Network in my area is usually bad at night.

9mobile messed me up! My site took over 2 minutes to open a page. I needed this money so badly because of my school fees which I have till Friday to pay or get booted out from school. I don't know of anyone else but I think I'm the most demoralized by this test.

authehighness:
if a queen husband is being called a prince instead of king in britain,i think man will be called nwoke m or this man

hahaha

Institution: University of Port Harcourt

Level: 200

Course: Electrical Engineering.

Lalasticlala, what do you think??

@Lalasticlala, why is this not yet on front-page? If it were Unilag, UI or OAU, this would've gotten to the front-page before the poster clicks submit.

Mysticboy:
Didn't see my name there but I'll wait for the supplementary list.

Lalasticlala, please when will the supplementary list be out?

I think in three weeks time. Sir Otokx will know better.

sinaj:
Congrats boo.

Dnt forget to holla me during ur matric. Lol

I sure would holla at you. Who wouldn't want to meet the angel behind this moniker?

Yeeeeeeeesssss, I made it o.

Thanks to all my buddies here on Nairaland who gave me the morale boosting I needed to withstand the UNIPORT pressure. Special Thanks to otokx donpre sinaj and the rest of you. God bless you!

I was just curious so I said I should just ask this plain question. Since we refer to a president's or governor's wife as 'the first lady', what about in a scenario where the president or governor is a woman, what will her husband be called?

Please intellectuals in the house should help.

Lalasticlala, please help move this to the front-page. I'm sure many people including me have a thing to learn from this thread.

These are surprisingly simple. A lot of men often ask how to get their ladies to have more s*x. Unfortunately, there are a million and one things that can dampen a woman’s libido and make it difficult for her to get turned on. But luckily for you fellas, there are three powerful tools that can help you overcome those things, and get her revved up and ready to go. Here are three great tips to improve the odds and help you have s*x with your wife or girlfriend tonight: 1. Flattery her with the small, sexy things you notice. She may be beautiful, strong, and sexy to the point you have a hard time keeping your hands OFF her. But women are constantly under attack. All day, every day, women see and hear negative messages from the media that tell us that we aren’t good enough, not thin enough, not sexy enough, not smart enough. As a result, women often strive to be absolutely perfect, and can easily start to feel down on themselves if they don’t quite make the mark. So, by telling her how attractive you find her, you’re automatically on her side, helping her fight back against all the negativity. I know it gets difficult, especially in a long-term relationship. When you see the same person over and over again, sometimes these things slip through the cracks and you just wind up missing stuff. But all you really need to do to bring back that spark is try to remember to mention the little things you DO notice. 2. Get down and dirty, and clean the house. Men don’t seem to like this one, but I assure you that helping around the house is one of the sexiest things you can do for your lady. One of the most common reasons I hear women say they aren’t in the mood? They’re tired and resentful of the fact that after a long day, they’re doing shopping, cooking, cleaning, and laundry. She’s worn out, and is it any wonder? If you find housework tedious, she does, too. Giving her a hand gets it done that much quicker so both of you have the energy to get dirty in a much more fun way. Also pay more attention to the state of your home, and odds are she will have the energy to pay more attention to your manhood. 3. Never skimp on the pre-intimacy. This may take some work on your part, but at least it’s FUN work. If you focus on making sure she gets off every single time, even if she says it’s OK and not to worry about it, she’s really going to get into it. Think about it. If you master the art of pleasuring her and give her an earth- shattering climax every time, she’ll be much more likely to get unclad. Make it your mission to give her a climax. Humans tend to like to reward positive behavior. If she starts to associate skin- tingling, toe-curling orgasms with you, she’s definitely going to be on board with having s*x more often.

Kenyans must be really jobless to be fighting virtually all nationals on Twitter. No matter how deep the rivalry between Nigeria and South Africa or Ghana, you won't see this level of stupidity being manifested.

Sue him.
I will advice writers to always have a back up of their scripts on Dropbox, Google Drive etc, so the evidence of your authorship of the journals can always speak loud.

rectorvg:
Lols ur sister indeed

[quote author=Ximenez post=49285693][/quote]Sorry that's not what I meant. I was quoting deborahtokunboh when ximenez popped up that question. I thought he was asking me about Deborah's result which I should be in no place to tell. My sister will take part in the UTME exercise next year, she didn't sit for JAMB this year.

Ximenez:
what's her UTME/JAMB score?

Don't know

deborahtokunboh, cheating doesn't pay. It's evil. You're part of Nigeria's problem.

DrLazDevitan:
Agricultural science or Animal husbandry can offset for Biology.

I have experienced a friend of mine that had a change of course due to the nonavailability of this very same biology in this Uniport-he was going for Geophysics.But later was permitted entry in Maths and Stats with no biology.

I have experienced another occasion where a brother of mine,during his screening wasn't allowed into the Faculty of Engineer for the fact he has an O'level result with a pass in biology.But luckily for him,he latered got an entry into his department for the fact that he presented another result that had a credit on biology.On getting to the office for screening after much the running around for this problem and his 2nd result,he met another person in place of the first person that later got him finally screened with that first result with a pass in biology supposing it that Agricultural science then could be used in replacing biology.

Wow, it seem like my prospect of gaining admission is on life support. I didn't add Agricultural science as part of my O'level course. But does it mean the JAMB brochure's significance is to an extent?

otokx:
Relax, she is just pulling your legs.

She sounded serious though but I hope she is just pulling my legs. Thanks for the response.

otokx:
They received a unique experience.

Unique indeed.

But something is bothering me right now. In my O'level, I failed Biology. In the JAMB brochure, Biology is not stated as a necessity for my course (Elect/Elect) but yesterday when I went for admission screening, the woman interviewing me said that I need Biology to gain admission. Who could be right? Is a poor Biology grade likely to obfuscate my chances for admission? My JAMB score is 260.

Lalasticlala, I've seen worse results make front page. This, I think is the best you've seen So far. Let's encourage hardwork in study, and let's tell the world that you can make As in Chemistry and Physics without cheating.

YhungPablo:
Go over Everything.. I had

1 A1

4 B3+2

4 C5+6

Glory be to God.. I made it dz year.. looking forward for Lasu Admission.


meanwhile.. everybody's failed lit in eng tho. sad for my * her *crush

Congrats to you! Did you cheat in exam hall?
Sorry to ask. Because many here think it's impossible to make it in WAEC without cheating. Can you imagine?

yourboyWill:
Abeggii make i hear word. So even if she cheated,do you expect her to tell you. Smh!

You'll say all this because you don't know my sister. She's very intelligent, and she has represented her school in several external competition outings. Don't get jealous because you are too lazy to pay attention to your books. Not every in this country is an academic Dumbo.

yourboyWill:
You wrote the exam with her abi
Abeggi make we hear word. Everyone knows that waec is shitty and full of malpractice yet you still praise those that did "copy and paste" . Even me i aint proud of my result cos its 40% malpractice

Stop using your attitude to judge someone else. Not everybody cheat in exams. I, during my days, got an A1 in Mathematics and without cheating. It wasn't something I built on few hours to the exam but right from my SS1. I don't know why you all have this mentality that one can't come out in flying colour without cheating. In my family, we frown at such.

I didn't want this actually but from those who've flaunted their results so far, they're nowhere close to that of my lil sister whose success came by sheer hardwork not all these special center runs.

Just have a look at this.



Lalasticlala, you be the judge, isn't this amazing?