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Romance › Re: Which One Is The Best Kiss? by WonderManly(op): 5:02pm On May 31, 2017
Dimples182:
Number 2 but hmmmmmm mmmmm grin
I need to confirm this hmmmmmmm first! grin
Dimples182:
Number 2 but hmmmmmm mmmmm grin
I need to confirm this hmmmmmmm first!
Sports › Re: List Of Invited Super Eagles Player For South Africa Match by WonderManly(m): 4:50pm On May 31, 2017
[quote author=ceometromedia post=57055397]List of invited Super Eagles players for the African Cup Of Nations qualifier against South Africa on the 10th of June 2017.

http://www.metronaija.com/2017/05/list-of-invited-super-eagles-player-for.html

cc: lalasticlala mynd44

My name is not written there why?... the name on the list is incompleted then!
Romance › Which One Is The Best Kiss? by WonderManly(op): 1:18pm On May 31, 2017
Which of these is the best kiss?

Food › Which Of These Food Is Your Choice? by WonderManly(op): 1:01pm On May 31, 2017
Which of these food is your favouritehuh
A. The first food.
B. The second food.
C. The third food.
Choose your choice!

Romance › What Will You Do To This Man. If You're The One? by WonderManly(op): 5:08pm On Apr 06, 2017
If this man should rape your mama at your presence. What will you dohuh

Romance › When You See Your Wife With Your Best Friend In This Way. What Will You Do? by WonderManly(op): 4:49pm On Apr 06, 2017
When you caught your wife with your best friend in this way. What will you dohuh

Romance › If Sex Is World Cup In Nigeria, Which State Will Win It? by WonderManly(op): 4:39pm On Apr 06, 2017
If sex is world cup in nigeria, which state did you think will win the cuphuh

Politics › Re: Herdsmen: Youths, Women Protest Nude In Anambra by WonderManly(m): 5:26pm On Mar 30, 2017
Where are the nudes? Oh my God! Nonsese, am only here to check the nude and go, Simple!
Culture › Re: List Of First Class Kings In Nigeria By ThisTrend by WonderManly(m): 8:31am On Mar 17, 2017
8. Olu of Itsekiri/Warri Thе Olu of Wаrrі, Godwin Toju Emіkо іѕ the head оf the Itsekiri speaking реорlе. This ruler is king of one of the oil producing states in Nigeria. He is a lаwуеr bу рrоfеѕѕіоn the second university grаduаtеto аѕсеnd the grеаt throne оf the Warri Kіngdоm.
9. Obi of Onitsha His Royal Highness Obi Igwe Nnayelugo Alfred Nnaemeka
Achebe is the current Obi of Onitsha and is one of the most respected traditional monarch in Nigeria and he has influence over all Igwe’s in the south-east.
10. Olubadan of Ibadan The current Olubadan of Ibadan is Oba Saliu Adetunji. Ibadan is also an ancient Kingdom and he is also a first class king in Nigeria.
I knew and think this list is incomplete without my home land king AWUJALE of Ijebu Land. NO! NO!! NO!!! I cant take this from this writer. Never!
Phones › Re: Phone Specification: Blackberry Releases The First DUAL-SIM Smartphone by WonderManly(m): 7:31am On Mar 10, 2017
Hope the BB battery go last for 3days with browsing? If not, i prefer to wait for the return of NOKIA 3310 Period!.
Jokes Etc › Check Out What This Little Baby Replied To President Buhari's Greeting. by WonderManly(op): 8:45pm On Mar 01, 2017
Even small pikin know about Buhari corruption fighter that make everything expensive in the country. May God safe us.

Jokes Etc › Which Animal Do Will Kill Like This? by WonderManly(op): 7:14am On Feb 21, 2017
Which animal do will kill this wayhuh

Jokes Etc › Sunday Breaking News! by WonderManly(op): 12:39am On Feb 19, 2017
ADD YOUR OWN BREAKING NEWS:
1. Okada killed two people inside trailler...
2. Christiano Ronaldo impreginate Funke Akindele...
3. Lil Wayne features Pasuma in his new single...
4. Eyinmba will sign Messi dis January...
5. Baba suwe joined Illuminati, signed in by Jay z...
6. Beyonce is in love with Terry G...
7. Primary school pupils don dey graduate at class primary 2....
8. University and Poly students are now putting on school uniforms...
9. Obama claims EDO STATE as his home town...
10. New Arsenal manager is Chief Olusegun Obasanjo...
11. Chris Brown wears agbada and slippers to the grammy awards...
Keep it rolling.. Don't End the Fun, Add Yours. Happy Sunday!
Celebrities › Who Is Your Favourite? Between Baba Suwe, Mr Latin And Okunnu [see Photos] by WonderManly(op): 12:30am On Feb 19, 2017
WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE? BETWEEN BABA SUWE, MR LATIN AND OKUNNU [SEE PHOTOS] http://scopenaija.info/who-is-your- favourite-between-baba-suwe-mr- latin-and-okunnu/

