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dvdon: Bros if ur brodas don't say it where u r is either u r much younger than them or u r far older than them

I don't think so. It is just not an important issue to be discussed.

Abdul-Majeed:
do u think its normal for a yoruba guy to marry an igbo or hausa girl?

Yes. Anything else ?

bennyraz: coming from someone that as nt created a thread before.. See mentality. Wtf

I don't have to have created a thread before to be able to see the trend of the group. See your f*cked up mentality. WTF.

GB102: Why is it dat wen a guy opens a thread only 3 or 4 comments no matter
How intresting d topic is.but if a lady opens one and na one useless topic
Everyone go comment and people will b comending her on Ђδω nice
And luvly her post is.
All U̶̲̥̅̊ anti-men, God is watching.
U̶̲̥̅̊ guys shouldn't boda replyin my post cos I knw am a guy but the truth must b told

Very correct and I have been wondering that myself.

Of course not. Nasty.

Nadoson: Pls my fellow NL's If we use spoon 2 eat rice,
wash our hands b4 eatn garri,
use fork 2 eat yam, indomie & meat.
Den What type of food do we UnCloth b4 eating?

Excuse me ?

We nigerian self we can be very very local in the way we behave and think. See how we are rushing to say the man is to blame or the woman is to blame.It is too late for that.

Let's say the worse happens and a woman tricked me into having a baby I will not say because she did that, that I will not feed my son or daughter.It is not the child's fault. I will look after my child but have nothing to do with the mother !

dvdon: This is a question guys normally gist of when it comes to marriage or settling down let's read ur view on this

Says who ? Never heard of brothers gisting about such things but give me a virgin any day.

Gonna be very very very awkward calling a lady the same age as me mama Not gonna happen.

Jubal01: I dnt blame u. I blame dat dirty agbero dat impregnatd ur useles ashawo mum 2 gv birth 2 a bastard lyk u. I run an NGO whr i specialy manage bastards lyk u. Frm al indicatns, ur fuly qualified. I'l lyk 2 knw d slump u live in, so i can go pick u up n gv u a new lease of lyf. Idiot. Fool! U beta tame ur tongue or sumbdy els wil do dat 4u.

Listen, I cannot understand the nonsense you have written so I am going to go ahead and disregard it.

Why don't you at least try and complete your secondary school education and stop masquerading as a management undergraduate? At least then you won't be a failure in everything. It's not too late. Give me a shout if you need some pointers

freecocoa: "I think its a mistake to have asked you out but that doesn't mean i love you any less"

Now you are having a conversation with your partner on how you think the relationship is boring and he just blurts out the above lines after taking a long look at you.

Ladies, how will you react to that?will you pick offense and feel insulted?heck will you call it quits?

Guys, if you were to be the one that said that to your girl, how best can you explain what that means?does it mean you are tired of the relationship? Discuss

Have you done the obvious and asked him what he meant ? Isn't the one who made the comment the best person to explain what it means ?

Jubal01: Am vry qualified. Its a management job, nd am a management graduate. I tink u av a point dia. Bt u c, dia is d naija facto whr even if i leta on 'earn' dia trust, she myt use ha influence 2 scuttle it. It hapns. D bst dnt alwys get d bst.

Which kind of management graduate writes like this ? Like someone who lost some of his fingers. Management in what ? Bus conductorology ?

omotola1: I am sure we all have very deep secrets. I think some secrets should better remain secrets. Does this equate unfaithfulness?
What is the deepest secret you can‘t tell your lover?

Why don't you start by telling us yours ?

Peterjosh: Please nairalanders i need your help on a current situation trending now in my life.I have a younger sister around 16yrs old and she has a friend that is currently trying to seduce me into a relationship with her but i dont want to be in that relationship but i am getting more lustful with her every time we are alone.Though i am not in any relationship now and i had neuer been in any before.Please i need your advice on how to resist seduction.

OP, don't mind the other posters who like to waste peoples' time here with their nonsense. I know you are a helpless agbaya, sorry I mean man, with this small girl so let me help you.

Look for one of those very strong and heavy doors. You know, the one with heavy metal. when you find one, open it wide then stand back well, bend and put your head between the door and the door frame on the wall, just slightly, preferably at an angle of 105 degrees. with one hand on the wall and the other holding the door knob, close your eyes then start thinking about this girl. Immediately the sweet picture of this girl appears, simultaneously slam the door on that block head of yours, very hard. If possible do it thrice in succession. if this doesn't completely remove the temptation nothing else will. Please come back and report.Good luck.

Kulas: What will you do if you were in my shoe and what advice can you give?.

Isn't it obvious ? This is not rocket science.

Even those in planet pluto know that married women and men cheat so what is so shocking about your situation ? You sound like a reasonably intelligent individual and should already know the right course of action to take.

Kirinwa: I'll pass on this for I see it as a distraction in my search for my love.

Whatever.

Kirinwa: Son you don't understand.Have you ever been in love? She's my inspiration!

Boy, whether I understand or not is irrelevant. You can inspire yourself away however you want that's your problem. I only just passed to you what Lizzy said. Have you come back from conquering the kingdoms ?

Kirinwa: I want to openly declare my true love for Lizzylois.Baby ever since I set my eyes on you,I feel I feel I can conquer kingdoms.Come to me my love and together we can achieve our destinies. I truly love you with my heart.

My friend, Lizzy just called she said OK you should go ahead and conquer those kingdoms so you can hold small money then she will come to you. Safe journey.

bishopz: A girl had really talked abt her boyfrnd to her female frnds. She told them how rich, caring, generous & handsome her guy is, and that he will be coming to visit her the next evening. Expectations from everyone were high.
The guy actually came d next evening as he promised but with a loaf of AGEGE BREAD as a gift to his girl.
The girl was very annoyed &disapointed. She threw d bread at the guy & insulted him to d fullest in d presence of everyone.
Embittered, d guy pick the AGEGE BREAD, sliced it into two & behold, A CAR KEY & An ENGAGEMENT RING fell out of d bread.

Now the questions:
(1) If u are the girl, what will u do?
(2) If u are the boy will u 4give the girl?

Enjoy ur day.

I ate a bowl of oatmeal today.