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1.OYA LET's SING together:
"niaja we too much o
we too much"
"i say we too much o
we too much"
"niaja wey snake dey swallow money
we too much".
Lolz wetting person no go use his ear to
hear for this country,which kind lie be this
eh?.
When they talk say boughet lost last year we
no talk which kind lie be this year own.
When money come turn to part of snake
diet?.
#lemmecomeandbegoingbefore
efccchatchme.
2.i was sleeping last night when my elder
brother carry white cloth take cover his face
just to scare me,i kukuma run go outside
and run back inside with a plank and i use it
to break his head.
Now he is in the hospital and my daddy is
looking at me with one kin eye.
Make una warn this man o na ghost i kill o.
#if_he_wan_vex_he_should_go_and
_vex_with_his_ancestors.
3.i was on my own now when a yoruba girl
just run to me and was like"sky me or
iphone",see this idiot wey i go soon use to
exchange snake o.
4.please where can i buy a snake i really
need one o it is better to have a snake than
to have all this domestic animals that dont
even know how to swallow bone
#lemmecomeandbegoing.
5.Snake in d monkey shadow.. ( China)
Snake in d plane... ( America)
Snake In d jamb office....
Abeg which country be dat ?
6.I STOPPED TRUSTING girls wen my
primary school girlfriend left me
………for a guy wit a new sharpener
7.Girls Imagine you walking to heaven and
the children you aborted will be like Angel
Gabriel........na she be that......... Chai Nne biko
catwalk to hell Lemme coman be going
nobody should call my name oo i no follow i
haff talk my own
8.how can somebody be celebrating
valentine when ordinary snake is richer than
you.
THIS IS NOT MY HAND WRITING O EH EH.
9.please who need tv i really need to dash
my out how can i see a reporter putting a
microphone in a snake mouth and was like
"how where you able to swallow the
money?.
10.January it was the spread of sex dolls
February na snake swallow money see i
advice una to tighten you seat belt well o
cos dis year go hot die.
American go fear us.
11.wetting animal do us for this country eh
it was reported that na rat pursue our
president for aso rock now na snake come
swallow money.
American should better come and adopt me
o.
12.Animal dat eat plant is called
HERBIVORES..... animal dat eat meat is called
CARNIVORES... animal dat eat both plant and
meat is called OMNIVORES.... . . BT I beg... A
snake dat swallowed 36 million naira is
called __________
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1.You came back from school tired
and
hungry,,You walked straight to the
kitchen after dropping your bag.
On opening the soup pot,it was your
Worst soup that was prepared,you
Decided to manage it since you were
hungry.
You opened the /Eba plate and
discovered there’s no Maked Eba
inside,,you decided to plug water
since
there was light,
After pluging it you went inside your
room
to relax and also wait for the
water to boil.
Some minutes later,you went back to
the kitchen to check the water but
you
noticed you didn’t switch on the
Socket;so you turned it On, After
switching it
on, #Nepa took the light,. You decided
to
use the Stove but
unfortunately there was no
.Kerosene.inside it.
uu went to neighbour’s house buh
dey are
not around..
U trekked to your friend’s house in
the
fourth street under the sun.
U boiled water dere and pour it in the
flask
uu took there.
U den took bike with your last cash to
your
house.on getting home you brought
out a
bowl and turning stick to prepare the
eba ….
.
U then discovered there is no garri in
the
house
.
You now be like…..
(Eli,! Eli,!! Lama saba tani) ( My God,My
God, why has thou Forsaken me)…
with tears
in your eyes.
Dats when u’ll na start beating ur
junior sis
for going to skul late last week
#lemmecomeandbegoing.
2.Give your life to Christ now, not
when
you will see me in heaven you’ll start
shouting ‘ojoro ojoro’ ……… I will just
stone
you with my hymn book! Kikikiki
3.You can’t be born in February and
be
normal even the month is not
complete
.
.
.
.
.
.
Abeg no one should beat me o
I’m not feeling fyn
4.My brother, any girl who starts a
chat
with* *”Sweet heart “and she is not
your
girl,
just know that she is about to ask you
for something. Bro!! just go offline
and
protect your wallet!!!.. * *It almost
Valentine * This Message is brought to
by
Ministry Of Finance
5.yoruba people wetting eh
if una no no song make una stop
singing it
na
i was passing by when i saw a yoruba
girl
singing:
Am working in power am
working in oracle I leave my rice for
flavour cos i know umuahia
I aff talk my own oo
lemme come and be going……….
