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all real

hm na true tak

shaiba na true make i try am on u

just try it

are u realy gonna do that? are u realy gonna do that?

How to Make Any Girl
Want to Kiss You Girls can be so confusing! How do
you know if she wants to kiss you,
and if you're not sure, how do you
get her to want to kiss you, and let
you know? Well here is advice that
is sure to get that girl kissing you! Pucker up! Start by asking a girl to
hang out, just the two of
you. Pick a low-key activity that you can do
together. If the two of you
are having fun, it could
slip into a kiss. It could be
anything, like watching a
movie, studying, getting dinner, or going
snowboarding, or going
for a swim. Pick a location where
you can get some
privacy, especially if
either of you don't like
the idea of kissing
publicly. Stay kissable ! Make sure you have brushed your
teeth (regularly), taken
mints, or chewed gum
before seeing her. If you
even manage to get close
enough without her holding her nose, bad
breath can totally ruin a
kiss! Send signals. At some point while you are
together, touch her lightly
on her arm or hand. This
should tell her that you
like her. Let her know you think
she's special.
Compliment her on her
looks, her style, her
humor—let her know
the things you like about her. If she
compliments back,
move a little closer to
her. If she leans in, put your
arm around her. If you two are
positioned correctly for
this (e.g., cuddling on
the couch) and if you
are really bold, put
your hand on her thigh and move it down
towards her ankle.
Make sure you judge
her response to your
previous hints
accurately before you attempt this. Focus! Look in her eyes and then briefly look at
her lips. Make sure she is
looking at you when you
do this, and make sure
you are smiling. Know if she wants to
kiss. If she takes the hints and flirts back, lean in for
a kiss. Don't pucker up—
no fish face! Relax. If she
leans away, then pull
away too. You may want
to put your hands on her shoulders. If she turns away, that
means she doesn't
want to kiss! Don't
attempt it again until
you know she is
comfortable with it and actually wants it. You
may want to say sorry. If the kiss is successful,
you might want to try
some of the following. Open your mouth
wider but not too wide,
and slip your tongue in
her mouth. Try
touching her lips with
your tongue. If she responds, touch her
tongue with yours. Rub her lower back. For the really bold, start
to lean backwards so
she is almost directly
on top of you. Rub in
between her thighs
and pull up to her head. End with a nice long hug
and tell her how
amazing she is (as a
person, not just at
kissing). Tips Increase the passion of a kiss
by touch. Try gently holding
the back of her head or the
neck, running your fingers
through her hair and rubbing
her back as you kiss. 211 Helpful? 44 After you've been kissing for a
while, you may want to increase the intensity of the
kiss by touching her inner thighs or on her breast. Stop if
she moves away or indicates
that the touching is too much
for her. 193 Helpful? 54 Learn different types of kissing so you can vary the motions.
Kissing the same way all the
time can get boring! 217 Helpful? 62 Kiss in new locations—like the
park, or the zoo, or behind the
potato chip display at the deli.
It makes them more
meaningful and romantic. Helpful?

She hasn't been answering your
calls or calling you as often as
before; she's always busy texting
when she is with you can refuses to
let you know who she is
messaging; she cancels dates and always giving reasons and excuses
that you know are impossible; she
suddenly starts to go out a lot more
with her "girl friends" when she
doesn't even like them; she begins
to wear clothes that are more flirty and sexy whenever she is going
out without you; you call her house
but realise she has gone for a
sleepover that she never even
mentioned to you before...is she
cheating?? Please nairalanders help me put taughts in this matter with your own expreince!

