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The meaning of "Allah" in Hausa

It is derived from two words Ali-lah

Ali means 'highest'

Lah is the Hausa derivative of Yah

Allah in Hausa means "Yah is the highest" (5100% correct).

In Uganda we say "Oli Otya"

Sanek, the 8th son of Judah, lived in Uganda in the Mityana area (3150% correct).

Author (Seer) of the gospel of John chapter 6:"He will be born on the last day" (3000% correct)

John 6:44 "...and I will raise him up on the last day" refers to the coming/birth of the holy spirit.

My open play was fortified.

If I stay away from American tv and the African American brothers preaching the word of God on the streets, you will start disturbing me through brainwashing to watch;

If I start watching them, you will say they are sending me secret messages;

What exactly is your problem?

As of 2026AD, the graduates of private universities in Nigeria are 15% better than the graduates of public universities in Nigeria (2000% correct, p value = 0.2);

That was for those that think public universities are hard as hell.

"You think it's all those simple mathematics you were solving?" -

After I solve them, they will still look simple to you;

N.B. There are inherent flaws with the problems, so, they will not agree with my solution.

Those mathematicians need to relax and watch movies sometimes to let their brains expand;

Yah:"Tell them not to watch their tribal movies" - lol, are they that narrow-minded? Dem tell you to relax, you still want to watch movies from your own tribe, how will you experience different things?

"Can you solve them?" -

I can solve all the 7 problems if I have a master's degree in mathematics.

More than 90% of Nigerian mathematics experts have spent time trying to solve mathematics puzzles or problems that have big monetary price tags;

Even if you solved them, they would only enrich your pockets, they add no value to society;

Those mathematical puzzles are intrinsically 'schizophrenic' (1000% correct);

Do not waste your time with them.

There's nothing wrong with being wealthy but don't be rubbing it in our faces.

The university is one of the best places to gather glory for yourself if you work hard and honestly;

The chief medical director of a hospital, for example, is a glorious position, you will not find a hospital cleaner occupying that position;

Yah:"The primary school is the best place, it makes everything else easier" - right, I agree; I would seem most of the glory is hidden because some parents do terrible things for the sake of their children

Yah:"It's the angels that hide the children's glory to protect them".

Na wa for some of these class-conscious "you're -not-in-my-class" kind of people;

You've been in Funtua for almost a year, you never noticed her, she was never in your class;

She sells cooked spaghetti outside the hospital gate;

I get hungry and was like "let me try this inexpensive food, it will help my pockets";

All of a sudden you're inviting her to a secret meeting in your room, where's your class?

Yah, smiling:"He wants to go into politics later" - lolol, class-conscious, glory-hungry.

"We want to have a king to rule us and direct our affairs"

On June 12 4025BC, the people of Zangon kataf LGA in present-day Kaduna state voted and elected it's first king (5000% correct);

Happy democracy day!

African American prophets:"We can't see the staff of Moses you gave Eris" -

Alright, go back and look, there are actually 10 women with a staff each, 6 of them are in the northern country here, 2 African American women, and I'm surprised, 1 caucasian women who has vowed never to be part of their wickedness, good luck finding her.

"What's the mechanism of action?" -

Definitely not DNA gyrase, I saw the drug busting a segment of the Ebola virus;

It also activates, at high doses, some anti-viral genes in the mammalian cell.

1400mg 12hourly for 6 days is a cure;


Ebola virus.

I was like "really? There's a lot we don't know in medicine"

Divine being:"Won't you find out what virus it is?"

I did some digging and it turns out,

For patients that are literally on a 'medical death row' of sickness with no other/cheap source of treatment,

IV/oral Ciprofloxacin (ciprofloxacin only, I don't think the others work, they mess up the moeity) at...

The president sent me 'gono' through one of his girls;

At the earliest signs of urethra mucosal hyperemia and some dysuria I began taking antibiotics;

My sense signal said there was only 400mg equivalent of ciprofloxacin in the tabs (that particular brand), so I increased the dose I was taking;

On the third day, i.e. today, I saw a vision...

Everything we do is praise unto Yah forever;

Yah:"I accept it" - thanks Yah.

The holy spirit moves where it wills, I don't know who the stubborn ex-children think they are locking up in their earthen vessels.

There's always a smile on my face when I see the exact female version of myself - DNA and persona;

I have duplicated the staff of Moses and handed one to you (8000% correct).

Have you seen the difference, Ms Ford? (systematic study of music);

I saw the angels present a CD of your single to Yah to listen to (2000% correct);

Eris Ford - Source (Youtube audio)

Yah:"I've heard it, it's nice" - thanks Yah.

On a scale of 1 to 100%, (with a threshold of 75%),

WAEC examination is 80% predictive of a secondary school's student academic competence;

NECO examination is 85% predictive of a secondary school's student academic competence;

UTME is 60% predictive of a student's academic competence;

So don't be surprised when universities are setting low UTME cut-off marks for courses or doing away with it altogether.

They raised a mini Jesus to the same value...

"Na dem we dey wait for" -

Why una dey wait for dem?

Only 80% of internet data purchases (95% for airtime) through a banking app is successful because of mobile network issues, 20% of customers are constantly complaining or look for other methods;

Why are you waiting for them to release a 6G network when you already have 9G? Must anyone know it's advanced? Na wa o.

Seventy-five percent (75%) of glory comes from honest work (20000% correct);

Aircraft is not by witchcraft, it is human work.

"I'm his descendant, how come my glory is not enough?" -


Glory (at least 75% of it) comes from honest work;

And God is pleased with honest work and can decide to bless and magnify you for just putting in the effort;

The blinding lights that some you saw was partly because of work, I was studying hard and honestly in medical school, especially preclinical school, while some others were studying with human blood;

I don't want to tell you how much God blessed me (and everything that belongs to my loins), just know that you are blessed;

Work hard.

One club murdered more than 10 people just to win the league in the 2024 - 25 season;

It just doesn't make any sense.

Players cursing:"E no go beta for this guy, I swear" -

lol, I saw a vision of the angels offering up the blood of murdered citizens as a sweet smelling sacrifice whenever you sang the previous national anthem before matches (3000% correct), so that we will not just be celebrating on top of murdered individuals, we become the blood that we celebrate;

These guys are still killing people for the future of their children, you think you're more special than other people?

"What about us? Any legends?" -

Na only Taribo I see o, wash clean by the blood of Jesus Christ, all the others are ritualists;

I'm sorry, Ahmed - the one that scored 2 goals against Argentina at the world cup - is now a legend
(21000 points);

I'll check if there are others;

Yah:"There are no others" - lol.

Those still doubting who the greatest footballer of all time is, these are their current rankings according to their legendary points (remember the threshold is 20000 points):

1. Messi (45000 points) - a tree does not make a forest but sometimes, or rather, rarely, a tree can behave like it is the entire forest

2. Ronaldo of Portugal (37000 points)

3. Pele (35000 points) RIP

There are 3 legends (including Ronaldo, winner of 2002 world cup with Brazil) ahead of Maradona after Pele

5. Maradona (30000 points) RIP.