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He is saying you are making no sense? Maybe after you have breakfast things would change!

Smoked fish, Green Pepper and Soaked Garri for Breakfast

Arch1:
So you mean Goodluck will defect to APC

No.

I mean APC will defect to PDP

Nigeria Police under this APC government is a disgrace to the Nigeria Police Force and the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

By 2019 we the Yorubas will collect our mistake.

Atiku & Ibori 2019!

DropShot:

If wishes were horses, biggers would ride.

What is this one saying

Goodluck & Atiku Ticket Loading 2019..

Time for we yorubas correct our dullard mistake

sarrki:
President Muhammadu Buhari arrived the country Friday at about 4 a.m., 51 days after he left the country on a medical vacation.

Owing to the closure of the Abuja airport, presidency sources informed THISDAY that his plane was scheduled to land at the Kaduna airport in the wee hours of Friday, following which he was to be flown by helicopter to the President Villa, Abuja.

The sources also revealed that the president might address the nation Friday after his long absence, in order to quell any concerns over his capacity to govern.
The news of his return Friday was broken last night in a statement by his media aide, Mr. Femi Adesina.

Adesina recalled that the president left the shores of the country on January 19 for a vacation, during which he was scheduled to undergo routine medical check-ups.
He said the scheduled vacation was however extended due to the advice by his doctors that he undergoes further medical tests.

According to him, the president expressed gratitude to the generality of Nigerians in all parts of the country and beyond who supported him in their prayers and good wishes while he was away.
“President Muhammadu Buhari is expected to return to the country tomorrow, Friday March 10, 2017. The President left the country on January 19, 2017 for a vacation, during which he had routine medical check-ups.

“The holiday was extended based on doctors’ recommendation for further tests and rest.
“President Buhari expresses appreciation to teeming Nigerians from across the country and beyond, who had prayed fervently for him and also sent their good wishes,” the statement said.

Earlier Thursday, the Archbishop of Canterbury, Rev. Justin Welby, had paid a visit to Buhari in Abuja House, London where the president had resided throughout his medical vacation.

The president, who announced Welby’s visit on his Facebook page, said he was pleased to receive the archbishop, whom he described as his friend.
“Very pleased to welcome my friend, the Most Rev. Hon. Justin Welby, the Archbishop of Canterbury,” the president had said.

Other than his doctors, Welby was possibly the first non-Nigerian citizen to visit the president in London since January 19 when he left the country.

Last month, the president was visited by numerous Nigerians including two leaders of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Senator Bola Tinubu and Chief Bisi Akande.
He had earlier been visited by the Governor of Ogun State, Senator Ibikunle Amosun, and Senator Daisy Danjuma.

He was also visited on February 23 by a National Assembly team led by Senate President Bukola Saraki. Also in the team was the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Hon. Yakubu Dogara, and the Senate Leader, Senator Ahmad Lawan.

The visit was made days after both Saraki and Dogara had disclosed that they had telephone conversations with Buhari.
While Saraki said he called Buhari, Dogara said the president had called him and discussed issues affecting the welfare of Nigerians with him.

The president left the country on January 19, 2017, four days earlier than scheduled, stating that he would return on February 6 to resume duty.
But on February 5, the presidency announced the extension of his vacation indefinitely, saying the president was waiting for the results of the medical tests and needed to be certified okay by his doctors before leaving London.

Since then, speculations have been rife over the president’s health.
Indeed, even before the presidency informed the public of the extension of Buhari’s vacation, there were rumours that he had died in the UK.
All these proved to be untrue after the presidency released proof of life photographs of the president and his visitors.




https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2017/03/10/buhari-returns-lands-in-kaduna-choppered-to-presidential-villa/

You should ask yourself a fundamental question. "Why are majority of Nigerian wishing it was Osibanjo piloting the affairs of this country and not the dullard"??

An old man should be more concerned about his health and state of being than being threatened by the sudden popularity of Osibanjo.

Immediately INEC announce election date some born to rule burantashi drunk gworo eschewing kunu addict dullard jumps on the next flight to Nigeria.

Sexybeast2000:
I want you to eat my pussy. Will you please come home and eat my pussy? I want you to put your big fat tongue right on my tight little cunt. Blow in it. Kiss it softly. Tell my pussy that you that love it. Tell my pussy that you can't live with out it. Lick it from slit to clit, as slow as you can, making me tremble and close my eyes, imagining what's next. You want to Bleep me, baby? You have to give her a kiss first. I want your tongue to explore every part of my vagina. I want your long tongue inside me when I cum...when I scream your name at the top of my lungs.

