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accused and the accuser

lalasticala , mynd44 pls i need more advice

Welcomme:
Guy u have nothing to worry about. All those chemist guys are primary school drop out. Always change your boxers, trim ur pubic hairs, and also wash ur private very well to avoid the once in a while itching.

thanks

sirxbit:
U still get symptoms?

itching sometimes

kelvinUchiha:
Hi Nairalanders,

I just packed into a new house last month and things have been moving really fast for me. So much stress and I had spent a lot of money furnishing my apartment and moving stuffs. So, two weeks ago my neighbour came to my house to greet me(as new neigbour things) I was very excited because she was beautiful and around my age bracket. I told her to come in, this was around 11:00 am i offered her a drink and we were talking about so many things.

I found out she was just my type of girl quiet and intelligent. We talked about the previous tenants and she told me my house was fine. I was happy, I said finally all the stress from packing was worth it. She left by 6:45 pm that day. The next day, I saw her spreading clothes outside so I approached her, we greeted and she asked me if I've eaten. I said no so she said she cooked spaghetti and she would bring for me. She arrived with the food, I thought to myself this must be a wife material o. We were both eating till she said let her feed me. Like play like play I'd feed her and she'd feed me. Before I said Jack Robinson we were already kissing and smooching.

I wasn't with my condom and I wasn't prepared but I felt this girl was a nice and innocent girl. She probably just likes me. So I gently removed her clothes like a gentle man and we had sex. I swore to myself I won't release early or get tired so at least she would feel me and come back for more.
We enjoyed ourselves, we were happy and I know she enjoyed it as well, she held my hand and we were stack naked gisting for about 20 minutes staring at each others eyes.

So eventually she went home.

After three days, I went to ease myself only to see white pus from my penis that morning. I was so surprised. My heart started beating and I rushed to my phone I googled it and I got things like UTI, gonorrhea, staph, HIV. I was really scared. I called her, she came and she was normal. I didn't tell her about it. I just wanted to find out if she purposely gave it to me but she seemed like she didn't know. I travelled home to see my mum.
I went for test spent about 3k for urethral swab, blood test and urine analysis.

It came back positive for Staphylococcus. I was so annoyed at myself for not using a condom the same time relieved that it was negative for HIV. I spent a total of 9k on drugs and injection and I came back home. Mind you, I bought two packs of condom in case.

I like this girl and she likes me but I wasted one week treating the staph without telling her and if I tell her now she would see me as a bad person and I don't know how she would react if I tell her she gave it to me. I'm really confused because I don't want to lose the relationship. My mind is telling me not to tell her and continue using condom( she's very sweet) but I love her and I don't want it to be harmful to her but she may decide not to give me sex again. I'm worried.

Please for matured minds okay. Its really important, life is at stake.
Thanks.

i just post my own experience about this staphylococcus virus without even seen your own, abeg how did you overcome it


https://www.nairaland.com/4152747/how-dangerous-staphylococcus-std-virus

sirxbit:
Most of Nigeria lab na fake result o
U fit go take another test for another lab then go see another tin.

I'm scare

kelvinUchiha:
Hi Nairalanders,

I just packed into a new house last month and things have been moving really fast for me. So much stress and I had spent a lot of money furnishing my apartment and moving stuffs. So, two weeks ago my neighbour came to my house to greet me(as new neigbour things) I was very excited because she was beautiful and around my age bracket. I told her to come in, this was around 11:00 am i offered her a drink and we were talking about so many things.

I found out she was just my type of girl quiet and intelligent. We talked about the previous tenants and she told me my house was fine. I was happy, I said finally all the stress from packing was worth it. She left by 6:45 pm that day. The next day, I saw her spreading clothes outside so I approached her, we greeted and she asked me if I've eaten. I said no so she said she cooked spaghetti and she would bring for me. She arrived with the food, I thought to myself this must be a wife material o. We were both eating till she said let her feed me. Like play like play I'd feed her and she'd feed me. Before I said Jack Robinson we were already kissing and smooching.

I wasn't with my condom and I wasn't prepared but I felt this girl was a nice and innocent girl. She probably just likes me. So I gently removed her clothes like a gentle man and we had sex. I swore to myself I won't release early or get tired so at least she would feel me and come back for more.
We enjoyed ourselves, we were happy and I know she enjoyed it as well, she held my hand and we were stack naked gisting for about 20 minutes staring at each others eyes.

So eventually she went home.

