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Celebrities / Re: Freeze Laments About Pentecostal Churches Who Make Members Pay Tithe With App by WILLYBABS(m): 11:00am On Nov 28, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Tuface Idibia, D’banj And Tiwa Savage Attend Toke Makinwa's Book Launch by WILLYBABS(m): 10:46am On Nov 28, 2016
Endtime celebrities... you wantu blind our eyes, God is watching you in 3D.

BTW,,,

Momo Kemi was complaining about one person being slutty...are these her pics below?

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NYSC / Re: My NYSC Camp Experience: Iseyin Camp, Oyo State B2'15 by WILLYBABS(m): 10:44am On Nov 28, 2016
agrovick:


Served in Burutu, Okpe Kingdom is what we called that male hostel that is shaped in form of a square.
Oh! I served under Okpe LGA, Warri South Zone, Burutu is under too. I stayed in Okpe Kingdom too, that big but dirty hostel. Batch B 2016, stream 2
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Toke Makinwa Over Booklaunch Dress: 'it's Slutty & Improper by WILLYBABS(m): 10:39am On Nov 28, 2016
Is it this pesin that is talking?

Politics / Re: UK Opens Fresh Investigation Of Corrupt Policemen Involved In Ibori’s Trial by WILLYBABS(m): 8:47am On Nov 28, 2016
Guy: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant But I Always Use
Protection ..How's Come Its Possible??
Doctor : Let Me Tell You A Story
There Was Once A Hunter Who Always Carries Gun
Wherever He Goes..One Day He Took His Umbrella
Instead Of His Gun And Went Out...A Lion Suddenly
Jumped In Front Of Him..In Oder To Scare The Lion
..The Hunter Used His Umbrella Like A Gun To Shot
The Lion.. The Lion Died
Guy: Nonsense. Nonsense!!! Someone Else Must've
Shot The Lion..
Doctor : I'm Glad You Understand The Story

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NYSC / Re: My NYSC Camp Experience: Iseyin Camp, Oyo State B2'15 by WILLYBABS(m): 12:10am On Nov 28, 2016
BecaciaBarbie:

By His Grace you will dear.

I'm in Batch B, stream2 cheesy
The first lady in the gele pix is my church member in Warri... her name is Evimena Grace.
NYSC / Re: My NYSC Camp Experience: Iseyin Camp, Oyo State B2'15 by WILLYBABS(m): 12:09am On Nov 28, 2016
agrovick:
Every time I remember issele uku orientation camp and the conditions at okpe Kingdom, I'm tempted to curse Delta State govt and the officials of NYSC Delta.
Enjoy Oyo State, I will have to disagree about the cost of living in ibadan though; food is cheap, transportation is cheap, relatively housing is cheap too
Okpe, I served in Okpe too...Adeje secondary school. Who you be?
NYSC / Re: Violation Of NYSC Rules By A Soldier In Suleja by WILLYBABS(m): 11:29pm On Nov 27, 2016
frenchwine:
Some of you corp members think that khaki is a substitute for common sense and civility. Being a corps member doesn't give you automatic immunity from civil regulations.
Standing up and proclaiming your rights in such manner is an affront to the uniformed man running to the show.
There are smarter ways to go about such things, ask your corp friend tomorrow, has grown some wisdom already. Experience is still the best teacher
Read the whole thrash you wrote, does it make any sense to you Corpers are also uniformed men as well, in case u don't know...a corp member slapped a soldier in my camp back then, nothing happened, he wasn't touched. Delta state, 2015
NYSC / See The State Of Bauchi State NYSC Hostel. by WILLYBABS(m): 11:15pm On Nov 27, 2016
A Facebook user posted some pics of Bauchi camp hostel, she claimed her younger sis was posted there.

Honestly, I think this is a bad thing, considering the fact that it's even a female hostel.

Please spread it till it gets to the proper table, for correction.



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Crime / Re: Man's Hand Cut Off In Jos During Violent Clash. Graphic Photos by WILLYBABS(m): 9:20pm On Nov 27, 2016
So dey cut pesin hand, e con still sitdown dey pose for pics, dey even dey do guy ontop...see, he was even comfortable with seeing the chopped hand.