6.My sisters if you kiss a man for ten
minutes and he doesn’t reach for your
bra
or he doesn’t take his hands down
there,,,
Trust me that’s a husband material
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Just kidding that nigga is gay
#i_dey_my_house_come_and_beat_me.
7.As soon as she gives you her
password.The last message will be
from
2011. So my sister are you saying you
were
not talking to anybody in 7 years. My
brothers after God fear women.
Lemme
come & be going.
8.A guy posted a picture on Facebook
with
skin cut head style 30 minute later he
saw
his picture in a group with the
caption :this
guy has skin cancer pray that you
should
never experience this and people
started
commenting amen to the post.
9.on the day of my marriage the priest
must
not say that who ever that has
something to
say should stand up and speak
i dont trust my village witches they are
capable of doing anything.
10.welcome to Nigeria where Jesus
will sent
you a message on social media
threatening
to kill you if you dont share and
comment.
11.i will kill anybody that will tell me
that this
country will be better how can it be
better
when somebody will frestyle
nonsense in a
beat and will use it to win best
international
artist?.
12.a missing guy was seen by his
parent
easily,all thanks to Facebook but the
problem was that he was unable to
walk
freely again with out being arrested
cos the
post was still been shared around
groups
on daily basis with the caption
“missing
yesterday”.
To you that will read,laugh without
dropping i comment dont worry my
gucci
bomb is waiting for you.
TO BE CONTINUE….
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Episode 1
I don’t seems to know were to start
from.
A friend of mine once told me
that as big as river Niger is,it still has a
place
where it started from. So i will try and
narrate my story very well without any
stone
upturned, because a lot of people are
going
to learn from it.well sit down and get
your
pop corn ready let me tell you a story of
how
my father make the greatest mistake
that
destroy my life, destiny and that of every
member of my family.no forget to eat
something o as we move on with the
story.
I am writing this because,i know that,
they
are similar people LIKE me out there that
are
passing through similar cases like mine,i
don’t know what i will do to my self
when i
am through,but before i do anything to
myself,i thought it’s wise to let people
especially the youth know about my
predicament. I want you to know,how
some
parents destroy the lives of their
children in
the name of wanting them to become
what
they want them to be. As a result, they
destroy the real person in the child and
leave the child with a fake identity.
My name is chukwudi, i am a guy of
39years
old, i am an ibo guy from somewhere in
imo
state to be precised.all my life i have
always
wanted to be a musicIan. I sing very
well, i
started singing as far as i can remember
when i was still a kindergarten (little
child),i
grew up to love music very well but my
father never liked it. He always told me
that
people who are musicIan are always
wayward children.
He wanted me to become a medical
doctor
because his elder brother’s son is a
doctor
and he is making it real good in America,
some few days after my junior waec, he
called me and started filling my mind
with
some words. “my son chukwudi,i know
you
are a very good boy and obedient son
also,
do you see that big house over there?”
He
said pointing to a very gigantic building
opposite our house.”it was Chinueke
that
built it for his father after graduating as
a
medical doctor. Above all my son, i guess
you must have heard people calling him
“papa doctor” , i am not that rich as
chinueke father but,my son i won’t mind
selling this only house just to make sure
that
you graduate as a medical doctor” he
said
while i listen with rapt attention and
fucos
on the movement of his lips.
: |
Prologue
living a life of a poor man can be very
bad at
times especially when you are leaving
with
your parent,some parent can decide to
imitate others forgotten that all fingers
can
never be equal.
Here is a short story that shows how my
parent destroyed my life shattered my
dream and turn me into an empty barrel
am
not saying that we should not obey our
parent but remember it is your future
not
theirs so we should always learn to
make
some decision our self. Sit down with
your
drinks an popcorn as i take you on a
short
ride.
****This is a 100% true story actually a
guy
came to me last week and ask me to
help
him to process his life story to the world
in
other to help others who are passing
through the same challenges from there
parent.
As you are reading this check your
activities
well and correct any mistakes that you
must
have made or done unknowingly before
it
will be too late.
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episode 2
*Later that same day*
A guy was seen sitting on a block with a
little bag on the ground in an
uncompleted
building,his name is boluwatife,weird
name
right?,well i called it weird because the
pronunciation is out of the world.
