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Politics / Re: Meet Nigerian Heroes That Fought Gallantly To Give Us Peace During The Civil War by WizBLANCE(m): 2:59am On Dec 07, 2021
Where is our COW-WARD Buhari?

We should be singing something like

the struggle of our hero past will never is now in vain.

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Politics / Re: The Poverty Escape Route For Poor Nations! by WizBLANCE(m): 1:25pm On Dec 03, 2021
Lol, I don't know why I find this funny

But the fact is a lot of us has ideas but not money

Some of the rich guys has money not ideas

So bro forgive me for choosing money over ideas

In brain jotters voice I say... I need money not idea or financial assistance

If you Wan help me, just give me money.
Education / Re: Student Beats Teacher To Death For Flogging His Younger Sister In Delta (Photo) by WizBLANCE(m): 1:15pm On Dec 03, 2021
Teacher's reward is in heaven, this one don collect for earth.

You may call it fallacy of hesty generalization but some teachers have practically left their work zone.

1) they give students note to copy for them on the black board.

2) they will hardly have time to explain the note.

3) they will flog your child like he/she stole from them.

4) they befriend your under aged kids

5) they flog your kid if he refuse their pedophile approach.

6) they will abuse your kids and make sure you knows nothing about it. God will purnish bad teachers.

the list goes on and on

Times are bad, the economy is harsh but trust me nobody is finding it easier. Your job is to teach, just do your job.

Killing is bad and I know the killer will not go unpunished but if you are a teacher in this forum

You have to learn that minding your business is the best you can get.

Be a good teacher and trust me nobody will come for your life. I hate bad teachers.

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Crime / Re: Heavily Armed Bandits Seen Playing With Their Paraphernalia. by WizBLANCE(m): 4:27am On Dec 03, 2021
If you are somewhere safe, this video will definitely not make much meaning to you. But those who have seen this miscreants first hand will know. Buhari failed us.

I recently relocated from Niger state, I have a first hand knowledge of what bandits can do.

Dey no tell me, I see am...

No joy, no mercy, they are more like wild donkeys... Just not humas.

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Crime / Re: Police Officer Arrested And Granted Bail For Fingering A Lady (video) by WizBLANCE(m): 4:17am On Dec 03, 2021
POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND

it's indeed a Shame....

Angel Gabriel, what am I doing in Africa?
Crime / Re: After 10yrs Of Practice, Fake Lawyer Arrested In Port Harcourt Court (Video) by WizBLANCE(m): 3:31pm On Dec 02, 2021
Penguin2:
My man go don build house and train all him children grin

Train all his children in ten yeas?

Like how did you come to this conclusion?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st December 2021 by WizBLANCE(m): 4:52pm On Dec 01, 2021
Chelsea please we need this three POINT...

GOD no go shame us.

COLOUR ME BLUE...

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Fashion / Re: Which girls are more beautiful - Fulani or Igbo ? Your Vote by WizBLANCE(m): 2:09pm On Dec 01, 2021
From the pictures I give it to the igbo.

See beauty like oyibo

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Politics / Re: Petrol May Sell Above ₦340/Litre, Marketers Plan Imports Amidst Forex Crisis by WizBLANCE(m): 2:06pm On Dec 01, 2021
I can't wait for 2023 but then I thought of the possibility of Nigerian voting in a president worst than Buhari.

It is more like a trend, the past admissions seems to better than the present...

But is there anybody worst than Buhari?
What's the possibility of such person becoming our next president?

Only God can help us now.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by WizBLANCE(m): 10:25am On Apr 18, 2020
oldman112:

My brother that one normal somehow, I don't just like calls entering my phone I prefer to call and these happened for years but since I started biz, I can pick someone's phone that share same ringing tone with mine.

Save for business those that call me call in vain...


But now, I can even pick your calls before you think of calling me.

Business have a way of turning introverts to extroverts.

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Politics / Re: Lockdown: FG Gives N20,000 To Poor Households In FCT by WizBLANCE(m): 4:49pm On Apr 01, 2020
God, I cry for this country.





E get why
Health / Re: Laila Abubakar Ali Dies Of Coronavirus In USA by WizBLANCE(m): 1:35pm On Mar 26, 2020
Finally, She found her greener pasture.

Rip
Health / Re: Men Are Much More Likely To Die From Coronavirus - But Why? by WizBLANCE(m): 11:15am On Mar 26, 2020
1) Stay at home, stay at home

Bread winners no go hear, that's why.

2) women tend to obey instructions more than the men.

- wash your hand
-facemask
-stay at home
-don't shake hands
Etc

3) men are more carefree, with everything... Not just this virus
Health / Covid 19: Face Mask Issues by WizBLANCE(m): 11:00am On Mar 26, 2020
I will start by appreciating all health workers, criminals and bankers who have to wear facemask even when they don't want to.

Haven read international and local news, I saw the need to protect myself by wearing a face mask and getting myself a hand sanitizer.

But nobody told me how difficult wearing a facemask could be. I am barely two hours in this thing and I simply can't go on (Local man can no longer can) I really feel like I am killing myself even before the virus arives.

