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Even the president himself is a contradiction

a good talker is a good Thief. Right now Nigerians doesnt need someone who will talk them into voting but someone who will act. Buhari has proven he has zero tolerance for corruption which I think is the core of Nigerians problems. It is in Nigeria you find someone who steals fowl being sentenced to death but anyone that steals billions a smart man. I think we Nigerians are enlightened enough now to know what we want and going by what we see everyday we are not progressing. For 16years Pdp have deceived us, corruption is at is peak and as long as GEJ remains in power he will be clueless and Nigeria will steadily steer backwards.

Osibanjo maybe largely unknown, but isn't it what mainstream Nigerians have been clamouring for? A fresh breath away from all these recycled politicians. We cannot eat our cake and have it. If Buhari had chosen Amaechi, Oshimoye, Fashola, some people will still pose their objections to the decision.

Truth is Majority of Nigerians are just tired of Oga Jonah and Pdp so it doesnt really matter who APC presents as VP we just need change. Like wole soyinka said : "Only four sets of people will vote for the PDP:

(1) Those who are intellectually blind,
(2) those who are blinded by ethnicity,
(3) those who are blinded by corruption and therefore afraid of the unknown, should power change hands, &
(4) those who are suffering from a combination of the above terminal sicknesses"

We need Bestluck in 2015, it's clear Goodluck is not good enough.

We need Bestluck in 2015, it's clear Goodluck is not good enough.

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] Well, have you heard of Pontius Pilate before? He was the judge that delivered Jesus to the Jews and washed his hands thereafter.

A reasonable person would have resigned after all that has happened during this tenure but NO he still have more havoc to commit ... By the way aso rock na your papa house?

A reasonable person would have resigned after all that happened during his tenure but then NO! He this devil wants to commit more havoc. Also rock na ur papa house ?

Going by people opinion on the Internet if half of the people online register to vote in the coming election ... Mehn GEJ done lose be that

I no go surprise if 9ice done go use this horse do Ise tho

MuguliciousMUGU:
The headline should be "Tambuwal picks his failure form".
Sokoto can't accept a man that insults A great president.

I actually dont give a spoon or a F=ck about Tambuwal but wait did you just call GEJ a great president you are super dumb or paid if you think so and i thinks the previous (super dumb) describe you the most

That long without sex? That puna go get cobweb be that na

Oshiomole and fashola (either one as president and vp) combination will be perfect tho[color=#990000][/color]

Jaywilzee:
The return of amodu.......(Part 3),after qualifying d eagles,u'll be relief of ur post as usual..

Bros this ur English tho

JAY JAY OKOCHA!!! So good that they named him twice!! ... Only a fool will argue this

Modern day prophets of Baal I guess

The op might be on point tho. God forbid if my family was kidnapped and I am part of the protesters common sense will tell me to hold the missing person picture which didn't happen abi the parents no get their pickin picture?

The international community came to help find them and all of a sudden we hear of them no more.

Btw I heard some of the girls are already pregnant abi shey sambisa forest done get hospital?

Obviously freeing the missing girls will be a plus for the govt. they should have been able to trail the terrorists when they go and get food for the girls. Feeding about 270 people is no child play and if it is via air they can track it as well.

Everyone has a right to think what they like but as usual some people will just jump into ur post and want to teach u how to think their way by insulting you.... You are welcome to try cuz fools will only insult cuz they have nothing meaningful upstairs

I will vote 'nd'

Zuma abeg lemme send my account number to you na . I promise the money will be adequately utilized

These pdp stats are not reflecting in the average Nigerians day to day life sha. Nigerians know better

Tribalism dey kill us

These stats pdp are explaining doesn't reflect to the average Nigerians economy tho. We Nigerians know better sha

BUT WHERE IS REMINISCE!!

kilokeys:
what could hundred mill give?
houses, cars, the fab life?... then what?
if bill gates of $70 bill dolls says it makes sense to believe in God..
so whats my excuse?

all emptiness.. ill rather just fade into oblivion if there was no God, than trudge on here chasing after the wind

