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Christianity EtcRe: Muslims Storm Emir's Palace As Bishop Sam Zuga Preaches At The Palace In Lafia(p by wittyt98(m): 3:35pm On Aug 17, 2018
fashionbabe:
May God forgive you
Forgive me because everything i've written is a lie right? naso grin grin

May God dash u too small brain cus u really need it grin have a nice day grin

Christianity EtcRe: Muslims Storm Emir's Palace As Bishop Sam Zuga Preaches At The Palace In Lafia(p by wittyt98(m): 3:02pm On Aug 17, 2018
RAPSTARBENHOPE:
don't be stupid angry
ok grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Muslims Storm Emir's Palace As Bishop Sam Zuga Preaches At The Palace In Lafia(p by wittyt98(m):
StillX10:
Jesus Christ should never be relegated to a mere prophet

Jesus Christ as the Son of God is a connotation of His Divinity

Jesus Christ is the Saviour of the whole universe

Jesus Christ died to set Humanity free from the bondage of sin and death by shedding His Blood on the Cross

Accept Jesus Christ today and be free and saved
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you mean the same yeshua the jew motherfucker or jesus as you've been thought to believe that's yet to save leah sharibu? grin

that's sits and watch his followers get massacred in church? grin

the one god bleeped his mom? grin

that's yet to save Nigeria from corruption upon all the prophecies,fastings and prayers initiated by his sales boys? grin

that give his sales boys permission to use money that could build a mega hospital to employ 5thousand doctors to build a mega church for 5thousand doctors to come and pray for their dream job? grin

the one that needs paper money to guarantee a spot in heaven? grin

the same one his warriors used his name to steal,enslave,torture,demonize other people's way of life? grin grin

saviour my black ass grin

Christianity EtcRe: Muslims Storm Emir's Palace As Bishop Sam Zuga Preaches At The Palace In Lafia(p by wittyt98(m): 2:30pm On Aug 17, 2018
praise the lord grin

CultureRe: Isese Festival: Osun Declares Monday Public Holiday by wittyt98(m): 10:57pm On Aug 16, 2018
I'm patiently waiting for the day the federal government is gonna give them a general holiday the whole country is gonna observe and not just osun state. they do it for the borrowed religions "Islam and Christianity" therefore very own traditional religion shouldn't be left out.

CrimeRe: Young Man Arrested As Married Lover Dies After Marathon Sex In Ogun. Photo by wittyt98(m): 10:42pm On Aug 16, 2018
Small Dîck,Big God gringrin

PhonesRe: What Are The Most Idle Apps On Your Mobile Device ? by wittyt98(m): 8:47am On Aug 16, 2018
instagram

snapchat

Uc browser and xender.
Music/RadioRe: Video: Omawumi – “malowa” Ft. DJ Spinall & Slimcase by wittyt98(m): 4:58pm On Aug 15, 2018
jerrybakermillz:
Is like u addicted to me,go fill ursef up

Christianity EtcThe Way Atheists Read The Bible by wittyt98(op): 3:22pm On Aug 15, 2018
Maharba ties his son's hands behind him and spreads him on an altar made of firewood.He brings out a sharp knife, covers his son's face with his left palm and prepares to slaughter the boy, He looks up in time to see a goat tangled in the neighbor's fence. He changes his mind, unties the boy and then slaughters the goat instead.

A street camera captures all of this. A neighbor calls the emergency police line. Maharba is arrested and the police are about to charge him to court for attempted murder, after reviewing the street camera's recording and making him undergo a psych evaluation. But Maharba tells the police that he heard the voice of his god, Hewhay, earlier in the day telling him to slaughter his son as a sacrifice. But Hewhay is only testing his faith, he has realized now. He has provided a goat instead for the sacrifice. Son is alive and well. No need to slaughter him any longer. No harm was done.

Hewhay is only testing Maharba's faith.

The police uncuff Maharba. He is free to go. His explanation is perfect. Nothing strange at all. Routine stuff.


Disclaimer: the above story is purely a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any character dead, alive or fictional is purely coincidental. grin

PoliticsRe: IGP Collapses SARS Teams, Renames Unit FSARS by wittyt98(m): 12:18pm On Aug 15, 2018
is the change of name gonna stop them from harassing people for keeping dreadlocks , having tattoos, driving a neat car, looking fresh, and carrying a pc? its fucking 2018!! they operate like its still 1942

too much illiteracy in that force.

Music/RadioRe: Video: Omawumi – “malowa” Ft. DJ Spinall & Slimcase by wittyt98(m): 12:10pm On Aug 15, 2018
jerrybakermillz:
it seem ur CV is all over the place
c'mon man grin u literally think everyone do the jerrybakermillz dance? lmao grin

RomanceRe: "It Is Time Stella Damasus & Daniel Ademinokan Had A Baby"- Fan. Actress Replies by wittyt98(m): 12:03pm On Aug 15, 2018
E pain am grin grin

Music/RadioRe: Video: Omawumi – “malowa” Ft. DJ Spinall & Slimcase by wittyt98(m): 12:00pm On Aug 15, 2018
jerrybakermillz:
How old are you?
Your employer knows better grin
Music/RadioRe: Video: Omawumi – “malowa” Ft. DJ Spinall & Slimcase by wittyt98(m): 11:51am On Aug 15, 2018
jerrybakermillz:
U don't need to be politically correct to get motivated,i see u r more concerned about henessey ,so I won't trade words with u Mr Trash Can
ok but you forgot to mention gulder or even star. Besides, its Hennessey mr sanctimonious. grin

you really need to focus more on Yourself so u Don't end up spewing trash all over the place next time. grin

Music/RadioRe: Video: Omawumi – “malowa” Ft. DJ Spinall & Slimcase by wittyt98(m): 11:27am On Aug 15, 2018
jerrybakermillz:
Okay.....another meaningless song in d air with no msg to motivate our youth moving forward




Our youths wanna dance ,get merry and stay broke, I see the reason why nothing has change in Nigeria
you talk trash mr know it all. not all songs are meant to be political. sometimes i just need to dance,get merry to be ok and motivated.
run your race, carry your cross and don't disturb others pls

PoliticsRe: Viral Photo Of A Woman Wearing An APC Tshirt, And Tieing A PDP Wrapper (photo) by wittyt98(m): 8:30pm On Aug 14, 2018
She's definitely one of them pathetic Nigerians that exchange 4 years for #50 onions, #400 groundnut oil, #2500 rice, #1k fabric and #3k cash annually.