Politics › Re: Fashola: I Will Resist Payment When There Is No Electricity by WonderManly(m): 8:52am On Feb 14, 2017
osahonmk:
The Minister of Power, Works and Housing, Mr. Babatunde Fashola, has said he will, like other consumers, be more resistant to payment of electricity bill if there is no supply.

Fashola said this on Monday at the 12th Monthly Power Sector and Stakeholders’ Meeting in Ibadan hosted by Ibadan Electricity Distribution Company.

Power generation in the country has worsened in recent weeks after hitting the 4,000 megawatts mark in December last year, with many consumers without prepaid meters complaining about over-estimated bills despite the dip in supply.

Commenting on the problems in the power sector, the minister said sabotage of gas assets and pipelines had “decommissioned power plants and their ability to provide up to 3,000 megawatts of power”.

He said, “The 3,500MW to 3,800MW that we have been able to keep on the grid over the last few months will be assisted greatly if we can have the gas pipelines back and add 3,000MW to it. That means we will be able to deliver well over 6,000MW if the gas pipelines are safe.”

Fashola said the sabotage had also created debt and liquidity problems, shortfall in power expectation, and in revenue recovery by power distribution firms.

“Consumers are more resistant to payment when they don’t have electricity, and I will be, too, and you will be too,” he told the power investors and other stakeholders at the meeting.

“We see that they (consumers) pay more when the power is more stable. Of course, there are issues also at the retail end – metering, estimated bills.”

Noting that all stakeholders have different roles to play in solving the problems, the minister said, “You will see that government has begun to act. The Vice President, representing the President, is going round those Niger Delta communities, engaging them more openly, more robustly.

“The idea is to bring them to the table to stop the vandalism while the issues that agitate them can be treated and resolved. I believe that if we are successful as we expect to be, we should be able to, sometimes, this year recover all the 3,000MW that has been lost to gas pipeline outages.”

http://www.energywatchng.com/will-avoid-bill-payment-theres-no-electricity-fashola/

Politics › Re: APC Saved Nigerians From Poverty, Hunger –minister Of Niger Delta. by WonderManly(m): 9:52am On Feb 09, 2017
Too long jare... I can't read jor!
Jokes Etc › You Need To Check Out What Happen At Burial Of My Friend's Grand Father. by WonderManly(op): 10:43pm On Jan 11, 2017
Can someone tell me wayout of this place? But i dont want to die o!
I attended a burial of my friend's grand father yesterday but their tradition is that, at every burial ceremony, an old man would come out and announce the next person to die, so this old man said the first person to leave the burial ground will be next to die... since yesterday we are still at the burial. Who want to die nowhuh
Celebrities › Who Is The Best Among These Three Artiste A, B Or C? by WonderManly(op):
Who is the best among these three artiste A, B and C?

Jokes Etc › For Only Smart People! by WonderManly(op): 5:15pm On Nov 28, 2016
Write down a country's name that begins with the last letter of your name. If it doesn't match pls, delete it.
Jokes Etc › Do I Still Need Wife? Please Advice Me! by WonderManly(op): 8:43am On Nov 23, 2016
Do i still need wife? Please advice me!

Jokes Etc › Re: What Will You Do To Save Your Self From The Shame? by WonderManly(op): 7:46pm On Nov 22, 2016
wins18:
give me control switch
Did you just say Control Switch?... You no go kill person for here!
Jokes Etc › What Will You Do To Save Your Self From The Shame? by WonderManly(op): 7:13pm On Nov 21, 2016
Imagine you went to a shop with 100 Naira to buy CONDOM, immediately you said give me "CON..." you realized that your pastor was standing behind you. Now, "What will you add to "CON..." so as to freesave yourself fro m this shamehuh
Romance › What Will You Called This. Rape Or Not? Click And Check Out What Happen! by WonderManly(op): 3:19am On Nov 19, 2016
When a man force his wife for sex, Is it a rape or not?

