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sexyjennik:
Thank you for asking this question. I wanna know too cos every sane and insane topics makes FP these days.

You lack manner.. Despite the fact that the student went totally off topic and u still call this insane. Because you comments here does not give u right to insult Op and Mod. Is it by force u comment? Watch it, thank God these z all online.

Can the mod move this to FP, biko....

sammieblaize:
Mehn ths is serious

Am really mad at the student for writing this because it z totally off topic

I told the class to write a letter to their friend outside the state telling him/her how they spent their last Christmas holiday.
This person wrote rubbish...

I don't know where to place this...

What was he thinking?

yorex2011:
Haven't paid in edo state too

really

Copa wee... Feb allowee neva enta and the way MTN z threatening my life with their spam messages z alarming. Each and every time ma phone buzz with msg notification, I always find myself rushing down to check the phone screen with the hope of seeing EcoBank alert for February Allowee. Plz nairalander, z it only my state that federal government have not paid.

Fabdedon:
somebody shout Hala...lu....yah

The ministry is moving forward..

A 53 -year -old pastor who reportedly impregnated 20 members of his
congregation claims the Holy Spirit ordered him to have sex with them. www./m/blogpost?id=6404731%3ABlogPost%3A579730

I blame Jonathan

Is this real? If yes, I like the motivation...

UrennaNkoli:
Where did u take the pictures? What state?

Akwa Ibom, Am withholding the PPA

These Copas r just looking for Mbok which simply means free ride. I took these pictures on Thursday. The question is, Can u do that in disguise of free ride?

elnino3:
For a moment, ignore the obvious grammar blunders and think like a child.
The man made so much noise about the proposed house and ended up not building it.
Moral of the story - cut your cost according to your cloth.

The child made a point jor.
Encourage and correct them not ridicule them. We will have children and some other person will teach them.

The student is in SS1, that's so poor for that class.

My student wrote this. The education system is alarming in Akwa Ibom.

Goodboy2012:
TECNO R7 FOR SALE .
PRICE . 25,000
LOCATION . IBADAN
FAULT . NO FAULT

20k Bro. I will be waiting for ya response...

Any batch B akwa ibom from ogun state.

Seun is my boy. Buh seriously, what is the o.p smoking? I thought the garri era is gone.

It can only get better. Nigeria is a joke..

eminikan soso: Yesterday at Onitsha I went inside main market the Onitsha traders thought I was Chris Ngige not until someone said I didn't have bear

mumu

yeye people, mtcheew.

joke of the day'
Akpos,Tito and John decided to go to China for vacation.
Since they were new to the place they had to stay in a hotel. And their room was on the 60th floor.
The policy of the hotel was that atmiidnight the elevators were shut down.
The next day, the guys rented a car and explored the city.
They enjoyed themselves and arrived at the hotel after midnight.
The elevators were shut down.
There was no other way to get to their room but to climb the stairs all the way to the 60th floor.
John said, ”’for the first 20 floors, I will tell jokes to keep us going.
Then Tito can say wise stories for the next 20 floors and lastly, we will cover the final 20 floors with sad stories from Akpos.”
So,John started with jokes. With laughs and joy, they soon reached the 20th floor.
Tito started saying stories full of wisdom. They learned a lot before they reached the 40th floor.
Now it was time for sad stories.
So, Akpos started: ‘My first sad story is that I left our room key in the car’.’ what do u think happened next?

don-Phill:
Wow!!....will tell my uncle to buy me one

Hope you are aware that this things are not toys....

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Is it me or am just addicted. I cant help myself from listening to Kycee limpopo sound track. The funniest part is that, i cant count the number of times i listen to it daily.

Pls share yours, if there is any.

If there is something that annoy me most, then it must be this message from 5030 on my MTN line.
The message reads: SILVERbird has given out SEVEN ipads, LAPTOPS and ipods. Answer 3 question and you could win one of SEVEN playstations going away this week.

The funniest part is that they've sent more than 200 sms of the advert to me (still counting for the week). Have called customer care to complain about this but the message still keep on coming in.

Can someone tell me what to do, had it been that the line is not my hot-line, i guess i would have throw the sim away by now.

sexymoma: Still waiting to share urs.

have done that

nikkykay: Are u looking for a story to write or wot?
Why will u want to write urs based on other pple's view?
U never ready to talk

I said mine was a bitter experience. The sentence say it all.

nikkykay: Start with yours!
Learn to lead by example

sure, i'll. But need other people's view

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I reserve my comment

1. Pls who is saka? Is he a brick layer or what.
2. What is etisalat? Is it a toothpaste or what.
3. What is MTN.
4. What do op mean by port? Does he mean sea-port.
Thank you in advance for your reply. Warning!!! No abusive response orelse sango times obatala fire you.