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ELShehzad:
괜찮아

meaning o, don't come swell for me

softworker:
The best solution I knew is if u can finish bag of sugar in a week.

noted

muller101:
Cut it off.

haba

For me i think is my arm, sometimes they wrap their arm around my arm, without no reason

Former President Olusegun Obasanjo on Saturday at Apostolic Faith Church said that Christians should be prepared for the t Second Coming of Jesus Christ as the end of the world is near.

Abeg u guys should help me spot the football club that has the most beautiful girls between Chelsea and arsenal

SonofDevil:
don't litter this thread with fake China assembling plant.
Open a thread for the substandard and fake imported products igbos produce.

lol

safiaapussy:
I am number 2

picture of yours to confirm or idonbliv

And the last one is MS. TULIP






Male should please indicate the best vagina they like,

for me, i will gladly go with MS. PUFFS follow by MS. TULIP and MS. HORSEHOE sorry MS. BARBIE your service is not needed at all

Contrary to popular belief, most vaginas aren't neat little packages with all the pieces perfectly tucked in.

Rather, vaginas all look quite different. However, according to a former bikini waxer who goes only by Mel to protect the identity of her clients, there are five different overall vagina shapes that she has seen in her career.
While these types aren't scientific or 'a mathematic algorithm', Mel told Elite Daily: 'This is just to help women understand this weird "secret" [the appearance of our vaginas] we keep from our friends and society at large is not as scandalous or peculiar as we may have thought.'
Her shape names are not the actual vagina, which is the whole, but rather the outside appearance — most of which has something to do with the labia majora (the outer lips) and the labia minora (the inner lips).

The most uncommon shape is what Mel calls the Ms. Barbie, in which the labia minora are totally contained within the labia magora. The waxer noted that this is what most people think of when they picture a vagina, but it is not what most vaginas look like.

Similar to the Ms. Barbie is the Ms. Puffs. The labia minora are still contained within the labia majora, but the lips of the vagina sit lower on the the pubic pone and are 'either full and puffed up or thin and loose'.

Contrary to popular belief, the way the lips hang has little to do with the age or weight of a woman.

The Ms. Curtains look, Mel said, is her name for when the labia minora extend past the labia majora, sticking out either a little bit or a lot. This is actually the most common shape.

Women with the Ms. Horseshoe have a vagina that opens wider at the top but closes at the bottom, with the shape of a horseshoe.

Finally, the Ms. Tulip looks like a tulip about to bloom, with the labia minora slightly exposed up and down the labia majora.
Moral of the story is that every vagina is different, but it shares a sisterhood with all other vaginas, and nobody should feel strange or abnormal,' Mel said.

'Just because you haven't met your sister vagina yet, doesn’t mean she isn’t out there.

She concluded humorously: 'Your vagina is perfect. It's just like a curtain. You wouldn't hate your house if it had ugly curtains.'

What's happening to nairaland site now,

Which one be error 504 or 502
I can't even logging with Chrome or another better browser most time except opera mini some time

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I wonder how some men cope with ladies who do not moan and scream during sex. Let's be frank and sincere, is it a sin for a Christian to have a ringing tone while having sex to show how much they're enjoying their spouse ? How can your husband be banging you and you will not be making any sounds at all? Why, Kilode ? Sex that has no moans, is that one sex? Some even referred to it as ringing tones. There are some things that don't need to be taught and moaning during sex is one of them. You don't need to be taught that you have to moan or voice out your ringing tone while being screwed. But unfortunately, some ladies/women are so boring, so archaic and so religious that no matter how hard their husbands bang their wet spot and no matter how sweet the sex is, they will rather suppress the confession instead of letting out the irresistible moans. Please try and moan while he is sexing you like mofedaku!! Moaning makes his erection to last longer. Moaning gives him a sense of confidence. Moaning tells him that your body and soul are into the show. Moaning makes him to hit you harder. In fact, the louder the moans, the sweeter the wet spot to him. Don't just lie there like a dead body. Be part of the sex. Moaning energises him. Some ladies/women are so annoying that while they are being laid, they will be so absent minded to the extent that their husband will be wondering whether he is sexing a human or a dead body. Some will just spread their wet spot while the man is sweating himself out hitting the wet spot. That is so bad. It kills the passion. It makes the man feel he is forcing you to have sex with him. It makes a sex that should last for 50mins to last for 10mins. Please moan! Baby moan out loud! It does not matter what you are moaning about, just make sure you are screaming and making some romantic sounds. It could be: 'arrrg, mmmm, oh my God, chai baby, chimoooo, baby injure me, baby labam, lasiem ike, scatter it, please baby don't cum now, oh baby, hit me hard, do me harder, it's all yours, tear it, baby wound me, ouch, ouch! You're bitting my nipples ooooooo!! And sometimes, start crying out of excess sweetness of the sex. Also remember to suck his ear lobes as you both are glued to each other. If you have never sucked his inner ear lobes during sex, then you are missing out. Wet his ears with your deep licking. It tickles him and sends him out of this world. Make sure you don't miss out on the nipples ooooooo!! You will even enjoy it. Try it tonight. And please don't forget to moan . My Moaning can wake a dead person.... confessed by a Christian house wife. Moaning is very important. ... Develop your own ringing tones today, it will help your marriage.

Experts advise!!!

Hmm

Ordinary baby mama

Today date is 14/06/2017

South Korean Police said Wednesday they have arrested a 46 year-old Nigerian for smuggling large amounts of methamphetamines, also called meth, into the country through international mail from China.
The Nigerian yet to be identified is being detained by the Gyeongnam Provincial Police Agency in Seoul.
Yonhap, the Korean news agency said the Nigerian, twice last week and via post, attempted to smuggle into the country 605 grams of meth , worth some 2 billion won (US$1.77 million). The drug was hidden in women’s cosmetic products.
Each parcel was delivered via international express mail.
The volume of meth he tried to sneak into Korea is large enough for about 20,000 people, the police said.
The suspect, who lives in Pyeongtaek, south of Seoul, and has a blue-collar job, received the mail from China through Cambodia.
The police received intelligence about possible drug smuggling earlier and impounded the drugs at customs located at Incheon International Airport, it added.
The police said they are investigating whether the suspect had any accomplices.
It appears a Nigerian drug smuggling ring is very active in Asia, especially in India where many Nigerians have been arrested.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/nigerian-arrested-south-korea-smuggling-hard-drug-worth-1-7m/

Wao arsenal babe dey always beautiful

Onliie:
actually I'm not the op.

haaa and you really drop ur number

StarBukola:
Mr handsome, Pele o

abi na you

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