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DanseMacabre:
I bet that Mugabe had nothing to do with well over 90% of these quotes.


Nigga was too busy maintaining his precarious hold on power than to be free enough to construct anecdote after anecdote.

Maybe you don't listing to his speeches

raphemmanuel:
what about a fresh graduate that don't have existing business but have a business plan he wants to start up, can he still enroll?

You can register your business name @ CAC it doesn't cost up to 30k , you can get it done in less than a month. If you need more details on how you can go about it check my signature for contacts

DuchessLily:
I don't have a favorite. I love all his quotes

That's cool

It is open to 54 African Countries

Age – you must be above 18years old and there is no upper limit age restriction.

It is open to 54 African Countries

Age – you must be above 18years old and there is no upper limit age restriction.

DuchessLily:
Delicious kwa??

Pick your favorite..

31-Dear ladies, The silence you keep when you find money in your husband’s pockets during laundry,kindly do the same when you find condoms.
were you expecting? Closing Ceremony??
32-The festive season is upon us, accidents take seconds to happen but suffering lasts a life time. Helmets and Condoms should be worn on appropriate heads during the respective rides, especially on vehicles that don’t belong to you.
33-Church sisters be refusing Church brothers saying “No you are my brother” For your own info: Even your mother and father are brother and sister in Christ.
34-Someone who unplugs your phone charging at 3% to plug his at 97% is capable of killing you
35-Some Girls will be like: “I cannot cook, my mom didn’t teach me” Well, my sister tell me who taught you dog style??
36-Remind your man that when he’s busy looking for a new woman, you are also new to another man..
37-When nails grow old, we cut nails not fingers. Similarly when misunderstanding grows up, cut your ego not your relationship.
38-Every man wants to marry a decent lady. Question is who will marry the ones you spoil?
39-Don’t focus on your wife’s faults, they are the ones that prevented her from getting a better husband.
40-Girls are so clever…they can introduce 3 Boyfriends to each other at the same time without causing a fight…She will be like ; My love, meet my sweetheart and my one and only boo…and you will see the 3 idiots smiling at each other and say Hi boss what’s good.
41-Men can be heartless; they will use you, Use your body, Damage your reputation then marry a beautiful wife, Become born again & Use you as a testimony in church, That’s when you know the devil lives Among us.
42-Married people with kids and careers find time to have affairs. Don’t let a single person tell you they’re too busy for you..
43-If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his Mother and tell Her he is dead….you are actually calling from the accident scene….. then switch off that phone.You cannot be crying alone. She must also feel the pain for not raising him well.
44-A woman should NOT feed a man!! The last time it happened, we were all sent out of the Garden of Eden.
45-Help a girl when she is in trouble and she will surely remember you when she is in trouble again!
46-Your body heals. Your heart heals. The mind heals. Wounds heal. Your soul heals. Your happiness is always going to come back. Bad times don’t last.
47-A woman that loves you will stick with you no matter how much a player you are. And that “woman” is your mother.
48-Ladies now feel shy to breast feed babies but feel no rumors to display their breast outside in the name of fashion just to attract men my sister breast was designed to feed hungry babies not for pageant parade
49-Apologize when you’re wrong. Be silent when you’re right. Ask if you’re not sure. Admit it when you make a mistake. Forgive when you’re wronged. You’ll have wonderful marriage.
50-They say milk gives strength. I have drunk 4 cups of milk and i was not even able to move a wall. But when i drank 4 bottles of beer, i saw walls moving themselves. Hmm these scientists should stop their lies!”

