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BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by wh33z(m): 7:30am On Oct 06, 2017
Kizyte:
1K just for a bottle of beer bro! smiley
bro dia own don too much i been dey monitor dis page before i finally decide say make sef register...dem too beg instead make dem go dey do bam bi ala
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu Rocks Swimsuit As She Hits The Pool With Her Daughter, Imade by wh33z(m): 7:28am On Oct 06, 2017
Elnino4ladies:
Very ugly girl
u tink say u fine...
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu Rocks Swimsuit As She Hits The Pool With Her Daughter, Imade by wh33z(m): 7:27am On Oct 06, 2017
Tolexander:
Not attractive at all!

Only God knows what Davido saw in her!

This lady should be sued for having a carnal knowledge of a minor!
tahhhhhhh she is
SportsRe: I Want To Make You Guys Win With Me... by wh33z(op): 5:38am On Oct 06, 2017
Nesso:
So u won last week u now think u can do it on a regular?
google bro
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean When A Guy Says "You're Not The Kind Of Girl I Can Lie To?" by wh33z(m): 5:07am On Oct 06, 2017
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]What does a guy really mean when he says you're not the kind of girl I can lie to?[/color]
it means ur kitten is so special and he go use u play ball lik ronaldo
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by wh33z(m): 11:50pm On Oct 05, 2017
Kizyte:
Bro, please cash out.... Pleaseeeee! Just cash out and send me 1K from inside the money make I take celebrate with you, I really love this game as it is now. Try and cash out OK?
una too dey beg...dem tell u say na him get d ticket
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Want To Initiate Contact! by wh33z(m): 9:49pm On Oct 05, 2017
ibkayee:
Aww thanks grin

Congrats cheesy

Best way to handle people like that is to mirror their actions. Also, don't let her know you were trying to test her etc, if she switches back to not putting any effort in, just act indifferent lol

I wouldn't advise you keep up this act forever though, if she keeps going back to old habits, at some point you've got to put in the towel, let her go and try your luck with someone else, else you'll just be tired lol
see sense...u get sense abeg
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Want To Initiate Contact! by wh33z(m): 9:47pm On Oct 05, 2017
Enjoy broda...try swallow ur pride sometimes make he no go choke u
CelebritiesRe: It Took Me 8years To Get To The Top -- Movie Star Adunni Ade by wh33z(m): 4:32pm On Oct 05, 2017
Rokia2:
And I still don't know who she is.

You still a work in the making maam tongue
tahhhh she a star
RomanceRe: Ur Bad Habit by wh33z(m): 4:16pm On Oct 05, 2017
merrymike47:
Name ur bad habit dat u've bn battling with 4 a very long time, u might possibly get advice on how to stop it 4rm peep's comment. Mine z making horrible sounds while sleeping after a stressful day.
bombing sites and finding more mayes dem grin
CrimeRe: Man Discovers Drugs Inside Tubers Of Yam Set To Be Delivered Abroad.Photos/Video by wh33z(m): 4:08pm On Oct 05, 2017
[quote author=Cordis92 post=61130951]This was how my innocent uncle got into trouble. A relative begged him to give a keg of oil to his friend when he crosses Cameroonian border which he did without knowing they wrapped cocaine and put inside the oil. When the guy received the package, he flew to South Africa, but on getting to the airport, he was caught so he called out everybody that got involved including my innocent uncle. Be careful while helping out to send things across border for people o.........beauriful person
RomanceRe: Lagos Prostitute Blasts Friends Dirty For Plan To Set Her Up (photos) by wh33z(m): 1:32pm On Oct 05, 2017
ayourbamie:
I never knew yoruba girls are into prostitution too, I thought it was meant for girls from that side.