I know adaptation is inevitable but tell us what your first day of masking's like... and possibly how we (jjc) can overcome it.

1 Go get your facemask
2 Wash your hand regularly
May God protect us all.
Crime / Re: Police Inspector Commits Suicide After Killing Ex-lover, Husband In Anambra by WizBLANCE(m): 7:28pm On Mar 24, 2020
Somebody would say

I won't say a word.


Me self won't say a word.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: How Is COVID-19 Affecting You, Your Family, Work & Business? by WizBLANCE(m): 11:19am On Mar 24, 2020
As a business man, I have been on the positive side of things but then the thought of losing me, my friends or any member of my family have taken a better part of me.

I really don't want to lose anybody.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Break Up With A Girl Without Breaking Her Heart? My Story by WizBLANCE(m): 7:14pm On Mar 23, 2020
Uyi168:
...
OK..

That pic shaaa na die

Lomh grin

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Politics / Re: Atiku In Serious Tears As The Son Tests Positive For Coronavirus by WizBLANCE(m): 4:29pm On Mar 23, 2020
donbachi:
The rich also cry.

Smile

THE shit is real
Politics / Re: Gov. Uzodinma And Ihedioha Hugs And Play In Public by WizBLANCE(m): 4:26pm On Mar 23, 2020
It's good they are in good terms but now is a time to stay far from each other.


Stay away from the people you love, that's the new way of showing your love.
Politics / Re: Buhari Is Ready To Fight Coronavirus - Lai Mohammed Assures Nigerians by WizBLANCE(m): 4:11pm On Mar 23, 2020
I really don't know why I am laughing


Fight gịnị?

No corocoro we they talk about o

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Access Bank Closes Branch After Customer Tests Positive by WizBLANCE(m): 3:41pm On Mar 23, 2020
Well, the comfirm case in Nigeria is 35


Make I hear
Health / Re: My Experience Trying To Get Tested For Covid-19 In Lagos by WizBLANCE(m): 3:24pm On Mar 23, 2020
Mymynd4u:



Exactly.. 35000 cases.. See details


35 by govt

35000 plus u, ur family and ur generation



Stop spreading fake news.... Idiat


Trust their figures and all you will have left at the end of it all is your frozen diiick in your left hand.

Idiat.
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar & Estate Residents Dragged His UK Returnee Son For COVID 19 Test by WizBLANCE(m): 2:05pm On Mar 23, 2020
Simplyleo:
Why will the son of the god and hopeful saviour of ipob miscreants be dragged for any yeye test.

Are they not aware the influx of the virus is Buhari's fault?

Ipob miscreants, it is time to carry placards on the streets, this is a sacrilegious desecration of what is held in high esteem to prevent the wrath of abiama. angry

Trust me you need sense

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Politics / Re: Will Corona Virus Be Announced In Aso Rock? by WizBLANCE(m): 12:47pm On Mar 23, 2020
deltateam:



I know some people will cash into this misfortune to enrich themselves.


Ask yourself if there's no similar drugs abroad where deaths are being recorded.



Regretqbly that's how the world works

The pillars of this world is built on fragile monetary policy.

Forgive humanity.
Politics / Re: Buharinomics Explained To The Dullard Himself by WizBLANCE(m): 12:42pm On Mar 23, 2020
I am just waiting for people with wide range of understanding to tell me what you want from us.
Health / Re: Nigeria Is Already Dealing With A Deadlier Viral Outbreak Than COVID-19 by WizBLANCE(m): 12:34pm On Mar 23, 2020
It is too early to comend anybody

Time will tell.

Protect yourself to the best of your ability

Me not hoping on anybody o
Health / Re: My Experience Trying To Get Tested For Covid-19 In Lagos by WizBLANCE(m): 12:30pm On Mar 23, 2020
All I have been doing is add 000 at the back of each cases they post

They said it is 35 but I say it is 35000 cases in Nigeria

God this is on you too.

Buhari can't help himself

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Health / Re: My Coronavirus Panic Experience by WizBLANCE(m): 10:59am On Mar 23, 2020
I can only imagine


Lol.

Shit happens but it shaa too pass.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Speaks On The Coronavirus Pandemic (video) by WizBLANCE(m): 9:40pm On Mar 22, 2020
He did well, but he must have forgotten the part that said "Coro be gentle and follow the simple rule ... Ladies first"
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Actions Speak Louder Than TV Address – Buhari Media Organization by WizBLANCE(m): 6:34pm On Mar 22, 2020
We love you bubu

But God love you more

Hit coro and have peace of mind.

I only want the best for you
Politics / Re: DJ Cashes In On Coronavirus Pandemic As He Makes £3,000 In Selling Toilet Paper by WizBLANCE(m): 11:53am On Mar 21, 2020
They say made in China no they last shaa,

How far na, have Kovid lasted enough to prove to the world that chi chi of today get level?


THE KING IS COMING.
Politics / Re: Trending Video: Shocking!see What Iginla Said About Coronavirus by WizBLANCE(m): 11:47am On Mar 21, 2020
When it comes to teaching the word; I can't pick any before him,

(but prophecy, miracle, bla bla..) I will have to look again.

Let me bring my file.

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