₦airaland Forum

MissLAP:
Go and find a woman to marry o.
It's very hard for a girl to use condom as they don't even think about it. If you had fk her it's very possible you dived into a house painted with over 37 raw sticks.

That's marine girls for you!

Bruh so pple outchea gettin married for life cos of this?, dude really adviced sumone to go get married, y'all see this? where tf y'all nighas be frm? ong u funny asl

NobleSeed:
comrade what's this?
If virgin moan with this stuff make I no win 2023 election

But there's still a chance oboy gettn more pssy den u...

AbujaCitiBlog:
His Excellency Peter Obi made a serious error being at the Presidential Debate. Tinubu snubbed the Debate and Atiku sent his Vice Presidential Candidate. It was a master stroke to show downgrade the debate as second rate. Obi, should have just stood up and announce that he won't be debating with Vice Presidential Candidates. He is too nice and despite public support for him, he might loose because of this.

He should have walked out and tell the organizers that he will only debate with Presidential candidates.

this is facts

nightfox01:
You sound very privileged I think you are well to do I pray for you not to come back to square one if you do the pain and heartbreak from people who ya sacrificed a lot for can drive you nuts

It's a whole Lotta assumption goin on in ur sentences but okayyy say what u want, since when did giving become mandatory? do it if u want and say nothin abt it, if not then dn't make excuses on Why u didn't. No one is gon slap u for not doing it in the first place... If u ask me, that guilty conscience kicking in and that's Why the author clearing his/ her mind in a "romance session" Lo those kids was gon say "thank u n appreciate "no matter the amount they got tipped with.

nightfox01:
Listen bro for some time in life I've been pondering on a lot if you have ever been broke and those you helped burn ya it will take a lot to get back from I've helped niggas and when you are down everybody leaves.
I wanted to help them that is my nature but a little test reminded me of how f*d life is and how I'm the only looking out for myself and a little play or test hit it home for me

It's crazy hw ppl who dn't kno me or my struggle are in my mentions talkn crazy abt sum I careless abt, I respect pple who wanna hv matured conversation n that's Why I chose to respond to u. See bruh if there's sum ive learned at this point in my life, u can't put ur expectations of pple on them, pple will do them regardless so why not do u regardless. I guess i'm cut from a different material then, yes pple are fucced up but that won't stop me for being me, if God put me in a position to bless the hand of those kids in the streets or who eva i'm givin to, I will do it because I want to. but that's just me tho,. errbody can't be built the same. "Nobody can hv ur bacc like u, so Ion expect nighas to cum thru for me like I did for them". I can only wish they was like me.

nightfox01:
In as much as we live in a society with inordinate amount of riches juxtaposed with poverty one will always wonder about the true state of the human nature. I went to the shopping Mart to get on or two confectionery namely bubble gum and a moisturizer on my way out from the entrance which also serves as the exit I saw a lady being rushed by these children who always beg for alms numbering almost a dozen,she shooed them away and drove off. I have not seen anyone help these kids I have always pitied and my heart always gets mad whenever i see people brush them off while clutching onto their items. So while retrieving my sling bag from the security corner I sighted a man well dressed sunglasses,shoes on fleek middle aged man with a slight white patch on his beard he gave this kids I think a hundred naira notes about two or three while he continued bouncing in with his babe. As I proceeded outside these kids rushed me like those demons I watched in doctor strange multiverse of madness I tried to ignore them like we all do suddenly I was hit with a feeling the unmistakable feeling of thrist so I hissed to a young satchel water seller a little girl of about nine or ten when she came these kids where still clawing around me I took a satchel of water and asked the most eldest of the beggars to pay for me obviously I had seen him collect all the money earlier. All of a sudden this kids pretend not to hear me and started to avoid eye contact with me just like everyone around treats them some started to slowly moon slide away from me the eldest one being the one with all the money avoided eyecontact and walked away slowly pretending not to hear me,they gave me same treatment everyone gives them I smiled ;DI opened my sling bag from my 5k change I singled out 20 naira paid and entered Keke there and then I smiled I wanted to give them 2k if they had paid twenty naira, from the money the man had given them I have lost sympathy a bit for them and it goes to show how greedy man is everybody wants to take but no one wants to give I had same experience with some friends I paid for accommodation years back when I needed help they left me in the dust

what is this So y'all outchea testing children b4 u can bless them lol just say u never really wanted to tip them up cos wtf this life done turned into. U dead wrong

IamPowerful:
She asked this guy to get a bigger appartment, they are both in 3 bedroom apartments, but she insists the guy get a bigger appartment, not that she wants to pay, but the guy still have to incure that cost, the guy refused, so decided to pack out, on a note that she wants to focus on her self,

she packed out of your apartment on the note that she wants to focus on herself, without sorting for your approval, what should you do? What does it mean?
I shade a great light on what it means & what should do using the instance of message i got from a guy on what should he do, after becouse the guy ride on
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CtFXELUTink&feature=share&si=EMSIkaIECMiOmarE6JChQQ