After three days, I went to ease myself only to see white pus from my penis that morning. I was so surprised. My heart started beating and I rushed to my phone I googled it and I got things like UTI, gonorrhea, staph, HIV. I was really scared. I called her, she came and she was normal. I didn't tell her about it. I just wanted to find out if she purposely gave it to me but she seemed like she didn't know. I travelled home to see my mum.
I went for test spent about 3k for urethral swab, blood test and urine analysis.

It came back positive for Staphylococcus. I was so annoyed at myself for not using a condom the same time relieved that it was negative for HIV. I spent a total of 9k on drugs and injection and I came back home. Mind you, I bought two packs of condom in case.

I like this girl and she likes me but I wasted one week treating the staph without telling her and if I tell her now she would see me as a bad person and I don't know how she would react if I tell her she gave it to me. I'm really confused because I don't want to lose the relationship. My mind is telling me not to tell her and continue using condom( she's very sweet) but I love her and I don't want it to be harmful to her but she may decide not to give me sex again. I'm worried.

Please for matured minds okay. Its really important, life is at stake.
Thanks.

i just posted my own experience about this staphylococcus virus without even seen your own, abeg how did you overcome it


https://www.nairaland.com/4152747/how-dangerous-staphylococcus-std-virus

I was having some strange symptoms recently, so i went to the chemist's and complained, immediately i explain myself to the person i met there, his response was that i will need to do tests o, i was like haba is it up to that? He said in fact i will need to do about three tests, i agreed, and i told him i don't know how to go about it, and he brought out a form that i will take to a nearby medical laboratory, inside the form he tick the type of test i will be doing and his first choice was HIV test follow by urinary test and urine M/C/S, i was so surprised to see hiv among them, but as a clean guy no cause for alarm, i went for the test the next day and i got d HIV test result same day, and as expected, the results was NEGATIVE also all the test under urinary tests is NEG except leucocyte which shows that there's a trace, i was told to come back 3 days later for urine m/c/s and behold when i got the result 3 days later the result show that i was diagnosed with staphylococcus, i went to the chemist's to show the man the result and he said i will need to take 5 injection and some drugs, ? I'm done with my treatment and drug after spending more than 10k yet it seems there's no much improvement, pls who knows about this disease?



Modified:
Thank God staph is gone

Someone that didn't make you happy when they arrived, will make you happy when they left.

Quote by Murphy Ijemba on max fm.

Chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC) Commuttee of True Federalism Governor Nasir El-Rufai said yesterday that demanding equal states for all the geopolitical zones is injustice to others because it will amount to trying to make “the unequal equal”

The governor also said it will be difficult for states agitating for resource control to achieve 100 per cent control of resources in their states.

To him, because states without oil are more, those with oil might not get the required vote in the National Assembly for their wish.

The governor who spoke at an interactive session with Nigerian Youths in Abuja also said he was prepared to open the books for those willing to audit his security votes. According to him, his security vote is being controlled by the Secretary to the State Government.

The governor who was responding to questions and suggestions raised by some of the youths said rather that make suggestions that will not stand the test of time, the youths should find a way of engaging the process after learning from history.

He said: There is absolutely no way in the Nigeria of today that a state that has oil will have 100 per cent of the revenue. That is not possible because to get that document through, you have to pass it through the National Assembly and in the National Assembly, there are more states that have no oil than those that have oil and so, they will vote it down.

“So, you better start proposing something that works for the entire country and not just you. Otherwise, it will not help. The greatest injustice you can do is to try to make the unequal equal or the equal unequal.

“You cannot come here and say we should create nine states in each zone. Nigeria is not equal in terms of land mass, population, resources etc. so, you can’t do that. It is injustice trying to make the unequal equal because there is no where in the world.”

He said those agitating for the scrapping of the Senate should realize that no member of the senate will vote to scrap the chamber, saying”
Whatever you learn with some knowledge of history is incomplete. Unfortunately, in this country, history is not a subject in our schools. We started with a parliamentary system of government with the Queen as our leader, then, we became a Republic in 1963. You should not trace history without learning from the mistakes of the past or make recommendations without some sense of history’.

Simple

Toothpaste
Theoretically, you would need to eat 24 tubes of toothpaste to get to the afterlife. So, please, don’t do that!

13, sugar
The fatal dose of sucrose is 5 oz per pound of your body weight. This means that a man would need to eat 55 lb of sugar in one go, which equals approximately 500 teaspoons.

12, Chili pepper
You would need 130 teaspoons of chili pepper to go to Heaven. But your body will probably say "No" because chilis are so hot and spicy.

