₦airaland Forum

MESSI and CR7 come they form GOAT

I think we have seen the real GOAT now.

Black he Goat at that...

Mentaly unable people are the most perfect people that ever existed, at least to them. I am surprised this one knows he is Mentaly unstable.

Vacate your job and give room to normal people sir.

they all need to be flogged hard,
are they supporting supper eagles or supper chickens?
my poultry need those chickens please deport them for me.

I once read a story of an unlucky but determined fellow.

he was the black sheep of the family too. he tried virtually everything but failed. even his younger ones graduated while he was trying jamb.
then an Angel or demon whispered a plan to him, he lied to his parents that he got admission to study pharmacy. then went to the claimed school and look for one pharmacist for apprenticeship. he opened up to the man what his life has been like.
so his parents pay his school fees for five years, including house rent, clothing, feeding and other things.

his boss played his part by allowing the guy to pay visit to his parents during vacation and then resume when other students resumes.

the boy at a point improved in his lies by telling his parents he has some after school jobs doing, so he don't spend most of his holidays at home as before.

after five years while his mates were graduating, he invited his parents for induction just as many kids did

but while his parents were expecting to be lead to the convocation hall, he lead them to the opening ceremony of his pharmaceutical shop.

I read this story sometime in my third year and I can remember the argument in my class as many wish they saw it before then.

hey bro if not that your parents have found you out, I would have recommended same.

just be wise in what you tell your parents cause you and you alone knows them better us landers.

pick your broken self and head home.

in Lee's theory of migration there is what he called "pull and push factor" if the push factor is more than the pull factor then leaving is beautiful.

some women won't even think of divorcing because their father's house is nothing close to their husband's house. but hey your husband's House is nothing close to your live.

a living dog is better than a dead lion... be wise.

consider your pull and push factor in the marriage then make your decision.

day by day I see myself feeling insecure in my own country where being innocent is not enough to see you out of trouble.
400k? I for don be CEO of my own beloved poultry farm.

During last Xmas I was trying to have a haircut somewhere in igwuruta station, (PH) when they (Sars) came down from their cars and started arresting some kids coming back from church with their mothers, the situation got out of hand as many people coming out of church with the kids are there to lash out words on the SARS, they simply drove off with the kids to a God known hell. these women didn't cry, they wailed and wailed but God didn't come down to consume SARS by fire. they pleaded till they have no voice left to call their own. one of the women sat down opening her mouth every now and then but no word came out, she held her head to add meaning to her distress, I watched from my little niche wishing I was never there. wish I am somebody whose word or action could change a thing. but no I am simply me (a boy at the ebb)
"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear"
used to be the word but THIS IS NIGERIA where everybody is a criminal.

God help us all.

120 hours? that's practical example of how busy you guys are over there.

it can only be lies and nothing Else.

I wish supper eagles will be this strong.

happy birthday my fellow lander, I wish you a peaceful landing in life.
in landing a good job, a happy life, good partner and happy kids.

I read that book, giant of the cemetery by Jimmy essien. even as of 1985 men have been thinking of how to save this country. but my knowledge of humanity shows that assumption is the least of human understanding. till he sit on that seat for 4 years or 8, I can't tell who he really is or what he can make out of that sit.

if you have never travelled this path, you may not understand what it feels like to wrongly fall into their hands but I served in Uyo (akwa Ibom), and visited a Friend posted to ikot ekpene, that zone is really deadly. "if you are coming, two of you should not enter same okada or they will arrest you for double packing" I can still hear her warning. There is hardly a time you don't hear of cult issues in IK. As from 8pm the whole street is empty because of the constant disturbance from the street boys. I couldn't spend the next night there... police in ikot ekpene arrests any how but the street boys they worry shaaa.
well, SARS will one day answer for the mayhem they cause the innocent but ikot ekpene boys no they smile o

Having spent a lot of time with my grands, I see some resemblance between old people and kids.

this old men should save us the child play and go into the arrest already. Buhari, you have evidence, why plenty talk na?

I enjoyed it as if in the literature section. nice story... thank you.

If buhari has nothing to hide too, he should be fast to arrest him. so much from the man that promised change.

If buhari has nothing to hide too, he should be fast to arrest him. so much from the man that promised change.

any who take home ant infested fire wood should not complain when visited by lizards. it is not enough to say long live Biafra. we are one with Igbo's.... are you ready for the wild fire or will you run back after leading many to the line of fire? think deep before lifting our flag to the bull (we have got red in the flag) bull don't like red and they will surly turn in every direction the flag is lifted.

sorry op,
why am I seeing this in the crime section?

In the nearest future, the angel that sent me to Nigeria will surly take pity on me. He will hear my cries, He will tell God to bless my hustles and make me a multi billionaire.

AMEN.

wait a minute, she or the man has the ovary?
nothing do Nigerian men abegi

Then smile your way to Aso rock and take your place...
from prison to president (I know that story)

Well lift is lift... maybe he meant lift from frying pan into the real fire. They can do better by not telling us at all... If GDP, GNP and other measures fail to communicate the increase or decrease to us, per capita income will obviously let us know when the economy gets better.

We just need to obey our election rules and regulations.

person way fail make him just go home. that's all.

The man next, please do send the summary. Thank you in anticipation.

sometimes not saying a thing is still saying too much. Judge not... same measure you use in judging...

I look forward to that day when old men will look at the mirror and say "Rest poor flesh, you have toiled a lot." but that day isn't gonna come right? God help Us all.

Bifrost:
Wisdom, I need your personal experience of Akwa-Ibom camp and how service has been going. Please mention me and gist me. Your fellow spatio!

wow it is a pleasure to have you here

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in either way

none desire one Nigeria, at least for now we all hope something better than Nigerian leaders happens to us.