Ever thought it is way better to cry in a bentley than cry on a bike ?yea i think so too ... besides you can go back to your faith when you are getting old and your kids are accomplished

jamace:
All these pastors are opposites of JESUS and his apostles.
-Jesus perform miracle to feed the hungry. The pastors threaten the poor and hungry to pay tithe.
- Jesus Wine and dine with sinners. The pastors wine and dine with who is who in the society.
-Jesus goes to the wilderness to fast and pray. These pastors sleep in mansions with airconditioned rooms and prays only for more prosperity.
-Jesus had no house or properties. These pastors are businessmen with mansions and private jets.
-Jesus preaches about holiness. These pastors preach prosperity, how you get it is not their concern.
-Jesus was a friend of the poor. If you are not a gov, senator, president or a man of timber and caliber, these pastors will not associate with you.
-Jesus had no body guards or house guards. These pastors move in convoys with powerful security escorts. Devil baptize you if you go near their wellfortfied houses, the security men will beat hell out of you.
-e.t.c
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Nicely said bro dont also forget that in Mat 21:12 Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. these days our churches are markets where stuffs like cds, pastors bulletins and books, even foods are being sold more expensive within the church premises than the actual market places...and their schools are too expensive. if your dad is a rich babalawo you will be given admission but a poor church member might not be able to gain admission there

justi4jesu:
Church money is for building the church and helping those in Need.

that is what we used to think but now just like the police station na business center

stop dreaming nobody will give you 100 million

This woman can never turn me on tho

sanyablaze:
Hello, fam.
Today, we’re going to mess around with Nigerian
hip hop. You know, I used to be one of those so
called ‘hip hop heads.’ If it wasn’t Methodman,
Redman, Scarface, Rakim, Pac , Biggie,Big Pun,
S laughterhouse or some underground rapper that
98% of the population didn’t know, I wasn’t
bumping it. We were the hard kids in baggies
dissing the skinny jeans kids.


Then with the
emergence of rappers like Modenine, M.I and the
Terry tha Rapman, I decided to give Nigerian hip
hop a chance. I remember hearing Modenine’s
‘Pentium IX’, my mind was blown. I remember
staying up all night to hear M.I’s ‘Talk About It’
over and over again.


More so, as I grew older, I realized that music is
essentially about the melody. So any musician
that could make me nod my head and move my
feet is cool with me. All those hard rappers
talking about how they kill people and smoke all
day have no claim on me no more. Don’t get me
wrong, I still appreciate talent. I still invest my
data more on conscious and underground music
than the mainstream ones. I’m just not as stiff as I
used to be. No more forcing myself to hate an
artiste just ‘cause he has lots of fans. poo, I’m into


Wizkid now and I think Solid Star is probably
Nigeria’s most underrated artiste.
I enjoyed my relationship with Nigerian hip hop
for a while. Then the money started coming and
they started running out of Ideas. Witty
punchlines were replaced by watery ones. When
you try and raise this, the rappers will call you a
hater who’s just hating on their success, like Mr
Incredible said in his latest single, ‘Chairman,’
“have you eaten today? Then why are you hating?”


This piece is just to let them know that
we the fans are disappointed in them for putting
in far less time thinking of intelligent punchlines
than they do drafting lists of rich men to praise in
their next single (refer to M.I’s ‘Chairman’ and
Iceprince’s ‘Northerner’). Ladies and gentlemen,
Nigerian hip hop is the
new Fuji.


If your favourite rapper is herE, please don’t be
mad at me. I’m not saying they’re wack, i’m just
saying that particular line is. And if you feel these
aren’t wack, please forgive me, I have high
standards. If you feel you have heard wacker
punchlines, feel free to use the comment section.



10. “Life is not fair, I’m thinking of how to bleach”
– ICEPRINCE, NIGERIAN BET CYPHER, VARIOUS
ARTISTES
The amazing thing is that people actually think this
is clever. Like what the Bleep does this even
mean? How does your bleaching help life get fair?
This looks like something I would have written at
age ten when my now rested dream of being a
rapper was just conceived, definitely not what
you want to put on BET cypher where ‘killers’ like
Modenine and X.O Senavoe will be on. Yeah,
everybody loves Iceprince but it’s not because of
his clever lyrics, it’s because he comes out with
monster hit songs……… once in three years.



9.“You leave me messed up, now I’m feeling like
a fart” – VECTOR, ‘TICKLE ME’ ft Chuddy K We all
love Vector. Nigga has mad tracks under
his belt. Raise your hands if you still bump ‘Get
Down’. The Bar-Rack mixtape had its highs and
lows. It boasts of ‘Stay Scheming’ ‘Intro’ and
‘Tuwo’. But most of the tracks were just fillers. I
think he’s trying too hard with the metaphors. I
blame the people around him who tell him “men,
that poo is drugs!”
Like really?! Messed up and feeling like a fart?
Apart from the fact that it’s generic, it’s plain silly.
We love you Vector, but not all tracks should be
released.


