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RomanceRe: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by wittyt98(m): 7:04am On Aug 30, 2018
zinnyzee:
Tsk... What if she does have all of these qualities y'all are emphasising and you approach her, and she doesn't give a bleeping damn about youhuh

What y'all gonna do then?
life goes on fam. there are too many beautiful girls scattered round the globe can't be chasing someone who doesn't give a bleep bout me when i could be elsewhere having so much fun yunno grin

CelebritiesRe: Nina Ivy Gets 2 Diamond Wristwatches From An Unknown Person In Dubai (Photos) by wittyt98(m): 3:42pm On Aug 27, 2018
Colourich:
You think life is hard on you cos you don't have a pussy cheesy?
for real fam cry

CelebritiesRe: Nina Ivy Gets 2 Diamond Wristwatches From An Unknown Person In Dubai (Photos) by wittyt98(m): 3:36pm On Aug 27, 2018
jiorhemen:
Thank God you don't have a pussy

CelebritiesRe: Nina Ivy Gets 2 Diamond Wristwatches From An Unknown Person In Dubai (Photos) by wittyt98(m): 10:30am On Aug 27, 2018
wish i had a pussy cry

EducationRe: Which Of These Sentences Gave You Joy While You Were In Secondary School? by wittyt98(m): 7:21am On Aug 27, 2018
2 & 3 grin
CrimeRe: Man Stabbed To Death During New Yam Festival In Nnewi(graphic Photos) by wittyt98(m): 11:47pm On Aug 25, 2018
what has the masquerade got to do with the killing biko undecided
CrimeRe: See The Epic Reply A Nigerian Gave To A Scammer (pics) by wittyt98(m): 11:44pm On Aug 25, 2018
omo ale grin

IslamRe: Evidence For The Ritual Of Stoning The Jamaraat During Hajj by wittyt98(m): 11:05am On Aug 24, 2018
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RomanceRe: I think is time Nigeria girls begin to learn on how to chat by wittyt98(m):
A lot of naija girls don't chat,They just reply texts grin

one time i met one London babe through my bro and we got talking on whatsapp. this babe literally is da bomb, she's never out of things to ask me or gist me about. it was at that point i started wondering if that's how all London babes are or its just her and also how come so many naija girls are so different,like they rarely ask questions or talk about experiences just to keep a chat going. they just let a guy do the whole thing lol

These days what i do to lame texters is just ignore for life. And when u do,they call to ask why u ain't texting. Like why the fûck should i try to force a dead convo? grin cant be wasting time on a lame ass when i could be having so much fun else where. so many naija girls really need to step up their game

But trust me there re so many lively naija girls with great sense of humour out there,the only problem is they are so rare.
RomanceRe: Blogger Ebiwali: 'I Am 22, I Dont Sex For Money, I Dont Do Sugar Daddy' by wittyt98(m): 8:17am On Aug 23, 2018
you're just 22 grin time will tell
TravelRe: Canada's Refugee Board Makes It Harder For Nigerians To Be Granted Asylum by wittyt98(m): 8:09am On Aug 23, 2018
. you fled Nigeria to escape the practice of female genital mutilation? grin that's a lame ass excuse fam grin learn how to lie
RomanceRe: What Happened To Me In My Aunt's House by wittyt98(m): 1:11am On Aug 22, 2018
Mizk:
I went to my aunt's house for sallah since i don't want to go home, when i arrived, my little cousins were happy to see me, I'm to share a room with the oldest, she's 18,

There's this one i like so much when he was a kid, now he's seven years old, he was very well behaved as a kid, fast forward to this evening we were sitting in the parlour and watching tv, and this little kid kept cozying up to me, he insists he must sit beside me, he'd laugh and hug me tight, he was behaving strange like he's high, until the oldest scolded him and he started crying,

I was trying to make him stop so i made him sit on my leg and put his head on my chest while i pat him on the back, he was always that pompous since he's the last, after a while he stopped crying, i tried to make him sit on his own but he wouldn't let me go, infact he held on tight, i stood up with him and went outside to get him biscuit but that worsened the whole issue, i had to call my niece to take him, my niece came and started scolding him again but this dude held on to me like he's holding on to life, he was taken by force and my eyes fell on a bulge in his short, this little kid had a boner, i couldn't believe my eyes, my niece saw it too and she was as surprised as i am,

He might be innocent, or not, do i tell my aunt? Or just keep quite? They don't have a housemaid so whether someone is handling his genital is out of the question, and my aunt use to kiss her husband in front of the kids.
just leave the boy alone biko grin
CelebritiesRe: Meet Phyno's Mother. She's Beautiful (Photo) by wittyt98(m): 9:02pm On Aug 21, 2018
Dear lord
if not for anything,but for the sake of my mother, pls make me successful. i owe that woman a lot

Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Should Apologize When Their Prophecies Fail – Bishop Mike Okonkwo by wittyt98(m): 8:31pm On Aug 21, 2018
if i hear say those delusional arrogant self acclaimed men of god apologize grin grin

asking them to apologize is like asking them to tell you the truth behind all the church miracles grin grin