Who says you have to spend at least a
few minutes talking to her when
approaching in an awkward, non-
pickup environment? I can get the
phone number in less
than 10 seconds flat in these types of pick-up situations. All you have to do
is go through a quick and simple intro
and number close. It’s that easy. It not
only saves you a lot of time and
effort but it also allows for your
confident player style to develop and shine right through. So what exactly do
you say? Well that varies from situation
to
situation but it’s basically all the same.
It’s essential that you first get some
eye contact and a smile and/or wave in order to pull off the "player
approach." The simple 1-2-3... 1. I’ll
usually start out by saying, "Hey,
what’s your name?" or "Hi/Hey" (wait
for her to say the same, then ask what
her name is). 2. If she asks what my name is then I
tell her, but if not, then I just go on to
step 3. She’ll definitely ask you what
your name is when she’s giving you
her phone number. 3. Then I number
close by saying something like "Hey, let me get your
number so I can call you sometime."
The key is to sound like you’re in a
rush so that she gives out her phone
number without hesitating. Note that
you’ll still have to work your game when you call her to get her to
go out with you or agree to a booty
call. Those are the basic player
principles. Remember that the "player
approach"
is intended to be used during untimely situations such as when you’re at a
store, you’re walking by her, or it just
happens to be some random chance
encounter anywhere. You may come
across some difficulties,
especially during your initial attempts, but you’ll be able to handle them once
you’ve mastered the "player
approach."

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boys before the gals flowers

10 WAYS TO MELT A WOMAN'S HEART 1. Call Her When you're feeling Sad. 2. Ask to See A Picture of Her; When
She was a Child..! 3. Occasionally Call Her; By Her First
and Middle
Names, 4. When She's feeling Insecure; Stare
Into Her
Eyes and Tell Her; "There is No-One
in the World
Who could be as Right for you as She
Is.." 5. Call Her when you done with your
work.. She
always waiting for that.. 6. Try Desperately; To Make Her
Laugh When
She's feeling Down, and she will. 7. In the Middle of a Conversation;
Tell Her that
you Love Her a lot.. 8. Notice When She's Wearing
Something New,
and give compliment her. 9. Hug Her When She gets Jealous...
Make her
realize only she is the one and only
for U.. 10. Put your Arms Around Her; When
you
Introduce Her to your friends and
family.
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@lertee hahahaha but are u igbo?

Absolute Classic!!! An inspirational speaker said:
“The Best years of my life were spent in
the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my
wife.” Audience were in shock and silence. He added: “She was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter
followed!
.
.
.
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife
in the kitchen: “The Best years of my life were spent in
the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my
wife” Standing for a moment, he tried to recall
the second line of that inspirational
speaker. By the time he gained his senses, he
was on a hospital bed, recovering from
burns of boiling water! Moral:
DON'T COPY..
IF U CAN'T PASTE...!!!

@lertee ur are say wizkid is fresh because, maybe u might have a crush on him :-x

l could remember in my first year in
anambra,i had only N2,000 in my pocket. I
went to the most expensive hotel in
town and made an order of the most
expensive meal they had available with
the most expensive wine included. After the meals, the drinks and
champagne, my bill was N45,000 and l
told the waiter l had no money and the
hotel manger was called and they
handed me to the police. On my way to
the station l handed N1,000 to the officer and l was set free. Pals, this is
what we call ,"Financial management"

naija up coming popstar stage name wezzybm check out his new pix:-/ what do u guys say?

lertee dont say phyno isn't cool ain't ur igbo?