Sayless, ah save y'all the click. SEND HER BOGUS ASS BACC TO THE SKREETS !!!! �

SolidWind:
What is the aim of this post?

apparently,the society done made it seem like every Yung made financially stable nigha in the country is into some kind of criminal activity, basically when u walk outside dripped out with ur dreads and tattoos, the community automatically consider u a yahoo boy.. when a Yung person is arrested for fraud or ritual killings check the blogs headlines
" A YAHOO BOY AS BEEN ARRESTED FOR FRAUD" vs

"A YAHOO BOY AS BEEN ARRESTED FOR BEHEADING A 13yr OLD FOR RITUAL SACRIFICE"

Nine times outta ten, the similarities between the two different pple is they're both young pple, they both have dreads, they both own a car and they both hv tattoos and dress flashy...

So the feds don't go after Fraudsters or Ritualist, they go after YAHOO BOYS

Who is YAHOO BOYS ? Who dropped the tag
YAHOO BOYS ? the streets where I'm frm we dn't kno what yahoo boys is
Last time I checked yahoo is a global media and tech company

all I wrote down might not make sense to u but it's fine it makes sense to me

Because the tag yahoo boys is doing harm to Yung pple in the country and they still can't realize that
the tag yahoo boys is the reason the police dn't respect the law of right to privacy
The tag yahoo boys is the reason sarz went out of line and triggered the biggest riot and couple massacres in Nigeria history. Same reason a police man have an excuse to kidnap Yung Nigerians to a bush then rip them off all their funds via transfer.

It gets scarier but what do I know ? we tryna survive

Nemesis0147:
calling Ritualists yahoo boys is an insult to the real G boys
Ritualists aren’t smart and don’t stress it!!

Yahoo boys crack their brains 247 with sleepless nights...the op is pained

U missed the whole point but okayy go off ..

Obascoetubi:
u no know yahoo plus abi?

cut the malarkey

Internetfraud is a type cybercrime fraud or deception which makes use of the Internet and could involve hiding of information or providing incorrect information for the purpose of tricking victims out of money, property, and inheritance.

How on earth they managed to merch these group of pple with Ritualist to call them YAHOO BOYS in Nigeria is crazzzzy

Homicide and Cybercrime is two different charges or sentences in a court of law

Commin:
if de juju go collect human no do,if na ram or animals fine,most ppl don't understand there pastors, politicians do worst to attain height,but all we can see is just the success but no one go tell u as e go

They're just sum pple who's built different, they'll be involved in all criminal activity set by the law just to get the bag but won't get caught up with ritual killing. that's a different hussle, I won't try to condemn it but just the streets where we grew up frm we handle sh!t differently. THE GRIND .

Ann21:
Stay away from fraudsters but they won't listen

fraudsters scam pple, killers kill pple, these are different type of pple, allat nonsense they bring up tryna merch ritualist and internet fraudsters = Yahoo boys is senseless. Only happens in Nigeria just cuz it's both Yung pple gettin' money.

With this bein said there's nuffin like yahoo boys, it's just a hate slur formed by pple who ha8 to see Yung pple in Nigeria live above the standard the system created.

Internet fraudsters, ritualist or a killer ask a lawyer !!!!

iLegendd:
How to Protect Your Legit Money from Criminals Like EFCC and the Govt.

The EFCC is set up for a good reason, but Nigerians are the ones employed to work there. You know what I mean.

As you know, most of these employees are poor, broke, rugged, and hungry and the ones who are manageably rich want more. Greed is ingrained in 99% of humans, even animals.

For wanting more, they go after innocent and legit Internet entrepreneurs like young Amazon KDP millionaires, young YouTube millionaires, skit makers, bloggers, etc. and tag them Yahoo boys the moment these guys make more money than their boss.

They feel a young Nigerian isn't supposed to be a millionaire and if he is, but must be through fraud. I don't blame them, but the real fraudsters who tarnish the image of the good and hard working entrepreneurs.

No matter how you try to defend yourself and how legit you are with evidence, they'll not listen because 97% of the EFCC workers are poor, desperate, and hungry.

They'll find any means to extort you, freeze your account, etc. even if you're the most legit person on Earth.

I read a story of how they dealt with an Amazon millionaire author called Victor Ojionu and a young YouTube millionaire called Jude Bela.

Google them and read about how they suffered in the hands of hungry EFCC boys despite how legit they were with 100% evidence of their source of income.

Who am I for you to listen to? I'm an Amazon author just like Victor and trust me, I have made legit millions too from Amazon. How have I been able to protect myself?

