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RomanceRe: Should I Play Along?... by wizaro(m): 8:07pm On Nov 21, 2016
Op. Shine ya eye. Ooo
RomanceRe: How To Spot People With Fat joystick & Wide Punna Research Discovered by wizaro(m): 12:08am On Nov 20, 2016
Bullcrap
TV/MoviesRe: Which Of These Movies Did You Watch Back Then? by wizaro(m): 2:21am On Nov 19, 2016
Good old days... Can't forget.. Last burial.. Issakaba which I still have in my collections now... Igodo... Karashika glamour girls.. Most wanted.. Oracle.. Witches.. End of d wicked.. Sakobi d snake girl... Blood money... Rattle snake.. Living in bandage.. Dometila... Full moon.... aki..na..ukwa.. Usoufia in London.. When nollywood was nollywood not all dis bullcrap dey dish out dis days... Chai I think I watched almost all d movies back den.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Port Harcourt Meet And Greet Whatsapp Group Chat by wizaro(m): 6:36am On Nov 17, 2016
08063487421
PhonesRe: Lets Discuss: What Was The First Network U Ever Used by wizaro(m): 2:03am On Nov 06, 2016
Mtn.. Bought it 2004
Jokes EtcRe: Which Will You Choose? by wizaro(m): 4:16pm On Nov 04, 2016
Hahaha... No 3 and 7 done dat severally no a big deal
SportsRe: Wwe Raw And Smackdown Results by wizaro(m): 1:57pm On Oct 28, 2016
Thumbs up bro
SportsRe: Wwe Raw And Smackdown Results by wizaro(m): 1:57pm On Oct 28, 2016
Thumbs up brko
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Type Of Girl I Want; Pls Help Me Find Her by wizaro(m): 4:19pm On Oct 17, 2016
Joke section pls..
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Young Male Age 22 - 30 by wizaro(m): 4:15pm On Oct 17, 2016
Mods pls take down this post is a harmful scam aimed at blackmailing dis innocent lady.
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Some Nigerian Men Like To Cheat With Their Neighbor’s Wife (photos) by wizaro(m): 4:04pm On Oct 17, 2016
Op. Don't tel me u are doing such...watsup with sleeping with a neighbors wide or hubby. Op. I dey suspect u.. Ooo.. Hope it's not what am thinking.
RomanceRe: If You Were Given 1 Million Naira.. What Could You Do With It by wizaro(m): 3:58pm On Oct 17, 2016
MMM things straight up. No dulling.
AutosRe: Firllstbody 4runner For Sale 670k by wizaro(m): 3:53am On Oct 15, 2016
Wrong section..... Move to right section
CelebritiesEnd Time!! South Africa To Offer Witchcraft As A Course! by wizaro(op): 5:58pm On Oct 10, 2016
South African Universities to offer Bsc Witchcraft

The South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018.

Speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” Blade said.

The announcement was met with boos and bottle throws from the packed auditorium who had gone to the meeting hoping the minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming year. The unperturbed minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers.

He also invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents permits. “I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”, he added.





Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel will conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches.

Source : LiveMonitor Satire
http://livemonitor.co.za/south-african-universities-to-offer-bsc-witchcraft/
FoodRe: Which Food You Cant Do Without by wizaro(m): 12:20pm On Oct 10, 2016
Lipton with milk aka tea
FoodRe: Please Help Me With Chapman Recipe by wizaro(m): 12:18pm On Oct 10, 2016
I think u should get.. Grenaldine syrup... Then u get soft drinks like Fanta or coke.. Mix with d syrup along side water.. My little observation
RomanceRe: How Guys Screw Up On First Dates! Things Most Guys Often Over Look by wizaro(m): 1:15am On Oct 10, 2016
Pls what is a date.. Is it the one in calendar
RomanceRe: Which Song Do You Have On Repeat Right Now? by wizaro(m): 1:12am On Oct 10, 2016
Edris - Nigeria jaga jaga
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Assess My Self-constructed CV And Pls Give Me A Feedback On Its Quality by wizaro(m): 11:22am On Oct 09, 2016
tonididdy:
for real....tenderfoot port Harcourt?
yea TENDERFOOT portharcourt rumuigbo. 2006/2007 set
FamilyRe: Can I Start A Family With 70k? by wizaro(m): 11:37am On Sep 27, 2016
Op..pls go ahead ooo..there is no gain I must tell u if u eventually marry late.. Imagine training a child at 60plus.. because probably u married at 40 or more.. Pls planning and understanding between u and ur wife is d main thing.. Plan well..I know of a friend who started with 40k income and now earns 50k..Cut ur clothe according to ur size.. Live according to ur income. Above all God should be in ur marriage. Above all never u marry a lazy woman.. Who can't bring anything to d table.. No marry all dis chewing gum Sidon dey paint hand girls. Pls never date dem self I beg u if u want to succeed marry an industrious woman who works or is good into biznes.. And u both should sit down an calculate ur cost and expanses on d kind of family u both want.. Gradually u will get there.. He dat finds a good wife an industrious wife finds a good thing. Succ
RomanceRe: Which Of These Hot Chicks Would You Hang Out With by wizaro(m): 5:37am On Sep 23, 2016
Fortunately number..6 is my baby my everything..
While number 9 use to be my ex.
RomanceRe: She Tried To Friendzoned Me But I Beat Her To It by wizaro(m): 5:32am On Sep 23, 2016
Anyway op. U try..







It's wizaro in the building!!
RomanceRe: He Ties Me Up During Sex And Flogs Me With Koboko by wizaro(m): 5:28am On Sep 23, 2016
Thought sex was supposed to be fun and cool..from the heart and emotions with ease... But what do we see today..end time kids watching too many porn..with inhumane fantasies. I weep for this generation!!






Anyway it's wizaro in the building..!!
RomanceRe: She Only Wants Me To Caress Her But No Sex by wizaro(m): 6:09am On Sep 20, 2016
Sorry about that.. Unfortunately I jus came out of such of recent my fiance. Was double dating loved both so much.. One of them because of her background and principles we dated for a year a ND six months.. With a no sex.. After few months into d relationship she insisted on romance.. Kissing. But no sex.. No matter d style I used to lure her she was resolute on her decision. She always plead to wait till after marriage but to tel u d truth I did wat ever she wanted without complaining. because my other babe was giving it to me so I didn't bother her on dat.
She loved me with her life if I can say that and I loved her too.. Got to a point I wanted choose among dem. It was a tough decision.. Like Tony tetuila.. Love with two women don't know which one to choose.. Anyway I finally opted for my oda baby giving it to me..i think I needed someone experienced in love making like my baby.. She almost killed her self when I called it quit with her.. She still calls me till today saying she still loves me. But to tel u d truth.. If u can't cope. Pls quit. She only was disvirgined at a young age. And her strong religious commitment hence d reason she refused sex bfor marriage.


Happily engaged to my baby.. Going to pay her bride price by God willing November.!!
RomanceRe: blank by wizaro(m): 3:18am On Sep 20, 2016
U are beautiful and wonderfully made.. But advertising urself is what I can't Phantom or comprehend. Anyway success to u as u search..

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