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faith551:
Those days been sweet die, na on top mango tree I been toast nneka, hide and seek na our best game, any day I buy new fella trouser na her place I dey first visit, no money for make up, and Brazilian wig.

I hope no be the same Nneka123 becos she be man oo.

peeparty:
OK am waiting for agarawu23 to end my career oo on Nairaland.

4.30pm still never knack for him side?

KINGSAMURAI:
lol i dey tell u, who thought we wud ever c lalastic in dating and meet up zone, lol he is really trying.

Honestly. Kudos to him. Seun must pay double money to him

peeparty:
Olden days :Ankara are worn by the wife with Bikini inside


modern days: Bikini are worn outside with no p*nties.



olden days you know need carry woman go restaurant, but this days some of this girls are ready to suck you dry and run away.

Cc

wristbangle

Bro, oold school love rocks but nowadays is lust after money. Money is love now.

Mhizkel:
Old things have passed away.
Wristbangle, adapt to the new era.

Old school love rocks mehn.

MhizDeedy:
Lol nd so? Will I be a housewife? Or do u think I will be staying at home doing nothing? For where? Even wen m 70 yrs I will still be active nd looking sexy

Hahaha. Okay oo. That's nice sha.

tohpahz:
Wristbangle wait for mi under the mango tree ,I'd ping u wen am coming

Tosyne2much wait for me at the path leading to the stream

Naijaboiy wait for mi at the rd to the evil forest

Kingtom no wait for mi abeg .

I don dey wait since but na u dey delay me.

ArchEnemy:
Nice work Op
Come ve a bottle of chilled Eva juice

So much from civilization or perhaps part of end time things

Thanks bro

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Back in the olden days my grandmother had just one boyfriend who was my grand father. He was a farmer and a bush meat hunter.

Every morning he'll bring bush meat for my grandmother and some yams or corn which he harvested from his farm to my grand mother's house.

My grandmother was still forming hard to get but after a while she finally succumbed due to incessant pressure from my grandfather.

They got married after courting for 1 year and gave birth to 9 children.

Now in this new age girls have so many boyfriends of different varieties to pick from. As a result of social media a girl will have five boyfriends. 1 on BBM,,the other on whatsapp,,then facebook,,badoo and even Nairaland.

Things don change.


PS- Believe the above story at your own peril [/color]

Baba, na same story whey my granny dey talk be that then. Chai old school love.

Besides u will not believe your convincing story if not becos you said believe at yyour own peril

Ishilove:
As in ehn, those days of love scented love letters. You spray the letters with perfume and draw heart shapes at the end of the letter, then end it with xoxo

Especially the concluding part.

If so, doxology

Hawlahscho:
wristbangle is [size=30pt]BIASED[/size]


Some of those things he thinks they don't exist again still happen. Just that civilization covered most and bad mentality of SOME of our ladies is condemning some, maybe that's why OP concluded sentimentally.




I'm out.

I am not brother. This is what is invoke now. U know this

sonofananimal:
AS IF YOU KNOW. NOWADAYS YOU WILL SEE THEM PARADING SAWARMA OR WHATEVER GOD DAME NAME THERE CALLED THAT FOOD

HOW I WISH I WAS IN THE OLDEN DAYS, TO LOVE SOMEONE WILL BE VERY EASY AND WONDERFULL EXPERIENCE. BUT NOWADAYS, EVERY WOMAN HAVE TURN TO HEAR BREAKERS

BE BREAKING PEOPLE 'S HEART LIKE CERAMIC

As usual baba

Hahahahahaha

MhizDeedy:
Issa lie jare, I enjoy cooking but not stressing my life. Pounding of yam is a lot of stress, u can imagine d energy one has to put all in d name of pounding yam. Guys shld be d ones pounding yam nd take it as a form of exercise that will help dere abs nd arms

When the man dey out dey work like xmas goat, una no complain oo

tosyne2much:
Even God knows that I will be the first to comment on a thread like this.