1. I don't withdraw all my Dollars to a Nigerian bank account as Victor and Jude did — be it domiciliary or not.

2. I receive my money into my foreign bank account and from this account, I send it to a crypto account that receives fiat and from this crypto exchange, I distribute it into my 30 to 50 other crypto and stock exchanges I'm registered with. This means all my eggs are not in a basket.

3. I keep the money there in USDT, USDC or BUSD for a long time until the crypto market crashes, then I gradually start buying some promising coins or stocks. Buy the dip, but not with all your money.

4. At the same time, I have 30 to 50 Nigerian bank accounts (including online banks you can create from home). In these Nigerian bank accounts, I don't keep up to 100k Naira in each. Why so many options? Because if you don't have options in Nigeria, be it in relationship or money, you'll regret. Two months ago, GTB blocked my account and ATM. Why? I don't know and don't even care. How much is inside? Less than 10k. I sent them a message to unblock my account, but I haven't checked if they've replied or not because I have options.

5. Don't buy shiny things fast and push an envious neighbor into thinking something must be fishy and end up reporting you out of jealousy. So, don't make your neighbors jealous with flashy cars and houses. Pipe low and protect your legit money first from evil eyes.  Live like a common man for some years and invest your money in appreciating assets, not liabilities.

6. When you need millions in Naira to use instantly for a payment, withdraw them in batches and send out immediately because the bank and police are not your friends and never will be.

7. God and your money are the only friends you have on Earth. Everyone else either wants your downfall, not to be better than them, or share your money with them. So, be smart with your money and your moves in life and please, stay legit and have peace of mind.

8. Finally, don't save your money in Naira except it's less than 100k. Why? It keeps depreciating in value and always will because of bad leadership, low export, and poor economic team.

Be wise, be smart.

Lawyer uppp !!!!!

Finnese001:
back then, we were staying at okpoko, Onitsha (nnewe street precisely) for those of you who knows okpoko very well but I can't give you the house address. So I was just 6 years then. my dad was a business man in main market and my mom is selling foodstuffs at mogamble market there in okpoko too. so there is this Anty who happens to be our caretaker's daughter. Everytime me and other kids were playing outside and by that time Mom and Dad has gone out. she will call me like she wanted to send me on an errand but she will took me to her brother's room (her brother that time is not always always around, only came once in a while). When we get in the room, she will force me to be licking her pvssy. The first time I did it, I literally don't like the taste, and when I refuse to oblige to her command, she will say to me "I will tell your mummy" and I will became scared and have no other option than to do it. There is this particular day that I blatantly refused to do it, as I was heading outside, I sited my mom sitting somewhere close to our door and I became scared that this Anty will go and report me to my mom, and immediately I went back inside and do it lol. This thing continues until we leave that house.


mynd44
lalasticlala

When we was younger, we wanted older women to sexually abuse us but it never happened, tf is y'all Talkin abt? cos ion Kno no grown man that's mad a woman touched them in their Yung age.

Finnese001:
back then, we were staying at okpoko, Onitsha (nnewe street precisely) for those of you who knows okpoko very well but I can't give you the house address. So I was just 6 years then. my dad was a business man in main market and my mom is selling foodstuffs at mogamble market there in okpoko too. so there is this Anty who happens to be our caretaker's daughter. Everytime me and other kids were playing outside and by that time Mom and Dad has gone out. she will call me like she wanted to send me on an errand but she will took me to her brother's room (her brother that time is not always always around, only came once in a while). When we get in the room, she will force me to be licking her pvssy. The first time I did it, I literally don't like the taste, and when I refuse to oblige to her command, she will say to me "I will tell your mummy" and I will became scared and have no other option than to do it. There is this particular day that I blatantly refused to do it, as I was heading outside, I sited my mom sitting somewhere close to our door and I became scared that this Anty will go and report me to my mom, and immediately I went back inside and do it lol. This thing continues until we leave that house.


mynd44
lalasticlala

When we was younger, we wanted older women to sexually assault us but it never happened

Sex facts ;

Nine times outta ten, during sex men dn't notice what women don't like Abt their bodies, so what are u insecured about?

Surround yourself with positivity, confidence is a mindset

Yunno what's crazy ? it's natural to be a little insecure in bed

VOsimhen144:
My boss is a buccaneer, I have peacefully worked with him for 3 years and till now he doesn't know that I'm a strong Eiye man.

We Eiye fly above the mountains & above blue sky that's the reason he didn't notice I'm a bird man. All JoJo are highly rugged. Airlord, akoko nest, Parrot May we all continue to fly safe. HabaKrier! don't let them stab my blue beret.

May u continue to fly ruggedly till u sight that blacc n red bonnet then tremble when you see the fire in the eyes of the vulture, for the bones and skulls of all airLord will continue to roll n their blood will continue to flow like sea for the BG's to slide on