I only know yoruba girls to be dirty.
girls wey dia looks b lik dat be real olosho ohh...
RomanceRe: Why Is My Case Different?? by wh33z(m): 1:27pm On Oct 05, 2017
frustratedrat:
when will i look up to the future with utmost optimism. everything around me makes me exasperated. don't get weary reading my story. The following are some of the reasons that makes me ponder:

- timi, a small boy in my area just bought iphone7 when his 'maga paid.' another guy in apala just entered south africa. I'm just here parboiling my weevil-infested beans to make it edible. Why is my case different
y u dey look dos ppl nah...yahoo now adays en u gast do a lil bit of science#forget dem bro
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by wh33z(m): 1:13pm On Oct 05, 2017
lateefGRDT:
plsss can somone help me wit jst 3odd for tomoro games ...wanna stake high!..
put ur number make i add u
RomanceRe: How To Deal With A Borrowing Girlfriend. by wh33z(m): 8:27am On Oct 05, 2017
Randy100:
sister no be only me dey enjoy that one.
hahaha...i am a guy brodaly#so u mean say oda guys sef get shares dere grin
RomanceRe: How To Deal With A Borrowing Girlfriend. by wh33z(m): 7:58am On Oct 05, 2017
Randy100:
I have a girlfriend that I loved so much, but when she borrows money from me she does not pay back. How do I recover my money without causing a breakdown in our relationship.
bros she don pay with that level tey tey grin
LiteratureRe: ASUU Strike: A Trip From Ekpoma To Benin by wh33z(m): 7:57am On Oct 05, 2017
YungTemy:
ASUU STRIKE

Dedicated to all Nigerians

"Mayson you don hear the latest?" I asked, with a broad smile.
"wetin happen?" He asked, with curiosity written all over his face.
"mehn, ASUU don strike, men done dey loose guard men for the town, men don dey move go house" I said
"na lie... Why ASUU go strike when we never even start exam, mtcheww, Exam na next month here o. Na graduation things we suppose dey reason".
"no be lie... Anyway sha, me still dey here. I no fit go Lagos, besides Lagos too far and money no dey, my pocket be like dried well, everywhere zaba" I said.

The strike was actually unexpected, no one predicted such event could ever happen until now, and the worst part was that we were so close to leaving the university and becoming young graduates and quite frankly, exam was actually just a few weeks from here.

"Mayson, I wan dey go house. I don dey H" I said, as I felt my tummy vibrating aloud like Nokia 3310.
"E no matter nah, you no go like kush?" He asked
"Baba, on top this my condition. You no like me o" I said, while trying to force my left leg into my timberland shoe. "I don dey move o".
"I go bell you later na" he said, as he escorted me to the gate.

As I walked through poultry road, I could see students in mass, carrying their bags and baggage's as if there was to be another reoccurrence of the events which took place in 1966. Bikes where moving to and fro, carrying students with huge luggage's.
While I was walking through the narrow path towards my hostel, I heard my phone ring. It was Thompson, my old friend and colleague.

Me: Fela how far na
Thompson: I dey, Wetin-Dey sup for your side?
Me: Mehn, nothing much. I even dey go my hostel, hungry dey wire me.
Thompson: As for me, me don gbaga o. Me and Smart done dey move comot for this area as I dey speak.
Me: Una wan leave me for this town abi, no be so o
Thompson: Na Benin here we dey go na. Na backyard.
Me: No wahala o.

After our conversation, I got into my room, laid on my bed, and I began to devise means of getting food to eat.

"mehn, food don finish for house. I am dead. Like I am so fuxked up right now. I for go Doris house but I no know if she go dey house. Mary for don move, that one no dey hear anything holiday. Mm, Juliet, Juliet, Juliet...." I thought deeply. " mehn, make I call her?... No no no. I no wan fall my hand. Oboy afternoon don dey reach o, make man pikin no go faint o.... I gast summon courage, ... I go bell am".

Juliet was actually my ex, I still had feelings for her, but going to meet her to cook for me, didn't sound pleasant to me. Nah, it sure didnt
But I summoned courage and I dialed her number, only for me to hear... "the Mtn number you have dialed is switched off, please try again later".