That guy behind him wants to laugh, I'm sure it's bin long he snapped...honestly, I sincerely sympathize.
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by WILLYBABS(m): 1:28pm On Nov 27, 2016
Beey:
Keep Jesus out of this, I don't know why you are mentioning His name in vain.The guy used the F-word on me first .It's good to do your research well before rushing your fingers to type nonsense.I know the sleeping LovePeddler clan is up.Oh yeah, bring it on.Pretender or not, I can't dumb down to your level.
You can't dumb down to my level? God forbid I bleep something as corrosive as u...even ur best look cannot attract my dog. The devil is waiting to be ur husband in hell, don't keep him waiting!

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Politics / Re: INEC Declares Akeredolu Winner Of Ondo Governorship Election by WILLYBABS(m): 1:07pm On Nov 27, 2016
bashydemy:

Hahahaha any strong irregularities in the election? Even Aketi defeat Jegede in his home town..
Ondo people are not stewpid to vote 2 people from the same Senatorial district to rule them concurrently kole werk.
Very myopic political judgement, I strongly hope u re not representing the people of ondo. Honestly, if this is the reason for voting for Aketi, you then should be ready to be worse than Nigeria.


Meanwhile


During the dark ages in ancient England, people could not have sex without consent from the King. After getting the consent, they would hang a sign on their door that read:
"Fornication Under Consent of the King" (Zap.)
This is the origin of the word!

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Politics / Re: INEC Declares Akeredolu Winner Of Ondo Governorship Election by WILLYBABS(m): 1:06pm On Nov 27, 2016
I liked this man so much...all of it dropped the moment he joined APC. No matter how upright you are, 'HayPieces' will pieces and drain ur integrity then fill u with evil and recession. I wish him good luck tho.


In another news, I'm searching for a lucrative job, any location is fine, in case u have, please lemme know.

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Politics / Re: Ondo Update: SSG Loses Polling Unit As Akeredolu Wins Unit by WILLYBABS(m): 8:28pm On Nov 26, 2016
They are his neighbours, he gives them free water, garri, rice and bread.


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Guy: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant But I Always Use
Protection ..How's Come Its Possible??
Doctor : Let Me Tell You A Story
There Was Once A Hunter Who Always Carries Gun
Wherever He Goes..One Day He Took His Umbrella
Instead Of His Gun And Went Out...A Lion Suddenly
Jumped In Front Of Him..In Oder To Scare The Lion
..The Hunter Used His Umbrella Like A Gun To Shot
The Lion.. The Lion Died
Guy: Nonsense. Nonsense!!! Someone Else Must've
Shot The Lion..
Doctor : I'm Glad You Understand The Story

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by WILLYBABS(m): 8:25pm On Nov 26, 2016
Beey:
Do I look embarrassed?Go f... Yourself!
So after that stupid sermon of urs, u re now using words like Bleep? No need to write "f...", Jesus knows what you mean by that, say it out, pretender.

Go Bleep yourself!!!

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by WILLYBABS(m): 8:17pm On Nov 26, 2016
Beey:
I pity your kind.While your mates are busy starting businesses no matter how small & others keep going higher up the corporate ladder, you are here boasting about your ashawo skills.Sleeping with multiple women is now something to boast about on a public forum.Is that what your parents struggled to get you through school for?I hope your momma doesn't cry in her sleep because of the kind of son you've proved to be.You sound like another one who was bragging about sexcapades.Maybe it's the same you under a different user name.Please find something more meaningful to do with your life.ASHAWO IS NOT A JOB! GET A REAL JOB!
You are the dumbest creature in life, so you never hear fiction and nonfiction...holy sister, as u dey, u be virgin?

please note, his parents are glad to have a son with this much prowess...Nairaland needs serious screening.