He was seen seating and arranging
some
stuff in his business
center,that evenin (i said business center
and you guys are
thinking that he his a real business man
na
weed the idiot dey sell).
he was busy rapping bunch of
weed,singing
what i can best describe as gibrish.
boluwatife: (singing) how would you
like to
smoke some weed ayagayagayagaya
yogoyogoyogo yo (sometimes i do
wonder
how that guy call buner boy was able to
write that song lyrics).
he light a rap and began to smoke away
the
little sense which the witches in his
village
left for him.(please if you are reading
this
story and you are bearing that name,no
vex
o am only referring to one person and
the
person knows him self).
The memory of what he was doing in
school
when he was a student flashed into his
head,how he usually score
zero over evrything that was giving to
the
class he was known as the most dulliest
students ever recorded in the history of
prestigious high school but he never
stopped dreaming of becoming a
graduate.he thought that his uncle was
the
reason
why he was now what he is.
****FLASH BACK***
boluwatife mum :my son,as it is now
you
and i know that you
don’t have anything upstairs,you have
refused to learn a handiwork or even a
trade,you keep on telling me that you
want
to go to school.i think the only way that
can
be possible is to visit your uncle that is a
lecturer in unilag so that he can use
his connection to get admission for your
in
unilag.
Boluwatife: i don dey reason am too
mama
but you sure say he go epp me?,you
suppose no
say na stingy man na.
boluwatife mum:look at the kind of
English
you are
speaking how will you be able to enter
unilag with this kind of useless
language,o
my God what have i done to deserve
this?,Who use my son sense to exchange
newspaper,the witches in my village are
at it
again they are singing mad over you
with
my son head using the skul as
drum.**she
lament raising up her hands like she
was
communicating with heaven.
“idiots take this money u are going to
lagos
early tomorrow morning your mate have
make it be here dragging pot of beans
with
me all the time,fowl.**she said handing
some money to him.
***FAST FORWARD TO WHEN
BOLUWATIFE
GET TO LAGOS***
boluwatife uncle: boluwatife your
mother
has told me the reason why she sent
you
here
and i will be gladly to help you,if i dont
help
my nephew who will i help then.
boluwatife :thank you uncle
boluwatife uncle: good i heard that the
waec and neco result as been release so
how was your
result?,I was told that you want to study
medicine and become a medical doctor
boluwatife: yes uncle.
BOLUWATIFE:but Uncle, i learnt its
difficult to
get admission into university these
days except you get connection.
Boluwatife uncle: That’s true.
BOLUWATIFE: Since you are connected,
can
you help me get admission into the
unversity
after my JAMB.
Uncle: That’s true, am well connected,i
told
you before that i will gladly help you.
Boluwatife: Thank you Uncle.
Boluwatife Uncle: You are welcome…. So
how
is your result, is it WAEC or NECO
and how many credits did you get.
Boluwatife: Uncle, it’s WAEC and i have
two credits in agric and Yoruba
language.
boluwatife Uncle:what did you score in
the
rest?.
Boluwatife: uncle,i failed the rest.**he
said
using his hand to scratch his head.
boluwatife uncle: Well, that’s not bad.
You
can
still be a doctor, not a medical
doctor really,but native doctor
(babalawo)…. You will use your
credit in agric in collecting herbs
from the forest, and Yoruba
language for incantations….
***BACK TO THE PRESENT***
he hissed and continue his smoke.
Boluwatife:i wonder why this guy call
davido will be
singing about banana o,abi he wan
make
banana cost like tomatoes again,let me
do
my remix jaree,transformer fall on
you,igbo
fall
on you,sky scraper fall on you,coz i dey
sell
igbo
eh…………. (continue singing……)
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Episode one
It was a long and stressful day at work
for
Ezra he was removed from is job as an
accountant to a clerical staff in the
prestigious Wesley hotel and suit Benin
city,a job he
does not fancy but he has no right to
question the decision of the
boards of trustees for two reasons
which
are:1.there is no work in the state and
2.a
begger those not have a choice.well he
is not
actually a begger but a careless
accountant
that is been control from the high
places.what make the board to
come in terms which such decision was
because he
was caught red handed lottering away
the
account of the hotel which was why he
has no say in the matter he was place as
a
clerical staff of the hotel for the period
of 4
month now with a little pay.
