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Romance › Re: 8 Funny Ways Broke Guys Spend Their Christmas by wristbangle(op): 12:04pm On Dec 25, 2015
prettythicksme:
Expecting boys in my hood!!carry ya heads come in mehnnn grin grin
wink wink

House address pls?
Romance › Re: Places You Can Visit With Your Girlfriend/spouse This Christmas by wristbangle: 12:03pm On Dec 25, 2015
Erukumakanaki:
I blame Dasuki angry
I blame GEJ too angry
Romance › Re: Places You Can Visit With Your Girlfriend/spouse This Christmas by wristbangle: 11:53am On Dec 25, 2015
Erukumakanaki:
It's Christmas again! A season of love and a season to Give and receive grin

If you're planning on hanging out or "chilling" today. . . here are some places u can visit with your spouse/GF, Friends or family cool


1. Go see A Movie : For those looking for some Romantic time and bonding with your their Lover, here one of the perfect spot to get that.

2. Mini - Shopping : Definitely the ladies will love this one. cheesy first take them to the Mall, Do some small shopping then after that grab Some Drinks in any near by eatery. you'll definitely put a smile on her face bro grin

3. Elegushi Beach Okay, you need to have a fat wallet Brother, cuz u dont know u might just bump into some one/people u know. . if they turn out to be Ladies then your wallet will be Singing "Lord save me from These Karishikas" on repeat grin


4. SuyaSpot, Kilishi or sharwarma spot : Forget say she don chop Chicken or Ogunfe. . . bae needs to fill her stomach with all fillables till she says "Baby lets go home, i forgot my rechargecard in the toilet, lets go before my yeye brothers find it" grin grin


5. A Nice and Serene Park: Yes yes!! Perfect place to play Modern mango Tree love. . . or just pack some few drink and wrapper or Cloth mat and transform it into a picnic tongue


6. Go for a Walk : Some bae might disaggree to this but kai! No be everytime we go spend na. . . lets play small Oyibo love. . . Hold hands and take a stroll around some Cool surroundings with good tared roads and Tall trees and a great vegetative feel. cool


7. Visit your Family : Just take her to your Family House/home, introduce her to your Family
. . and if she's just your GF, introduce her as "A very Good friend" And . . . If u have a "MamaGee" (Patience Ozokwo or something)huh and a Pete edochie kinda parents pls dont dare o grin grin


8. A customized Party or a nice clubhouse : Yeah eee yeah. . . Go and Rock away all your sorrows with your Bae cheesy and hold her tight mehn. . . cuz some boiz eyes dey chook sha grin


9. Take her on a short cruise to any nearby Spa To tûshen Up and look more pretty, But On your Bills Brother grin


For Them Guys Ya'all know where and How to hangout and Chill with your Fam/MMutumina grin
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Merry Christmas Everyone, Enjoy and Stay safe! cool

Cc:
Lalasticlala where will be Going to today? cheesy
Dem don turn that eleguishi beach to sodom/gomorrah thing.
Romance › Re: 8 Funny Ways Broke Guys Spend Their Christmas by wristbangle(op): 11:51am On Dec 25, 2015
JayIlych:
A shot of your pvssy from behind, your big boobs, and your full nude portrait. That'll make it atleast 5. cool
Werey gringrin
Romance › Re: 8 Funny Ways Broke Guys Spend Their Christmas by wristbangle(op): 11:50am On Dec 25, 2015
prettythicksme:
Ok sir werey cheesy cheesy
Pretty, anything for the boys on this xmas day?
Romance › Re: 8 Funny Ways Broke Guys Spend Their Christmas by wristbangle(op): 11:49am On Dec 25, 2015
Genea:
Majority of the Broke guys come on nl and start forming best xmas,chilling wit ma bae and disturbing our eyes wit arrant talks
No mind dem dear.

