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I was in a taxi chatting with my friend
on Facebook and suddenly discovered
that the man sitting beside me was
reading my conversation. Since i did not
want to embarrass the man, i decided
to change the topic of the chat; Abeg oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abu
Qaqa that I only took two of the bombs
we just manufactured for this
operation. Let them know as well that I
may find it difficult to get to the target
place before the bombs explode because there is terrible traffic jam now
but nevertheless, I am sure casualty
figure will be high since we are five in
our taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic
will be affected too. We have less than
three minutes for the bomb to go off. Bye bye and take care of my parents
and siblings as agreed. The Man,
without allowing the taxi to stop
quickly opened the taxi door and
jumped out. for more jokes like our
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A girl went to introduce the man
she wanted to get married to Father: So you want to marry my
daughter,what do you do for a
living? Man: I just got out of prison,I will
look for a job soon. Father: Whaaaat,you were in
prison and you want to mary my
daughter with that bad
record,what did you do? Man: I killed a person.... Father:what did the person do? Man: He denied me to marry his
daughter Father: Welcome to the family son!.....
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AKPOS QUESTION!!! Can You name One Thing You Know
that Money Cannot
Buy? Comment fast

Why do most ladies always talk about
their EX, each time a guy approaches
them with dating interest? If you're still in love with your EX, after
he/she must've long gone, do you
think moving into a new relationship
still loving your EX, is right? Can going into a new relationship, be a
means of forgetting your EX or worsen
it?
"Because, you haven't healed up yet,
and you'd only be with this new person
in memories of your Ex (His/Her image in them)"...... These are striking issues that most
relationships/ marriages go through,, whereby you'd see your partner still
having feelings for their EX's.. So, i'd ask generally,, Can you date/
marry someone knowing fully well
they're still inlove with their EX's?...

You lured a Virgin Girl into Your Home
with an evil interior motive, You
welcomed her very well..unknown to
her, You served her drink mixed with
sleeping drugs, fortunately for You she
slept and You took advantage of her all through the night.. She woke up
noticed some weird changes in her
private Part, she cried bitterly and
asked why U did that, there U re
laughing,,,the more she cried bitterly
and asked why U drugged and raped her, the more You make mockery of
her..
She left laying a curse on You, and You
expect the curse not to manifest on
You.. Re U a Learner?
Even God can't break that curse except You go beg for her forgiveness•••

A Pastor Akpos rears chicken in Church
premises, one evening a Cock
went missing.
In Church the next day, Pastor Akpos
asked - "who has a cock?" All the
men stood up. HE said - "No, I mean who has
seen a cock?" All the women got
up,
Pastor Akpos- "No,no,I meant who has
seen a cock that isn't theirs?" Half
of the women got up, He said "Oh for goodness sake i
mean!! Who has seen my cock?"
All the Choir girls got up.
The Church scattered! How Many Like For Pastor Akpos

An old farmer wrote 2 his son,
Akpos
in prison.
"This year, I wont b able 2 plant
potatoes cos I can't clear the
field, I know if u were here, u would
help me". The son, Akpos wrote
back,"Dad,
don't even think of clearing the
field
because that's where I buried the money I stole".
The Police read the letter & the
next day the whole field was
cleared by
the police, looking for the money
but nothing was found.
The following day, the son wrote
again,
"Now plant your potatoes
Dad.. It's the best I can do from
here". One word for akpos!

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Akpos Story PLEASE JUDGE THIS
A Friend Came to My House one Day
and He
met me Doing My Yahoo Job and He
said He
wanted to JOIN. So He started and after Months He Came Asking Me Why i make
More
Money than he does. Then i told Him
mine
involved Diabolical Powers. He said he
would do it too. Then i took him to the Native
Doctor
that Did Mine nd He was told to RUN
MAD IN
GHANA FOR 2YRS AS THE SACRIFICE.
Now 2YRS HAS PASSED AND NW, THE FRIEND IS
BACK (MAD)
IN NAIJA TO COMPLETE THE PROCESS BUT
THE
NATIVE DOCTOR DIED SIX MONTHS AGO.
HE IS STILL MAD ON THE STREETS OF PORT
HARCOURT.
Is it my Fault?

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