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Fuji maestro, Odetola Wasiu Alabi Pasumawill headline an Eid al–Fitr (an important religious holiday celebrated by Muslims worldwid that
marks the end of Ramadan) show on Thursday, 7 July in London. The music star, who has been in the UK since the Ramadan fast began, will be performing at Unit 2 CLIWOM Building, 709 Old Kent road, London. Packaged by UK leading entertainment outfit, BnS promotion, muslims in the UK and fans of the self-styled Oganla of Fuji music are expected to grace the event.

You will all say I have come again. Okay Now! Well, here it goes.
The Yorubas will gleefully refer to FOLAYEMI’S Mum as either “Mama Fola”or “Iya Yemi”. No problem for FUNMILOLA, if people call her mother “MamaFunmi” or “Iya Lola”. My pastor happily named his child “ESUPOFO” & I addressed his wife as “Mama Esu”, she screamed, bind & cast it, immediately I apologized & addressed her as “Iya POFO”, lo ba tun gba na je… Please what can I call her?

Who is the funniest?
1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.
2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.
3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept.
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping
pills.
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message.
7. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.
8. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started
stoning it.
9. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe.
10.A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched and tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am.
11.AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to Cool FM...

A Boy traveled to Lagos after his WAEC result was out so that his Uncle will help him get admission into the University of Lagos to study medicine and become a medical doctor. The following conversation came up:
Boy: Uncle, I learnt it's difficult to gain admission into the university these days except you are well connected.
Uncle: That's true.
Boy: Since you are connected, I came to ask you if you can help me get admission into the university after my JAMB.
Uncle: That's true..am connected and I will help you.
Boy: Thank you Uncle.
Uncle: You're welcome...so how is your result, is it WAEC or NECO and how many credits did you get?
Boy: Uncle, it's WAEC, I had only two credits in agric and Yoruba language but I failed the rest.
Uncle: Well, that's not bad, you can still be a doctor, not a medical doctor really but native doctor "babalawo"...You will use your credit in agric in collecting herbs from the forest, and Yoruba language for incantations. No be seresere o! Indeed helper.

Be Honest!

ADD YOUR OWN.
1. Okada killed two people inside trailler.
2. Christiano Ronaldo impreginate Funke Akindele.
3. Lil Wayne features Pasuma in his new single.
4. Eyinmba will sign Messi dis January.
5. Baba suwe joined Illuminati, signed in by
Jay z.
6. Beyonce is in love with Terry G.
7. Primary school pupils don dey graduate at class primary 2.
8. University and Poly students are now putting on school uniforms.
9. Obama claims EDO STATE as his home town.
10. New Arsenal manager is Chief Olusegun Obasanjo.
11. Chris Brown wears agbada and slippers to the grammy awards...
Keep it rolling.. Don't End the Fun, Add yours...

Four sets of people are planning for this RAMADAN.
1st are those that will surely die before it (ALLAHU AKBAR).
2nd are those that will start it but won't see the end, (JALA JALALUHU).
3rd are those that will see it through but wont see another one, (SUBHANA LLAH).
4th are those that will see its end this year & witness MANY MANY MANY MORE, (INALLAHA ALA KULI SHAIN QODIR).
I pray to ALLAH to please count me, you, our family & our Loved ones among the 4th group of people. Ameen, Ameen Ameen.
RAMADAN KAREEM in advance.

Four set of people are planning for this RAMADAN.
1st are those that will surely die before it (ALLAHU AKBAR).
2nd are those that will start it but won't see d end, (JALA JALALUHU).
3rd are those that will see it through but wont see another one, (SUBHANA LLAH).
4th are those that will see its end this year & witness MANY MANY MANY MORE, (INALLAHA ALA KULI SHAIN QODIR).
I pray to Almighty God ALLAH to please count me, you, our family & our Loved ones among the 4th group of people. Ameen, Ameen Ameen.
RAMADAN KAREEM in advance.

1. YOUR FACEBOOK
PASSWORD.
2. TO LET HIM READ YOUR WHATSAPP MESSAGES.
3. YOUR TWITTER PASWORD.
4. NONE OF THE ABOVE.

An Igbo man couldn't find a job So he opened a clinic nd puts a sign outside GET TREATMENT 4 #40,000 IF NOT CURED GET BACK #200,000. A lawya thought its an opportunity 4 him. He went to d clinic
Lawyer: I hav lost my sense of taste.
Igboman: Take out medicine 4rm box no 22 nd put 3 drops in his mouth.
Lawya: Ugh, Dis is kerosene.
Igboman: Congrats, ur sense of taste is
restored. Giv me #40,000" D lawya left in anger nd afta a few days he went back 2d clinic
Lawya: I've lost my memory. I can't
rememba anytin.
Igboman: Take out medicine 4rm box no 22 nd put 3 drops in his mouth.
Lawya: Dis is kerosene u gav 2 me last time 4 restoring my taste.
Igboman: Congrats. U got ur memory
bak. Giv me #40,000. D fuming lawya pays him, nd den coms bak
a week lata determined 2 get bak #200,000.
Lawya: My eyesight has bcom very week.
Igboman: Well i dnt hav any medicine 4dat, so tak dis #200,000.
Lawya: Bt dis is #40,000 nt #200,000.
Igboman: Congrats. ur eyesight has been restored. giv me #40,000. Nawa o!

My boy was sent to deliver a live chicken in Lagos. On his way a careless okada made him to fall off the bike. The chicken immediately ran off. When my boy saw the chicken running away, he started laughing. And when asked why he was laughing, he said "see this Mumu chicken, where does she know in Lagos when the address is with me?". I beg good morning jare!

NO CHEATING NOW!
Close your eyes and type your name with one finger and post the results in the comment box. Oya Lets Go!

When your current facebook location is London, Your school is Ekiti state university and you work at "MTN, South Africa". Your tweet is always from Malaysia. Your BBM location is Dubai and your real GPS location is somewhere in Oyo State. But you want God to locate you this year. My dear, where do you want Him to start from?

Fuji music artist Wasiu Alabi Pasuma has dumped fuji music
for late Fela Anikulapo Kuti’s inspired song titled Change. Change has an afrobeat tune and is produced by Puffy Tee. Pasuma goes a bit political in the song as he addresses the current state of the nation. The fuji music veteran Pasuma, has made name for himself in
Nigeria’s entertainment industry with hits after hits and evergreen songs. He has been around for over thirty years and still trending. Pasuma is trying to cross over from core fuji music to contemporary hip hop music. His last album My World featured a couple of hip hop acts like Tiwa
Savage, Phyno, QDot,
Oritsefemi, Olamide and Frankie Free. click on the link to download. www.tooxclusive.com/tag/pasuma/