RomanceRe: Man Tells His Girlfriend He Is Broke On Whatsapp, See Reply She Gave Him (photos by wittyt98(m): 7:27pm On Aug 14, 2018
Nawa O cry

Where all this kind babes dey sef cry

na only hungry hustler wey just wn wreck person pikin dey rush me cry

who i offend cry

CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky :If A Man Can Cheat On You With Me, Then You're A Disgrace To Womanhood by wittyt98(m): 4:43pm On Aug 14, 2018
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CareerRe: My Life As A Teacher. by wittyt98(m): 9:52am On Aug 13, 2018
teaching is a beautiful profession ikr but i cant work as a teacher biko. i don't have the patience and I'm not good at being around kids who re prolly gonna give me headache,make me shout etc na cane i go use design gucci for person pikin body. na police go arrest me last last grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Lady Proudly Shows Off Her Stretch Marks As She Flaunts 'natural Body' (photos) by wittyt98(m): 6:58am On Aug 12, 2018
stretch mark? where?

CelebritiesRe: See How Ronaldo's Country Portugal Welcomed WIZKID With Mad Crowd(video + Photo) by wittyt98(m): 2:24pm On Aug 10, 2018
crowd? where?

RomanceRe: What’s The Most Memorable Moment You Shared With A Stranger? by wittyt98(m):
IntrovertedK:
and nobody will tell you to delete it after three days you take it my sister. Me and calls, we are so totally worlds apart. I don't know how to make/answer calls. Generally i have problem relating with people. Like i don't like getting closer to people. So the best i always do is to try and make peopls day and be there for humanity sake. After that, we are so done. I'm like so outta this world. Don't know if there's another like me on earth though. I feel so weird even to myself.
getting closer is the easiest thing for me to do when i need help grin but concerning the phone call thing, bros you re not alone o grin we plenty. i so much hate taking calls grin i don't call people and even when people call, i just stare at the screen wondering why they Couldn't text me instead grin even texting, i get tired after a short while cus i get bored easily grin Anytime i open my whatsapp and see how many texts I'm yet to reply, I've ignored or forgotten, I just laugh at my horrible yet beautiful introverted life grin it is what it is Sha, on some people's WhatsApp, I'm also ignored
PoliticsRe: Lord Lugard With Obed-Edom Chukwuemeka Azikiwe, Father Of Nnamdi Azikiwe by wittyt98(m): 8:26am On Aug 06, 2018
That man will never rest in peace.

"Undoubtedly, he would have loved to see his son Zik sworn in as Nigeria’s first Head of State" >>>> the Nigerian system has been a hereditary thing since way back.

"Obed-Edom Azikiwe should be thanked and honoured for his work in preventing or ending wars between the colonial masters and powerful Nigerian kingdoms" >>>> like seriously u want me to be grateful and thank a coward? u want to be grateful animals were merged with humans? bastard slave masters joined us together just so they could have official access to our resources and all and u want me to be happy about that? only good thing we gained from slavery is exposure but then its the greedy kinda exposure smh
CelebritiesRe: How Davido Cheated Me After Signing My Artist, Peruzzi – Record Label Boss by wittyt98(m): 8:22am On Aug 06, 2018
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Car TalkRe: This Is How Bullet-proof Vehicles Are Built. (video) by wittyt98(m): 7:43am On Aug 06, 2018
Wow thats nice grin

RomanceRe: Lady Dumped Her Boyfriend Cos He's Ugly, Unknown To Her, He Bought Her Iphone 7 by wittyt98(m):
instead of allowing confused bitches treat u like shit,Embrace Flirtationship bruh. grin no win. no flop. just good vibes while it lasts. grin

CelebritiesRe: Davido Reacts To DJ Ecool N16 Million Diamond Encrusted Watch by wittyt98(m):
so we should fry beans?
cheap rolex, fake celeb
i dont blame u tho
i blame the mods

IslamRe: Hajj (pilgrimage): See All What You Need To Know! by wittyt98(m): 12:17pm On Aug 03, 2018
imran147:
SHUT UP HATERS IGBO AMAKA....go do your torror findings
mr man kill yourself abeg. last time i checked you're investing and boosting the saudi economy.
IslamRe: Hajj (pilgrimage): See All What You Need To Know! by wittyt98(m): 10:41am On Aug 03, 2018
yeyerolling:
it is wrong for state government to subsidies Hajj and for cbn to give special exchange rates
yes cus its non of the government business what you do with your personal life. except they willingly just feel like helping you. hajj doesn't boost the economy does it?
CelebritiesRe: Funny Toheeb Recreates Yemi Alade, Davido, Wizkid And Other Celebs Poses by wittyt98(m): 3:46pm On Jul 30, 2018
grin grin

TV/MoviesRe: Disney Is Developing of the First African Princess Movie by wittyt98(m): 10:04am On Jul 29, 2018
loving it already grin

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