₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:




Ogbeni, forget what those motivational speakers have told you, your 4million naira will be worth 125k after one year and 8months if you invest it on either a boutique or a supermarket.

I'd give you the exact advice I gave my nephew and today he is super made.
My advice,

Invest it on yourself.

Use 2k from there and enter one mama-put; eat ogbono soup with 3wraps of fufu, two shaki and one roundabout.
Put toothpick in your mouth afterwards and
use the energy to trek around your neighborhood to find the cheapest gym.

Register there,

Build your six-packs, get a good barber who can give you the best fades.

Then take 4,250 and go to the nearest OK market on the day they'd be opening new bales; charter like 1 bags of assorted gstrings, preferably leather.

Then take 210,000 from your money and buy an Infinix Note 30pro, and another 2,400 to buy Vaseline jelly and lotions.

Go back home, rub the vaseline all over your six-packs and yansh, wear the gstring.
Turn on your camera and start filming pleasurable videos of yourself.
Voila you are now an adult content creator.

Post your contents on Onlyfans and other adult sites.
Walahi, if you do not make more than 4million Naira in your first 3months then call NwaAmaikpe a liar and use your balance to invest in the supermarket or boutique.

70years old man😄

Hogwash

Alvin212:
It's Alabi O'clock


Hahahaha hahahaha

Madrid

Leicester

Chelsea


PfP don scatter

Madrid will win
Chelsea, not very certain

Chelsea - Nottingham FT Draw

It's 3. O clock. let the casting begin

ThiefnubuBandit:
You're right

Well, Tinubu is still your president. Go hit your flat head on a wall😄😄

Elsudani2:
My head is flat and intact .

Where is the head of your mother and father?

It is good that you're admitting you've got a flat.head. Normally, Igbos no dey get sense 😄

ThiefnubuBandit:
Fvck off!!! Chronic ignoramus.

Tinubu is your president. Kill yaself😁😄😄

Elsudani2:
A ronu skull mining addict

Are you tayad of sitting at home? Flatheade.d ipob cannibal😁

ThiefnubuBandit:
I don't debate with chronic idiots.

I didn't even know we were having a debate in the first place. Olodo😁

LagosPrince:
Do you want them to disgrace him like they did in niger republic?

you went from princeoflagos to lagosprince . How jobless can you be ? After all the noise about how obi must win the election. I dey shame for you 😁

ThiefnubuBandit:
Isn't it time Presidiot Tilumbu send Amotekun and his useless shameless online miscreants to invade Niger and Gabon? Stupid fools!!!

jobless ipob terrorist 😁

If your man isn't treating you right😁

Racoon:
Executive decision!

It'll never see the day of light.

gabbytabby:
Like China I would hope they are so scared shitless as they know what will befall them na resignation or even run away go full ground.

China is not as complex as Nigeria. They're one and they mostly speak one language. You can't tell who's a Muslim or a Christian in china. Unlike Nigeria where we are divided along religious and tribal lines. Over 400 ethnic groups with different cultures. A person is accused of corruption, they'd always be supporters of these corrupt individuals owing to tribal or religious affiliation they may have with the accused.

Bluntguy:
It will o. They have a lot of questions to answer.

But it doesn't change anything. Most of them don't even have anything to do with Nigeria. They have all there properties and assets outside Nigeria. And you can't just decide to hold them to account for their crimes because we are in a democracy. This is why I'm a strong advocate for military rule. We've seen how people who have been accused of corruption feign sick or turn up in court in a wheel chair. Something you wouldn't ordinarily see in a military setting. People steal monies and when they get dragged to court, they use the same proceeds of stolen funds to buy their way out.

gabbytabby:
A Rowllings is what is needed and since I can’t do it I do not want to lead Nigeria and will refuse the job.

If they're all dead. What next? What makes you so sure the people you're bringing in won't engage in the same brazzen act of corruption as their predecessors? That's if they don't turn out to be worse

Racoon:
Simply urge the NASS to change the constitution to reflect the modern realities of the 21st century e.g
regionalism or regional autonomy. Decentralise government, strengthen the public institutions e.g. judiciary, anti-corruption agencies ( death sentence for any detectable act of individual or institutionalised corruption).

@ the bolded, who'll pass the bill when the people who are supposed to make the law are the same people engaging in this corruption. No state is really poor in Nigeria. That some states don't generate much to the country doesn't make it any less than states that produce more. Kogi state Nigeria is a very good example. The state is very rich with resources but lacks leaders, governors who can't see these things and harness, develop the state to what it should be

baconline:
Put all politicians on minimum wage.Allow civilians to audit all public organizations, All financial issues in public organizations will be open for checking by the citizens

There's so many ministries and organization doing almost nothing. The civil service accounts for very large percentage of the Nigerian work force. I'd start by dissolving most of these ministries, lump some together if needs be. That's a way to cut cost for a start.

kokoA:
Buy 5k suya and enjoy life.

You're just like me. I cannot come and kill myself 😁

Zionmdde:
Fix the refineries
Remove subsidy
Rechannel subsidy funds into power and infrastructures especially road
Ensure Nigeria does not borrow any more loan for at least 4years
Cut the cost of governance . Move a motion for efficient accountability of every kobo government spends
Enact true federalism, let every state cater for their own needs

Lastly erase "state of origin and convert it to state of residence. If we want to be one let is be one, if not let everyone go his way

As good as all of these may sound, it's not going to be easy. Nigeria is a very complex country. A country with almost 300million people who just want results. The country produces and generates almost nothing. The average Nigerian does not care about these things, they just want results.

Bluntguy:
I will detain all past presidents from 2005 till date.

This doesn't necessarily solve much does it?

If you were made president of the federal republic of Nigeria today, what would you do differently and how would you go about it?

They're all under the age of 30. I feel bad for our upcoming generation.

Blackdeewhy:
Food and where to sleep should be FREE.

In the end, WE all become food for the ANTS, nothing can save us then and we will be left in six feet UNDER.

If I can afford it in a future NOT too far, I wish to feed as many people as possible EVERY SINGLE DAY and provide a GENERAL SHELTER.

It's the least we all deserve has human regardless of our class.

SELFLESS 💎