Jokes Etc › Which Of Those Tribe Is This Man From? by WonderManly(op): 12:48am On Nov 19, 2016
MAN: Sweetheart!!
WOMAN: Yes honey!
MAN: Come here!
WOMAN: Why?
MAN: Come here first.
WOMAN: Here I am.
MAN: Please put off your clothes.
WOMAN: I have done it.
MAN: Take off your panties.
WOMAN: Why?
MAN: I said take off your panties.
WOMAN: Am nude now.
MAN: Come up to the bed.
WOMAN: Here I am.
MAN: Open your legs.
WOMAN: What forhuh
MAN: I said open up your legshuh
WOMAN: I have done it.
MAN: Ok come and help me count this money.
WOMAN: But you asked me to naked myself why.
MAN: Its because I do not trust you when it comes to money.
WHICH TRIBE IS THAT MAN?.
1) Yoruba.
2) Igbo.
3) Hausa.
Jokes Etc › One Name For This Mallam! by WonderManly(op): 1:57pm On Nov 10, 2016
All for laughs...
Mallam Usman lost his cheque booklet and went to bank after 2 days to report.
Bank manager: But I warned u to be careful with your chequebook mallam, cos anyone can forge your signature.
Mallam: I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques, so they won't have space to forge my signature...
Bank Manager fainted.
Jokes Etc › Re: What Part Of The Body Never Rests??? by WonderManly(op): 5:55pm On Nov 07, 2016
holatin:
My pen1s
Are you herehuh NO!
Jokes Etc › Pastor Can Put You For Wahala. Click And Check What Happen. by WonderManly(op): 5:32am On Nov 07, 2016
Wahala DEY ooooooooooooo!
Imagineooo!!! Some Pastors Can put you in trouble oooooo!
Imagine i was in the church Yesterday and the pastor was Preaching... The Pastor Said. Do You know that We are all fools in the hands of the lord!!!!!!
Immediately our Pastor said turn to your neighbour and tell him or her that he/she is a fool..... I turn immediately to tell my neighbour that he's a fool As i turn i saw My school VICE CHANCELLOR, I was shocked i now wispered to him that our Pastor is a fool forever;;;;;;:::::::
Please Did I do wronghuh
Good mornin to you all!
Jokes Etc › What Part Of The Body Never Rests??? by WonderManly(op): 12:19pm On Nov 06, 2016
Please let's hear out your own answer...
Please think carefully. According to you.
What part of the body in the options below never Restshuh
1. Eye
2. Ear
3. Heart
4. Mouth
5. Brain
Jokes Etc › Husband And Wife. by WonderManly(op): 10:10pm On Oct 28, 2016
Husband & wife.
______________________________
____________
Wife: Darling, the door is getting damage will you fix it, when you come back from work?
Husband: What ?! Do I look like carpenter ?
Wife: Okay. what about the garden
.........................
Husband: This woman leave me alone!. Do I look like a Gardner?
When husband return home from work. The door is fix, the garden is clean.
Husband: Who help you to do all this?
Wife: Its one man that I saw on street.
Husband: So, how much did he collect?
Wife: He just said bread or sex.
Husband: I hope you give him bread?
Wife: Do I look like a baker?
Jokes Etc › If You're To Be Me, What Will You Do? by WonderManly(op): 3:46am On Oct 28, 2016
My dad called me when he heard there was a riot in my school...
Dad: Hello son, where are you?
Me: My hostel.
Dad: Good, I heard there is riot. Don't go out, don't follow them, you know your family background, stay in your room. You hear me?
Me: Okay Dad....
(Calls back in five minutes)
.
.
Dad: My son, what caused the riot?
Me: They increased our school fees from N30,000 to N300,000. Because our vice Chancellor said we are in the time of CHANGE.
Dad: Where are you now?
Me: In my room.
Dad: Ehhnn! Are you mad? Join them!
Me: But dad...
Dad: Shut up and join them, carry matchet!! Carry anything...!!! Kill people!
If you're to be in my position. What will you do? Follow your dad's warning or you will also join them? What will you dohuh
Politics › Re: Aisha’s BBC Interview – She Got It All Wrong, My Respect For PMB Just Soars by WonderManly(m): 1:23pm On Oct 15, 2016
I'm tired of reading this long episode jare. Too long, i can't read jare!
Jokes Etc › What Will You Do If You're This Person? by WonderManly(op): 11:42am On Oct 11, 2016
Just imagine this!
Lets say you travelled and on your way coming back you discover that you're hungry and you stop by one road-side shop and you bought bread and sardine with your last card. And on getting home to take your bread and sardine to eat, has you open the sardine you find out that its only full of groundnut oil "ororo" and these words written inside; Try Again. What will you dohuh
Good day to you all!

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