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Happy sunday peepz.

My Big Oga,
How are you my Oga, Alaba International and the people of line12 today?
I want to use this wonderful opportunity to thank you for taking me in to learn your business and for taking your time to show me the rope. Thank you for turning me into everything that crossed your mind. I have become an expert in buying and selling, washing plates, cars, houses and clothes, ironing clothes and repairing almost everything in your house.
You also taught me that a man born of a woman does not need more than four hours of sleep a day. It was a taboo in your house to go to bed before 12 midnight, it was even worse not to be awake before 5am. I owe you big thanks.
I also want to thank you for teaching me how to be comfortable on sitting on attachments in luxurious buses. From Lagos to Aba, to Kano to Gombe, I sat on attachments. At least I now know how to be comfortable in lack and in abundance. All thanks to you.
Thank you for also teaching me how to keep as much as five women outside without madam knowing about them. But my Oga, you you sabi better things o.
Finally my Oga, you are so wonderful. After seven solid years of meritorious service to you, you dismissed me empty handed. Typical of me, instead of murmuring and whining, I decided to look for some lessons I could learn from that act. My Oga, here’s what I learnt; it is good to be smart and always remember that tomorrow is pregnant. What I did was simple, check the account you opened in Janet’s name, the current closing balance is because of the huge respect I have for you. Thank you sir.

Finally, tell your wife I missed her too but she can stop calling my number now. She can’t perpetually use me and Yellow to retaliate your infidelity. I want to be free now.
Thank you my Oga for the experience.
Yours,
Sylvester

How would you react to this kind of note if your the man or the woman?

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ribe ekene, ribe otito, fada fada eee! fada fada eee! adikwa m loyal fada fada eee! ee ee.
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just singing fada by phyno ft olamide

anytime I enter nairaland before I log out I must see accident or crime story..
what is this world turn-ing into
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May God protect his children

lol.. core deeper life member

OK but why that old man in the picture is lying over there..

As the general oversea of the NCAN I therefore urge the general public to ignore this crime post because investigation has proved that the crime is minor, unlike the major crime always being committed by......


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Signed; THE GENERAL OVERSEA of NCAN

When someone dance meaningless dance '',,they will push it to FP ,,if I dance best better good dance now ==,=,=,========1 view per month,,,,,,,,



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