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Referendum50:SUMMARY PLEASE, kini won wi jare |
adeolakemi:Summary please, kini won wi jare |
Which day Osinbajo Man become like this.. |
CROWNWEALTH019:Where is your brain? |
Another propaganda from the stable of APC.
courtesy: Ambode |
*"Cowards are those who could not beat or overthrow. me when I was young but have decided to do when I am 93 years"* Latest quote from Mugabe - 5mins ago �� |
Which One to believe now. okay make I add my own join. *"Cowards are those who could not beat or overthrow me when I was young but have decided to do when I am 93 years"* Latest quote from Mugabe - 5mins ago �� |
*"Cowards are those who could not beat me when I was young but have decided to do when I am 93 years"* Latest quote from Mugabe - 5mins ago �� |
Which grammar strong pass stupidity.
Orisirisi n badan. lolz |
itesiwaju Eko lawon t'emi fe... |
NwaAmaikpe:Stupor. |
Seems this man relate with Babasuwe.
Resemblance too much |
JIN IN ACTIONS..
BECAREFUL! |
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SATISFYING A WOMAN AND DIE IN ACTIVE SERVICE*(men be warned, mi o le waku) Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family and wife in terms of providing for the basic needs and also in bed. But doing this at the expense of the man's life is what I want to condemn. It is a common experience this days that women openly talk about how bad their spouses are in bed, and most times the woman makes life difficult for the man by throwing abusive words at him. It is also common to see a lot of products being advertised and marketed for enhancement of males sexual performance. A lot of women are responsible for their husband's death because of their excessive demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to satisfy the woman the man take drugs that endanger his health. And I ask, is sexual satisfaction the basis of relationships or marriage? Some times the woman even asks for a bigger joystick and my fellow man will be taking all sorts of drugs just to enlarge his joystick. This is just mocking God who created you. At the end he dies SATISFYING A WOMAN. Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to size you instead? A man's sexual performance depends on a lot of factors, such as stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes, drugs such as anti-hypertensives, relationship problems, etc. *How do you expect a man who you nag, starve, embarrass on the streets, who you refuse to support financially, who sleeps for less than 3 hours in a day to satisfy you sexually?* Most times women threaten to go outside for the so called satisfaction and you will be struggling to take higher doses of the drugs to satisfy her. That woman you want to satisfy at the expense of your own life started having sex before the age of 12 years until the age of 25yrs or more when she got married. Before this time she has experimented widely with men of different energy capacities. Unfortunately, she married a man with lower capacity, but she is already addicted to sex. So how can you measure up? Don't die in active service. Don't die in the attempt to satisfy a woman sexually. Just do what you can do and leave the rest to God. If you die satisfying a woman definitely after your burial men will come and continue from where you stopped. *Our dear wives and girlfriends, we are begging you to help us live longer. Help us financially, encourage us to do more not nagging, feed us well, give us peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, understand our health challenges, understand the side effects of drugs we are on, protect our weaknesses, and pray for us.* Then we will live longer for you and your children. Our performances then will improve. Do not harm yourself in any way trying to prove you are a man. 7-13 minutes is OK, if you can go higher better but do not take drugs that will damage your heart. Many have died trying to satisfy women. *THEY DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE* |
SATISFYING A WOMAN AND DIE IN ACTIVE SERVICE*(men be warned, mi o le waku) Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family and wife in terms of providing for the basic needs and also in bed. But doing this at the expense of the man's life is what I want to condemn. It is a common experience this days that women openly talk about how bad their spouses are in bed, and most times the woman makes life difficult for the man by throwing abusive words at him. It is also common to see a lot of products being advertised and marketed for enhancement of males sexual performance. A lot of women are responsible for their husband's death because of their excessive demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to satisfy the woman the man take drugs that endanger his health. And I ask, is sexual satisfaction the basis of relationships or marriage? Some times the woman even asks for a bigger penis and my fellow man will be taking all sorts of drugs just to enlarge his penis. This is just mocking God who created you. At the end he dies SATISFYING A WOMAN. Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to size you instead? A man's sexual performance depends on a lot of factors, such as stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes, drugs such as anti-hypertensives, relationship problems, etc. *How do you expect a man who you nag, starve, embarrass on the streets, who you refuse to support financially, who sleeps for less than 3 hours in a day to satisfy you sexually?* Most times women threaten to go outside for the so called satisfaction and you will be struggling to take higher doses of the drugs to satisfy her. That woman you want to satisfy at the expense of your own life started having sex before the age of 12 years until the age of 25yrs or more when she got married. Before this time she has experimented widely with men of different energy capacities. Unfortunately, she married a man with lower capacity, but she is already addicted to sex. So how can you measure up? Don't die in active service. Don't die in the attempt to satisfy a woman sexually. Just do what you can do and leave the rest to God. If you die satisfying a woman definitely after your burial men will come and continue from where you stopped. *Our dear wives and girlfriends, we are begging you to help us live longer. Help us financially, encourage us to do more not nagging, feed us well, give us peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, understand our health challenges, understand the side effects of drugs we are on, protect our weaknesses, and pray for us.* Then we will live longer for you and your children. Our performances then will improve. Do not harm yourself in any way trying to prove you are a man. 7-13 minutes is OK, if you can go higher better but do not take drugs that will damage your heart. Many have died trying to satisfy women. *THEY DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE* |
Fabiyi joke apart let's use god of iron to swear if you can... Fabiyi Fabiyi maparo o, Se oto ni? |
Umar has been my SUYA dude for a while now. The other day, I saw a guy selling alongside Umar, and he introduced him to me as his new STAFF. Just last night, I went to get some SUYA for my wife, Ehi, and my boys; Asher, Allen and Arnold. While still some distance away, I noticed something new. Just beside Umar's SUYA spot, is a new SUYA spot. The new spot looks more organised and well patronized. Selling at the new spot, is Ibrahim, the guy Umar introduced to me three months ago as his new boy. After greetings, I congratulated Umar for expending his BUSINESS by opening a new spot. He laughed and said " Oga, that one na my boy own. I give am the space last week make he start his own BUSINESS". Out of concern and curiosity , I asked if he is not concerned he is now sharing his CUSTOMERS with Ibrahim. Umar replied and said " Oga, I no dey worry at all at all. If I dey worry , I for no give am the space. Oga, the CUSTOMERS wey Allah say na my own go buy from me. And the one wey Allah say na Ibrahim own, go buy from am. Allah go bless my own, bless his own, we go grow together". Driving home, I began to PONDER and WONDER at the number of Pastors, general overseers, president and founder, who are not in talking terms, can't see eyeballs to eyeballs, hate to hear each others names mentioned and avoid each other at all cost. All because at some point, someone said God was asking them to branch out and start their own WORK; like Ibrahim started his Suya spot. Instead of embracing each other, accepting the new ASSIGNMENT, giving each other the needed spiritual and physical SUPPORT, we criminalize and demonise each other, and fall apart as though God is not the owner of both WORKS. We even directly and indirectly cajoled some of your gullible and 'YES' members into joining us in hating on, and giving the other pastor an ungodly label. Sadly, members of both Churches whose aim is to GO to HEAVEN, can't GO for each other's meetings while on EARTH. The Pastor of the new Church suddenly submits to a new PAPA & MAMA somewhere, as against the man that spiritually fed him for years. Isn't the PULPIT confusing the PEW, when the man behind one PULPIT does not want to see the man behind another PULPIT? We need to UP our game by practising what we PREACH. If a suya seller could demostrate such a large HEART, we cannot continue manning Goldy PULPITS with small HEARTS. Perhaps we have to humble ourselves and invite Umar to come TEACH us at the next minister's conference. I am sure Ibrahim will also be of tremendous BLESSING during the breakout session... PST. FAITHFUL OHIANI
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Egbon Edris is trying to be relevant bcoz his brother Bubu now in power.
