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eleko1:
that's wristbangle @ work

misspicy:
Lovely Cold weather over here and it is so nice of Mr Wristbangle on his birthday to give us this wonderful piece with his twin bro Tosyne2much giving us a break from talks about women to talks about irresponsible guys


Now down to my comment
i'd like to opine that inasmuch as some of the points listed are characteristics irresponsible guys that are not ready to settle down for marriage exhibit I will like to say it is not the main pointer because I have seen some guys who were still been fed by there parents and depending on them get married and lived in their parent's house with the bride
in fact there is this guy on my street that you will see very early in the morning drinking that "agbo" the guy married Sikira just last month...

this reminds me of "brother general giver" in my area,this dude is believed to have sampled almost all the teenagers for area but he still married omo iya elewa was it not in july?


my point is that been an irresponsible guy that shows some characters does not necessarily means he is shying away from marriage....thank you
drops mike

tosyne2much:
9. Becoming a regular Visitor of the Brothel

I used to be a regular patronizer of the brothel. Wait ooooo !!! Before you tongue-lash me, I never opined that I used to bleep prostitutes oooo, I only said I used to be a regular patronizer of ashowo joint. But now that I'm thinking of settling down it wouldn't be nice bleeping prostitutes when I have a girlfriend.

10. Going for singles" programme just to meet with New Babes

I think I should be awarded a golden medal for this. When I was still very much young, my friends and I used to put on our best attires at the mention of "single programmes" held in churches in our locality even though we were never invited. I could remember vividly when I joined my fellowship workforce and became a choir member just to have the attention of a lady in the choir unit whom I had been fantasizing. But now guys don grow, we don't do that bullshit again


11. Playing Nairabet, 1960Bet, Bet9ja, Baba Ijebu and the likes


Truth be told, guys who are regular patronizers of the aforementioned betting companies are not even ready to marry. nobody should quote me oooo

*Quote me to say rubb-ish and I will show you why elephant is the only mammal that cannot jump*

20bc:
[color=teal]Una with this 8 & 10 things thread done start again..... [/color]

TheSonOfMark:
[color=royalblue] Poor religious life? Really? I beg to differ. Spirituality or religiousness isn't exactly a requisite for falling in love. Even hippies who hop from caravan to caravan get and stay married. 'Civility' or, if you like, 'humaneness ' would be more like it.

Heck, there are countless atheists who double as good, long-term spouses.

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vizkiz:
[b] Just like every other day I travel, I like travelling with my pals or "le boo" (that was when I had one though )


I guess that's a story for another thread...

I was sitting in a bus filled with other travellers of different destination waiting for the driver to come and pilot the bus. My friend (charles) started a conversation with me about the girl he got laid about two days ago and how cute she was and all that. Consciously or unconsciously, I shouted at the top of my voice "videos or I don't believe it" , then here was this beautiful lady who turned around and gave me a strange look which made me suspicious.

I however gave her a questionable gaze and after a few seconds, she broke the silence with the word "you would always know a nairalander anywhere you see them" *she nodded her head*

I smile to God for at least granting my prayer and giving me an incredible opportunity to catch a new fish. Even though what she said was no that funny, I broke into a loud laughter and inquired what made her rush to conclude that I was a nairalander and she said one could deduce that from that popular nairaland memory verse


We started chatting and gossiping about stuffs happening on nairaland and how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail(ban) when we violate nairaland rules.


After few minutes of inquisitive conversation, she suddenly asked the mouth sealing question I was anticipating. "what is your nairaland moniker?" lol, I felt like lying but I wasn't in the mood to lie, what if she knew me already

I wanted to say professor "Tosyne2much" but I remembered that guy is already known all over nairaland for his top 10 everything and his picture doesn't bear facial resemblance with me. What if I lied that I was Tosyne2much and she launched to his account and found out that he's more taller than I am ?


On a second thought, I wanted to mention "Kingtom " but then I remembered that his reputation on nairaland is that he's a chronic doctor who goes about quoting ladies on every thread. One mine said, don't mention Kingtom


My mind was telling me to mention Naijaboiy but what if she has been crushing on the guy and he hasn't replied her mail?



