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"They say you're not the holy spirit" -

Am I contesting it with anyone? This is just a diary.

Some people wondering:"If this is the holy spirit, is this how Jesus Christ used to do during His own time? Philandering?" -

How many women I don philander self wey dem dey talk? Were you expecting a monk?

I'm a bit surprised my children are lusting after glory, are they really mine?

Sarkin Maska Shehu:"They are fools" - I thought so too;

Yah smiling:"They are yours" - Na wa o.

The pythagorean formula brought light to a people that lived in darkness.

Yah:"No one can dip their hands into his dish, they're just wasting their own time" - I wonder how long it will take them to realize that.

The end game is fame and recognition of some sort, they're not just satisfied with leading quiet lives;

Social media has enabled millions of people to express themselves and be appreciated, that insatiable need to control people and communities must be manic.

The other one that used a condom said "my glory is not enough, I want to go into politics later"

lol.

"A remake, a recycle, a redress...", the things I tried to avoid:

Bouqui - Vanity (Youtube video).

Some African Americans:"Why would you want to do that to your own father?" -

He says it will help his career if I'm taking care of his child in my household, he doesn't know how foolish he is.

A:"Why didn't you use a condom? Do you want her to get pregnant?"

B:"Am I not his child? She will give him his own children later"

You're all being controlled without realizing it.

Some eastern country people, SECP:"Is it true? Was that really the author of Isaiah?"

gods:"I don't know, I can't verify it, did he write the percentage (of correctness)?"

SECP:"He didn't"

gods:"Tell him to write it"

SECP:"Okay, we have heard" -

lol, these your gods that can't see, why didn't you tell them you're keeping malice with me? Lemme go and write it.

"It's easy for you to say, what if we kept you in the U.S.?" -

I was very sure the author of Sirach was taking about me in chapter 38:12 "Then give the doctor his place lest he leave..." (3000% correct), I felt sad at the time (wasted USMLE effort) but my mind was prepared to leave;

Yah:"You lost nothing" - thanks Yah.

The Oyinbo people are beginning to realize that they are the gates of hell mentioned in Matthew 16:18;

Do not let what they are trying to do to christianity make you look elsewhere;

Jesus Christ:"They are (the gates of hell)".

Author of Isaiah chapter 12, around 3000BC, in eastern country:"He's going to move up north, d*** it! We are stubborn but he will help all of us" (1620% correct) -

lol.

You may find this hard to believe but

Isaiah 12:3 "With joy you will draw water from the fountains ('fountain' is the most accurate description) of salvation" is a prophecy about the people of Funtua, Katsina state (4500% correct).

"Wetin he dey do for Funtua?" -

I came to visit my aunty.

Issacharite Ibn Sina (popularly known as Avicenna) in heaven:"There is darkness (Funtua, Katsina state), he can't teach them anything" -

Only 15% are practicing christians, another 15% have accepted Jesus Christ but He told them to continue behaving as Muslims for their own safety, total is 30%, 10% more to go.

I'm not implying that Taraba state people are unimportant, are they not Issacharites? (1500% correct).

Brainwashers:"There is Taraba in the bible, look for it" -

The picture of the jigsaw puzzle is complete and so is Nigeria, any other thing na Jara;

I will find it when I find it.

Yah:"Are you angry and want to make all the money in the world to prove them wrong?" - Hardly, what they think of me means nothing to me, I'm satisfied with who I am, only your opinion counts; besides most of those class-conscious southerners are ritualists, killing Abel everywhere for fame and money.

Stop all the children that think I don't belong to their social class from being my descendants;

SB:"It's done" - thank you.

How come the African American rich daughters you're trying to emulate didn't think I don't belong to their social class? It just shows how foolish you are when money is everything to you.

Don't get me wrong, some of my 'daughters' have said I'm not in their social class;

One of them was even saying I was getting obsessed with her because I was constructively trying to help her career;

She's just singing nonsense these days.

Let us tell him in a movie "We think you deserve better than a house girl" -

I deserve better than my own daughter? If you know how powerful she is as an angel, you will go and sit down quietly somewhere;

She's almost as powerful as Fanta.

You can never detect them or prove it but I know what I saw.

It is dangerous to be a powerful ruler and crazy, i.e. manic, at the same time; it can lead to disaster

The threshold of being manic, if manic is on a spectrum of 0% to 100%, is 40%, above which you have manic tendencies or are frankly psychotic;

Only 10% of the herdsmen rulers in the country have manic tendencies (threshold is 60%, at which point the rulership leaves much to be desired).

He drives a 'keke' but he feels like he owns the world (no offense intended);

I'm still observing the manic tendencies I noticed 20 years ago during NYSC;

I know it's organic;

This is the reason (75% of it) the herders are killing the farmers and villagers without any guilt feelings.

The correct rendering of 'Jesus' in Hausa is Yesu dalahi (4000% correct);

Salvation is implicit in the name Jesus, it just doesn't capture the full essence of who He is.

Those Bambara voices though, I'm sure the song is No. 1 in Mali right now;

Ye mu doh (We still live life and push through);

Yah :"It is, they (Malians) listen to it a lot".

Please, when did they start doing 'brunch' in Nigeria?

Imbibing American culture is not cool.

Westside:"This guy does not like us at all" -

I don't have any reason to, but I will not lie against you because of that.

"That is what the gods told us, we must be the first of anything" -

The current president is the worst democratic president since 1999AD (1500% correct), what is the meaning of his name? "Frontrunner";

You can be the first but also the worst;

First means nothing, it is the best that counts.