I laid back on my bed, counting the ceiling... "1,2,3. 3*4,". I completely had no choice. While counting, I prayed silently.

"Baba God, good afternoon. Your boy don still come o, your boy dey H o. As I dey here so, Baba, I never chop since yesterday afternoon o. Baba, I never ready to die o. Na beg I dey beg o. Baba, I know say you don answer me, because you no dey fail. Thank you Jesus. Amen".

I took a sachet of water, lying very close to me and squeezed the entire content into my mouth, my belly became filled to the brim.
Minutes later, I heard my phone ring, I checked the callers ID, "Mayson DOC" was inscribed on my phone screen.

Me: Baba, how far
Mayson: You dey do anything for house?
Me: Nooo, I just dey.
Mayson: Ok, show my side.
Me: No probs

About 10 mins later, I was at Maysons crib. He had a packet of trams with him. He stretched it towards me.

Mayson: How far dey with this one.
Me: ....
Mayson: Temy, wetin dey sup?
Me: I dey H.
Mayson: You never still cha?
Me: Noo
Mayson: And me dey comot this town ryt now.
Me: You too still wan still leave me for this town too? Why na. My own done finish.

To be continued...
abeg ...aau students quote me lets linkup in school grin
RomanceRe: . by wh33z(m): 7:34am On Oct 05, 2017
Heloct:
Eat nutritious meals, exercise, drink lots of water and stay away from masturbation.

If problem persists after this, then, see a doctor.
if he can stop masturbation...i swear hez gon b ok
RomanceRe: . by wh33z(m): 2:02am On Oct 05, 2017
Pharmumar:
I have been noticing a shrinkage in my joystick in the last two years. Its getting smaller...I have never had sex in my life...is there any solution? pls help
go buy wetin go make am long
RomanceRe: "I'm Going Crazy" - Fans Scream Over Oyinyechi Hair Extensions Studio by wh33z(m): 8:54pm On Oct 04, 2017
MhizzAJ:
God has really blessed her cheesy
At the end of the day all breast must sag

Some guys will come here now and pretend like those ones above

They will act as if they don't like it whereas most of them will save the pix on their phone.
hahahahaha sharp madam[center][/center]
Jokes EtcRe: How Many Of You Love This Smell Of by wh33z(m): 8:04pm On Oct 04, 2017
seedorfy134:
soil after rain
hafa bro quote ur number here make i fund u
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid And Davido Nominated For Best African Act, MTV EMA 2017 London by wh33z(m): 7:29pm On Oct 04, 2017
blackbeau1:
It will never put an end to the argument 'who is better ' because ppl have different tastes . Some ppl will always believe wizkid is better and vice versa
davido anyday angry
Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Best Nigerian Rapper? by wh33z(m): 6:49pm On Oct 04, 2017
ChijyWills:
Fellow Nairalanders who do you think is the best rapper in Nigeria ?

mine is M I
comment yours
m.i use to be...but for now give it to yung6ix..dat nigga is crazy mehn#team no favours
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Want To Initiate Contact! by wh33z(m): 6:46pm On Oct 04, 2017
babtaima:
Thats why i opened this thread.. she's probably playing games and I'll end it. i won't call, that's the sad part.
ps: i did mention that she's used to being on the receiving end of everything.. we're talking about a girl here of whom i control her social media and gets to pay for some things for both of us when we go out on a date. Be civil man, don't be like the trolls.. She thinks if she calls everytime I'll get bored of her!?
see broda dont end that relationship..tryna talk to her about these things it doesnt make u a weakman#just call her bro...call her
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Want To Initiate Contact! by wh33z(m): 6:38pm On Oct 04, 2017
babtaima:
Hello guys.... So my recent gf is supposedly getting white knighted (getting tons of guys chasing after her like hell i.e giving her phone calls every minute) because she's beautiful, the white Knight beta guys be ruining things for us the real guys.. so I discovered this excessive white Knighting makes her think i should be the only one initiating contact i.e doing the calling etc (She does call me but it's not much and looks silly and short), so i cut contact starting from Sunday and I'm busy with my own life as well, she hasn't called since... I'm not planning on calling soon until she calls, I've talked to her about this but it seems this white Knights and family upbringing has wired her brain to expect the guy to do the calling....

