₦airaland Forum

luckyz4rea:
Those calling for separation will still need to separate even after they have be separated!


To err is human but to live in sanity is divine!

u are fabulous

free2ryhme:
They are making Evans a hero already. He is gonna be flown to the zoo capital Abuja to meet with IGP and some cabals .. and later to meet osibanjo

evans can even be the right hand man of KANU, since all your own heroes are criminals..!!

zombieHUNTER:
Hey mr tribalist
It's not boring
It's just your conscience whooping your behind

hunter this is the second time u are calling me a tribalist.

First I am not a tribalist.
Second I am NCAN spokesman.
Third I don't give a Bleep about tribes, I am a Nigerian that's all if u are not comfortable with that fact, go cause I still don't give a fuçk.

donsteady:
If I am not mistaken 80% of Nigerian girls born within 1980-1997 smoke fire

keep exaggerating

Addicted2Women:

Yes

100% Yes

Men smokes, why shouldn't women smoke ??

If you live in Europe or America and you can't date women who smokes, you will die without a wife because all the women in Europe and America smokes cigarettes like their lives depends on it

My wife who is a doctor smokes weed, that's the only smoking i tolerate, i hate cigarette smokers with passion

I smoke weed too

who be dis one,

MICHEALADEX:
report yourself which branch are you from : over

is that how to respect a senior NCAN agent, a whole NCAN spokesman and inspector, next time u use the word sir, get that right.

bantudra:
badt guy....but i still dont find what you wrote funny...

dont repeat 1967....!!!............their are still igbos thinking out their....

convince them to dont go on a suicide mission..

guy see I am trying, they even call me unity beggar

Wait can tradition be upgraded...? Instead of lantern why can't they give him a lamp, or a beautifully crafted lantern..!

.again, em Igbos, they claim to be the most intelligent, yet they get caught at "ordinary Kenyan airport"



NCAN inspector WHITEBEARD calling on any NCAN agent nearby to proceed and make a report on this issue.




Una no get chill at all..!!

wristbangle:
Whenever I see this caption, I remember the originator jetleeee. Crazy dude


I like the fact that recently the yoruba goons have retired from tribal backlash. Bigger and better things are what real men should chase

we don't waste time on shite...!!


We are logical and legit.

bantudra:
badt guy... ..

how do you wan stop somebody on going on a suicide mission..

who they wan fight??...the nigerian army??....ohhhhh my....

leave this niggas they havet seen an army in mass that why, I mean this army has not even one of the largest, it has the largest military personal in Africa and not to mention it is rated the 5th and the difference between Nigerian army and the Egyptian army is submarine.



They claim to be the most intelligent people, so if suicide is what is on their mind let them go, but I hope they leave the fine fine Igbo Christian girls behind, they can take the juice I don't want those ones.

Humour percentage: 16%


Equivalent to impossible epic humour.

magoo10:
Look at you, I laugh when your likes call Nnamdi KANU a criminal. someone who is bold enough and walks about freely ,someone who sent a simple message to your president that he his MAD and nobody has touched him,someone who is gradually gaining momentum and respect among large number of youths,someone who has exposed the hypocrisy and lies of supposed leaders and elites .
unarguably you cannot compare him to shekau who wears a mask and you cannot compare him to cowards who kill and maim innocent people in their sleep,definitely you cannot compare him to blood suckers and vampires in human form who throw bombs at unsuspecting passerbys.
Nnamdi KANU is the new leader we know so deal with it

but even if Biafra is actualised, Nigeria will still dominate Biafra, she would still be the queen of west Africa. Can u bear it

coptic:
The West doesn't play petty games.

yeah I was waiting for an ipob juice to answer.


Yeah I agree with u, the west ain't gat time for shite...!!


Proud to be a Nigerian.

Because osinbajo is leading.

when it was buhari time, we had Biafra, that's how the east expressed displeasure.



Now it osinbajo, the north express displeasure by using BH


What of the west..??

bitcoinvin:
hahahaha..ah tell u...Religion in Nigeria biggest problem.
People act the way they act,they do the things they do not because they are not christains or muslims rather,cos the have no conscience.

and they use religion as a cover...!! BOKO HARAM is using religion as a cover.

Op what nonsense why would u open such good deed in politics

Nice one

Kyase:
let me ask, who are the middle belters?

Ku Ku claim everywhere nah..!

ScotsReferendum:
UN will only conduct a Referendum for the Biafrans.

All other groups will remain with Hausa Fulani led Nigeria


The only way out for any tribe, is to join IPOB officially through their traditional leadership eg Kings.

I am a Christian, I can't be a Jew because of KANU.

So u dino no since

But op u did not arrange the thing well nah..!

NCAN agents. HOW they run into a thread to check names.

When davido did it he was making jest of davido..!! Olodo rada rada

debque:
we are all in d same business na.....

which kind business u no say we dey do.

Boring

Lol stupid motherfuçker..!

debque:
bro nawa for u too o...... it's immorality....

mind your business no they disturb ma guy

9jakohai:
You are welcome kind sir.

Hope that your visit to our poor Earth is working out well for you.

Hope you have a good report to carry back to the InterGalactic Federation. We are so desirous to be members....

effect of too much cartoon.

9jakohai:
Ok....everyone in your village is not holy.

Everyone in your village is from a planet 43 million light years away!

I greet the person that is doing u

9jakohai:
And in whitebeard's village....all the ladies and gentlemen there are virgins until they get married, and all the boys and girls do not fornicate, and are so holy that the ground they walk on becomes holy by contact.

Infact, in that village, anyone drinking the water there is immediately turned into a virgin if he or she had lost their virginity. Every word spoken by everyone in that village is holy, and everyone does nothing but read holy books ( and their food comes down from heaven every morning).

If you take your property to be blessed by someone from whitebeard's village...it will become holy. Likewise, eating pawpaw from that village guarantees one instant admission in Paradise on death.

are u not supposed to be in class, olodo.

Female education. That's all..!!