Na dis kind thread dem dey always see me


Make I add my own join


9. S*x Position

In the olden days, missionary style was the most pleasurable style when it comes love making. You need not use jedi, opa eyin, vigra just to show your bedmatcis skills, but in recent time, you have to kill yourself using sex positions like cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, just because you want to show a lady that you are a pro in bed

Na so I bleep one babe like that. After showing my bedmatics and climaxed after 3mins, she asked, "are you done?"... At that instance, it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up


10. She Eats With You No Matter What You Are Eating

In the olden days, when a lady truly loves you and she comes visiting, if she sees you drinking garri, she will dash to the kitchen to get a spool telling you not to finish it, but now, reverse is the case

Na so one babe visit me yesterday see me dey blast garri devoid of sugar and kulikuli, na so the babe sit down for my bed dey tell me say fried rice dey hungry am

E just be like say make I use leg take give am slap

Lmao. At point 9. Reverse skills, cowgirl, doggy, reverse doggy, reverse cowgirl, etc. Hahahaha.

Am sure Ishilove can testify to this scenario of old school love

MhizDeedy:
lol wristbangle do u know d stress in pounding yam ehn? Don't worry wen we get married, u wil be d one pounding d yam u hear?

Hahaha una ladies of nowadays too lazy jor.

Midehi:
my two guys

Our darling

I wish things could be the way it used to be during the time of our forefathers, but now, things have now taken turns because the word "love" has now been wrongly interpreted

I sometimes cannot but shake my head when I see people involved in shameful practices all in the name of so called LOVE

Without wasting time, let's take a look at these differences between olden days love and new generation love

Place for hanging out

In the olden days, under iroko tree, gardens and other less exotic places and suitable places for rendezvous despite the fact that there were expensive restaurants, resort centres and hotels. Nowadays, suggesting such places for ladies will be a bad idea as they will tag him a broke and stingy dude. This reminds me of when Tosyne2much said he recently took a lady to a mango tree as rendezvous, but the lady was disappointed and called the relationship a quit

Financial criteria

What new generation ladies mainly look for in guys is their financial standing. He must have at least a superb car, a good house and must be earning 6 digits salary as a consideration for going on a date, unlike olden days when ladies date guys who have no dine in their pockets

Compatibility level

Ladies then can date or marry a guy in spite of his educational, financial and society status unlike nowadays which the guy's standard must be very high. To confirm this, ask any educated lady of nowadays that, Can they marry a rich mechanic? We know what the answer will be.

Communication

Those times, you will have to perch under a tree for hours waiting for her to pass so that you can communicate with her. Now, you will have to go into recharge your phone as if you life depends on it. Sometimes, you will even be indebted to MTN. When you fail to even send some of them recharge card, you are red- carded.

Attitude

Back in the days, a guy may be poor but may even empty his pocket to provide for her need when he makes a little cash. Try that with new generation ladies, and you are on your way to bankruptcy.

Knowledge and Intelligence

The reasoning level of olden days ladies was outstanding. They were smart, knowledgeable, patient and understood the concept of love means. Ladies of nowadays are brainwashed by what they see. Some ladies may dump intelligent, brilliant and ambitious dudes like Tosyne2much, Lalasticlala, Ronald4lif and Naijaboiy for an old rich man who is using extra time on earth

Abstinence

The issue of pre-marital sex then cannot be compared to sex era we are into. Not like olden days ladies didn't used to have the urge to have sex, just that they were so discipline and had high level of body control, but now, a lady will have to test run a guy just to know his capabilities on bed.

Mode of cooking

Ladies then often cooked delicious meal for the one they truly love. You will see them pound yam, and other tasking exercise just to make the worm in his stomach smile, but now, some ladies cannot even make ordinary noodles, yet they say their men are cheating. You will see some of them parading Mr Biggs, Mr Fans and the likes. Smh.

