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patty2014:
open pav sounds like unical, are you a malabress

you a malabress too?

OneManLegion:
Nice signature, bruh.

#TeamStoners

hehehe thanks Bruv

KINGinVALHALA3:
Worse than HIV, kill faster than CANCER.
Why? Because not even money can cure it.

gbam!!!

KINGinVALHALA3:
Lol, though I voted him, but I warned impatient others not to vote for him because from inception I knew the beginning was gonna be rough and it would lead to lot of persons becoming mad, as we are already seeing here.

How I wish buhari will just act fast and start paying them the N5000 stipend he promised them, with that they will have money to buy drugs and treatment their madness.

it's unfortunate even the bricklayers have joined in stupidity is really a contagious disease

KINGinVALHALA3:
Goosshhhh, now I know some people's work is on Nairaland.

More than 4 straight hours on Nairaland doing same thing, spilling trash.

Now again I know why JESUS WEPT AND DIED, they killed him.

I blame buhari joblessness

SAINTSAMURAI:
hehe nor be small, if chelsea like may dm score ten goals, all i want is just a goal from liverpool. but wetin hazard chop self? d guy wan win world best o.

he just dey carry them shine

SAINTSAMURAI:
alright bro, we are good, all i want is for liverpool to score and my nairabet slip go just enta, even though na just small 25,000 naira, atleast make i drop and 4get am 4 my bank account join d rest one.

abi o but Chelsea dey hammer them sha

SAINTSAMURAI:
bro i think ure getting it all wrong, i know what ure driving out, but bro see it this way, nairaland is a joke, making enemies here is a joke, taking what happens here to heart is a joke, im a free man, i dont take things to heart, i consider everything that has been happening here fun and a joke, u bash me online do not mean i cant be friends with you offline, like i said im a free man and i live with a free mind, i dnt consider anyone as my enemies, the way i shout sai mimzy, is the same way i will shout sai ivyy and shout sai refiner, after all in dis stage of the contest we are allowed to vote 4 the numbers of contestans we like to vote for. like i said bro, im a free man, u can consider me ur enemy but in my mind we are friends and the e-war we had is past tence. im a friend to everybody and not to a particular group of people. i represent good. im a free man.

bros calm down I dey joke with you

STFUareyouGod:
just like my team; Chelsea. Shame!

yeah those ones have been pathetic all season long

STFUareyouGod:
how you bruv?


Newcastle is gone. Relegation dey wait them

But what really happened to Everton? They've been really horrible this season

they've lost their way

RebelliousDark:
In nomine patre et Filiu et spiritu sancti
na you get time for that lunatic.



you missed it
it is body metal like Megatron



Damn!!! it was fantastic!!. Traore should have punished them with a 2nd goal. that was a clear-cut chance.

@Irenyy. . .I've messaged the super mods.

I tried sha

Dudeweedlmao:
Most atheist (especially on nairaland) are some of the most pretentious and repressed homosexuals i've ever known
The only reason why they believe GOD doesn't exist is because of what the read on the internet.

In a typical athiest mind : "if it is written on the internet or by a white man, then it must be true. "

but the bible was written by a white man too

SAINTSAMURAI:
be clear, what do u mean?

take a look at the path you're on remember all you've been through you're really a disgrace

STFUareyouGod:
See Hazard goal

Allardyce boys dey rape Everton o no hope for my beloved Tyneside

SAINTSAMURAI:
mehnnn im getting ready to watch one of my favourite series titled VIKINGS, im already through with the 3rd season. well i hope king ragner gets well again, d way he got into paris through pretending that he was dead was just genius. dammm i love d action of ragner. cant wait to see the 4th season and the face of ragner and the northmen when they discover that ragner's brother accepted to marry the princes. that floki of a guy is just crazy for killing athestan. team vikings.

you're a sellout

STFUareyouGod:
PREACH THE GOSPEL!!!

Yes boossss!!!!!! LANICKY YOU ARE THE QUEEN DON'T MIND THEM

STFUareyouGod:
Na so boss. No time to dull #PositiveEnergy

Yes ooooo Bleep all the fuckers no time to check time!!!! LANICKY!!!! ALL THE WAY

DarkforLANICKY:
i tell you. how on earth did that comment merit a 43-day ban?

there is obviously some foul play involved.

I hear a very popular mod has been compromised and is actually working for one of the campaign teams, but you didn't hear this from me

DarkforLANICKY:
Fynestboi
Seun
mukina2
dominique
Mynd44
OAM4J


I'd like to bring to your cognisance the reason i was banned some minutes ago and I want you to determine whether the punishment meted out is commensurate with the offense or if this is just outright tyranny.

forgive me for posting this with an alternate. it's because i had no other choice considering the streak of unjust bans that i have been subjected in these past few weeks(all issued by the same Mod) who obviously has some sort of bias in matters involving me)

this was the comment that got me banned. i'm gonna retype it verbatim:

"My kid's brother age"? . . . .lolol. . .are you sure your sec. school was government approved? what was the name of your English Language teacher? he/she deserves to be shot twice in the gônads".


the afore was the comment that got me banned till JUNE 8!!!. it was said in my profile that i got banned for advocating violence. really? because i whimsically joked that the imaginary English Teacher of whom i was bantering with should be shot in the gönads? whereas the so-called person was the one that first railed against me. if she hadn't persisted in thronging my mention notifications i would have ignored her comments.

i know i have been in the bad book of Mods on romance section but seriously does that statement up there merit a 43 day ban ??

please sirs/mas . kindly look into this and revert this unjust ban.

i have every reason to believe that I was given this unjust and lengthy ban because the Mod that pushed the button wants me to MISS out in the Miss Nairaland voting

my apologies if that came off as libelous but that's the only reason that makes sense to me at this moment.

Thank you for your audience and i hope this wrong would be undone in earnest.
this is my main account that was unjustly banned : darkenedrebel


monalisa185
sinizia
sugeneris93
peeparty
STFUareyougod
jeffreyjamez
estharfabian

I smell A rat

STFUareyouGod:
Vote LANICKY FOR MISS NAIRALAND

I like this guy's style. LANICKY FOR MISS NAIRALAND!!!

darkenedrebel:
you know you are a god when your mere presence on a thread gives rise to the body temperature of a 26 year old futureless undergraduate and a 35 year old sëx-starved pêdophile.


hehe

the centaur the demigod who's mega like he's Megatron

Irenyy:
u remember right .

The ode is just obsessed with me..I don't know why

maybe he likes you na. Some people tho

Irenyy:
I got legit proof ooo..
Ooo

the one who wanted to lick your smelly yellow Yansh

adeh39:
That's nice

so when does campaign start

prindu:
Drop ur correct details again

just checked its Ogun thanks boss

prindu:
No call up on dashboard, maybe stream 2

boss are the details still invalid

juhan:
what?

hey baby can I pm you?

adeh39:
Hahahaha...see you

Welcome

thanks I promise to be a good soldier

adeh39:
Hehehe, I can't tell you what she has to offer now, I will like you to see it for yourself, that's when the competition starts proper.

Don't worry, I will use your mumu button at the right time

someone just told me he hear say the girl get yansh hmmmm I am fully in support

adeh39:
Lol, funny guy

Mumu button indeed

Check my siggy

oh Lanicky hmmm alright tell me what she has to offer remember you have my mumu button use it wisely