Get me wet and sloppy and ready for your big entrance. I want you to know my body so well that you can make me cum with the flick of your wrist. I want you to brag to your friends about it. When I'm crying in the kitchen, bent over the burnt dinner that I just pulled from the oven for us, I want you to come up behind me to wrap your arms around me, pull up my skirt and whisper firmly in my ear to spread my legs. Then, I want you to pull down my panties, so that they are stretched between my thighs. This is where it's all up to my baby to decide how fast, slow, gentle, or deep he will go. Depending on how stressed you are, sometimes you shove your fingers into me without warning and finger Bleep me hard and fast. You don't stop, no matter what, no matter how much I squeal and bruise your arms from griping too hard. Bleep me, Bleep me, Bleep me, I beg you. I give into you and cum really hard, crumbling to the tile kitchen floor, your fingers still in me.

Other times, you go slow and tease my center of gravity, making me squirm in anticipation. You know how impatient I am. I always want the dick immediately and I beg like a little LovePeddler on the floor, grabbing on to your legs, crying, with mascara running down my face. You never give it to me right away. I hate it. You never let me have my way. You always force me to have pre-intimacy with you, for like an hour. It's so bleeped up cause you know how nervous and uncomfortable I get when it comes to trust and intimacy, which is exactly why you force me to do it.

Sometimes, you let me take the panties all the way off when you finger me. You use them to tie my wrists behind my back as you gently breathe all over my body; the wolf stalking his prey, ready to attack. I think if you stood behind me and just breathed on my neck, I'd get chills down my body and give into you, surrendering my pussy.

I want you to cum in my panties without me knowing. I want you to suggest that I wear that certain pair when I get out of the shower. Later that night, I want you to slide me out of my dirty panties and I want you to put them in my mouth. I want to see that devious smile while your taking me with your big fat dick. I want you to wash my hair, then pick out my panties for bed. Dress and UnCloth me, like your little toy.

It's all I can think about. I want you to sit on the bed and ask me sweetly to take everything off, except for my panties. Sit and watch me UnCloth. Make me turn in a counter clockwise circle, to show you every angle of my body. Tell me to turn slowly, so you can see everything. I want you to pull me close to you. Locking your finger under the elastic of panties, you jerk me your way. I want you to grab me tightly and put your face in between my big breasts. Tell me how much you've missed my tits, as you kiss them and handle me.

Sit me down next to you and slide my hair away from my collarbone. Begin kissing directly behind my ear, slowly and gently. Take your hand and clasp the back of my neck with pressure, not enough to hurt or bruise me, but enough for me to know you're a man and you're in control of everything I do. Tilt my head to the side. I want you to kiss my neck with tongue, adding more and more pressure with each gasp, each moan, each pant. My pussy starts pulsating and I reach for your dick, but you push my hand away. You scold me for rushing you and call me your impatient little slut.

You barely have to touch me. I'm ready for you. No matter how tight I am, your dick is just going to slide right in, because my little pussy will be dripping. Ill do anything to feel your tongue on my pussy, giving me kisses, showing your love and devotion to my cunt.

Sprawl me out on the bed. Slide my panties to one side and brace yourself on top of me. Slide a finger into my slit as you shove your tongue down my throat aggressively. My moans of pleasure are muffled by our kisses, as your fingers work their magic. Graze my asshole with one of your fingers, making me tighten up and try to pull away. Instead, force my head down on the bed and continue kissing me. I want you to rub my asshole, while you finger my pussy with two fingers. My body will convulse and ill beg for you to stop, when in reality, I mean the opposite. I love having my little asshole played with. Hold me like a bowling ball and automatically, ill tell you how much I love you, and ill beg for forgiveness for everything that I've ever done wrong to you. I want you to make me apologize to you, multiple times, with your fingers lodged into me, in both places. Ill feel so ashamed and embarrassed, ill cum all over your fingers, daddy.

You don't want me to come yet though. You slowly slide my panties down my thighs. I'm completely naked now, exposed and vulnerable. You spread my legs open wide for the world to see how big of a slut I am. My cheeks are red and I won't look you in the eye. You flatten my thighs on the bed and hold them down with both hands on each respective thigh. You look up at me and say, "I'm going to eat your pussy now". Make sure you hold me down. I want you to slowly take one big thick long lick from the bottom of my pussy to the top of my swollen clit. Slowly. Then, do it again. I will squirm and grip the blankets, but I will slowly submit. The slower, you go, the more it teases me and heightens my level of discomfort. I want you to torture me. Spread my lips with your fingers and lick my clit. Swirl your tongue around it in a circular motion and then put the whole thing in your mouth. Suck on it. Not too much pressure, but just enough to make me uncomfortable. Release your lips and start licking my cunt from my clit down to the opening of my cunt. Shove that big tongue into me. Taste my apples. Repeat this cycle until my body is gyrating against your tongue in rhythm.

