Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,151,341 members, 7,811,991 topics. Date: Monday, 29 April 2024 at 05:11 AM

Wonlasewonimi's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Wonlasewonimi's Profile / Wonlasewonimi's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 174 pages)

Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by wonlasewonimi: 4:19pm On Feb 12
Lexusgs430:


Even ikokore dey Woolwich...... 🤣

Everything Nigeria dey Woolwich...... Take a stroll on the high street, you would think you're in isale eko.....😜

Have you been to the Ghanaian woman that sells a whole roasted Tilapia with ata dindin in Woolwich before? grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu Warns Universities against Indiscriminate Award of Honorary Degrees by wonlasewonimi: 1:42pm On Feb 11
This just confirms what I have been saying saying that this man is brain dead.
Politics / Re: If Peter Obi Was Sworn In, What Would Have Changed? by wonlasewonimi: 1:35pm On Feb 11
I can't believe any sane person is still trying to whitewash the idiot in aso rock. WTH
Politics / Re: If Peter Obi Was Sworn In, What Would Have Changed? by wonlasewonimi: 12:48pm On Feb 11
He wouldn't go to Dubai with Toke, and paid for oloshos in NY. I am very sure he wouldn't have supported building N15b government house and approved 160m to buy SUVs.
Politics / Re: Protest Against High Cost Of Living Spreads To Lagos by wonlasewonimi: 12:43pm On Feb 11
This is chinedu's fault. I just want to dance!

1 Like

Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders Release Of Food Reserves To Boost Availability by wonlasewonimi: 8:39pm On Feb 08
ceejay80s:
Story....
The way he released palliative that no one received..
Sometimes he thinks we are fools

He knows a lot of fools voted for him

1 Like

Career / Re: Nigerian Lady Fired From New Job In Canada For Saying Sorry Too Much by wonlasewonimi: 1:48pm On Feb 06
Kobicove:


And so?

You people think obodo oyibo is heaven abi?

Your employer abroad can fire you at anytime he determines that you are not adding value to his business so long as he is sure he can prove in court that your dismissal is not discriminatory!

Nice, so telling the court that she always say sorry means she's not adding value, and dismissal based on that, to you is not discriminatory?

3 Likes

Career / Re: Nigerian Lady Fired From New Job In Canada For Saying Sorry Too Much by wonlasewonimi: 1:38pm On Feb 06
Kobicove:


Says who?

You think there are no employment laws?

1 Like

Career / Re: Nigerian Lady Fired From New Job In Canada For Saying Sorry Too Much by wonlasewonimi: 1:32pm On Feb 06
They don't just sack people like that in developed countries.

2 Likes

Politics / Re: Nigerians Drag Dele Momodu For Sharing Video Of Power Outage At Lagos Airport by wonlasewonimi: 1:23am On Feb 05
Acidosis:


Set awon ediots. Your president is chilling in a country where residents enjoy uninterrupted power, and you people are dragging "Uncle Dele na my boy" for embarrassing the contraption called Nigeria?

What is more embarrassing: (1) the criminal chilling in another man's country while your national grid collapsed or (2) a private citizen expressing his pains

You are too rational. I have concluded most of these people are raving mad. What they are currently enduring would have caused wars in some countries. They are waiting on God! One idiotic preszzdent left the country abruptly on a private visit and everyone seem to be ok with it. Set of retards.

2 Likes 1 Share

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Beautiful Bungalow For Sale In Igando Off LASU Igando Express Lagos Nigeria by wonlasewonimi: 1:15am On Feb 05
Na so so bad dreams for this one

1 Like

Politics / Re: Released Schoolchildren: Oyebanji Thanks President Tinubu, Security Agencies by wonlasewonimi: 5:35pm On Feb 04
They paid ransom in Ekiti, he is thanking a French BAT
Politics / Re: Nigerian Women Are The Cause Of This Dollar Crisis - Isaac Fayose by wonlasewonimi: 10:49pm On Feb 03
When did they start inviting mad people to Arise?
Crime / Re: U.S. Bureau Of Prisons To Probe Hushpuppi Over Viral Feast At Fort Dix Facility by wonlasewonimi: 5:08pm On Feb 02
I knew they would come for him. Most prisoners hide burner phones, this one was displaying videos via a smart phone connected to the internet. Who knows if he is still running things in the prison. Heads will roll!

8 Likes

Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Suffering, Address Economic Pains – Musician, K1 Tells Tinubu by wonlasewonimi: 4:20pm On Feb 02
By May, he will do another hit song to drag him properly.

1 Like 1 Share

Politics / Re: "I Regret Voting For Tinubu" - Yoruba Man Cries Out by wonlasewonimi: 11:37am On Feb 02
ablejesus26:


You are a liar. Under Obi Anambra was launched into another era of massive human development.

Under Obi Anambra was rated by the Igp Baba as safest State in Nija back to back. Anambarians had access to Education and good social welfare which reduces Insecurity drastically.

Lie all You care We know what the stats hold.

https://www.legit.ng/nigeria/1498135-18-major-achievements-peter-obi-melt-hearts/

You are trying to convince people who voted for a dunce that said 'na statistics we go chop'
Politics / Re: Isaac Fayose Calls On Tinubu To Seize Dollars In Domiciliary Accounts by wonlasewonimi: 12:31am On Feb 02
Dsimmer:


Exaggeration or not, this isn't about Obi but about fighting against every dollar speculators. That was what his message was about. He only used Obi as an example. He's simply talking about dollars speculators. If you had a brain, you would already know that. Anyone speculating nonsense in the country needs to be sanctioned. That includes Obi if he's one of them.