Then I told the courage and told her my moniker was "vizkiz", immediately I mentioned my moniker, she just hissed and lost interest in me



Chai, shey I neva furck up like this ?... I asked her why she hissed then she replied with "abeg free me, you once insulted me online" then she snubbed for the rest of the journey


I didn't even get her moniker or number. Na that one pain me pass

Please baby anywhere you are on nairaland, I want you to forgive me for insulting you. I am now a changed man. If you don't reply me on this thread, I will keep checking all monikers Till I see your face. [/b]

MzMayD:
happy birthday day wrist

adeh39:
Happy birthday wristbangle!

WLLNP!

Laveda:
Happy birthday wristbangle

Aminat508:
Happy Birthday Wristbangle
Happy Birthday Agarawu23
Happy Birthday funjosh
Happy Birthday PMB

AlienStar:
Hapi Bieday wristie

more greater,blessed n grace-filled yrs for YOU i pray.

MzPecs:
Happy birthday wristbangle

Wish you long life and prosperity!
God bless ur new age.

xender:
pinsure of wristbangle and his age else ....


Happy birthday

Julianne10:
Happy birthday to you wristbangle,may you witness more of this on earth ijn,wish you long life and prosperity...enjoy your day....

misspicy:
Happy Birthday Wristbangle

YourMain:
Happy birthday !

Kachisbarbie:
Happy birthday dear, wishing you the very best in life.

Why isn't it evident on your profile...?
Enjoy your day all the same.

Adasun:
Dr.wristbangle,na 2day mark da day u first taste ur mama breast,na 2day ur mama first hear u cry(if u no talk by dat tym sha)HBD,u are one of da best

Twaci:


My wristbangle! Happy birthday hon

Wishing u a very very long and fulfilled life, prosperity, happiness and all other great things you wish yourself. IJN.

How old are you sef?

tosyne2much:
Today is Wristbangle's Birthday. Kindly drop your Birthday wishes



Dr Wristbangle, as you add another year today, may you live from glory to glory, success to success, prosperity to prosperity. You shall live to celebrate more years


Enjoy your day cheers !!!

ChappyChase:
Na that rope wey your mama use tie your humblican cord when them born you!

wheredemdey:
Oh shut up already......what sort of cowardly traits are u displaying here??....why change the goal post in the middle of the match??

Same u hv BN bleating on NL that igbos can never protest in Lagos...that you will annihilate them....they hv protested in ur supposed beloved Lagos and all you can do is foam in the mouth as usual.

So now u knw igbos dominate amuwo...okota-featac axis abi.....

luxanne:
Wristbangle

AlfaSeltzer:
empty drum

funmercy1:
its located in imostate state, u never sabi ni

ronald4lif:
Awww, Mr. Charis thanks for the blandiloquence, it's an honour to be part of this one big amazing family on NL. I'm hoping as this year draws closer everyone of us must have attain the heights they envisaged when it commenced and that next year would be an even better year with loads of success.

Nairaland has been a great part of this year, very educative, inspiring and accommodating. I can't imagine how my year would have been humdrum without this forum, it's been refreshing. I'm looking forward to a better year with much accomplishment and my wish is for everyone to accomplish their heart desires.

Just like my stance on religion, I'm not against the sacred union of marriage and have an even stronger reservation against the idea or a world where the union would be non-existing. Just like everyone else, I do hope to get married someday and I'm looking forward to it. But I'm for a robust dialogue on why I think the institution is failing and not a 'must-do' like most people want us believe. I think in isolation and not what the bandwagon brigade subscribe to and we can always disagree to agree. Nuff said.

All thanks to you, Kinglekan, Naijaboiy, Deejavuu, TheSonOfMark, Kachisbarbie, Mzztega, Tosyne2much, DaretoDiffer, Wristbangle, Tohpahz, Sinizia, Ipledge10, STFUareyouGod, Softysparky etc etc who has made this year worthwhile. Merry Christmas and a happy new year in advance.

Ishilove:
Double spot on!

I knew this kind of thing would happen. Showing off wealth gotten through questionable means will only get you in trouble. We shall see the end of this