Me sef lock my apartment to prevent visitors from visiting me. I hustle from Jan - Dec, make I no chop nihuh

Na only u and kachisbarbie don yan correct gist since morng.
Romance › Re: 8 Funny Ways Broke Guys Spend Their Christmas by wristbangle(op): 11:47am On Dec 25, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
ehen?
Dey your own house na, abi na by force to open door for you. angry
If you come to my house, I will give you what is on the time table. Nothing exceptional grin
I know that what is on your table will be very attractive cool
Romance › Re: 8 Funny Ways Broke Guys Spend Their Christmas by wristbangle(op): 11:23am On Dec 25, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
You really don't have to be broke to do majority of the aforementioned. I don't see any reason why I should hustle from Jan-Dec and burn it all up for "christmas". It doesn't add up to me...

I don't call it "brokeness", it's being proactive, smart and frugal.
Aunty kachis, even those whey dem dey lock their apartment from having visitors?

Hehehe. Merry xmas and happy new year in advance. Where is your house address?
Romance › Re: 8 Funny Ways Broke Guys Spend Their Christmas by wristbangle(op): 11:18am On Dec 25, 2015
JayIlych:
Spamming. If you ban me, i'll create a new account. cool

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Werey gringrin

Abeg where is my xmas chicken
Romance › Re: 8 Funny Ways Broke Guys Spend Their Christmas by wristbangle(op): 11:16am On Dec 25, 2015
zinachidi:
i'm not broke oooo, buh i do no 6 a lotgringrin
LOL. Me too. That doesn't mean I am broke cool
Romance › Re: 8 Funny Ways Broke Guys Spend Their Christmas by wristbangle(op): 11:14am On Dec 25, 2015
Mcbussy:
Op let's even assume that ur post is right...what is ur point? lipsrsealed

Are u trying to come up with better ideas of how they should spend d Xmas or ur just trying to act like it's proper to derive pleasure from other people's dire situation... even on Christmas day. I'm sure u'll also call urself a christian.

Ur mates abroad are going around giving food and providing certain needs for the homeless, you are here trying to entertain urself with some other people's situation. angry

God please heal the heart of black men...we are tagged the most religious, yet we are the most lost.
I am not condemning who wishes to spend his xmas this way. Even the title of the thread depicts I am not taking it serious.

So don't take it personal brother
Romance › Re: 8 Funny Ways Broke Guys Spend Their Christmas by wristbangle(op): 11:11am On Dec 25, 2015
ronald4lif:
The poor shall grow in wealth. E go better. grin
gringrin

AMEN!

Merry xmas brother. I killed a chicken with 1 leg cry
Romance › Re: 8 Funny Ways Broke Guys Spend Their Christmas by wristbangle(op): 11:10am On Dec 25, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
Wristbangle

what about those that stay in their house just to write about how others are spending their christmas?
cheesy cheesy

I dunno that one dear
Romance › Re: 8 Funny Ways Broke Guys Spend Their Christmas by wristbangle(op): 9:00am On Dec 25, 2015
Cutehector:
Hmmm.. Wristbangle.,



Na lie abeg...
Eh ehn! Okay na how broke guys dey take spend their xmas now?
Romance › Re: 8 Funny Ways Broke Guys Spend Their Christmas by wristbangle(op): 8:59am On Dec 25, 2015
INTROVERT:
not well researched....



I don't agree with half your points.....
Which ones?
Romance › 8 Funny Ways Broke Guys Spend Their Christmas by wristbangle(op): 8:55am On Dec 25, 2015
During this festive season, guys who are not financial strong will abduct hilarious ways to ensure that they spend Christmas at all cost.

The funny ways Broke guys spend their christmas are as follows;

1. They hang out at clubs/joints expecting someone to buy free drinks for them

Broke guys use the festive season to form unnecessary cliques with people at club house just to look for someone who will buy beer and other drinks for them. I am sure that "Awon werey" crew do this a lot.

2. Give unnecessary excuses to their girlfriend and family

When christmas comes, a broke guy gives tales by moonlight story for his girlfriend and family claiming he was attacked by armed robbers during his journey home hence he can't buy anything for them.