Feel free to add yours


Lalasticlala

elijah2u:
following biblical injunction, you didnt divorce your wife or she did not die. therefore, if you have to remarry you have to divorce her before you marry another woman, which i think is not even encouraged to divorce. read 1cor. 7:8-16. read and study these verses please. this is not a matter of catholic or non catholic

Bro, the bible did not encourage a divorcee to re marry except if the partner is death.

OP, you are in a very tight situation but I feel if you can't stand the chance of being alone as your ex wife doesn't want to reconcile which is obvious that you don't have an atom of love for her again, then I will suggest you seek the counsel of your priest or better still act on your human nature by compromising to do a court wedding and to denounce your membership as a catholic.

MhizDeedy:
Lol he's busy nd iffa tell him he will punch ur teeth off! . Ohya beg me

. Am waiting for his punch

KINGSAMURAI:
na wao so tey ishilove don leave work load for lalastic, instead of focusing on 4ront page topics, he is here trying to calm the thread, lol dis is overload o. "idowuogbo need to step in

She is the candidate for the job . isn't it idowuogbo.

I can't imagine how swollen lalas eye will be considering Ishilove exit. I pity the guy.

MhizDeedy:
Hmmmm maybe or maybe not. Maybe she's female buh shes insecure or something. Or he's a guy but used a female voice.




Being busy!

U don tell tosyne?

Idowuogbo:
Lmao

Honestly, I dunno what's happening. 4.30pm don nack since, I just dey stealth mode never see show.

peeparty:
ete me I dey wait am patiently. him sabi himself.

Na pass 5 we dey bro. 4.30pm don pass since nau

MhizDeedy:
Lol it will be titled what?

"My Deedy"

FTBOY:
u were a very wicked soul as a mod. the power got into ur skull that u started misbehaving......thank God ur a now a regular like me on nairaland. pride goeth before a fall, and this is just the beginning.
remember FUCKTOTO? u banned my id forever coz u think it was indecent..an id I'd been using for over a year. so have u been blind all the while that u didn't notice that id? ironically, ur one person who enjoys sex-related topics a lot. ain't u a hypocrite! I opened a thread to complain of the injustice and u still banned me again. there was a day u made an error in ur spelling. I corrected u, but instead of thanking me, u hid my post and banned me again. I started trolling u with the ISHIBANMOD series of monikers and wishing ur downfall. here u are today, a has-been. u see ur life? wicked girl!

U too get wahala. Meanwhile the moniker is annoying nau "fucktoto". Hmm na wao.

Meanwhile it's wasn't a downfall for her, kindly read where it was stated that she resigned voluntarily.

MhizDeedy:
Lol y did u like looking for my trouble ehn? Just say u also want to write a song for me

Yes o! I go write am for u. Just hold on okay.

Kachisbarbie:
hehehe.
If you are a mod here, and you don't have self-control_ you fit mistakenly delete the section one day...with vex o

Hahahahaha. Madam. See as I dey laugh here. Thank God I can never work as a volunteered mod let alone supermod becos if the crase enter my head, I fit delete nairaland sef

Idowuogbo:
I swear that section worse pass sambisa forest. I saw one telling me yesterday he will make my e-life miserable,am like wtf? If you no fit enter screen slap mehn Stfu jare.. worse case scenario, I will just log off and face reality abi?

Abi oo

Mhizdeedy,

Oh deedy* . U remember that song track.

Idowuogbo:
I can pull a sexkillz. as long as they don't put me in politics sect wey grenade go land on top my moniker.

Eh ehn. Sighs.

Too much of mentally unstable dudes are on politics. I tried that section and the level of lunatics there is beyond abnormal.

justi4jesu:
No it is roasted plantain

Naughty boy.

justi4jesu:
If dem fall, hope say Health Insurance cover am sha, cos falling with a full tray of Hot Peppersoup won't be a funny Sight to behold

Friedplantain

Na u be this?