11, Salt
The everyday norm of salt is approximately 0.1 oz. A lethal dose of salt is 9 oz in one sitting (approximately 48 teaspoons). If someone decides to choose this way to commit suicide, it will be a truly regretful choice because the death would be agonizing (from a lot of enemas) and long.

10, Orange
To die from an orange overdose, you would need to eat 11,000 oranges in one sitting.

9, Banana
Bananas contain potassium, an overdose of which can lead to death. But for this to happen, you would have to eat 400 bananas in one sitting.

8, Cherry stones
The same destiny awaits not only fans of apple seeds but also those who chew crushed cherry stones because they also contain cyanide (as well as apricot, peach, and bitter almond stones). For example, this guy bit into a cherry stone to find a nut inside. He liked it so much that he decided to eat another 2.

7, Apple Seed
You won’t die from eating 18 apples. But if you take out the seeds from those 18 apples, smash them to pieces, chew them thoroughly, and swallow them, then there is a possibility that you will die because apple seeds contain cyanide. Just like that!

6, Marijuana
Things are slightly different with marijuana. The fatal dose is 1,500 lb, smoked within 15 minutes or 48 lb eaten at one time. And you probably won’t enjoy it at all. Not even Snoop Dogg can do that.

5, Cigarettes
Taking into account that each standard cigarette contains approximately 0.8 mg of nicotine, 75 cigarettes can blow you to kingdom come.

4, Alcohol
For a healthy man, a deadly dose would be 1.25 liters of 40% alcohol (approximately 27 shots of 45 ml each). But it will happen only if the man finishes this amount within one hour and does not throw up.

3, chocolate
Chocolate contains a small amount of theobromine. This alkaloid is a powerful agent that stimulates the central nervous system. But if you ate 22 lb of chocolate in one sitting, it could lead first to nausea and diarrhea, then an epileptic fit, then internal bleeding, cardiac infarction, and finally death.

2, coffee
Half an ounce of caffeine is believed to be a lethal dose. It is approximately 113 coffee cups (of 250 ml). It is worth mentioning that in this case, a person would probably die not from the caffeine overdose but water intoxication: 113 cups are actually almost 30 liters of water. So if you don’t eat coffee beans or mouthfuls of instant coffee, you are safe. Just don’t mix it with soda or energy drinks, like this teenager from South Carolina.

1, water
Everyone has heard that they should drink 2 liters of water every day. But if you drink 3 times as much, your kidneys will not be able to process this much liquid and get it out of your system. The result can be internal organ and brain edema and respiratory arrest. So, yes, you can get poisoned with water! And this was recently demonstrated by Jennifer Strange, who drank 7.5 liters of water during the "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest.

As Paracelsus, the famous alchemist, said, "Poison is in everything, and no thing is without poison. The dosage makes it either a poison or a remedy."

8. UK standstill
The Queen’s passing will be marked by 12 days of mourning. Bells will toll and flags will be lowered to half-mast all over the country. Comedy shows on most television channels will be canceled until after the funeral, and royal parks will ban all games. The London Stock Exchange will close, potentially costing the economy billions. The day of the funeral will be a national holiday in the UK and some Commonwealth countries.

7. The public’s goodbye
The public will be able to pay their respects to the Queen one last time. She will lie in state in Westminster Hall, and people will file past the coffin for 23 hours. After this, the Queen’s body will be transported to Westminster Abbey, where the service will be led by the Archbishop of Canterbury.

6. Prince William
Prince William will become the first in line of succession and will most likely take the title Prince of Wales. His wife, Kate Middleton, will become the Princess of Wales, the title once held by William’s mother, Diana Spencer.

5. New money
The Queen’s name, initials, and images will be replaced by those of King Charles, whose portraits will already have been made in advance. New banknotes, coins, and stamps will be minted in the UK and Commonwealth countries, but it won’t happen overnight. Older coins and banknotes will be gradually replaced by new ones over the course of several years.

4. Parliament
Both houses of Parliament will gather within hours of her death to swear allegiance to their new sovereign. If the Prime Minister is not in London or Parliament is on a recess, they will be expected to come back as a matter of urgency.

3. Informing the world
The Queen’s private secretary will be the first to know. They will give the news to the Prime Minister, whatever the hour. After this, the news will travel to the 51 nations of the Commonwealth outside the UK where the Queen is a head of state or symbolic figurehead. A black-edged notice will be displayed at the gates of Buckingham Palace. At the same moment, an announcement will be released to the world’s media. Pilots will share news of her death with their passengers.