He was done for the day and decided to
trek
home to save the money that he was
holding when He
sighted a bookshop along water
resources
road with a book titled TIPS
TO GET MORE HANDSOME BY OLUSHEGUN
OBASANJO,then he decided to buy it in
other
to
see what the former president has in
store
for his people.”i will read this after
dinner”,he thought in his mind after
buying
the book.
*** FAST FORWARD TO EVENING***
After dinner he sat on the cushion chair
in
his sitting room with his
beautiful and gorgeous wife which he
marry with the help of a native doctor in
his
village,he had woo her for the period of
one
and a half years but she never gave him
a
chance,not that he was not
handsome,only
God knows why the girl dislike him.he
was
left with no other choice than to trap
her
down in a local way which work
perfectly.
they have been married for close to 2
years
without any issue which is part of the
conditions of the charm he was told by
the native doctor that as long as the
charm
still control esynachi,she will never be
able to have an issue which he accepted
due to his lust for her.
He was reading the book, and
the wife was watching TV. When he
suddenly
reaches over and puts his hand in
esynachi
panties then withdraws his hand.
Esynachi was surprised by this and
thought
perhaps
he was in the mood for a little love
making.
A short time later he again reaches
into his wife panties then withdraws
his
hand. Now esynachi was almost sure
that
her
husband is “in the mood” She decides to
wait
for him to touch her a third time then
she will truly know for sure. Sure
enough,
the
husband repeats ‘the move’ again. She
stood up from the couch and removes
her
clothes, then she stood erect ready
for s-x. Ezra, who was still holding the
book
rose up his head and was
surprised
esynachi : Dear, I’m all
ready!
Ezra :For what?”**he asked with his
eyes
wide open.
esynachi:Well, for s-x, dear! You’ve
fingered
me
three times in the last 5 minutes, and
now
I’m
ready!”
Ezra: “Huh? S-x?? I
was just wetting my fingers so I could
turn
the pages.
Esynachi: so what you are trying to tell
me
now is that you were using my fluid as
saliva so that you can open your book
easily?
Ezra: yes honey,was i speaking in
tongues
before?.
Esynachi was puzzled on what to say
without anyword coming fort from her
mouth,at that moment her membrane
was
covered with hatred and lust desires
then
she
pick up her gown with a frustrating
grin,hissed and left the sitting
room,heading
to the bedroom.while Ezra kept on
staring at
her in awe.
To be continue……. |
prologue
what is Karma?
How those it work?
Karma means the act by which the
punishment of a father are being
transfer
from generations due to the sins that
the
ancestors committed.
As for the second question,dont ask me
find
out as the story continue.
It has been said by those of old even in
the
holy book that
whatsoever a man sowed that he will
surely
reap.
A story of
love,betrayer,comedic,war
and suspense filled.
Right from genesis the law of karma
existed
and up till
revelation it will still exist.
CAST
Ezra ikhiwen
sky wisdom
Richard Herbert
Patrick umeh
Brenda oviawe
mr.jumbo
senator samson
esynachi
chidinma.
other to be listed as the story continues.
¤
This is a pure work of fiction any
resemblance to someone either dead or
alive is a miracle and deserve a thorough
thanksgiving.
Seat down,relaxe and wait for the rib
cracking story.
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6.I STOPPED TRUSTING girls wen my
primary school girlfriend left me
………for a guy wit a new sharpener
7.Girls Imagine you walking to heaven and
the children you aborted will be like Angel
Gabriel........na she be that......... Chai Nne biko
catwalk to hell Lemme coman be going
nobody should call my name oo i no follow i
haff talk my own
8.how can somebody be celebrating
valentine when ordinary snake is richer than
you.
THIS IS NOT MY HAND WRITING O EH EH.
9.please who need tv i really need to dash
my out how can i see a reporter putting a
microphone in a snake mouth and was like
"how where you able to swallow the
money?.
10.January it was the spread of sex dolls
February na snake swallow money see i
advice una to tighten you seat belt well o
cos dis year go hot die.
American go fear us.
11.wetting animal do us for this country eh
it was reported that na rat pursue our
president for aso rock now na snake come
swallow money.
American should better come and adopt me
o.
12.Animal dat eat plant is called
HERBIVORES..... animal dat eat meat is called
CARNIVORES... animal dat eat both plant and
meat is called OMNIVORES.... . . BT I beg... A
snake dat swallowed 36 million naira is
called __________
and for you that will read,laugh without
commenting dont worry am looking for
people that i will experiment with my newly
invented gucci thunder.
To be continue.........
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