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ProgrammingPlease How Do I Programme This? by whoelse1(op): 6:47pm On Aug 04, 2015
Good day Everyone,

My name is Stanley and i am an affiliate marketer. I don't know if there's anyone here who can direct me on how
to add a PHP script to my affiliate link that shows how many shares a prospects gets.

Don't know if I'm making sense.

I'm no programmer but what i mean in essence is lets say you
visit my site to get something,either information, e-book or a video that explains something
and before i allow you to get the information, you need to share my link to at least 5 people.

What i need to know now is how do i track or monitor you to truly know when you've
actually shared the link with the amount of people i asked you to and can such process
be automated without me actually monitoring to know when such action is taken.

I hope this makes more sense....

Please can anyone help?

Thanks folks
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Real Born Again Girl(+prayer Worrior) Be Romantic?? by whoelse1(m): 9:53pm On Apr 15, 2015
Who dash monkey banana... except na retired ashi who turned born again cos she's desperately searching for her beta half!

Buh d real Born Again frm birth who all her life na only spiritual tins she understand, forget it... Romance in dat marriage is dead and buried!!!

If care is not taken sef, constant sex go turn wah aka cos she doesn't even fink abt it... it's d least tin about it. She thinks more of God Dan u or d union... God dey sha!
PoliticsRe: List Of Members Of The Presidential Transition Committee by whoelse1(m): 11:01am On Apr 14, 2015
Seriously, I can't find deizani's name in dat list... is she not suppose to be there?

If she's not, who's gonna give account for all the money spent by her ministry?

I just dey ask oooo cos I no understand!
PoliticsRe: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by whoelse1(m): 8:12pm On Mar 30, 2015
Oya lets go there... No time!

Lets get this thing done once and for all...

I'm tired of waiting...
PoliticsRe: Bringbackjonathan2015: The Wages Of Impunity By Wole Soyinka by whoelse1(m): 6:29pm On Sep 13, 2014
Thank you sir! May the good Lord continue to bless you and grant you more wisdom!!! ȋ̝̊ shed tears seeing Nigeria degenerating to a level of unimaginable impunity... what kind of a country is this? ȋ̝̊ have long concluded that this country is cursed with leaders that are bereft of anything meaningful... Now how do you juxtapose Doyin Okupe's stance I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the bringbackjonathane2015 campaign? Did he really think from his anus before embarking on such frivolous journey (sycophant ȋ̝̊ must say). ȋ̝̊ pray for those canvassing to bring back Jonathan! Are we too blind to see d happenings around us or the damage his government has brought to our dear nation Nigeria or are we too ethnocentric as to see he has failed I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ all ramification...NO security,NO electricity,Roads are I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ deplorable conditions,NO Social welfare for it citizens,NO jobs (yet he claims to have created 1.2million jobs dis year),citizens provide their own water, the list is endless! ȋ̝̊ A̶̲̥̅♏ no PDP or APC apologist! ȋ̝̊ A̶̲̥̅♏ a young concerned Nigerian! Having travelled far and wide, i know and have felt real governance! Not this sham called government... Its quite unfortunate Jonathan is still @ the helm of affairs...If it were I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ an organised system,he would have been booted out long time ago for imcompetence... I LOVE NIGERIA
Technology MarketRe: how to make steady wins using the zero risk betting system by whoelse1(m): 11:18am On Sep 01, 2014
so how do we start...?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Meet A Self Taught Nigerian Artist That Paints With Biro ...PHOTO REALISTIC by whoelse1(m): 5:10am On Jul 21, 2014
I hail thee...
EducationPls Does Anybody Have Information About The Sale Of IJMB Form In Their School by whoelse1(op): 9:04am On Oct 15, 2013
Good day friend,
Pls I need information on the sale of ijmb form. Please someone should help me out! OAU students and odas help ooooo
PoliticsRe: Youth Take On Lawmaker Over NASS Expenditure (video) by whoelse1(m): 12:31pm On Oct 06, 2013
If you check, none of deir kids school here! Why would they want to resolve or make d educational sector work when it's got nofin 2do wiv dem! See I dey vex, I fit kill person oooo...
PoliticsRe: Youth Take On Lawmaker Over NASS Expenditure (video) by whoelse1(m): 12:29pm On Oct 06, 2013
Enoff of all dese! Less talk and more action! I wish we could just be as stubborn as d egyptians did to oust deir power,corrupt intoxicated leader out of power! If we can all come together with one voice oooo and match to dat aso rock, I tell you we go perform wonders! REVOLUTION REMAINS d only solution to our problems...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Telecom Jobs In Ibadan... by whoelse1(op): 2:38pm On Sep 03, 2013
olempe: You refused to name ur company and what u do and u're shouting one day left. Abi na Sugar Mummy Inc.?
Who asked for your opinion... Go get a job broda!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Telecom Jobs In Ibadan... by whoelse1(op): 12:18pm On Sep 01, 2013
Just one day left!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Telecom Jobs In Ibadan... by whoelse1(op): 4:31pm On Aug 30, 2013
crowntoro: ow do u mean?
Abeg ask him 4 me oooo
When one gets information b4 hand and jst trying to help, it becomes an issue!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Telecom Jobs In Ibadan... by whoelse1(op): 2:45am On Aug 30, 2013
engrhorla: If u really wanna help,be specific about d info. Wot posts are available,wot is d name,address of d company etc. Why just drop name & other stuffs,why not CV? Help if u wanna help joor
Really wanna help. Just submit your cv to the email addrtess provided asap!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Telecom Jobs In Ibadan... by whoelse1(op): 4:26pm On Aug 29, 2013
As a staff of the company, I thought it wld be helpful for those who are still seeking for a meaningful employment! Hence make hay while its still available!
Jobs/VacanciesTelecom Jobs In Ibadan... by whoelse1(op): 3:11pm On Aug 29, 2013
Are you an indigene of Oyo or you're based in Ibadan, a telecom operator Is URGENTLY seeking to recruit young,vibrant and intelligent people into its fold with the aim of increasing its customer base in Oyo State.