Science student how will u knw if the momentum in ur body changes

Phyno be d man

Iye!!!
Ife balu aba abago, chom! (Obago)
Ife balu aba abago(pent hauze)
Ife balu aba abago, chom! (Obago)
Obu na okweya aba ite nya versaline
nwanne Verse 1 kill dem all,phyno kill dem all
Am a god in this game
And my kingdom has come ah
Lele ha siri na egu mu ama nba
Mmuwa ene ha anya si ha na oburu
ogu na oma mba Shout to illbliss God make u bigger
Any rapper claimin ill
Anyi agwo nya iba
Guy umuasa bute ukwu
Anyi eti nya igba
My account shapeless ka obu amoeba After much much, kedu nke mee last
dat gal si m na okwei iba juo ya nke
me last
Word in the street is dat phyno came
up too fast
How d indigenous rapper from d gutter get class ee
They say aim higher never settle for
less
East coast nigga and now am banging
in the west
Anyi tinye isi na 18, anyi agbaka sia the net
Gals should be afraid of wah am gon
do next Chorus Achoghom ima ncho ima
Ngabe emma
Oge nno street ima?
Oge nno hood ima?
Owegi itinye isi na otele okuko
You can’t stop me maka n’obago (obago)
Now am finally here
Say hello to the man of the year x2 Verse 2 No albums but am gettin milli
And givin deaf ears to ndi asili
All man na esum imi na egbuzi emeli
And mu na my team akuligo n’enwe
anuli see! Everything I touch
See am gon kill it Hapu the matter ha na form but I don
did it
Big things n’aba na packaging kili kili
See they feeling me si n’egwu m
n’atokwa bili bili
Two years ago I introduced myself Two years later now they introduce
their self
Some they wonder, get a tie suit urself
Duru onwegi ga court
Nwanne sue yourself
Okereke okereke my guys no abakiliki N’ekpelem ekpele si m na nfepu ka
chakeleke
Si m na ku ka elekele n’ezem ka
ekelebe
Egburom ochu mana nga na egbu ha
ka ebelisia ha Repeat chorus Bridge
Ife balu aba abago, chom! (Obago)
Ife balu aba abago, leeee! (Obago)
Ife balu aba abago, taa! (Obago)
Onwebedi ihe ifu Verse 3 Ajonwa na asu engli-igbo
When they ask me I say I do it for my
people
Ha fum ha si m phyno why iji a rap zi
n’igbo
Nsi ha were nwayo imana jesus na su igbo
Now am here, a dozen stair
We don dey count billi
Now dey lookin for my pair
I climb the ladder now am sitting on
the king that is sitting on the throne Ono na enu
Nwanne look into my eyes
Ego dim n’obi
Money on my mind, all u need is ***
Ebutegom the money now ur chick
wish she knew me Adim agbo ncha but my nigga I do me
My cross told me dat I am focused
Now she see me and my crew and she
wanna focus
Phyno, onye nkuzi ndi nkuzi
If u go against me ntuo down ka alusi .( Chrous)

Akpos' overheard his wife and his mum
shouting. Akpos' mum said; My son must listen to
me and obey my instructions unless
this is not my breast he sucked for 1
year. Akpos' wife replied; Mama that was 30
years ago. You must realise that it is my
breast he now sucks. He has sucked it
for more than 3 years and he's still
sucking. Akpos' mum fired back; I carried him
for 9 months. Akpos' wife replied; He was only 3.5kg
then, wasn't he? What's the big deal? I
am carrying him everynight, he's now
90kg. Now the question is who really owns
Akpos. His Wife or his Mum.

vote for wizkid by like it same for phyno who do u think is hottest

@famoskie load to wapday or googleplay

[color=#000000][/color] ajo nwa na asu engligbo

if you are phyno fan say awesome thing about him

[color=#550000][/color] Akpors visited his friend Eazy.
Eazy called his wife and asked her to
serve them drinks.
when the wife was done with the
serving, she sat down right opposite
Akpos with her legs open. Akpors could not
control himself so he enjoyed the view.
when Eazy went inside the house,
Eazy's wife said to
Akpors, "do you like what you see"?
Akpos said YES. Eazy's wife said , "you can have it, but it will only
cost you N10,000, and Akpos agreed
so they fixed a time, 12pm the next day
when the husband Eazy, will be at
work.
So the next day, Akpors came over at the exact time and they enjoyed
themselves then he paid her.
When Eazy came back, this was what
transpired btw dem;
EAZY: honey was Akpors here today?
WIFE: [AFRAID] yes EAZY : at 12pm right ?
WIFE : [ALMOST FAINTING ] yes
EAZY : OHH, Akpos my good friend,
always keeping time ...
WIFE : Honey, why do you ask?
EAZY : he came over to my office this morning and borrowed N10,000 from
me promising to bring it back to you at
the house by 12pm, so did he bring it ? The wife FAINTED!!!! One word for Akpos??