3. They lock their door when eating packaged food offered from their neighbour

Broke guys don't have calender for festive period and as a result of this, when they have visitors on christmas day, they will offer pure water or nothing. Meanwhile when the visitors leave, they quickly lock their door to eat the food offered from their neighbours.

4. They hide at solitary place

It's quite funny when I see some broke guys enjoying their christmas at solitary places such as public secondary school, under a tree and others. They do this in order to avoid spending for their friends at Christmas day.

5. They take several selfies at shopping mall

The moment a broke guy steps his foot at shoprite, he will take several selfies telling his friends on BBM, facebook and whatsapp that "this is the best christmas I have ever celebrated".

6. Visit several friends house to eat

Owing to the fact that they can't afford to buy chicken, rice and other commodities, they will visit their friends house at Christmas to eat several collection of food. They do this because they know the next few months will be difficult for them to afford quality meal.

7. They enjoy free BRT ticket in lagos from dawn to dusk

When ambode declared that today there will be free BRT ticket for lagosians, the broke niggers in my street were so happy to the extent that they said they will board BRT buses from 7.am to 10.pm. "Shey na fun be this one too"?

8. They attend carnival shows

Broke guys storm carnival shows to watch the life performance of pasuma, obesere and other celebrities because it's free. That is why such shows are unusually crowded.
Politics › Re: Olufunmilola Obe: New York Police Department Promotes Her To Inspector by wristbangle: 11:42am On Dec 24, 2015
princdebola201:
This is unacceptable, it's a pure marginalization by the US govt, the flat head jews controls the economy of US. Is it only yorubas that re migrants in US.
4 high profile post in space of 3 weeks.

May chukwu okike abiama deal with US govt for marginalizing the flat head jews in US.

Infact we Want biafra in US,the Land of drowning suncheesycheesygringrin
Werey gringrin
Politics › Re: Olufunmilola Obe: New York Police Department Promotes Her To Inspector by wristbangle: 11:40am On Dec 24, 2015
MosakuAW:
Imagine ooo! Hear talk..

Who ask if she is your type or not. She is a mother for God sake and i believe she is as old as your mum and if not, she is old enough to be your Aunty not your baby girl type.

Abi you be Gigollo?

Nonsense.

Madam no vex jare! Congratulations. You can order any state Police commisioner in Naija to arrest this yeye guy wey dey compare you to a small girl. #Iranu.
LMAO. grin
Politics › Re: Olufunmilola Obe: New York Police Department Promotes Her To Inspector by wristbangle: 10:19am On Dec 24, 2015
Ebukaobi:
The children of hate will soon come here and try to cheapen the achievement of this great Nigerian woman

They are so intimidated by Yorubas . By the way, is it only Yorubas that are immigrants in the US? In the last 3 weeks, 4 Yorubas have got high profile positions.

God bless Yorubas

God bless Nigerians

Lalasticlala pls share this Biko
Oshe opoo. gringrin

SMH.. Chai, u funny eh!.

Meanwhile as a YORUBA guy, I believe in ONE NIGERIA
Politics › Re: Free BRT Tomorrow In Lagos by wristbangle: 10:14am On Dec 24, 2015
The Street lights working in Lagos now is the major work so far from ambode.

Well so far I will give him 6/10.
Politics › Re: Mass Resignation Of Workers Hits PDP by wristbangle: 8:15am On Dec 24, 2015
Extinction grooming for this party. Where are the PDP E-warrior? smiley
Phones › Re: Glo Introduces N500 For 3GB Weekend Data Plan by wristbangle: 8:04am On Dec 24, 2015
Kylexy3000:
JESUS IS LORD

NA YOUR HOUSE BE THE ORIGIN OF GLO??
Lol na so I see am bro. Like I said it depends on locality. Glo and etisalat are okay in my area while MTN is normal but AIRTELhuh E slow pass snail sad
Phones › Re: Glo Introduces N500 For 3GB Weekend Data Plan by wristbangle:
presido2e:
Glo is extremely fast in my area. Download with d speed of light. I use wifi via Hotspot to browse on laptop with glo bis on android
I used it to download a film of 1GB under 7mins.

