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Agriculture / Re: Lagos And Kebbi To Produce Nigeria’s Rice Requirements (70%) by woodcock(m): 7:43pm On Mar 24, 2016
God bless nigeria, more grace to the leaders so as to continue with the change that was promised.
Politics / Re: #PDPHouseOfHunger Trends On Twitter (See Screenshots) by woodcock(m): 8:25pm On Feb 11, 2016
snailspeed:
Isn't it funny that all of you here also belong to APC groups where you plan to bring down PDP and you get paid for it?

You lot are not even making sense! They are opposition. Its their job. They are not supposed to praise you. They are there to nail you. Its your job to do things right so you don't get nailed. Its that simple.

But then you guys aren't that intelligent!!! Kikikikikikikikikiki

If I am in that group, I would have destroyed you lot by now. The gloves would have come off, no dulling. Truth is, PDP are not even that effective right now. There is so much they can use to nail #babalondon, Buhari! The guy is so incompetent it is alarming. The whole APC team is so kindergarten, any good opposition would have totally crippled them already! The gaffes are now coming in at the rate of one gaffe per hour!

And they are getting even more disastrous by the day!!!

I rarely comment on issues here, but my question is 'Are You A Nigerian?'... you should be looking for ways to move nigeria forward not hoping to 'nail' opposition. State objectively what you think the opposition can do better taking into account what is achievable.

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Politics / Re: #PDPHouseOfHunger Trends On Twitter (See Screenshots) by woodcock(m): 8:21pm On Feb 11, 2016
snailspeed:
Isn't it funny that all of you here also belong to APC groups where you plan to bring down PDP and you get paid for it?

You lot are not even making sense! They are opposition. Its their job. They are not supposed to praise you. They are there to nail you. Its your job to do things right so you don't get nailed. Its that simple.

But then you guys aren't that intelligent!!! Kikikikikikikikikiki

If I am in that group, I would have destroyed you lot by now. The gloves would have come off, no dulling. Truth is, PDP are not even that effective right now. There is so much they can use to nail #babalondon, Buhari! The guy is so incompetent it is alarming. The whole APC team is so kindergarten, any good opposition would have totally crippled them already! The gaffes are now coming in at the rate of one gaffe per hour!

And they are getting even more disastrous by the day!!!

I rarely comment on issues here, but my question is 'Are You A Nigerian?'... you should be looking for ways to move nigeria forward not hoping to 'nail' opposition. State objectively what you think the opposition can do better taking into account what is achievable.

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Romance / Re: 6 Types of Guys That'll Forgive a Cheating Girlfriend by woodcock(m): 7:51pm On Nov 19, 2015
I could be a number 2 guy, if she's repentant, I would forgive.. If it happens again, the Trust cannot be redeemed. The cold one Would then be seen fully
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by woodcock(m): 10:16am On Oct 07, 2015
Follow @TheAlphas_FC on twitter and take your football passion from the screens to the pitch people.
Religion / Re: Woman With No Vaginal Opening Gives Birth To Baby Girl In Lagos (Photos) by woodcock(m): 8:27pm On Oct 02, 2015
Ooh common.... HOW??!!!
No vgina opening and she successfully mated and bore the child.. How naw... This church and their wondrous miraculous 'miracles'. #mindblown
Politics / Re: Gbenga Obasanjo - How My Father Made Love To My Wife by woodcock(m): 3:12pm On Sep 03, 2015
This logic is stone age, because you met one means you should generalise? There's this saying, "you attaract what you are" check yourself.
freez2ryme:
I am dating a Yoruba girl, infact she is d first woman I slept wit ("dis virgined" me) I luv dis girl but she is just promiscuous. Have broken up with her four times but she Alwayz persist to a point I will have to accept her back again. @ a point I thought may be am not Gud enough in bed, I am an expert 2 day cos I hv to surf thru Internet read books just 2 get d ryt strategy so dat she can stop ryt now she begs me to stop whenever we re into cos she had enough, so I ve got dat side settled.
Last Friday I was in a club with some guyns note dey re from different tribe and we just started discussing about marriage, what kind of woman we want to marry,
D Married ones among us were d "frontline" speakers, lol

We discussed many aspect of Marriage and what to expect but one hit me so hard and m still yet to recover

That 90% of Yoruba women are promiscuous

That no matter what u do they will never change

And am asking am I a victim

If so

Gbenga you are so a Victim


Note: they were more than 6 different Tribes in dis gathering.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Ladies Lie About How They Were Disvirgined To Their Boyfriends? by woodcock(m): 12:06pm On Jul 31, 2015
Interesting topic, although not necessary it could be asked to build trust. I would have answered the question even before asking, if you will be childish by the reply, it shouldn't be asked
Career / Re: A Physically Challenged Person Hustling Real Hard Under The Sun In Abuja by woodcock(m): 3:57pm On Jul 17, 2015
I saw a one-legged bus conductor in yaba yesterday, forgetting change with him wouldn't be a problem
Politics / Re: How Jonathan Lands In Otuoke And How Buhari Intends To Land In Daura by woodcock(m): 10:50pm On Jun 28, 2015
Who ever posted this needs to be checked, cos I know for a fact that GEJ lands his helicopters in his house at otuoke, I know cos I served there. Don't come here to deceive us