It feels so good when you put my little clit in your mouth. Start applying more pressure the more I start to press up against your lips. If I grab you by the back of the head and push you into my pussy, that's when you know I'm about to cum. Shove your entire tongue as far into my pussy as possible while I climax and cum. I can cum multiple times, so after my initial screaming orgasm, deeply french kiss my little clit and I'll cum again in your mouth

Once I stop shaking, I want you to give me another kiss on my pussy. Tell me I'm a very good girl and slide my panties up.

Please have Motorola charger

So what shall we does?

PassingShot:
Buhari on the sick bed still intillls greater fear and command greater respect than most Nigerian politicians. His "dead" body is better than a living Fayose. Fact!

You are insuting Fayose a man old enough to give birth to you. Some people's parents should have used condoms sha...

accountbalance:


At least, you'd learn some good English

How does i do that?

humberjade:



Blood of Jesus!!!

NONNYG:

Bmdacutie:

Jesus!

Is Lord

Basildvalour:
Will he hand over acting president to the senate president while he is away

Buhari will have warm Osibande never to embark on any foreign trip and handover to Saraki cos if Saraki sat down on that seat for one second we will have a new President

HRHQueenPhil:


he is recuperating leave him alone,his able vice is keeping d flag flying. besides if he had dictator power, such things won't be on air.

But i really don't knows what your saying to the point

Which flag?
Which recreating?

What are you even saying actually?

pinkiecutie:
good evening romancelanders...

this evening Is so not a good one for me as I type this...
my senior bro just injured me because of his fiancee..

I had told him about my schooling and that I was leaving for school tomorrow.. (I asked him for money with all humility in me).
He promised giving me the money today, when he left for church I reminded him about the money ,his fiancee who was with him cut in and told him not to forget about the money for hair he had promised her...

He immediately signed and told me that he doesn't have money that I should leave him alone...
I tried protesting ( I held him mildly on the hand and he used one iron setting in the parlour to hit my hand...)
I'm so angry and depressed right now...
many questions are running through my mind right now...
i hate family ;'(

Nairaland is the wrongest place to seek advice because some people will now be telling you they knows where they sell Rat Poison.

Please where is Buhari when all these thing is happening

I does not even knows what people gains from washing this show. I think the battle life have been draw between Kemen andTboss

Goodluck & Osibanjo 2016.

Nigerians can only wish for this perfect combination come 2019.

PassingShot:
It seems Buhari has no trust in the youths of today.

Who will blame him though seeing how the Obanikoros, Diezannis, GEJs, Omisores, Fayoses et al proved to be untrustworthy.

What is this one saying

Proud son of the yoruba race.

We are proud of you our son.

PassingShot:
If not for democracy, many PDP stalwarts should have been shot at close range.

And that list include Anenih, Atiku, OBJ, IBB, GEJ, and their looting children including Andrew Yakubu, Dasuki, Diezanni, Akpobolokemi, Bafarawa, Alex Badeh, etc. Useless party!

What about Tinubu, Saraki, Amaechi, and Dogora?

KingGBsky:


lol....Oga abeg no kill me with laff.

I just tire for these Bme

PassingShot:

See a doctor/psychiatrist if you have medical conditions making you spit.

I knows that in your heart of heart you are regretting as you are foolishly supporting APC. You wish Goodluck was still the President. You are tired of a Daura President who does not knows that you even exit.

PassingShot:
PDP cannot even produce a Nigerian president again.

Maybe in the next life sha, who knows.

The one that APC produce where is he?

PassingShot:

Who is responsible for your frustration?

**spits***

PassingShot:
This administartion has surely built more roads in less than two years than what PDP built in 16 years.

Proof coming:

The world would have been a better place if condoms were used when some peoples parents were doing it.

I'm really ashamed of sharing thesame forum with chronic ineffectual buffoons with no sense of sensible reasoning.

On the other thread someone was bashing someone saying the person should be concerned about how a certain PDP man got his wealth but he is not concerned how a certain Tinubu got his own wealth with fleets of private jets.

Hypocrites everywhere.