₦airaland Forum

Nine (9) African teams in the round of 32 at the FIFA world cup 2026?

Way to go!

I became undefeated after we re-grouped.

Only 13% of Nigerians, regardless of their educational statuses, can reason objectively through a 'hearsay';

Yah:"They are too biased and emotional to begin with".

All I have done is keep Nigeria together for the sake of Africa;

One hundred percent (100%) of the secrets are anti-Nigeria activities only;

If you cannot understand that because you found out you're not an Israelite, then you're a fool;

Wait a minute, why didn't you reveal all the financial secrets? That I opened the IMF and world bank yansh, and your naira is holding steady because of it?

I don't need any other secrets from the savages.

Yah:"Have you seen why they will be destroyed?" - I've seen it, it is impossible for them to repent.

Move the king 4 places south east from the centre.

His Levi was at Ford.

He is at the core, 70% of the secrets have been revealed.

I observed the activities of his fraudulent Nebula.

"Is that not the reason you wrote your name on your posts? The desire for recognition and to be remembered?" -

It's because of the wickedness of the oyinbo people that I wrote it, I'm more than satisfied just for you to know that these are the writings of a Negro.

If you, as a governor, do everything that Jesus Christ tells you, 4 years is enough to make all the other governors after you just occupy office and do nothing.

" 'In my experience'? Have you ever been a governor?" -

I'm talking about relationship with Jesus Christ, if you do what He tells you, He will tell you more.

In my experience, if you obey and do what Jesus Christ tells you for the long term, He will tell you what to do for the now;

Jesus Christ:"He's a fool" - lol.

There is no reason, for example, why Benue, a state that usually have catholic priest governors, should not be the best state in the country;

You ask Jesus Christ for help;

He tells you to implement programmes that will not produce any visible effects in 50 years but will benefit the entire state for the next 2000 years but you say

"It doesn't make sense, I will not do it" and then,

Jesus Christ:"Look at this fool, you think I will give you a quick fix? You want to be remembered as the governor that did this and that, even you a Catholic priest?".

You cannot really experience Jesus Christ and still be thinking that your gods are more important.

"What about the catholic priests in the country, CPRON?" -

The catholic priests in the northern country take Jesus Christ 150% more seriously than their gods (p value = 0.009), some of them don't even worship any god

Jesus Christ:"I'm proud of them";

The catholic priests in the western country take their gods 80% more seriously than Jesus Christ

The catholic priests in the eastern country take their gods 90% more seriously than Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ:"They don't do what I tell them".

The christians in the northern country take their gods 30% more seriously than the Christianity they practice (p value = 0.11, not significant);

The christians in the western country take their gods 400% more seriously than the Christianity they practice (p value = 0.00007, very significant);

The christians in the eastern country take their gods 900% more seriously than the Christianity they practice (p value = 0.000004, very significant);

Divine beings:"That is why their southern-half-of-the-country christian songs don't mean anything to us" - lol.

When I was a medical student (my attendance in school was 95% by the way);

Consultant western country cardiologist:"He didn't come to school today? Thank God, go and bring out all the ECG papers from past patients, I want to teach them ECG today"

She taught them in great detail;

Same person that never came to teach her histology lectures in the anatomy department until 2 weeks to the main exam, I always wondered why they employed a physician to teach anatomy, most of them are usually anatomists or surgeons;

I had to learn the ECG on my own;

Yah:"You did good" - thanks Yah.

Some assimilated western country people in the north:"What is he looking for here?" -

Your people say (actually, they've been saying it for a long time) they are tired of me and don't know what to do with me, like I'm some burden to them that is just being tolerated, so I left;

Why do they want me back all of a sudden? Let me be.

Yah:"If you don't want to be a Christian, don't be anything else (don't have any religion)" - true, but lol.

Each of the 'five times in a day' that you pray, the jinns collect all the efforts of your work, businesses, etc, and send it to the black stone (15000% correct);


They become rich for doing nothing.

You want uneducated citizens to appreciate the roads and bridges you're building, nonsense!

One northern governor:"We don't have the money for that" -

then, what do you have the money for?

There are less than 300 thousand children, aged 6 - 12 years, out of school in the southern half of the country, 22 million are in school;

There are 11 million children, aged 6 - 12 years, out of school in the northern half of the country, 8 million are in school;

If you provide free uniforms, exercise books and pens, the 11 million out of school children will be reduced to 8 million, if you provide a free stomach-filling nourishing meal, it will be further decreased to 1.5 million children;

Is free food not a way of eradicating poverty? What are you using the government money for?

Nafisa Z

Your arguments are valid but the problem in the northern country is religion (7000% correct);

You don't have to wait for 500 years for the religion to disappear before you start making progress.

Ninety percent (90%) of the catholic priests in Nigeria (CPRON) have secret wives and children;

Jesus Christ:"There is nothing wrong with what they have done" - aren't some girls lucky? 'Reverend father's wife';

Jesus Christ:"They are, lucky and blessed".

That online voter registration is not allowing me to upload my photo, I don't know what is wrong with it.

Give the president IV ciprofloxacin 1000mg every 12 hours for 30 days to completely clear his infection.

I know exactly what I'm saying, there's no error in it.

Presidential women:"We all had to use antiseptic solution to douche, if you see how the guy phallus be ehn" -

Lisa used a cucumber to show me how the thing be, una dey try;

The ban is near, I will miss you all.

It's the gonorrhea you've not been able to treat for 40 years that got me wondering,

how did you become the president of a country?

A 2nd lady infected, thank God I neva touch am;

I have used the bacteria to know what you're up to (2000% correct);

They are great pretenders.

Yah:"Tell them to stop going (visiting) there"

Have you people heard? Oyinbo man don't do something for no reason, Yah said you should stop visiting Kajuru castle.

"Wetin be tectonic plate?" -

I don't know, I just know it's something geologists used to say all the time.