RomanceRe: Silverline Okoro, Nigerian Lesbian And Her Girlfriend Kiss On Instagram by wittyt98(m): 6:32pm On Aug 21, 2018
what they do with their lives is non of my business. live and let live

I LOVE LESBIANS

Nairaland GeneralRe: Python Swallows Sallah Meat In Badagry And Was Caught 'Red Handed' (Photos) by wittyt98(m): 6:08pm On Aug 21, 2018
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SportsRe: Abdelhak Nouri Wakes Up From Coma After Over A Year by wittyt98(m): 3:27pm On Aug 21, 2018
if na for one Muslim state in Nigeria dem for dn bury the guy since grin grin

i sometimes wonder how many unconscious people dem go bury alive back in those days thinking they were dead before the arrival of science and civilization in this part of the world

CelebritiesRe: Why Duncan Mighty Prostrated For Davido – Manager Reveals by wittyt98(m): 5:47pm On Aug 19, 2018
This Davido looks funny grin grin
he looks like a dog but i don't know the breed grin grin grin

how can u look like this and still have a frog voice for crying out loud grin

this guy should just thank god he's wealthy and from a wealthy family grin grin

#no hate #just saying

Christianity EtcRe: Tithers And Seed Sowers Like Us "Na Blessing And Favour Dey Rush Us"~ Obiwest by wittyt98(m): 3:48pm On Aug 19, 2018
its his cup of tea biko as long as it makes him happy. grin

I'm not even religious talk less of being a tither and yet i can proudly beat my chest and say I'm better than so many tithers and seed sowers out there. Gods blessings in my own life na free of charge as long as I'm using the brain he has given me the right way.

proudly non tither

CrimeRe: Female Soldier Brutalizes Her Househelp In Ikeja (Pics) by wittyt98(m):
haaaa embarassed
this is too much naw

Esther Onyinye Ozoekwu
oloriburuku Igbo from the land of the lising sun embarassed

this soldier should be allested and dealt with

poor lil kid embarassed

CrimeRe: 14-year-old Housemaid Who Murdered Her Madam In Benin, Edo Speaks by wittyt98(m): 11:41am On Aug 18, 2018
The idiot was probably beaten, scolded for doing something wrong or maybe the boss treats her like shit is why she decided to kill her. Smh

CelebritiesRe: Wizkid 2nd Baby Mama Call Herself Single Mom, Wizkid Fans Blast Her (pics) by wittyt98(m): 10:02am On Aug 18, 2018
OKorowanta:
As you dey worry say u no know how Wizkid take impregnate d babe nko?
Abi you no know say,na backbone naim connect the neck and the yansh?
Pikin and mama don dey connected already anyhow you see am.
Dats why I dey clear you say,d babe wey you no happy say Wizzy fab,naim born the most stylish boy among dem.
i hear u. we dey argue untop people wey no follow us know as we go chop this morning grin make we close chapter abeg i no get strength

CelebritiesRe: Wizkid 2nd Baby Mama Call Herself Single Mom, Wizkid Fans Blast Her (pics) by wittyt98(m): 9:16am On Aug 18, 2018
OKorowanta:
Wetin you dey talk smallie?
Of all d kids,na dis babe own get Wizkid-like doings,Grammy doings.
This one na guy boy.
He look like a kid the industry is already waiting for.
Bros u wear pant for eye? grin show me where i call out the innocent pikin biko?

Christianity EtcRe: The Hand Of God Is On Saraki' - Prophet Omotosho Makes Shocking Revelation by wittyt98(m):
Shocking revelation or Super Sentiment? all these hungry self acclaimed men of god sef grin this one is probably looking for who to bless him with some few millions.

oloriboo pastor grin

CelebritiesRe: Wizkid 2nd Baby Mama Call Herself Single Mom, Wizkid Fans Blast Her (pics) by wittyt98(m): 8:14am On Aug 18, 2018
how wiz take impregnate this babe sef? of all wizkids babymamas na this one worst pass

Christianity EtcRe: Muslims Storm Emir's Palace As Bishop Sam Zuga Preaches At The Palace In Lafia(p by wittyt98(m): 6:31am On Aug 18, 2018
udumosam23:
Tick tock tick tock tick tock, time is ticking, days are fleeting, judgment is near, I can feel your fear. Repent and be saved, tomorrow may be late.
thanks but pls speak for yourself fam grin I'm not suffering from mental slavery grin Good morning
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Woman Celebrates Her Daughter Who Is Now A Major In The US Army (pics) by wittyt98(m): 6:08am On Aug 18, 2018
ìwà lewa.

#ProudlyOmoluabi

#Odua to the world

RomanceRe: Woman Beats Side Chic To Stupor And Strips Her Naked (graphic Photo) by wittyt98(m): 5:57am On Aug 18, 2018
Igbo Kwenu grin

RomanceRe: See What Nigerian Guys Did To This Sexy Lady On Twitter After Sharing Her Photos by wittyt98(m): 5:54am On Aug 18, 2018
LuvU2:
She must hv snubbed them all, poor guys smiley
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EducationRe: Look At What This Undergraduate Wrote On Facebook....(photos Attached) by wittyt98(m): 5:51am On Aug 18, 2018
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