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Politics / Re: PDP Blasts Buhari For 'Embarrassing' Treatment Given To Him By Cameron In London by woodcock(m): 12:22pm On May 25, 2015
drinking panadol for another man headache, bt your own house is on fire... Contunu
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Romance / Re: Guys, Will You Rock These Chest And Pacs Pads ? Ladies, Can You Allow Your Guy ? by woodcock(m): 8:34pm On Feb 26, 2015
Hell no, real men like it natura. Just saying wink
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by woodcock(m): 10:08pm On Feb 25, 2015
oyetpel:

Create a hole in ur ticket nd fulck it man
Such it arsewipe angry
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by woodcock(m): 9:58pm On Feb 25, 2015
Now arsenal has to score 3 to save my ticket. Fulck!!!!!!!!
Politics / Re: Adeboye, Oyedepo Are Corrupt - Primate Ayodele Opens Up by woodcock(m): 7:49am On Feb 17, 2015
Nigerians are so predictable........ 1st; R.A said some pastors collected money, then the man from otuoke, visited some churches.... I knew it would just be a matter of time before this rubbish would surface............. Get your facts and don't play stupid politics with those people.
Romance / Re: 7 Signs Your Man Only Wants Sex And Not Love by woodcock(m): 11:18am On Jan 29, 2015
richidinho:
My babe always demand for sex

According to her "my rod is big and orgasm is as sure as GEJ winning 2015 election

Ooh.. Never happening.. Yea?
Romance / Re: 7 Signs Your Man Only Wants Sex And Not Love by woodcock(m): 11:10am On Jan 29, 2015
richidinho:
My babe always demand for sex

According to her "my rod is big and orgasm is as sure as GEJ winning 2015 election
Ooh.. Never happening.. Yea?
Romance / Re: 7 Signs Your Man Only Wants Sex And Not Love by woodcock(m): 11:07am On Jan 29, 2015
[quote author=Oye50 post=30227187][/quote]
Of the 7 points, I agree with just 2 of them.
>doesn't want to know about your personal life and taking you out.... Like he said, someone who wants a relationship would love to know EVERY detail, and would love to show you off whenever he can. All the other points are quite negligible
Romance / Re: 10 Common Misconceptions Ladies Have About Nigerian Guys by woodcock(m): 6:58pm On Jan 27, 2015
I totally agree with number 3
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by woodcock(m): 10:53am On Jan 24, 2015
betaddict:
More of this

Lmfao!!!! Amen oo
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by woodcock(m): 10:24am On Jan 21, 2015
Calebsky:
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20:45 Tottenham - Sheffield Utd 1 (1.35)

ODD: 3.13
Hmmm.... Looks ok
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by woodcock(m): 11:10am On Jan 16, 2015
I just keep missing games
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by woodcock(m): 8:45am On Jan 16, 2015
ujchief:


Peeing on ur pants yet?

cheesy
Lmao! Why evils?
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by woodcock(m): 5:59am On Jan 16, 2015
chimajii:


Better hold those shoulders together!!! Wait...Ur name is WOOD C O C K? #doubleShrug
Finally someone noticed..... You are a genius

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Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by woodcock(m): 11:48pm On Jan 15, 2015
Tomjazzy2:
they didnt show madrid game on same DSTV that I watched? shocked
Ogbeni, u sure sey no be GOTV dey ur table so undecided undecided
Biko, what channel?.... because I know dstv doesn't show copa del ray
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by woodcock(m): 10:14pm On Jan 15, 2015
Barcelona with a weird line up.. Shrugs*
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by woodcock(m): 11:05am On Jan 14, 2015
Lukesmith:
90% of fixed matches end as draws ... Goal scoring does not imply a match is fixed..cards could be fixed.. Corners could be...but hardly 1x2
I totally disagree, did you see the levante vs malaga game last night?... Malaga leading till around 70' then miraculously, 3 goals happened. That's fixed match yoo. (ht/ft) (1x2)

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Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by woodcock(m): 11:00am On Jan 14, 2015
SupaC:
Please How do you recognize a fixed match?
Well, I think you have to trust your source of info first before staking heavy on it...I'm new at punting (< 2mnths), all I'm looking for are trends, because someone says it's a game for confidence doesn't necessarily mean it's real. I know I'm a novice, I'm just here to learn.
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by woodcock(m): 12:46am On Jan 14, 2015
lilwayneme:
hmmm...are you really asking where it happensden I must say u weren't around last weekend... PSG also fell victim of this same situation... can you really remember now...I think now you know fully where it really happens...wake up!!!

Shit happens. Bt when I get my hands on a real fixed match ehnn. Nuf said
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by woodcock(m): 11:45pm On Jan 13, 2015
I must be dreaming... Malaga from 2goals up. Where does this happen? embarassed

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