He is using 'trust me bro' for us

They are developing their own negatives.

If anything, he would not borrow to steal. To me, that is a start.

This is why basketmiuth is not happy with him, everything is competition.

Bobloco:


Is Tinubu even aware that he issued such a directive

This.

The dude is oblivious to what is happening in the country. Just go and check his new year day speech and the owerri speech. He is a doofus.

ibinaboonline:
We should just tell Citroen to install machine guns on the van.
Or buy this instead ⬇️

https://www.carsandhorsepower.com/featured/fear-the-vengeance-rezvani-s-tank-like-zombie-slaying-suv-probably-shouldn-t-be-road-legal-but-it-is

Be serious mate. Those who can afford that don't travel on Nigerian roads. They are currently crowdfunding for a ransom as we speak for some kidnap victims as we speak.

lavida001:


Omo wetin man go dey chop before another contract show ?

You go dey chop shingbai

ravensckar:
Agba Awo! You still dey nairaland ni? .

It was during that 'Cougar' saga that I last stumbled upon your moniker. You and this your username gan, it's always cracks me up.

Back to the topic, I don talk am from the beginning sey 'insecurity aside' nau. Talk true, shey you no go like cruise this ride?

As soon as you mentioned coogar, i know say you be oldie. I still dey come here once in a while jare.

ravensckar:
How to identify a typical Nigerian; they don't read about a topic before commenting.

Firstly, it's a CAMPING VAN to provide travellers/campers with maximum comfort in the road. They never said it's a substitute for permanent apartment. Make una dey try read before una comment nau.

Secondly, travelling from Lagos to Maiduguri in this VAN will definitely be much more comfortable than travelling in normal vehicles (insecurity aside). That's the point! Unless of course you prefer to suffer, this is definitely a much more comfortable travelling car for those who can afford it. Calling it a waste of money (for those who can afford it) is a display of ignorance. Na new year be this abeg, make una dey think before una type.

Buhari boys will collect it from you and you'd still pay ransom.

Sanwo don hammer

They are probably in motherless babies home.

saddler:
There is a chance a Spot Bitcoin will be approved today.

The fake news of approval yesterday may not be fake afterall. It looks more like someone posted a real news too early.

If the SEC's Twitter account was hacked, how come they were able to get the account back so quickly?

They said it was compromised not hacked. Probably a user without the appropriate authorisation posted it.

It should now be approved since they can be sued for market manipulation.

dumb president that cant use his common sense until people complain.

This is what they call change in one's circumstances.

Just turn yourself to shigidi before they come back

Stockholm Syndrome

AMS900D

LIDL pays better anyway.

I think it's the church of Lucifer

This is not how refineries work. You need regular flow through pipelines and it never stops hence the large reservoirs. This is pure waste of time.

I stopped buying it here in London as well. I drank it one day and I almost shat my intestines. I just buy the bottled malt once in a while now.

I work for the FIRS please pay 35% of your earnings to our account number with Wema bank 0078656456.

We will send you an acknowledgement sticker of having performed your civic duty as a responsible citizen of Nigeria.

They are demanding Lagos budget as ransom

Pakute:
Loads of trash from Gazzette as usual. NJC appointed the man as an auditor, the CJN did not. He was appointed being duely qualified for the job and no law was broken in his appointment.

It's either you're being sarcastic here or a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

The only difference between this and Ned Nwoko is just the extra fat and he is married to Regina

Dem thief his shirt?

This criminal has always been dumb and making unguarded statements... It's just that we have equally dumb citizens. Where are the cows?

Useless people useless country..they are comparing number people bombed by each administration.

Greathand01:
Please do landlords truly refund deposit when leaving....I wan enter 1 year contract and I want to be careful

Unless you're flying around the house like an angel throughout the tenancy. You could be lucky to get part of it back though.

When a mad man is pushed to the wall, he would flash his teeth.

Kenn55:


Oga Lexus, is this confirmed? Even though he is a criminal, I know he is smart and wouldn't do this kind of unnecessary rubbish

Tinubu and smart in the same sentence.