hey na style na watin be ur own

Akpos was inside a bus
goin to his village when he
suddenly realised dat d purse
containin all his money was
missin.
Somebody had piked it frm his pocket.
He luked around d bus,
everybody was calm, well seated
and enjoyin d ride.
Thinkin of to do,
within som few seconds an idea struck his mind...
Makin sure dat everybody in d
bus hear him, he said: somebody
stole my pulse frm my pocket.
People in d bus: no answer.
Akpos continued: i said somebody piked my purse
containin my money frm my
pocket.
People in the bus (lukin at him):
stil no answer.
Akpos: if d person dat stole my pulse did nt want what hapen
in 1994 to repeat itsef now, d
person should own up now.
People in the Bus: now everybody
lukin at each oda. Some
murmurin among themselves. Akpos: i said what hapen in
1994 wil repeat itself now if d
thief did nt return my pulse.
People in the bus: now everybody
were serios. Som askin within
themselves what hapen in 1994. And even odas are beginnin to
suspect Akpos as a native
doctor or a wizard.
Within a minute, Akpos saw
his pulse on floor of d bus.
Unknwn persn had threw it there. Akpos piked his pulse and
chek his money. Then comfirmin
d amount to his satisfaction.
The people in d bus were
amazed, how they wish they
could realy knw what hapen in 1994 .
One teenager, a very beautiful
girl with a glasses approached
Akpos were he was sitin
and asked him that he would like
toknw what hapen in 1994. Akpos luked at her, smiled
and said: in1994 i was in d bus
like dis and they stole my money.
Na leg i take waka go house. How many like for Akpos Akpos was inside a bus
goin to his village when he
suddenly realised dat d purse
containin all his money was
missin.
Somebody had piked it frm his pocket.
He luked around d bus,
everybody was calm, well seated
and enjoyin d ride.
Thinkin of to do,
within som few seconds an idea struck his mind...
Makin sure dat everybody in d
bus hear him, he said: somebody
stole my pulse frm my pocket.
People in d bus: no answer.
Akpos continued: i said somebody piked my purse
containin my money frm my
pocket.
People in the bus (lukin at him):
stil no answer.
Akpos: if d person dat stole my pulse did nt want what hapen
in 1994 to repeat itsef now, d
person should own up now.
People in the Bus: now everybody
lukin at each oda. Some
murmurin among themselves. Akpos: i said what hapen in
1994 wil repeat itself now if d
thief did nt return my pulse.
People in the bus: now everybody
were serios. Som askin within
themselves what hapen in 1994. And even odas are beginnin to
suspect Akpos as a native
doctor or a wizard.
Within a minute, Akpos saw
his pulse on floor of d bus.
Unknwn persn had threw it there. Akpos piked his pulse and
chek his money. Then comfirmin
d amount to his satisfaction.
The people in d bus were
amazed, how they wish they
could realy knw what hapen in 1994 .
One teenager, a very beautiful
girl with a glasses approached
Akpos were he was sitin
and asked him that he would like
toknw what hapen in 1994. Akpos luked at her, smiled
and said: in1994 i was in d bus
like dis and they stole my money.
Na leg i take waka go house. How many like for Akpos

A farmer buys a young rooster. As
soon as
it comes home, it rushes & bleeps all the
153 hens... The farmer is impressed
thinking about the eggs the hens
would hatch. At lunch, the young energetic
rooster again screws all the 153 hens.
The
farmer got tensed up now. Next day,
he
finds the rooster fucking the ducks & the
geese and parrot too which scared the
hell out of him. Later that day, the
farmer
finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead &
vultures circling overhead. Farmer says "You
deserved it, you Hot little bastard! U
deserve this "The rooster opens one
eye,points up & says "Ssshhh. Let them
land, I've never bleeped a vulture in my
whole fucking career"