Awa koko influence yen je o |
#Breaking: Alex Ekwueme is dead. May his soul rest in peace |
it's a matter of time, continue.. |
Nov 6, 2017 Watch Drake’s Reaction After A Female Fan Threw Her Bra At Him On stages (Video) Sometimes fans can really go wild with celebrities, checkout how a Drake fan went overboard just to get his attention. Over the weekend, at his Boy Meets World Tour in Auckland, New Zealand, while the Canadian rapper was on stage, a woman took off her bra and threw it at him. Drake who was pleased with what he saw, picked it up and said he was a single man. While pointing towards where the woman was standing in the crowd, he said: ‘I’ll talk to you later.’ Video below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMm9BtynXJw
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Nov 6, 2017 ‘Your Penis Means Nothing To Me. Stop Sending Me Your Nasty Pictures’ Openly Gay Nigerian Woman Pamela AdieCross River state-born lesbian Pamela Adie, this morning issued out a warning to the randy men who send her private messages of their joysticks and professing love to her. According to her, she was once married and that the ship of marriage has sailed. She says all their penis means nothing to her. ‘To all the men in my inbox, or those intending to come to my inbox, listen up: I won’t accept your friend request unless I’ve met you in person…and I think you’re intelligent. I will never date you no matter how much you say you love me. Use your marriage promises to entice other women. Have you forgotten I was once married? That ship has sailed. READ ALSO “Sow Into Our Ministry And Get Connected”- Young Nigerian Pastor Tell His Members Your penis means nothing to me. Stop sending me your nasty pictures. Most of you are married. You look so happy on your profile pictures with your families. Go focus on your wives. I am not interested in any of you, nor the idea of you, and I will never be. Thank you. Thank you so much. Peeez Out! ![]() ![]() https://www.gistreel.ng.gistreel.ng
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“Avoid divine curse like a plaque, somebody show me something on the internet on the question of paying tithe or not and the fellow said tithe is suppose to be used to buy alcohol and drink in the church. “Now you know who is talking, even mad people will not come to church to drink alcohol, no matter how crazy that fellow is, asked him to come to church and drink beer, he will tell you that he is not that crazy, because even in his madness, he knows that it is the house of God and he will refuse to do such thing. But this fellow said otherwise that tithe ought to be used to drink alcohol. “I know who is talking and I did not want to worry myself about such person. But please do not let anybody get you into trouble by attracting God’s curse to yourself, please pay your tithe.” “I have said it before and I will say it again and again, if your physical father curse you, it can be cancel by your spiritual father, if your spiritual father curse you it can be cancel by the general overseer, if your general overseer curse you, you can fast and pray to your father in heaven but it God curses you, where will you go, he asked. Vanguard |
“Avoid divine curse like a plaque, somebody show me something on the internet on the question of paying tithe or not and the fellow said tithe is suppose to be used to buy alcohol and drink in the church. “Now you know who is talking, even mad people will not come to church to drink alcohol, no matter how crazy that fellow is, asked him to come to church and drink beer, he will tell you that he is not that crazy, because even in his madness, he knows that it is the house of God and he will refuse to do such thing. But this fellow said otherwise that tithe ought to be used to drink alcohol. “I know who is talking and I did not want to worry myself about such person. But please do not let anybody get you into trouble by attracting God’s curse to yourself, please pay your tithe.” “I have said it before and I will say it again and again, if your physical father curse you, it can be cancel by your spiritual father, if your spiritual father curse you it can be cancel by the general overseer, if your general overseer curse you, you can fast and pray to your father in heaven but it God curses you, where will you go, he asked. Vanguard |
Nov 6, 2017 Pastor Adeboye Responds To Daddy Freeze’s Opinion On Tithe, Says Pay Your Tithes To Avoid Divine Curse Pastor Adeboye Responds To Daddy Freeze's Opinion On Tithe, Says Pay Your Tithes To Avoid Divine CursesThe General Overseer of The Redeemed Christian Church of God, Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye,yesterday, addressed the recent tithe controversy that has been generating series of arguments on the social media by advising Christians especially his members on the dangers attached to none compliance to paying of tithe. In his sermon ,Pastor Adeboye asked the congregation to avoid divine curse like a plaque by pleasing God and also in paying of their tithe. Adeboye Enumerating secrets of breaking forth, used the opportunity to react to controversial online personality, Daddy Freeze who said no Nigerian Prophet, Pastor or General Overseer is qualified to receive tithes from their members. According to Freeze, tithe was meant to be eaten with our families in the house of God, it is biblical to use your tithe and buy beer and drink in the house of God. Adeboye however debunked Freeze’s opinion saying ‘even mad people will not come to church to drink alcohol’. https://www.gistreel.ng/pastor-adeboye-responds-daddy-freezes-opinion-tithe-says-pay-tithes-avoid-divine-curse
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Nollywood veteran actress, Shan George, has also come for Nigerian Pastors over the Sunday offerings and tithes they receive. According to her, Pastors should use Sunday offerings and tithes to repair bad roads, instead of using it to buy private jets and flashy cars. Here’s what she wrote; Shan George Slams Nigerian Pastors, Asks Them To Repair Roads With Private Jet Money And Tithe “Dear Nigeria Pastors, I beg you in the name of God this beautiful Sunday, i’m on my knees, i know you must have collected a lot of tithes and offerings this Sunday, Pls help us repair our roads instead of using the money to buy private jets and big cars. U and your family fly over us with your private jets, while we perish down here. So many people have died here. Pls is it a crime or a sin if you help?”
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Dis Baba again |
Summary please? |
Let's go there. |
I was there. |
Who go help FFK cure his.......... nah you sabi, my hand no dey o |
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