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fashionbabe:Forgive me because everything i've written is a lie right? naso ![]() May God dash u too small brain cus u really need it have a nice day ![]()
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StillX10:. you mean the same yeshua the jew motherfucker or jesus as you've been thought to believe that's yet to save leah sharibu? that's sits and watch his followers get massacred in church? the one god bleeped his mom? that's yet to save Nigeria from corruption upon all the prophecies,fastings and prayers initiated by his sales boys? that give his sales boys permission to use money that could build a mega hospital to employ 5thousand doctors to build a mega church for 5thousand doctors to come and pray for their dream job? the one that needs paper money to guarantee a spot in heaven? the same one his warriors used his name to steal,enslave,torture,demonize other people's way of life? saviour my black ass ![]()
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praise the lord ![]()
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I'm patiently waiting for the day the federal government is gonna give them a general holiday the whole country is gonna observe and not just osun state. they do it for the borrowed religions "Islam and Christianity" therefore very own traditional religion shouldn't be left out.
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Small Dîck,Big God ![]() ![]()
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instagram snapchat Uc browser and xender. |
jerrybakermillz:
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Maharba ties his son's hands behind him and spreads him on an altar made of firewood.He brings out a sharp knife, covers his son's face with his left palm and prepares to slaughter the boy, He looks up in time to see a goat tangled in the neighbor's fence. He changes his mind, unties the boy and then slaughters the goat instead. A street camera captures all of this. A neighbor calls the emergency police line. Maharba is arrested and the police are about to charge him to court for attempted murder, after reviewing the street camera's recording and making him undergo a psych evaluation. But Maharba tells the police that he heard the voice of his god, Hewhay, earlier in the day telling him to slaughter his son as a sacrifice. But Hewhay is only testing his faith, he has realized now. He has provided a goat instead for the sacrifice. Son is alive and well. No need to slaughter him any longer. No harm was done. Hewhay is only testing Maharba's faith. The police uncuff Maharba. He is free to go. His explanation is perfect. Nothing strange at all. Routine stuff. Disclaimer: the above story is purely a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any character dead, alive or fictional is purely coincidental. ![]()
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is the change of name gonna stop them from harassing people for keeping dreadlocks , having tattoos, driving a neat car, looking fresh, and carrying a pc? its fucking 2018!! they operate like its still 1942 too much illiteracy in that force.
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jerrybakermillz:c'mon man u literally think everyone do the jerrybakermillz dance? lmao ![]()
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E pain am ![]()
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jerrybakermillz:Your employer knows better ![]() |
jerrybakermillz:ok but you forgot to mention gulder or even star. Besides, its Hennessey mr sanctimonious. ![]() you really need to focus more on Yourself so u Don't end up spewing trash all over the place next time. ![]()
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jerrybakermillz:you talk trash mr know it all. not all songs are meant to be political. sometimes i just need to dance,get merry to be ok and motivated. run your race, carry your cross and don't disturb others pls
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She's definitely one of them pathetic Nigerians that exchange 4 years for #50 onions, #400 groundnut oil, #2500 rice, #1k fabric and #3k cash annually.
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Nawa O Where all this kind babes dey sef na only hungry hustler wey just wn wreck person pikin dey rush me who i offend
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teaching is a beautiful profession ikr but i cant work as a teacher biko. i don't have the patience and I'm not good at being around kids who re prolly gonna give me headache,make me shout etc na cane i go use design gucci for person pikin body. na police go arrest me last last ![]() |
stretch mark? where?
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crowd? where?
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IntrovertedK:getting closer is the easiest thing for me to do when i need help but concerning the phone call thing, bros you re not alone o we plenty. i so much hate taking calls i don't call people and even when people call, i just stare at the screen wondering why they Couldn't text me instead even texting, i get tired after a short while cus i get bored easily Anytime i open my whatsapp and see how many texts I'm yet to reply, I've ignored or forgotten, I just laugh at my horrible yet beautiful introverted life it is what it is Sha, on some people's WhatsApp, I'm also ignored |
That man will never rest in peace. "Undoubtedly, he would have loved to see his son Zik sworn in as Nigeria’s first Head of State" >>>> the Nigerian system has been a hereditary thing since way back. "Obed-Edom Azikiwe should be thanked and honoured for his work in preventing or ending wars between the colonial masters and powerful Nigerian kingdoms" >>>> like seriously u want me to be grateful and thank a coward? u want to be grateful animals were merged with humans? bastard slave masters joined us together just so they could have official access to our resources and all and u want me to be happy about that? only good thing we gained from slavery is exposure but then its the greedy kinda exposure smh |
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Wow thats nice ![]()
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instead of allowing confused bitches treat u like shit,Embrace Flirtationship bruh. no win. no flop. just good vibes while it lasts. ![]()
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so we should fry beans? cheap rolex, fake celeb i dont blame u tho i blame the mods
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imran147:mr man kill yourself abeg. last time i checked you're investing and boosting the saudi economy. |
yeyerolling:yes cus its non of the government business what you do with your personal life. except they willingly just feel like helping you. hajj doesn't boost the economy does it? |
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loving it already ![]() |
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