8.“I really wish we last long, Anaconda.”
ICEPRINCE, ‘MORE’
Here is our beloved Iceprince again. I find it
difficult commenting on this one because the
stupidity speaks for itself. Dude, you don’t have
to come up with corny Bottom punchlines like this
just because you want to rhyme. Truth is, this
whole list could have been made of bad lines
from this song alone, but I’ll just use this one as a
point of contact. Brother Iceprince should have
just written a love letter to the babe jeje instead of
infesting our airwaves with this song.


7. “ I’m so
fly, my plane never lands. Like Michael
Jackson’s park, Neverland” – PHENOM, ‘OMO
NAIJA’
I actually love the ‘Omo Naija’ track, mostly
because of its infectious hook. Maybe I’m just
hating on this line because I expected more from
Phenom.
First of all, ‘i’m so fly, my plane never lands’ was
wack, then dude had to go on and explain
‘Never land’ to us. Who the Bleep did you make
the track for, five year olds? If this was a
freestyle , I wouldn’t mind but I’m sure this was
written, and so he must have been pretty
impressed with the line for him to release it.
Let me kick a rhyme for Phenom.
Dear Phenom, this is sad,
Like Michael Jackson’s death, sad.



6. “Na jollof music, no be rice and stew” – LYNXXX,
‘EZIOKWU’ Ft Various Artistes.
I poo you not, brethren, Lynxxx actually said
that.
I think he should join Nollywood. His nice
physique will be a welcome replacement for the
pot bellied, mid-fourties lead actors we have.
Because, truth is he’s bleeping up the music
industry and his looks is the only thing giving
him any sort of buzz. The nigga has never
impressed, either intentionally or otherwise.
Some might say he was just having fun but I say
this is lazy writing. If you want to get away with
lines likes like this, make highlife music.
With lines like this, little wonder there’s nobody
looking out for any new Lynxxx music.



5. “IF YOU’RE SLEEPING ON ME, IT MUST BE
UNDER-
COVER/ GET IT?”- X.O SENAVOE-TAXI MUSIC
The only thing worse than this punchline is the fact
that X.O actually had the nerve to repeat the
line then asked “get it”?! What in the actual
Bleep?
This line is TOO BASIC to even repeat or even ask
us if we get it!
Music lovers are not retards,STOP asking us if we
get silly and corny lines!
He just had to mess up an otherwise good track
with a line like this…..please,no more punchlines
that sound like you’re rapping for an autistic
audience.



4. “LIKE A CALENDAR, I’VE GOT DATES”- PHYNO
FT OLAMIDE. – GHOST MODE
Wait…wait…wait, can you feel your brain cells
dying already?? Fam, this here is just a shame,
let’s work with this punchline and provide phyno
with more punchlines…
“Like a toolbox, I’ve got tools” (._.) Oga Sarz,oya
gimme one mad beat, I’ve arrived!
Bonus dead punchline by phyno- “my beat is the
killer-serial” WTF ??


3) “I’M MILK IN THE GAME,
NO TEA HOMIE”- ICE
PRINCE, JUJU
And its a hattrick for the rapper everyone loves!
I’m starting to suspect Iceprince is dating a
kindergaten chick….nothing else can explain
these kind of sappy lines. Please call the
pallbearers…there’s a deadline
here waiting to be buried. Iceprince is really great
at outdoing himself…
If you still have a brain at this point, I
congratulate you,proceed to the last two lines
with utmost caution…


2) “THESE NIGGERS SPASTIC
RHYME, MIKE TYSON”-
REMINISCE, OMO NAIJA REMIX
I’ve played this line like 50million times and it still
makes absolutely no sense.
So,I’ve been forced to conclude that in the
struggle to rhyme, Reminisce just coined one of the
stupidest punchlines ever.
To be fair to be him,he seemed to be totally out of
depth throughout the song…still, its unfair to pry
our ears with totally senseless poo cos you
wanna prove you can spit punchlines in English.


1) “WHEN YOU HEAR TO-TO, TONTO DIKE”-
ERIGGA FT OLAMIDE, PAPER BOI
I swear to God I didn’t make this up…a Nigerian
rapper actually said this!! Wait let’s play this
again….
“When you hear to-to, toto dike”
Fam,are you still waiting for a punchline deader
than this?
His name’s Erigga, Mr. “The gbana wey I dey
smoke big pass ur fan base” (._.)
Y’all better get out of here while you still have
brain cells….
And if you’ve got punchlines deader than these,
feel free to drop a comment….

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Phyno line was okay tho like seriously I don't know what LYNXXX is doing with rap, those two words should never be in the same sentence. He should try nollywood