Summary:
She loves me, we have the wildest moments when we're together and alone, great romance, she calls but rarely, we started seeing seriously last week and she's never disappointed on a date, last Sunday she was really held tight with her family issues but she still made it for our independence outing of which she paid for drinks etc but she waits for me to initiate everything.. i can't date a robot! i always do the touching, kissing, etc love is 50/50.. both parties investing.. she just like Siri waiting for my command, call, action etc... I'm guessing she's used to guys doing everything for her (white Knights) advice guys.. because i won't call.. this is day 3 without contact, I'm sure she's craving for my attention while being white Knight by those bets . huh



PS: I'm controlling her Facebook and Instagram(11k) account of which she has thousands of followers.. and i can see and read all those crazy guys messages calling her 'my love' etc ;
bro leave that pride shit...atleast she suppose don call u nah since una no quarell undecided
CelebritiesRe: Dead Tagbo Umeike: Caroline Danjuma Accused Davido Of Dumping His Body & Running by wh33z(m): 12:45pm On Oct 04, 2017
wurabecca:
Wizkid is Breaking record

........ is Breaking Law embarassed

My keyboard is having issue with a particular Alphabet, You can kindly fill in the missing Name Word at your own Peril

RIP TA--GBO
pretty lady.. cool
CelebritiesRe: Actress Carolina Danjuma Comes For Davido On Instagram Over Death Of A Young Man by wh33z(m): 9:45pm On Oct 03, 2017
ENDTIMEgist:
as shared by instablog9ja.
she seem to have deleted the post from her IG.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZzCnGfh6XR/

lalasticlala
dem don threaten d gal...she deleted post
RomanceRe: Guys Who Cry Cos Of A Break Up Are Weaklings And Should Be Castrated!!! by wh33z(m): 8:47pm On Oct 03, 2017
thepussyhunter:
YES!!!!............guys who cry cos a lady dumped and broke their hearts are bitch+ass+weaklings and their balls should be removed and crushed undecided

a friend of mine got dumped by his 3 years and 4months gf (now ex) cos he (myfriend) cheated and she found out....................
You shoulda seen they way the douche bag was crying like he was in hell and satan just added 2 cubes of brimestone to his fire undecided

evryone in da room (i and 2 other friends) was like what the fvck!!!.........................dude really showed how much of a weakling he is sha (and we told him that) and i'm sure thats how other weak men out there cry when they get heart broken by there girlfriends


seriously it not ideal................y'all wailers with manhoods should stop such shitty shiiiiii...............abeg!!!!
i cried privately sha...i took her serious den..but now i play gangster love
CelebritiesRe: B-red And A Fan Come For Each Other After Flaunting Money On Instagram. by wh33z(m): 5:44pm On Oct 03, 2017
BornnAgainChild:
What has being a fan has to do with this...i was jejely sitting my own before you countered me that he has a hit track...now to mention it turn wahala for you undecided
....lol even if i mention those songs u will still say those songs na thrash...[center][/center][center][/center]
CelebritiesRe: B-red And A Fan Come For Each Other After Flaunting Money On Instagram. by wh33z(m): 5:32pm On Oct 03, 2017
BornnAgainChild:
Remind me
u not just a fan of him..datz all
CelebritiesRe: B-red And A Fan Come For Each Other After Flaunting Money On Instagram. by wh33z(m): 5:27pm On Oct 03, 2017
kingkardesh17:
Look at this jackass named b red be claiming fine boy up and down if not for ur dad who would have known ur lazy ass.
na him say make ur papa dey play draft wen him mate dey hustle...get a life

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