Tinubu is currently in Paris on a private visit spending naira

3 Likes

Politics / Re: Isaac Fayose Calls On Tinubu To Seize Dollars In Domiciliary Accounts by wonlasewonimi: 11:53pm On Feb 01
I didn't know that this dude is a retarddd
Politics / Re: Vp Shettima Slams Nigerians For Laughing At Naira's Crisis - (video) by wonlasewonimi: 11:50pm On Feb 01
If this guy should become the prezzdent peren...ti yin ba yin niyen
Family / Re: Married Couples: How Do You Cope With Temptation To Cheat? by wonlasewonimi: 2:53pm On Feb 01
Eunoiaa:
A woman's libido is something of an astronomical nature, and therefore cannot be 'tamed.' Women only get married to fulfil all righteousness, and just to, you know, satisfy the primordial urge of a man for a fulfilment found only in marriage.

So there's nothing like managing temptation for a married woman. This is a truth all men must accept to have a happier, healthier marital life. So the best you can do when you notice that your wife has started looking outside is to pick the young men she frolics with yourself. I mean, she's not doing it for the emotional benefits, she's doing it for the physical release which you alone can not supply.

So your best bet as a man is to help her pick men who are only interested in sex, too, not a man who will want to snatch her from you.

This is the secret of men of old to their long-lasting marriages, but somehow men of nowadays did not have it handed down to them, and now they have the redpill deceiving them that they should not accept a cheating woman. Hahahahahaha. See as a man, your honor is in celebrating a cheating wife, let me tell you. Don't allow bitter young men to mislead you in losing your marriage. Stay with a cheating wife, cherish her, have her needs met by different men, and you'll glow. To marry a promiscuous woman is to marry well.


So, anyway where was I? Yes. The sexual urges of a woman to mate with as much males as possible cannot be repressed. To get married to a woman who doesn't have this urge is a recipe for disaster. So your best bet as a man is helping her to select the playing fields that she plants her juices in.

Let me stop here for now. When I remember more green pills for managing cheating as a married man, I'll edit this comment and add them.

This sarcasm flew over a lot folks here grin

1 Like

Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by wonlasewonimi: 10:43am On Feb 01
justwise:


Ok tell us how much it cost and how long they spent in your house grin

To be honest, it was convenient for me as I was wfh and it cost £400 and the visa was issued within 2 weeks.
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by wonlasewonimi: 9:13am On Feb 01
justwise:


lol I like the way you said this without mentioning the cost of such home service lol

We were talking about visa appointments na wink
Politics / Re: Ibadan Explosion: Malian Miner Denies Ownership Of Building, Urges Investigation by wonlasewonimi: 8:50am On Feb 01
The miner story is very silly to be honest. The house was blown into smithereens. No individual can have access to such powerful explosives not even Russia can do that.
Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila Writes SSS, Demands Probe Of Campaign Of Calumny Against Him by wonlasewonimi: 3:19am On Feb 01
The question is ..Are you a thief?

1 Like 1 Share

Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by wonlasewonimi: 2:03am On Feb 01
justwise:


You do and you will be lucky to get appointment this year let alone visa

I used to do visa at your doorstep. They bring their biometric machine to my living room on a day I choose.
Business / Re: Naira Continues Free Fall On Official Window, Trades N1482.57/$ by wonlasewonimi: 11:48am On Jan 31
I just wanted to dance...the dumbos voted enmasse and are still trying to justify his stupidity. The oblong head is in Paris now watching AFCON.

3 Likes

Business / Re: Naira Continues Free Fall On Official Window, Trades N1482.57/$ by wonlasewonimi: 9:57am On Jan 31
Tinubu sef dey collect euros working from Paris.

1 Like

Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by wonlasewonimi: 8:42pm On Jan 30
Lexusgs430:


I humbly respect your opinion and maturity in response.......

Truly, I landed Heathrow airport with only one £5 bill in my breast pocket........ But, I never relied on anyone to save and bail me out of tight spots.....

I grafted, I suffered & slaved away all through ........ I knew the difficulties I was going to face and was fully prepared....... Tough times never last, but tough people do ......

I am sorry if you saw my responses as mocking one's condition, but I try not to take life too seriously....... A bit of humour, helps navigate challenging situations.......

Thank you......

Things have really changed since then. I knew people that resumed work on their way from the airport with ori olori. Some people only needed to present provisional DL to start work. You don't need to show anything to rent a room. All you need is to go cornershop and you see room ads on their windows. For you to work full timeas a student then, once you renew your visa, it wouldnt show you as a student anymore and you can pay any school in peckham like £150 to further renew. These days everywhere na share code or whatever it is called for everything you want to do.
Anyone coming in now without proper prearation is bound to go through hell cos it's tougher.

18 Likes 2 Shares

Politics / Re: I Want To Use This Opportunity To Apologise To Peter Obi And All The Obidients by wonlasewonimi: 6:11pm On Jan 30
one would think the incumbent dunce is performing exceptionally as we speak...one thing is for sure, Obi wouldn't be in Paris now watching TV and doing fuckall. Sufferhead no go tire you people. Seriously, Obi should just stop trying to help.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Nabeeha's family, Condoles With Folashade Ariyo (Photos) by wonlasewonimi: 5:02pm On Jan 30
bidosky:


It took Obi a jobless man dis long to visit and you are expecting someone busy to do d same

the burnt face, no-respect cap wearing, paris resident, kwashiokor belly prezzdent is the one that is busy?

2 Likes

Politics / Re: IED Planted By Boko Haram Kills 13 Farmers In Borno (Graphic Photo) by wonlasewonimi: 11:53pm On Jan 29
They are miners

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 174 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 33
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.