Which one is your best?
1–A girl can be 21 with 2 kids while another one can be 18 with 3 abortions but the society will judge the 21 year old simply because her decisions are visible.
2–Most men cheat with their wedding ring on their finger. And you think your boyfriend won’t cheat coz YOU’RE his profile picture??
3–We are living in a generation where lovers are free to touch each others private parts but cannot touch each others phone.
4–All I hear is “NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE”. If that was God’s plan then u would have receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.
5–Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool, the only problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.
6–Love is when your boyfriend catches you naked with another man and says honey dress up and we go home.
7–Some girls of today can’t jog for five minutes, but they expect a guy to last in bed with them for 2 hours. Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.
8–Women with beauty and no brains, its your private part that suffers the most.
9–Whenever things start going on well in your life, the devil comes along and gives u a girlfriend.
10—Teachers are my friend and I feel for Women who are married to Teachers, instead of finding money in the pocket when washing, they find Chalk or list of noise makers.
11– ON EARNING: Never depend on single income.Make investment to create a second chance.
12. ON SPENDING: If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need.
13. ON SAVINGS: Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving.
14. ON TAKING RISK: Never test the depth of a river with both feet.
15. ON INVESTMENT: Do not put all eggs in one basket.
16. ON EXPECTATIONS: Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.
17. IF YOU are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present. Past is a waste paper. Present is a newspaper and future is a question paper.
18. WHEN bad things happen in your life you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you or you can let it strengthen you.
19. EMPTY pockets teach you a million things in life but full pockets spoil you in a million ways.
20. OUR EYES are in the front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.
21. WE USED a pencil when we were small but now we use pens…do you know why? Because mistakes in childhood can be erased but not now.
22-Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than sending it to your mum and you realize witchcraft is real
23-You need at least 1 witness to prove a murder case & a minimum of 2 witnesses to register a marriage, It clarifies which one is more dangerous.
24-A woman with only a beautiful face is only good for a night, but a woman with a beautiful heart is good for a lifetime. Ladies mind the way you handle and present yourself out there because it speaks so much about who you are. If you treat yourself cheaply, you will attract many useless, fake and irresponsible people (men) around you and if you treat yourself with dignity, you will attract a few sensible and serious people around you.
25-Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that will wipe your buttocks today can be the part that will wipe your face tomorrow.
26-The way relationships dont last these days. It’s even safe to celebrate a one week anniversary.
27-Only a black man will have unprotected sex with a girl he just met at the Club,then get in his car and put on a safety belt like he didn’t try to kill himself a minute ago!
28-An expensive weave can never reduce the effect of cheap brains….
29-MARY was a virgin and she married a carpenter (JOSEPH). YOU are not a virgin and you are waiting for a billionaire to marry you.
30-Some girls are funny, they will tell guy that “It’s over between us “When the guy says Okay, she will be like “Just Like That?” What

2. 1000 businesses will be selected annually from 54 African countries; technically, 19 businesses per each of the countries, except some countries that may not be duly represented or that may not present solid business ideas.

Rules for those who want to invest in crypto.

Important basic information you should know
about Tony Elumelu Entrepreneurship Programme.

1. The Grant is a non-refundable seed capital of $5000
(N1,525,000) or its local currency equivalent in any African country

Important basic information you should know
about Tony Elumelu Entrepreneurship Programme.

1. The Grant is a non-refundable seed capital of $5000
(N1,525,000) or its local currency equivalent in any African country

peterspp:
Plz, has it commence.

You start now to prepare your documents and business plan.. The application opens 1st January but I have listed all the criterion needed..

If you want more info contact me..

There is this other grant application that is on going now. Upto 10million in grant. Contacts me at @ paulvelly2010@gmail.com

Cashrange660:
How much is involved in this whole process of applying?

If you don't have a registered business, then you have to goto CAC to register a business, we can help you to register it, within three weeks you will get certificate.

For the cost of application you can do it yourself. If you want us to do it for you , it doesn't cost much.

You can email me for more details @ paulvelly2010@gmail.com

Before you continue:

I will advise you create an account on the following websites if you don’t have any.

www.facebook.com

www.twitter.com

www.linkedin.com

www.skype.com

They greatly admire social media technology and you will need them in the application process..

Form information:

Personal Information
Contact Details
Education Information
Social Media Information
Business Profile
Company Structure
Market Potential
Financial Information
Business Impact
Attestation

The Tony Elumelu Entrepreneurship Programme (TEEP) is an entrepreneurial initiative run by the Tony Elumelu Foundation, based in Nigeria, spanning across Africa. The programme’s founder is billionaire businessman and philanthropist, Tony O. Elumelu CON and the CEO of the Tony Elumelu Foundation is Parminder Vir, OBE

The programme gives training, mentorship and seed capital to entrepreneurs with start-up business ideas they want to execute in Africa. By doing so, TEEP embodies Africapitalism, the economic philosophy that Elumelu coined. It is currently in the third cycle.

The TEEP entrepreneurs undergo a 9-month programme which includes a 12-week online business plan development training and mentoring programme, followed by a two-day Bootcamp.

Following a successful completion of their business plan, the entrepreneurs receive a Non-returnable Seed capital investment of $5,000 (N1500) for their businesses. The entrepreneurs are also entitled to second round of funding.

On completion of the 9-month programme cycle, TEEP entrepreneurs graduate to become TEEP Fellows with full access to the TEEP Resources Centre and TEEP Alumni.

Application for TEEP 2018 opened on the 1st of January, 2018 and closed on the 1st of March, 2018

This is the right time to start:
( I am a beneficiary too). If you want to start the 2018 edition and you want me to handle the whole application process for you. You can contact me at paulvelly2010@gmail.com

Things needed:
» Valid Government Recognized Identification
» Official Registration Certificate for your business
» Official Evidence of Ownership of the business
» Official Evidence of Directors in your business
» Official Consent by Partners to apply

I can help you out on that......

