₦airaland Forum

You may find this hard to believe but

Isaiah 12:3 "With joy you will draw water from the fountains ('fountain' is the most accurate description) of salvation" is a prophecy about the people of Funtua, Katsina state (4500% correct).

"Wetin he dey do for Funtua?" -

I came to visit my aunty.

Issacharite Ibn Sina (popularly known as Avicenna) in heaven:"There is darkness (Funtua, Katsina state), he can't teach them anything" -

Only 15% are practicing christians, another 15% have accepted Jesus Christ but He told them to continue behaving as Muslims for their own safety, total is 30%, 10% more to go.

I'm not implying that Taraba state people are unimportant, are they not Issacharites? (1500% correct).

Brainwashers:"There is Taraba in the bible, look for it" -

The picture of the jigsaw puzzle is complete and so is Nigeria, any other thing na Jara;

I will find it when I find it.

Yah:"Are you angry and want to make all the money in the world to prove them wrong?" - Hardly, what they think of me means nothing to me, I'm satisfied with who I am, only your opinion counts; besides most of those class-conscious southerners are ritualists, killing Abel everywhere for fame and money.

Stop all the children that think I don't belong to their social class from being my descendants;

SB:"It's done" - thank you.

How come the African American rich daughters you're trying to emulate didn't think I don't belong to their social class? It just shows how foolish you are when money is everything to you.

Don't get me wrong, some of my 'daughters' have said I'm not in their social class;

One of them was even saying I was getting obsessed with her because I was constructively trying to help her career;

She's just singing nonsense these days.

Let us tell him in a movie "We think you deserve better than a house girl" -

I deserve better than my own daughter? If you know how powerful she is as an angel, you will go and sit down quietly somewhere;

She's almost as powerful as Fanta.

You can never detect them or prove it but I know what I saw.

It is dangerous to be a powerful ruler and crazy, i.e. manic, at the same time; it can lead to disaster

The threshold of being manic, if manic is on a spectrum of 0% to 100%, is 40%, above which you have manic tendencies or are frankly psychotic;

Only 10% of the herdsmen rulers in the country have manic tendencies (threshold is 60%, at which point the rulership leaves much to be desired).

He drives a 'keke' but he feels like he owns the world (no offense intended);

I'm still observing the manic tendencies I noticed 20 years ago during NYSC;

I know it's organic;

This is the reason (75% of it) the herders are killing the farmers and villagers without any guilt feelings.

The correct rendering of 'Jesus' in Hausa is Yesu dalahi (4000% correct);

Salvation is implicit in the name Jesus, it just doesn't capture the full essence of who He is.

Those Bambara voices though, I'm sure the song is No. 1 in Mali right now;

Ye mu doh (We still live life and push through);

Yah :"It is, they (Malians) listen to it a lot".

Please, when did they start doing 'brunch' in Nigeria?

Imbibing American culture is not cool.

Westside:"This guy does not like us at all" -

I don't have any reason to, but I will not lie against you because of that.

"That is what the gods told us, we must be the first of anything" -

The current president is the worst democratic president since 1999AD (1500% correct), what is the meaning of his name? "Frontrunner";

You can be the first but also the worst;

First means nothing, it is the best that counts.

Westside:"Thank God we're better than the northern country" -

lol, are you in a cultural competition with them? These people! They just want to be first for no reason.

"Tell us our own" -

The best culture in sub-saharan negro Africa is in Ethiopia (2000 points);

Efik culture - 6th (1600 points)

Eastern country - 10th (1400 points)

Northern country - 14th (1200 points).

I had a feeling heaven was trying to redeem you (wetin be my own) but most of you were too foolish to realize it, you were cursing him (dad) out;

Yah:"They are".

I just saw my dad in heaven laughing (at them crying because their culture is not the best; not mockery but I don't know to describe it), he was widely traveled and experienced many cultures, he was open minded enough to accept in his mind that his culture may not be the best, he was at 7%;

N.B. Some of the 70% western country professors are widely traveled.

Yah:"If you cannot overcome a simple childhood bias, why are you surprised that you've been overtaken by the northerners in academia?" - it beats me.

Yah:"You're surprised as well? Tell them"

In sub-saharan negro Africa, only one people think their culture is the best among negroes - western country;

This is the surprising part: Among the professors that are from the western country, 70% of them still think their culture is the best after all their learning (threshold is 10%);

Among all the cultures in sub-saharan negro Africa, the culture of the western country ranks 11th (1300 points);

What exactly is so special to them about their culture from an objective standpoint? I'm surprised o, I thought they were just merely singing it in their songs.

Twenty percent (20%) of the childhood diphtheria cases in the northern country is due to inadequate vaccination (threshold is 60%, at which point the vaccination coverage is not widespread enough);

The remaining 80% of cases is due to a dry, heat stable variant (I think it's spore forming) of the corynebacterium diphtheria bacterium;

You should tweak your vaccine accordingly.

Psalm 133 refers to the northern Nigeria and it's peoples;

Mount Hermon in Psalm 133 is Aso rock on the outskirts of Abuja (3190% correct).

You need up to 40% christians in a community to dispel the darkness of any other religion;

Yah:"That's right".

Ogologoma be our everyday song: Victor Ad & Timaya - Only God (Official Video);

Let's continue that.

"He didn't tell them anything secret, we have to find out why their PhD is now better than ours" -

Thank God o, before they start accusing me of something I didn't do.

University of Ibadan, postgraduate school and professors:"Not here, we are the best" -


The PhD students and graduates in the northern half of Nigeria are now 20% better than the PhD students and graduates in the University of Ibadan.

The PhD students and graduates (before you start wondering why I keep talking about PhD, research is the backbone of national development) in the northern half of Nigeria are now 35% better than the PhD students and graduates in the southern country.

That is why I did not tell them everything, It's only Psalm 23 they know.

Northern country:"If they want to go, we'll let them, we cannot be forcing anyone to want Nigeria" -

Don't pity them when the Lord restores your fortune.