₦airaland Forum

One northern governor:"We don't have the money for that" -

then, what do you have the money for?

There are less than 300 thousand children, aged 6 - 12 years, out of school in the southern half of the country, 22 million are in school;

There are 11 million children, aged 6 - 12 years, out of school in the northern half of the country, 8 million are in school;

If you provide free uniforms, exercise books and pens, the 11 million out of school children will be reduced to 8 million, if you provide a free stomach-filling nourishing meal, it will be further decreased to 1.5 million children;

Is free food not a way of eradicating poverty? What are you using the government money for?

Nafisa Z

Your arguments are valid but the problem in the northern country is religion (7000% correct);

You don't have to wait for 500 years for the religion to disappear before you start making progress.

Ninety percent (90%) of the catholic priests in Nigeria (CPRON) have secret wives and children;

Jesus Christ:"There is nothing wrong with what they have done" - aren't some girls lucky? 'Reverend father's wife';

Jesus Christ:"They are, lucky and blessed".

That online voter registration is not allowing me to upload my photo, I don't know what is wrong with it.

Give the president IV ciprofloxacin 1000mg every 12 hours for 30 days to completely clear his infection.

I know exactly what I'm saying, there's no error in it.

Presidential women:"We all had to use antiseptic solution to douche, if you see how the guy phallus be ehn" -

Lisa used a cucumber to show me how the thing be, una dey try;

The ban is near, I will miss you all.

It's the gonorrhea you've not been able to treat for 40 years that got me wondering,

how did you become the president of a country?

A 2nd lady infected, thank God I neva touch am;

I have used the bacteria to know what you're up to (2000% correct);

They are great pretenders.

Yah:"Tell them to stop going (visiting) there"

Have you people heard? Oyinbo man don't do something for no reason, Yah said you should stop visiting Kajuru castle.

"Wetin be tectonic plate?" -

I don't know, I just know it's something geologists used to say all the time.

"Maybe that na why we no fit break the country" -

Even if you break, the tectonic plate will shift and all the crude oil will flow to the north;

Yah:"That's correct!" - lol.

So I packed my bags and moved to the region where the Lord has declared a blessing, life forever more! (3500% correct);

cf Psalm 133.

Tribalism mindset in the southern half of the country:"Dem sow this holy spirit seed everywhere, so you better represent your own people" -

lol, who will I represent? I have all peoples;

Yah:"You do".

You're thinking 48 and 84 are like mirror images right? It's just coincidental or some theologian prophet numbered it that way because he knows they're the same place but didn't know exactly where;

Yah:"The latter is correct (theologian did it)" - thanks Yah.

That is all for Taraba in the bible, are you satisfied?

The Baca valley in Psalm 84:7 is located in Wukari LGA of Taraba state (3000% correct).

Please think about the future, don't be bothered about the fools around me.

The theologians that handed over the bible to the general population may have changed the name, but:

The heights of Zaphon in Psalm 48:3 is the Basambel hill in Sardauna LGA of Taraba state, Nigeria (4000% correct);

A great king lived in Gassol LGA of Taraba state around 3000BC.

Move the king zig-zag across the draft board and 'chop' five pons as you do so.

"We (Oyinbo) can't wait for him (Holy spirit) to be gone"
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Holy spirit:"The caucasian wickedness will add up in about 2000 years, I can't wait for them to be gone".

All those 50 - 50 chances that a referee is constantly blowing in favour of another team has a way of breaking down the other team psychologically;

That alone does 70% of the match fixing work in some cases.

The 'many' are a very good side, you will not know that the match was fixed (threshold of a fixed world cup match is 90%);

Cote D'Ivoire, world cup '26.

Forty percent (40%) of the medical specialists from the south that trained abroad and return to the country go into administration (Provost, CMD, Vice chancellor, health minister, etc) after 25 years of passing on the skill and expertise to the younger generation, they have become very solid on their own;

Ninety percent (90%) of the medical specialists from the north that trained abroad and return to the country go into administration after 10 years;

This constitutes 60% of the problem;

I remember the vice chancellor was still coming for ward rounds in my days as a medical student.

So that you can look into yourselves and fix the problem:

The medical specialists, i.e. physicians, surgeons, paediatricians etc, in the south are 40% better than the medical specialists in the north (p value = 0.09), the difference is lower if you trained in some northern institutions like UMTH;

The medical students that graduate from the south are 40% better than the medical students that graduate from the north (p value = 0.09);

For all other university courses, except Law, the graduates of the north are 10% better than the graduates from the south (p value = 0.18);

Yah:"The physicians in the north have closed the gap (to 20% difference), they are taking what you say seriously" - and are making better and deeper inferences because they obviously know more than I do.

Oyinbo people:"How do you hear them? Are you hallucinating?" -


I have spiritual connections with the heavenly realms, I'm reading it off their minds (being in their persona), "hearing it" is the best way to explain it to you;

Yah:"The spiritual connections are there because of the evil they did to you".

Abraham in heaven, with some anxiety:"When is he going to find out? They are fools" and then "Sarah (that is what I heard, she could have had another name, Yah will relate with you at the level you're at) was the first, but I had other wives";

Abraham had 8 wives while Sarah was alive (2500% correct), someone re-wrote the narrative in Genesis, I'm guessing you know who they are.

Some western country people:"Ehn, the holy spirit is a chronic medical officer, I hope the evil we have done against this guy will not come back to bite us in our asses when the history is being told in the future" -

Na history that will be told dey worry you? What is done is done.

I set you free because of the exes that have lined up to 'chop' once again (you don't deserve that), fools that cannot recognize simple peritonitis, what does it take to notice an abdomen that does not move with respiration?

Yah, smiling:"They were calling you 'chronic medical officer' " - yeah, I saw it, like I ran to the north as a safe haven to spend my last days because I don't know anything again.

Holy spirit:"All they needed to do was drink it once" - Ninety percent (90%) of them have, that's good enough;

I kept all your wealth from hardwork of slavery till now in bottled water;

Happy Juneteenth.

There are facts, prophecies, and realities you do not understand;

There is no fiction in my writings (40000% correct).

Who really speaks the better English in Africa (threshold for good English speaking is 80%)?

These are the rankings:

1. Ghanaians - 90%

2. Nigerians - 87%

3. Kenyans - 84%;

The people that started the English language are at 82%.