I think it depends on your locality.

But here it's the best.
Phones › Re: Glo Introduces N500 For 3GB Weekend Data Plan by wristbangle: 1:42am On Dec 24, 2015
acenazt:
Taaaah Glo and their wickedly slow network.
E fast for here oo bro undecided
Romance › Re: Those Who Impacted Romance Section Positively In 2015 And What They Did by wristbangle: 6:24pm On Dec 23, 2015
Abssalom:
Wristbangle
Wristbangle made his own share of impact on romance section after creating the weekly romance section interview show, a platform where popular Nairalanders could be interviewed and asked series of question.

Despite the success of this show and time he put into it, the interview session came to an abrupt end after wristbangle, previously wristwatch deactivated his account, as a result of a feud he had with a certain romance section moderator.

After creating his wristbangle account he decided to follow the footsteps of his friend tosyne2much by creating his own top 8 threads.
Although, sources have it that it is infact tosyne2much that helps him write his own lists. But I can't verify if this is true or not.
cool
Romance › Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by wristbangle(op): 4:07pm On Dec 23, 2015
redgem:
That's your business... Meanwhile wristbangle where are my Xmas gifts?

My birthday is coming soon and I need gifts also...

Note: it's not bad for a lady to ask her male friends for aids...

Oya wristbangle I am publicly asking you for 20k what am I.... a gold digger?
cheesycheesy. No ma.

Lalasticlala, sir can we get a wider view on this thread?
Science/Technology › Re: The Locally-Made Vehicle I Saw In Aba - Pictures by wristbangle: 3:52pm On Dec 23, 2015
nnachukz:
The children of hate will soon show face.
As a yoruba guy, I appreciate when people possess quality intellect which is not synonymous to a tribe. Kudos to the person with such innovation.
Politics › Re: 2016 Budget Is A Big Fraud - PDP by wristbangle: 9:18am On Dec 23, 2015
HIGHESTPOPORI:
Lol,I only hear dat in d media,but ur brown roof is so visual to everybody
LOL It was obvious when I passed thru anambra route heading to Enugu when I saw some part of the road galloped and deepened like a valley.

Anyway how we dey celebrate xmas? I wan invite u make u come chop goat head and pepper soup. wink
Politics › Re: 20 Things Nigerians May Experience In 2016 Under Buhari’s Govt, By Fayose by wristbangle: 9:13am On Dec 23, 2015
Brooklynsouth:
The only reasonable yoruba man
Okorocha, the only reasonable Igbo man cool
Politics › Re: 20 Things Nigerians May Experience In 2016 Under Buhari’s Govt, By Fayose by wristbangle: 9:12am On Dec 23, 2015
illmatic101:
Fayose has said it all, we are expecting worst from the nomadic president.

He who has ear let him hear.
I reject his false and fallacy prophecy for Nigeria IJN.

The power of life and death lies in the tongue.
Politics › Re: 2016 Budget Is A Big Fraud - PDP by wristbangle: 9:09am On Dec 23, 2015
HIGHESTPOPORI:
I travelled to ur states too,and wept with d no of brown roof I saw in dis modern age!
LOL. What can we say about an eroded infested lands.
Politics › Re: 2016 Budget Is A Big Fraud - PDP by wristbangle: 7:19am On Dec 23, 2015
HIGHESTPOPORI:
The most Industrialised with most Ritualist,same way Apc claims Osun economy is bigger than d whole SE, but Anambra just bought Osun bonds from d market!
LOL I like the way you argued but it's meaningless brother. Lol can u provide the source where Anambra bought Osun bonds? Also these ritualists happens to be your kinsmen cool

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