₦airaland Forum

Gboss247:
Says someone who votes in bad government every four years

I voted Peter Obi. Don’t assume nonsense in my side

Racoon:
All the fuel subsidy criminals just want the corruption to continue. They can't just stop ripping off this nation.

I don’t support the subsidy merchants but trust me, you do not want Dangote to monopolize the fuel sector. It’ll be very bad. He’ll be the sole determinant of fuel price just like cement.

Dem don cut off USAID na… where dem wan get funding from? Democrats been wan destroy Africa

helinues:
FG should introduce dead by hanging to any ritualists caught.

This madness must stop

So how will they see human head to use for protection charm? They all use it. They believe in it. If they didn’t believe in it,
Most of this things will carry well very heavy sentence.

You guys should be there manipulating the dollar and don't focus on the economy

Newfoundlove:
32 year old Fulani don't be surprised he is a millionaire on government payroll when graduates don't have jobs

He definitely is

tunjijones:
Una dey craze, transformer no dey blow?

Will you now say because if that you wld not use transformer to transmit electricity?

Dem dey put transformer for roof? slowpoke

ubox:
Thank God say you no be judge. An innocent looking person can be the devil and you won't know without facts

If I didn’t see this, I would have believed him.

But how can different women say the same thing?

And they’re all powerful women that you can’t silence easily.

How can anyone look at this man and think he's not guilty?

Sirchiboy:
Please what could be the problem

Sounds like stroke. Give us update

The good girls hardly come outside. So it'll be a very big work to get to them.

SmartManJoe:
I am writing this post from the deepest depths of my heart. I am not trying to insult or vilify Nigerian women, I am only speaking from experience.

I returned to Nigeria two years ago after living in the United States for over a decade, and ever since, I have been actively searching for a wife. At first, I was a bit naive, thinking it would be easy, but I have come to realize that most of the beautiful women I meet are either into "runs" or for the streets.

Let me be clear, money is not my problem. I am the head of a major company in Lagos, and I am ready to take care of my wife in every way possible. However, finding the right woman has been a struggle. Many ladies nowadays prioritize the wrong things, and I am tired of meeting the wrong ones. Every beautiful girl I meet is either a low key runs girl or very irresponsible. I don't want to be with a girl that clubs. I don't want to be with a girl that smokes and I don't want to be with a girl that keeps friends who spend nights out partying 3 times a week. I don't want to be with a girl that dresses scantily. I simply want a responsible girl that is good looking. Is that too much to ask?

That’s why I am turning to my fellow Nairalanders for help. If you know a lady who meets the following criteria, kindly recommend her to me:

Age: 23-30
Looks: Beautiful and not short
Body Type: Slim and preferably busty (I am very attracted to busty women)
Character: Responsible, well-mannered, and properly dressed
Education: Should speak good English and

To encourage serious recommendations, I will pay ₦50,000 for every relevant suggestion.
If you have someone in mind, please contact me via joetheman869@gmail.com
Make sure to include:
-A picture or a link to her social media so I can see what she looks like
-Her phone number or contact info so I can reach out and speak with her
- Your account number so I can send the money to you.

I trust the Nairaland community to help me find the right woman. I am looking for something serious, not games.

Looking forward to your suggestions. Thanks!

Why is your currency moving like crypto? This doesn’t do anything for the economy. Posting news like this does absolutely nothing for the economy.

USAID funds don dry up. They now want to use us to raise dollars.

The problem with Zelensky is he's listneing to the democrats, who are sore losers.

There's a reason they lost America to someone like Trump. On a normal day, Trump can't win in America. But present day Democrats is soo bad that someone like Trump can emerge victorious.

Democrats is not like it was during President Clinton's days.

Zelensky is listening to social media posturing loser democrats. All those twitter likes you're getting will yield nothing in the real world.

Presidents Tinubu propaganda machine just full first page of comment section

If na Igbo man now, them for don dey call am simp

what I'd like to understand is, despite the Naira gaining value since December, how come there's no tangible change the price of goods and services since then? How come the naira is not really getting strong, except on paper?

I know you might say "but fuel prices are high"

No, they've been going down too. How come nothing is responding to this reduction in price?

What is really happening?

galserv:
Speculators are in serious pains

This is their own way of expressing it

This data is from CBN, not from speculator. Abeg try to be using your brain

This is the only way to achieve a strong Naira, it’s by spending our reserve to boost the naira value.

Until we fix our economy to the point we don’t need to rely on import for everything, we will always boost the naira value by spending dollar

alphaNomega:
just shows how irrelevant the nigerian economy is to the world stage. another country's currency is dictating how good your economy performs and not the economic activities of your country.

If the economic activity of our country was good, dollar will not even matter. It will just be another thing. But right now, it’s the best measure of what we have to dictate our standings cause we’re still import dependent.

Nobody is calling him a simp oh. Toto wey dem dey pass around, you Dey use hundreds of millions of naira take buy lambo.

But if na Igbo man take care of him wife, everybody go call am simp.

Not even N1 trillion but close to N8 trillion? Even After removing subsidy?

Bro how weak is the naira? Shouldn’t it be getting strong? Why does it seem like the naira is only strong on paper?

I guess the naira is not really gaining value, it’s just the dollar getting weaker due to Trump’s policy. Cause the naira seems inflated as hell

Appletek:
For you to ask this question shows you don't know anything.

Na me fokk up.

Oga fu$ck out of my side.

Appletek:
Before, they said it was Chinese holiday. Later, they said it was the guys who came in for December. Now, you are adding your own.

Guy, you are fooling yourself.

Wetin concern China and dollar?

Lol. Naira is being artificially manipulated against the dollar that’s why despite the appreciation, there’s no single drop in the price of any commodity at all.

Fake appreciation.

In fact, the dollar is doing so badly thanks to Trump and his policies. There’s a massive sell off in the Stock Market. Now, if your currency can’t perform well now that Trump is turning everything upside down, trust me, when America’s economy recovers, you’re finished.

Samantha125:
Keep making excuses for your brothers...😒😒😒

You make excuses for your sisters

Samantha125:
But I don't get it, why is it that whenever I man cheats, we blame the side chick?

Is it not the responsibility of the man to do away with other women in order to keep his marriage intact? I mean he's the married one here and not the side chick... The wife should deal with the husband head on because he's the root of the problem.

You do not know the length women go to in order to bag a married man. Sit this one out cause you’re a women and obviously you’re poor and don’t have a penis, so you do not know how women are willing to get out of their way just to get with a married man.

doggedfighter:
Is cutting off the dick enough to kill him ?


No one could have gotten him to the hospital given the circumstances.


The blood loss would have been controlled. The worst is to have been a dick less man

The delay killed him.

She poisoned his food to make him weaker. So I assume after she cut the dick off, the trauma from blood loss plus poisoning would have been too much for his body to handle.

I’m suprised he was still able to fight off his wife. He’s truly a strong man.

Ugobueze1:
Wait, so you mean they were laughing and playing with their kids just hours before this horror? How does someone go from telling bedtime stories to cutting off their spouse’s manhood? Something about this case doesn’t add up!

Guy learn how to read na.. you’re not stupid.

placeofallure:
And I'll be honest with you. He's the only one in the world that has given me a multiple cum in a round. Leave story I married an odogwu o.

Wimkeh:
Can I ask you something? Have you squirted
Before? And would you consider that to be orgasm?

You still ignored this question after how many months?