₦airaland Forum

socialmediaman:
Can you please help me ask Buhari and APC when they’ll stop blaming GEJ and PDP and everyone else but themselves for the poverty, joblessness, insecurity, economic recession, corruption and mess within their government?

Oshey.....baddest.

You know you can't, won't and will Neve win. Stop yapping .I ain't hating..just stating facts. Nobody Sabi you for Ungwar Shanu, in Kaduna, and some remote parts of Naija...yet their votes are counted. Bro...park well

NwaAmaikpe:




I wonder why anyone will honour the invitation to the launch of a book where an ineffective drunkard will try to justify his acts of cowardice.
A book where someone blames another for the consequences of his naivety.

Shame on you GEJ.

Posterity will forever remember you as the failure who never fully understood the power of the Presidency,

A coward who threw in the towel before the fight was over and the mumu that spat out the sugar put in his mouth by the gods.

It's sadly ironic that the first President of Niger Delta extraction is an opposite reflection of every virtue the Niger Delta is known and reverred for.

I'd forever respect Buhari for not jailing GEJ. Not for the unabated looting that occurred under his watch, but for his legendary foolishness.

Started reading....then I decided to check out who the author is.....Alas.....Na Buhari classmate. Talking shit

Welcome to #NextLevel

Bunch of smellos

Abeg na which PDP chieftain dey stay for Rigasa, Kaduna?

Jonathan make huge mistake I swear. Carry train station go dump for Iran.

How many strokes?

These are mild signs of madness. What is it with the average Buharist ffs?

Online poll organised by who.....


The goro chewing, no certificate having, brainless mofo

ImaIma1:
Lol. If I serve my husband two pieces of meat, he will ask if I am trying to kill him. Even me I feel guilty if I eat more than one.

The man is right jaare. Too much meat can be injurious to one later in life. I also plan on cutting my meat intake as from 2019. My family can go on o....but me....na bye bye to meat.
Need to stay healthy for me and my family.

God help us all

ImaIma1:
We should ask him how many pieces of meat he eats with his food and if he can eat any dish, even beans and dodo without an animal. Because if you serve a Yoruba man with one meat, no matter how big, he will see it as an affront.

Let him hit the gym jare.

Hahahahaha. U dey vex o. Hahahahaha. We like meat o biko. Na meat be meat for our side o

ImaIma1:
Savagery? He only succeeded in showing his jealousy for his colleagues in the English movie part. The body of an actor/actress is an asset. It is part of the profession...to keep their bodies fit.

And it isn't even about whether it is Yoruba movie or English but the discipline of the individual involved. Fathia Balogun has maintained her figure and so has Iyabo Ojo, Liz Dasilva and some of them.

Mr Funsho Adeolu should try to discipline himself instead of showing his own flaws

I get your point totally. I only felt his position was hitting hard on a lot of core Nollywood actors.
Plus.....the man dey talk out of painment

Election was rigged

ImaIma1:
Savagery? He only succeeded in showing his jealousy for his colleagues in the English movie part. The body of an actor/actress is an asset. It is part of the profession...to keep their bodies fit.

And it isn't even about whether it is Yoruba movie or English but the discipline of the individual involved. Fathia Balogun has maintained her figure and so has Iyabo Ojo, Liz Dasilva and some of them.

Mr Funsho Adeolu should try to discipline himself instead of showing his own flaws

I get you. I only found his line of reasoning a little funny and a hit below the belt. The dude is ageing and no longer enjoys that super hot status he once had. It's only natural to resort to beefing. But he was funny sha

dotcomnamename:
Lol .. Frustrated wailers are trying everything to console themselves as they're seeing defeat and disaster for PDP and their hero Saraki come 2019 election.... No amount of propaganda can shake Oshio baba! If you like wail from now till eternity, 2019 na sure banka for APC Oshio, Buhari, PYO. Ugly situation ko, Uruguay situation ni. With that Audio your hero Saraki is a gooner!

And you know this coz you be God PA abi? Kwantinew

Savagery. Hahahahahahah

People still believe say when u catch snake...cut head and tail...


Hahahahahaha

I only hope u schooling and also plan on doing something useful at some point .

I prefer the old you. You housing over 50kg of raw silicon and you call that beautiful. Happy now?

The comment linking Freeze's brain to Jesus' statement about being finish is epic. Savagery. Fuc

Your balance na 500,000.01

You no need shame.

Silicon everywhere. I pity the person wey go suck ur borbiii...One day...the person go just start suck crude oil comot...

Funny Nigeria


Qualification to become Minsiter of Petroleum: Fail WAEC and pls ensure you can't find your certificate.


Qualification to be a Security Guard in Chevron

Must be 22 years and below
Must have 10 years management experience
Must have first class in sciece related course
Must have masters in Petroleum engineering
Must be fluent in English
Must be ready to hit the ground running etc.

SarkinYarki:
There is no need to even risk inflation to immediately improve FDI, ousting Buhari alone will improve FDI prospect by over 100 percent in 2 weeks

Guy....u wicked wallahi.....

You had me cracking

This is the problem. Getting head has to be a two way thing.

Husband....You love to receive head. You need to find out if your wife likes to give head. Some husbands enjoy getting hear but will never go as low as kissing the belly button of their wives. Clear cheating.

Wife....You need to calmly explain to your hubby why you hate giving head. To some...it's disgusting. Some will go for ya zipper at the slightest opportunity. Some won't ask for a return.


Bottom line...it has to be mutual and consensual.

To the Ediort.
The man should be arrested and immediately hanged upside down. He is a potential killer on the loose.

Devil lasan lasan

There is a place for belief and also a place for being real. This woman knows she can't, won't and can never win but she would still go about castigating every and anyone.

Me wish am well plus we will be here when she finally wakes up from her pipe dream of ruling Naija.

Wetin be Abd? LMAO.(Laffing my arsenal off)

CilicMarin:
This is an important meeting for Atiku.







After all, He is going to be elected the President Of Biafra Next Year.

Ur English eh....Chai

Adams Oshio resemble Fiona papa for Shrek. Olodo chairman. Go comot Saraki na

Way to go. My passion na to sew sports wears and Tshirts and also do vinyl prints.

Carry go