Personal Information
Contact Details
Education Information
Social Media Information
Business Profile
Company Structure
Market Potential
Financial Information
Business Impact
Attestation �

Professional write up. I can do that for you upon request contact me: paulvelly2010@gmail.com
Only for serious persons.

The Tony Elumelu Entrepreneurship Programme (TEEP) is an entrepreneurial initiative run by the Tony Elumelu Foundation, based in Nigeria, spanning across Africa. The programme’s founder is billionaire businessman and philanthropist, Tony O. Elumelu CON and the CEO of the Tony Elumelu Foundation is Parminder Vir, OBE

The programme gives training, mentorship and seed capital to entrepreneurs with start-up business ideas they want to execute in Africa. By doing so, TEEP embodies Africapitalism, the economic philosophy that Elumelu coined. It is currently in the third cycle.

The TEEP entrepreneurs undergo a 9-month programme which includes a 12-week online business plan development training and mentoring programme, followed by a two-day Bootcamp.

Following a successful completion of their business plan, the entrepreneurs receive a Non-returnable Seed capital investment of $5,000 (N1500) for their businesses. The entrepreneurs are also entitled to second round of funding.

On completion of the 9-month programme cycle, TEEP entrepreneurs graduate to become TEEP Fellows with full access to the TEEP Resources Centre and TEEP Alumni.

Application for TEEP 2018 opened on the 1st of January, 2018 and closed on the 1st of March, 2018

This is the right time to start:
( I am a beneficiary too). If you want to start the 2018 edition and you want me to handle the application process for you. You can contact me on paulvelly2010@gmail.com

Rules for those who want to invest in crypto.

1.Don't trust anyone. They want to make money and will pump you if you let em.

2. Never join any scheme that promises results.

3. Never join any scheme that pays you for signing up others. And certainly never give your "referral link" to someone. That makes YOU the scammer.

4. Prepare for the opportunities that will come with research. Don't attempt to force things when your preparation doesn't meet that opportunity.

5. If you see a coin skyrocketing, you're too late to join. Seriously.... it's too late. Put down your crypto.

6. Everyone has an agenda. Even you. Learn your bias and try to overcome it. Don't let your rose colored glasses cloud your vision.... and certainly don't let someone else's.

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Rules for those who want to invest in crypto.

1.Don't trust anyone. They want to make money and will pump you if you let em.

2. Never join any scheme that promises results.

3. Never join any scheme that pays you for signing up others. And certainly never give your "referral link" to someone. That makes YOU the scammer.

4. Prepare for the opportunities that will come with research. Don't attempt to force things when your preparation doesn't meet that opportunity.

5. If you see a coin skyrocketing, you're too late to join. Seriously.... it's too late. Put down your crypto.

6. Everyone has an agenda. Even you. Learn your bias and try to overcome it. Don't let your rose colored glasses cloud your vision.... and certainly don't let someone else's.

7. The goal is more bitcoin. If you wanna play around in other coins to acquire more bitcoin.....go for it. But always have bitcoin. It's been declared dead 100 times...it's still king. It has the brand and institutional support. Don't believe those who say it's gonna die...even when it loses half it's value (which is gonna happen some day...always does)

8. Don't invest in coins that go against your belief system.... even if they could make you money. If you believe in decentralization, don't buy a centralized coin. You're cutting your own throat. The money you invest has real effects on the businesses behind the coins.

9. Realize most coins will fail. And if you're in em, Your money will disappear. The larger the market cap, the less likely they are to disappear.

10. There is a ton of manipulation in the crypto space. The smaller the market cap, the easier it is to pump and dump a coin. This is why you don't "chase candles" at all...but especially with small cap coins. That's how they lure you in and take your cash.... you see huge growth and invest....then you bought their new boat for em.

11. In order for you to value someone's opinion, you MUST require that they give you sound reasoning for their call. Just saying "buy this coin and you'll thank me later" is ridiculous.

12. IF that company REALLY had some software program that guaranteed results....they wouldn't be taking your money and letting you benefit...they'd be using their software program to get stupid rich.

13. Crypto is 100% NOT REGULATED. Anyone can do anything. And they do. You're on your own and at your own risk. Go slow.

14. 100% ignore anyone who wants to talk in PM or private. The reason they don't want someone else to comment on what they want to say is..... they are full of shit. Likely trying to scam you. If you can't say something about crypto in a crypto forum, it's cause you're full of it.

15. People will ask you to pay for their mistakes. They will tell come online hyping up shit coins so you'll invest and drive up the price so they can sell that coin they've been stuck in for months. Ignore everyone's advice on what to buy & don't waste your time chasing these sort of recommendations.

16. There is a COST for every dollar every day. If you're holding 1k of some stagnant coin, that's 1,000 dollars that aren't growing. Not saying you should never hold. Just realize that it doesn't come without lost opportunity.

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