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Career / Re: Female EKSU Graduate Does Shoemaking For A Living (pics) by WILLYBABS(m): 12:45am On Nov 25, 2016
slurryeye:
In as much as I appreciate her hard work, as a safety practitioner, I think she should be more protected. Wear your safety glasses because of flying debris, wear a dust mask, you don't want those particles to get into your lungs, and wear a protective clothing because of dermatitis, and don't forget about hand gloves and safety boot
Ur karamo is too much sef, how much she dey sell wen she go buy all des things
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by WILLYBABS(m): 10:48am On Nov 24, 2016
Excellent work sir!

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Science/Technology / Re: The Car Made By A Student Of John Bosco Institute Of Technology Ondo (Video) by WILLYBABS(m): 2:29pm On Nov 23, 2016
Foolish Nigerians calling it toy car...and u can't even make toy water...even the toy breeze from your mouth stinks.

And you'll foolishly take your younger ones to the market to buy them these toys, so u tink say na pluck dem pluck dem from tree.
Celebrities / Re: AY And Iyanya At P-square House Warming And Birthday Party [PICS] by WILLYBABS(m): 11:04am On Nov 23, 2016
kobabe:
because he attend p square party.
Amongst other things...are u Buhari's defender?
Celebrities / Re: AY And Iyanya At P-square House Warming And Birthday Party [PICS] by WILLYBABS(m): 10:02am On Nov 23, 2016
Honestly, Dangote is more active and relevant than Buhari these days.

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Launches Her Kitchen Show (photos) by WILLYBABS(m): 9:22am On Nov 23, 2016
So with all these big boobies and big 'behind,' we are yet to hear any scandal...and some celebs that doesn't even have what it takes to be called SEXY keep falling out of their matrimonial home, because dey we're caught 'doing it' elsewhere. SMH

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Education / Re: Yabatech Female Hostel (Bakassi) Is On Fire. by WILLYBABS(m): 8:33am On Nov 23, 2016
Oh God! I hope they are all safe...the fire is kinda wild.

Nawa for this fire o, so u can't go to boys hostel, u now want to go and watch our ladies' unclothedness, that's why u chose night cos u know they mostly sleep naked.

Endtime fire.

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Replies Critics About His Sitting Position Like A Woman With Dangote by WILLYBABS(m): 8:15am On Nov 23, 2016
Not asif it's my biz

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Crime / Re: Man Injures His Househelp In Lagos For Stealing His Money (Graphic pics) by WILLYBABS(m): 8:05am On Nov 23, 2016
sixtuschimere:
He wrote...
'My pple this child was bitting by hes master this morning,
I donot get, is the boss like a snake or something...this bitting or is it bitten is confusing.

Mehn! This is cruel, I'm yet to understand how humans spill others blood and feel okay. Whatever happened to empathy
Politics / Re: Photos Of Air Force Personel Working On Nigeria's First Indigenous Drone Flight by WILLYBABS(m): 7:33pm On Nov 18, 2016
You are still in the University and you are dating a married man, and you think you will escape husband snatchers.. They ask me to tell you that the girls that will snatch your husbands are still in JSS 1, doing home economics practical

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Politics / Re: Oke Was Not Arrested By The Military - Media Aide by WILLYBABS(m): 7:31pm On Nov 18, 2016
Na der own wahala be that one jor


You are still in the University and you are dating a married man, and you think you will escape husband snatchers.. They ask me to tell you that the girls that will snatch your husbands are still in JSS 1, doing home economics practical

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Business / Re: DSS Arrests 40 In Kano Bureau De Change Raid by WILLYBABS(m): 6:39pm On Nov 18, 2016
You are still in the University and you are dating a married man, and you think you will escape husband snatchers.. They ask me to tell you that the girls that will snatch your husbands are still in JSS 1, doing home economics practical

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Car Talk / Re: Overloaded Vehicle Arrested By Officials In Zamfara. Photos by WILLYBABS(m): 6:10pm On Nov 18, 2016
You are still in the University and you are dating a married man, and you think you will escape husband snatchers.. They ask me to tell you that the girls that will snatch your husbands are still in JSS 1, doing home economics practical


Meanwhile

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Politics / Re: APC To Fayose: You Can’t Escape Scrutiny In Bailout Disbursement by WILLYBABS(m): 8:36am On Nov 18, 2016
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