Minimum requirement: SSCE
Salary : 50 - 100k depending on your level of qualification
Entry closes 2nd September, 2013

If you qualify, send your names, qualification, sex and phone number to chukwustan40@gmail.com

NOTE: Oyo based people only...
PoliticsRe: PHCN No Service No Pay Poster by whoelse1(m): 1:03pm On Jul 23, 2013
chess guru: No light in my street since april!!!
One lady J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ came a few hours ago 2 check something on our meter. I told her I felt like lynching her on the spot, she J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ laughed.


You for lynch am naahh... This pple piss me off. As I write this,I'm holding in my hand the bill for the month of June! Just imagine in we only had light for just 3-5days in total in the month of June and this baggas billed me #47,086! I've made up my mind not (o pay one kobo... And I go dey use light. Na thunder go fire all of dem! If only we all will rise and fight this injustice like the Arabs r doing!






















I don't think she understood how serious I meant it
CelebritiesRe: Odemwingie Tweets About His Exclusion From Super Eagles by whoelse1(m): 4:40pm On Dec 24, 2012
Venchy: Can he talk to his club side manager like that in Premiership, hell NO, he'll have no place in WEST BROMWICH .

Boy talk like an expose player and not an IGNORANT with no diplomatic sense after all this years of exposure.

Afterall you are not MESSI or RONALDO, average player like you, that's why MY dear WENGER never buys people like you.
where is ur sense dis man... must everybody be like Messi Or Ronaldo? If you must know, those players play in a well structured system unlike Nigeria league where corruption is the order of the day.Simply because this guy is trying to tell the truth, we wan crucify am...
Nff stinksssss. Ozase gives everythinh whenever he plays for this God forsaken Nation and now he's being called all sorts of names... My broda carry on,leave dem jare
PoliticsRe: What Other Business Has Okada Ban Affected by whoelse1(m): 11:05am On Dec 01, 2012
It has promoted the business of trekking from Mile12 to Okokomaiko grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Picture Of A Deeper Life Couple On Their Wedding Day. by whoelse1(m): 12:07pm On Nov 27, 2012
I prefer this to show my BREAST TO THE WHOLE WORLD...Ladies should at least have some sense of decency
and not display your body which serves as the temple of GOD to the whole wide world...
PoliticsRe: Abdusallam Abubakar & Stella Oduah Indicted In N230B Oil Scam by whoelse1(m): 8:47pm On Jul 23, 2012
I don tireeeee......

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